Jul 22 2008Natalie Portman stars in boyfriend's crazy-ass video

First?

LMAO, scratch one off the bucket list.

loves it!

Who cares about the video! I would go gay for her in a heartbeat. She's so beautiful and looks gorgeous in that crazy white confection. MMMM ;)

AWESOME! F@#! YEAH!

Anything is better than Star Wars for that girl.

It makes me dislike Devendra Banhart even more... not only does he look like a bum (A BUM I tell ya!) He has my lady in a kick ass Bollywood Video! That should be me, singing that moon language!

Oh YEA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet sweet sweet.

Sup with all those ugly warts all over her face?

You didn't say it was HIS pubes!!! Ugh....

You didn't say it was HIS pubes!!! Ugh....

Embarrassing!

Hottest girl in hollywood.

so thats what love will make you do.... how pathetic

Ah la la la ........

I gotta add this to my website!

Isn't it funny how all these seemingly squeaky-clean young actresses always go for these nasty, scrawny, rancid-looking, hygienically-challenged fucking rockers? Women are fucked up.

Also, he's displaying his pubes because he wants us to see what he leaves behind in Nat's nose every time she sucks his jock.

wow. I need to get dusted now.

So either the acid days are coming back or a quality actress just decided to shit-can her career over a skinny freak.

The pubes teaser was cruel. You can't put Natalie Portman and pubes in the same paragraph without more clarification from this point forward - fooled me once.

What the fuck was that?!?!

I hope that was a stunt octopus at the end or PETA is getting a call.
Oh, yeah, and the pubes were gross. We don't need to know your bird's nest is actually a forest.

wow.....I don't even know what to say.

I don't get it. What the fuck is she doing with THAT?!?!?!

sha can't dance worth shit

Natalie is still smokin'

#1 & 15 - both super douche bags. Both of you need a life very badly.

LMAO, too true #24, I just thought it'd be funny.

Then again, you're on tons of these calling people douche bags, which means you have little more of a life than hating on douche bags, thereby meaning you're lesser than and slower than a douche bag. Who really needs the life?

What is with that dress? Did she get hit by a Charmin truck?

#25 - Dont think you have to apologize for being a douche. Thank you for the aplogy, but that doesn't change the fact that you need to get a life.

Wesley - Yes, I post on here and the difference is I don't "troll" anyone else and when I happen to post first on a thread my life is not so shallow that I have to type "first" or something like that.

But, funny that you crack on me for posting on here but yet you felt necessary to post twice about me...........

If I feel like someone is a douche - I call them out. If I think a post is really funny - I also compliment the writer. If I think they have a dumb douche name......sometimes I just let that slide.

Obviously Wesley, my troll felt like writing a response to you. Ummm, thanks troll.

Wes, I will give you credit for #2 as being very funny.

LMAO wow just wow

Finally some man meat on this tit crazy site. Almost. If you can call that a man.

I dunno, I kinda like it, even though It feels like a bad mushroom trip at times. I heart Natalie Portman, she can do no wrong in my book, especially after her SNL skit where she's a little badass.

I've seen stupider more lame music videos.

That was so bad, it was offensive.

I could feel my IQ plummeting

I could feel my IQ plummeting

dude, was that Ron Jeremy as "lord rajah"?

Devendra is awesome! Love him.

#30 - Thats cute how you pretend to be me telling a troll to well.....quit being a troll..

i love him too, pointyjess! :D

he's a great songwriter/performer and very gracious to his fans...

This guy is on way too many different kinds of drugs...

LOVE. THAT.

That video is some racist stereotypical stuff.

Lame occult references, lame execution, just fuckin' lame.

Another babe dates an impotent freak. Sigh.

Lame occult references, lame execution, just fuckin' lame.

Another babe dates an impotent freak. Sigh.

Seriously, I've had acid trips that made more fucking sense......

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acid trips usually DO make sense, it's the shrooms that are questionable, but I digress:
THIS *IS INDEED* BETTER THAN THAT CHEERLEADER VIDEO WE ALL TRIED TO SIT THROUGH THE OTHER DAY? YOU KNOW, THE CHICK FROM HEROS, WHO WAS SINGING ABOUT HAVING TO CHEAT ON SOME DUDE, AND PULLING HER TIGHT PANTS ON, AND FINGERING HER CAMEL TOE? YEA. THAT FUCKING SUCKED BALLS, AND BOLLYWOOD IS AT LEAST ENTERTAINING.

thank you.

They always go for the dirty types until they are ready to have kids...then they go traditional again. This relationship is already doomed...And yes women are FUCKED UP!!!

devendra is one of my favorites. they both did a good job.

Just wanted to say that he's not dirty at all. He smells like soap. He has some very good tunes and a wide range. Check out "The Body Breaks" or "A Ribbon".

Anyone reminded of Aldous Snow from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

Whaaaaaat.

It's funny, he's singing in Spanish. It's very funny. Natalie Portman has a great sense of humor.

I'd have to file that one under "Shitty".

that was rad. and the song is much better than most derivative music that's out there these days.

How come such a beauty went for such an ugly bloke? YUCK! Still she's probably feeling secure he won't cheat, but that's not how it works sadly some tart will chase him because he's her fella.

Whenever a society is about to crumble, one of these bearded smelly foul creatures emerges. France before the revolution had Cagliostro -- Russia had Rasputin -- and apocalyptic Los Angeles has Devendra Banhart.

They can always be known by their ability to pull chicks ( having huge penises, in fact, Devendra flashes pics of himself naked during his concerts ) and their rancorous odor, as well as a tendency towards Egyptian/Eastern/occult religions. They also love to imitate Jesus though they are really the complete opposite. I am glad this incarnation of the devil has found a Jewish girl to seduce because, having no soul to begin with, he at least hasn't stolen hers.

YESSSS, these two are beautiful. a perfect couple.

Lsd flashback alert!

V for Vomitus

Why do so many women feel so badly about themselves that they force themselves to date complete assclowns like that? I have never even heard of that douche until I saw this and I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck that was.

I hate hate hate this Zionist bitch

For the first minute or so I couldn't wait for the time when I wouldn't be watching it. Then something happened and I never wanted it to end. Excuse me while I check into the insane asylum.

i get what natalie is doing. i'm a pretty girl from a nice family and i've dated weirder, smellier, more drug-addled dudes than this in college. young, silly chicks are easily fooled into thinking these weirdos are "creative geniuses" and "artists" who are just misunderstood by society. then they end up doing dumb things like starring in goofy racist videos, which they will later try to explain to their kids like "mommy went through a 'stage' when she was younger."

or maybe he really is just a nice guy beneath the forest of patchouli, hash smoke and unruly pubes.

Oh, SHIT> I forgot to remind my Tinkerbell tape.

i will say that nat is getting a little old for this type though. expect her to dump him for a nice older jewish stockbroker pretty soon, to make her daddy proud.

hmm... odd.

"Grandma, I love you in the salad way!"

WTF? Sounds like Fish and I went to the same Starbucks this morning. Mescaline-achinno...mmmmm....

Devendra's music is pretty bad. It's almost like a hippie parody, which is very well may be.

Listen to Donovan, T-Rex and Steeleye Span for the real thing.

And yes, Natalie, you can do a LOT better.

This dude is what would have happened if Charles Manson were born a little higher up the social ladder.

#65...

Absolutely true. I've seen girls (myself included) that have dated these types, only to realise later they're pretentious hipsters who fool a lot of people.

Illuminati programing at its best. Watch it often!

Call me crazy, but this is actually kinda catchy.

Anyone else think it looks like she has a penis peeking out from her dress in the main picture??

She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club **R I C H L O V I N G.C O M**, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

Huh, I wasn't actually wondering what had happened to Cisco Adler.

WTF.

When did they become an item?

Is it still 2008 or are we still in 1969?

She's always seemed like a weirdo to me. Not attractive imo

I agree with #74, I was surprised to find this tune to be catchy.

So she's dating Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now?

Jon Lovitz needs to fire his agent...

Wow. My first day back since my drug induced coma...shoulda stayed in bed. I am afraid to go to work now. Did she say I like you like SALAD????

I need more meds...

In the first picture, is he carrying his purse or hers?

This ASSHOLE must have alot of cash because his face is one to shit on!!

OCTOPUS!???

w
T"F

I love this video. At #65, I was thinking the same thing when I first saw it: that hairy dude reminds me of a guy I dated back in college who always had really good weed. Artsy, weird, burn-out guys can be a lot of fun actually.

im pretty sure that indian guy loves the cock, it's no secret natalie loves the strapon!

couldnt resist... : 0

funny guys : ))

"we have all these ideas"

"maybe we could string them together?"

"ok lets make a music video"

[she knows... lets get nat in : ) ]

"ok... what do we got, let's write each one down..."

"ok... but what order do they go in?"

doesnt matter

ya jus gott tryda maika story outta them...

snot hard ?

where you goin?

...jus kiddin : )
...it was fine

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That was awesome. It figures that most of the dimwits on this site would hate it.

Natalie Portman's so gorgeous, even in that video she is STUNNING.
What the hell is she doing with that ugly dirty-looking man :-|
Distasteful video.

Hi, longtime reader, first time poster....

Quick question... How did he get her and why is he in a golden Cobra Commander chair?

Oh, the pubes... this was such a terrible tease, if you do anything like it again, I'm headed your way.

Keep posting, because everything else on the web sucks.

Later,

Bujo

this is a pretty cool video, it's not my kinda music but the video is pretty different, just because it's not some stupid rap group or boy band or anything mainstream, why do people have to be so negative about it?

didn't she say she didn't like asymmetrical dresses on Project Runway? um...that IS an asymmetrical dress, natalie...

this sucks - anyone who said they liked it has poor taste, I think hes trying to be funny but its just stupid