Jul 8 2008Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves have a baby boy
Matthew McConaughey became the father of a baby boy last night after his girlfriend model Camila Alves gave birth. At the time of this post, no name was given yet for Tarzan Jr. who weighed in at 7 lb., 4 oz. but a statement was given to OK! Magazine by Matthew himself:
"A healthy baby boy was born," Matthew tells OK! in an exclusive statement. "Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world — Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure — raising one, together."
He then added: "Also I totally downed a bunch of shrooms earlier, so this whole thing has tripped my shit. There was a baby coming out of a solar system that made me think I should buy a moped. But that's neither here nor there, broseph, because me and this tiny bald dude are going surfing then downing brewskis! HYEAAAAAAAH! GET SOME!" That child will dominate the world - at beer pong.
Congrats to Camila, Matt, and Future Naked Bongo Player.
Photos: Flynet
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Reader Comments
1. pointandlaugh - July 8, 2008 9:08 AM
woooo first!!!
2. britney's weave - July 8, 2008 9:18 AM
name, please.
3. p-rock - July 8, 2008 9:22 AM
Fish, that little imaginary monologue made my morning.
4. ph7 - July 8, 2008 9:26 AM
Hate to be a party pooper, but let's agree in advance:
Matthew will probably be the worst dad ever.
5. Sell Porn Make Money - July 8, 2008 9:28 AM
ok... enough of them. Get back to chicks in bikinis please.
6. McConaughey's Bongos - July 8, 2008 9:57 AM
I heard the baby was born with a six pack and receding hairline.
7. Pussy Galore - July 8, 2008 10:22 AM
Fish,
You are absolutely hilarious!!!
Love,
P.G. the gaping maw
8. Sportsdvl - July 8, 2008 11:06 AM
News flash - first picture ever taken of McConaughey with his shirt on. Finally! Thank you paparrazi!
Oh, #1 - you are a douche. We are all "pointing and laughing" at you.
#5 - that was classic!
9. celebs love me - July 8, 2008 12:39 PM
No pictures of Nicole Kidman and her baby?
10. Angry Beaver - July 8, 2008 3:47 PM
This kid will be genetically perfect and a total pussy-hound. Five bucks says he nails one of the delivery room nurses before he leaves the hospital with his parents.
11. Dr - July 8, 2008 4:25 PM
King LeDouche has himself a prince.
JKL Douche Roddington. JKL.
12. britney's weave - July 8, 2008 5:03 PM
fyi, the kid's name is levi. somewhat normal. i was expecting beach, lake, stream, or granola or something.
13. Ted from LA - July 8, 2008 9:25 PM
Levi is now considered somewhat normal? I can see naming a pair of pants that, but a kid? As it stands, his dad sounds like he dropped out of school in the 6th grade. Go back to school Matty.
14. toolboy - July 9, 2008 8:29 AM
The little he man's full name is Levi Zulu Tango Niner McConaughey. It came to Matt while he was smoking the spice of life on a plane. He always liked the word niner, just couldn't find a way to work it into daily conversations..
15. z - July 9, 2008 4:41 PM
What's so miraculous about a man squirting his penis in a vagina and the woman having a baby?
16. jeb223 - July 10, 2008 7:53 AM
She looks like someone took Kim Kardashian and reversed her pelvis.
Front-butt!
17. overheardatyale - July 10, 2008 8:02 AM
She looks like someone took Kim Kardashian and reversed her pelvis.
Front-butt!