Jul 8 2008Maria Beatriz Anthony topless = I should really start playing professional soccer
These are topless photos of Maria Beatriz Anthony (a.k.a. Bia) sunbathing while on vacation with soccer star Ronaldo. (Not to be confused with Cristiano Ronaldo who's nailing Nereida Gallardo. God, I hate soccer...) Anyway, Maria is pregnant with Ronaldo's child, but according to The Spoiler, she dumped him because he was fooling around with transvestites. Yet he still gets to see some boob. Unbelievable. I remember one time I left the toilet seat, and you know what I got? A memo saying to stay out of the Ladies Room. Where's the justice?!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Bia's nipples that will pierce your heart. And I'm not being metaphorical, those fuckers are sharp.
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Reader Comments
1. sillysalamander - July 8, 2008 5:11 PM
First you mother-bitches!!! Finally!!
Suck on that!!!
Booooyah!!!
2. Allioop! - July 8, 2008 5:14 PM
boobies!
3. Allioop! - July 8, 2008 5:14 PM
boobies!
4. first first first - July 8, 2008 5:14 PM
am i first?
5. Allioop! - July 8, 2008 5:14 PM
boobies!
6. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 8, 2008 5:14 PM
Fat man Ronaldo was dating her? God, he has a face like a slapped arse licking piss off a nettle.
7. Clarissa R. - July 8, 2008 5:15 PM
big nipples----gross
8. Randal - July 8, 2008 5:16 PM
Maria Beatriz Anthony letf him and Nike will possibly pull their $100million contract because transvestites simply don't mix with their image.
Good for you Ronaldo because you know where it's at. Most brazilian transexuals are hotter than the women next to them.
Keep aiming for the button buddy!
Randal
9. Mugato - July 8, 2008 5:16 PM
You can put an eye out with those things.
10. Kim Lardassian - July 8, 2008 5:20 PM
It's football not soccer you thick fuck yank wanker, God yer another reason for the world to hate Americans.
11. jesse blake - July 8, 2008 5:20 PM
Boobies? Check
Nice legs? Check
Cute Face? Check
Happy trail? Barf!
12. Ted Mosby - July 8, 2008 5:22 PM
Prego nipples rock!
13. Vito DaGimpi - July 8, 2008 5:30 PM
These Spanish women have nice bodies but their faces are a little rough on the eyes.
14. Vito DaGimpi - July 8, 2008 5:38 PM
Actually the world hates those nasty crooked yellow English teeth even more. You Limey wankers go bow down to your Paki masters.
15. May - July 8, 2008 5:39 PM
She dumped him, but then she found out she was pregnant and decided to forgive him... Because she loves him 4 real, u know... even though he is fat, ugly faced and had a sex scandall with 3 really, really ugly transexuals, she loves him a lot, and only wants to be happy with his mon... ops, with him...
Randal, the transexuals were really damn disgusting. Seriously.
16. Sarah - July 8, 2008 5:41 PM
Guy in the red swim trunks is hot!
17. ph7 - July 8, 2008 5:42 PM
She's got a body for loving and a face for cleaning hotel rooms.
18. Mia - July 8, 2008 5:44 PM
I wish I was sailing right now topless and getting ready to have hot satisfying sex.
19. joe - July 8, 2008 5:47 PM
Get rid of the fucking pop-ups!
20. Ariella - July 8, 2008 5:58 PM
pic #11
boner?
ps. those are some baby chokers
21. my comment - July 8, 2008 5:59 PM
Brown nipples and thick-waisted and thick-thighed.
EW.
22. Lipster - July 8, 2008 6:25 PM
Remember Ronaldo is a multi-mlillionaire. A proper one aswell, he gets paid in EUROS not your worthless dollar.
23. KoolSurveys - July 8, 2008 6:26 PM
They look like Hershey's kisses.
24. Surgeon General - July 8, 2008 6:42 PM
Any notice that the supposedly pregnant chick is being handed a cigarette in the last picture? Quit for a few months lady -- the poor unborn fetus already has to fight through all those trany viruses contributed by Daddy.
25. Surgeon General - July 8, 2008 6:42 PM
Anyone notice that the supposedly pregnant chick is being handed a cigarette in the last picture? Quit for a few months lady -- the poor unborn fetus already has to fight through all those trany viruses contributed by Daddy.
26. titsonsnack - July 8, 2008 6:47 PM
Who the fuck is this? Who cares. If I want tits, I can find better looking pictures of tits on the internet. I come here for celebrity gossip.
27. malicious - July 8, 2008 7:12 PM
spot the implants
28. Zippy the Wonder Slug - July 8, 2008 7:20 PM
Careful kid, you'll shoot your eye out!!!
29. Ted from LA - July 8, 2008 7:37 PM
Big nipples are the best. I just got off a couple of them myself.
30. Carla - July 8, 2008 7:38 PM
Being Bi, I could suckle from them for quite some time ..... Yummy!
31. Carla - July 8, 2008 7:38 PM
Being Bi, I could suckle from them for quite some time ..... Yummy!
32. my comment - July 8, 2008 7:50 PM
The woman in the red bikini in the last picture has a much better body.
That said-- NOBODY cares about prego chain-smoking, used-up euro bimbos.
33. emmy - July 8, 2008 8:11 PM
that's not a happy trail you idiot
Linea nigra (Latin for "black line") is a dark vertical line that appears on the abdomen during pregnancy
34. sunshine - July 8, 2008 8:26 PM
#23 ~ Hershey Kisses?!! hahaha, that is precious. Thanks for the laugh today.
35. woodhorse - July 8, 2008 8:44 PM
Those are some industrial strength nipples.
36. farthammer - July 8, 2008 8:57 PM
Brown nipples=disgusting
37. THE ONE WHO KNOWS - July 8, 2008 9:20 PM
To # 16 She's got the pump to controll his dick in her hand. Or he has an extra nose to blow.
38. Yankee Doodle - July 8, 2008 9:27 PM
Hey, #10...
Don't like Americans? May I say something in our defense?
Hmmm...how should I put this...??? Oh I know.
SUCK MY DICK YOU LIMEY CUNT!
39. bootlips - July 8, 2008 9:52 PM
Those tits look so suckable.
40. Ted from LA - July 8, 2008 10:01 PM
My wife's nipples look just like these and ironically, they taste like root beer barrels.
41. steve - July 8, 2008 10:27 PM
Pot-bellied pigs make such nice pets!
42. asshat - July 8, 2008 11:22 PM
it was all good until she took off the hat covering her face...
43. T-bag - July 8, 2008 11:26 PM
??????
44. T-bag - July 8, 2008 11:27 PM
??????
45. Lisa-tastrophie - July 8, 2008 11:36 PM
I just found your blog from a link on DG's blog. LOVE IT!! I'm adding it to my bookmarked blogs for regular snogging off during the day.
46. Plumbers Little Helper - July 9, 2008 12:30 AM
Her nipples look like the naked plumbing fixtures coming out of my wall, and they're not very exciting either.
47. Hamper Lint - July 9, 2008 1:26 AM
Is that is dick sticking out of those red shorts ??? Finally something for us girls to look at !!!!
48. Da Man - July 9, 2008 1:34 AM
Aw hell yes I would suck on those bulging titties all night. Love big nips.
PS: It's feeding time!
49. Shawn_solo - July 9, 2008 2:54 AM
Hmmm. Yes, I believe an infant could gain adequate sustenance from those, and he certainly would have no trouble finding the business end of the booby, would he?
Mission accomplished, titties!
50. Web Escape - July 9, 2008 4:12 AM
Didn't he claim h never knew they (yes he picked up three of them) were all ladyboys? Hmm time to get that vision checked or to crack out the truth serum, you decide.
51. Sunday - July 9, 2008 4:44 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
52. Anda - July 9, 2008 5:09 AM
omgg that guy in the 11th pic is Marco Borriello a soccer player playing for Ac milan ,Ronaldo's former team... google him if u want
i didn't know they were friends
53. Anda - July 9, 2008 5:11 AM
omgg that guy in the 11th pic is Marco Borriello a soccer player playing for Ac milan ,Ronaldo's former team... google him if u want
i didn't know they were friends
54. Anda - July 9, 2008 5:18 AM
omgg that guy in the 11th pic is Marco Borriello a soccer player playing for Ac milan ,Ronaldo's former team... google him if u want
i didn't know they were friends
55. Gay Robot - July 9, 2008 6:35 AM
these people are absolutely hilarious and ridiculous. I can just imagine it now... drunken coked out brown men and women slathering about... titties and buttseses slappin around like wet walruses... uns... uns... uns... uns... ooh i love house music... why dont u hop on the tread Ronaldo and try to gain back your legendary status bud
56. Web Escape - July 9, 2008 6:52 AM
Gay Robot, you know Ronaldo is SO far gonr from ever being able to recapture that dude, sad but true.
57. George Washington - July 9, 2008 7:03 AM
More euro trash transgender cry baby soccer fags - just great.
Why did we liberate europe?
58. Me One - July 9, 2008 7:06 AM
WOW MAN!!! THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY NICE LOOKING TITS>
59. kerri - July 9, 2008 8:28 AM
she's fugly. but does have nice boobs.
60. Deacon Jones - July 9, 2008 9:06 AM
My ex had nipples that big, they were great, big rubbery things
And Ronaldo didnt fuck the trannies, when he got back to the room and found them out before they fucked, he freaked and tried bribing them to not tell anyone
And WTF is with you European men and your fucking little girl panties. My balls fucking ache just looking at that queer in the blue one.
What about the limeys on this site. Do you guys frolic on your stone beaches in that shit too?
61. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 9, 2008 9:26 AM
To all the sassy siliconed saddlebags surreptitiously suckering some simpletons, see the sign... This is a hot woman.
#10 - When your country becomes the sole superpower in the world, you're welcome to call it fucking felchball if you like. Until then, it ain't football unless a line of overgrown and well padded farm boys and black dudes are running into each other at full speed, damn near ending each other's lives. There's a reason most people here don't take the Ronaldos and Beckhams of the world seriously... they play fucking soccer.
62. doomhammer - July 9, 2008 12:32 PM
Ahhh Imagine that. A hot chick with amazing hard nipples sunning and living the life of luxury and the fat sows in here can only mock and insult her from thier tiny little cubicle or stuffed animal filled bedroom.
Here is a hint. Stand in front of the mirror bitches. Note how your nipples point toward your feet instead of pointing up like this whores do. This is not natural how yours point down. This is gravity and fat working together to make you disgusting. Put down the Klondike bars, stop listening to your Mom telling you "its whats inside that counts" and do 10,000 sit ups a day, find a rich man, and then, maybe, you can have half the life this woman has.
Remember jealous bitches, beauty is skin deep, but fat and ugly go all the way to the bone.
63. surlywench - July 9, 2008 1:20 PM
The comments on this article are grade A funny. Thanks for the laughs.
Oh and screw her, I'd rather see his nipples.
64. gerard Vandenberg - July 9, 2008 1:54 PM
I'm really glad I have "NOTHING".
65. delic8 - July 9, 2008 7:36 PM
@16: definitely. sexiest guy on this site in a loooong time.
also: she is not ugly! perhaps she is not the Most Beautiful Woman Ever, but she is certainly Not Fugly and probaably also Pretty Damn Okay Looking.
66. Kiran - July 10, 2008 3:36 AM
Those nipples are to die for... Those are preggo tits...
67. Larry Jones - July 11, 2008 5:52 PM
Those are some fabulous titties. Sweet Lord, please let me suck ont hose just once.