Jul 14 2008Madonna's brother on A-Rod: There wasn't an affair - she's Catholic!
Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone stopped by Good Morning America today to talk about his new tell-all book about growing up with famous sister. He dismissed tabloid rumors that Madonna had an affair with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez:
"First of all -- despite everything else, she's still a Catholic girl," he said.
"It seemed absurd to me, truly," Ciccone said.
"I think that he was interested in Kaballah, to be honest," he said. "I doubt that this is actually an affair. I really doubt that she had any -- I'm, I'm sure she had nothing to do with the breakup of their marriage."
Ha! Madonna's a devout Catholic. Good one. So, seriously, they did it in a Kaballah temple didn't they? I knew it. I bet the lighting makes her look almost human. You know, until you start doing the deed and realize "Wait, I don't remember a sack of flour being in here..."
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Reader Comments
1. derk - July 14, 2008 12:42 PM
I'm amazed anyone even cares. BORING.
2. Emerson - July 14, 2008 12:43 PM
I didn't know Catholic girls spread their legs for the whole world to see.
3. Andy - July 14, 2008 12:47 PM
So true, as a good Catholic girl she wouldn't commit adultery. Instead she'd masturbate with a crucifix (as she did on her "Like A Virgin" tour).
4. veggi - July 14, 2008 12:48 PM
Hahahaha - check the pictures, she forgot to tuck it back!!!
5. Langdon - July 14, 2008 12:50 PM
She couldn't be catholic, A-Rod isn't a 10 year old altar-boy.
6. FRIST!!! - July 14, 2008 12:50 PM
What the fuck is she wearing now? She need to take fashion lessons from ME!!! Yeah, more skulls. Definitely more skulls..
And lose the praying mantis glasses ya freaking bug woman!!
7. Schadenfreudelicious - July 14, 2008 12:51 PM
I imagine Catholics the world over would be proud to know that Madonna is just a regular Catholic girl...they are probably hauling out her "Sex" book right now just to remind themselves of the similarities!
8. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 14, 2008 12:56 PM
Sinewy... even her hands are sinewy...
9. Jimbo - July 14, 2008 12:57 PM
Her brother misses all the fistings she gave him when they were growing up.
10. nipolian - July 14, 2008 1:00 PM
Tickets for the HR Derby today are starting at $100 and Ass-Rod is too busy to participate. What a complete fuck head.
11. Fugyoself - July 14, 2008 1:02 PM
I bet that he also doubts that she's a fug man-faced skele-whore, douche faggot.
12. Sportsdvl - July 14, 2008 1:07 PM
#5 - haha funny 'cause it is true
13. BOOYAH! - July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
ah yes, the catholics. such moral sons of bitches, aren't they!!
14. havoc - July 14, 2008 1:43 PM
You know, she could be considered Catholic.
Didn't she buy a little boy last year?
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15. yuristache - July 14, 2008 1:47 PM
A good Catholic girl doesn't make a music video entitled "Like a Prayer" where she gives a black Jesus a blowjob in a Church.
As for the morality comments, note the difference between "good Catholic" and "bad Catholic." The same sort of mischievous deeds have been performed by men and women of every faith (i.e. "Elliot Spitzer partakes in the Jewish custom of prostitution" or "[insert name] can't be Muslim; they haven't blown up a national landmark.")
16. veggi - July 14, 2008 2:04 PM
"A good Catholic girl doesn't make a music video entitled "Like a Prayer" where she gives a black Jesus a blowjob in a Church."
You had me (moral outrage-wise) at "black Jesus"
17. omnibacon - July 14, 2008 3:02 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker is looking extra horse-y today.
18. missywissy - July 14, 2008 3:28 PM
When is Madonna going to stop using Britney to up her career???? Does anyone actually listen to Madonna anymore?
19. GinaRae - July 14, 2008 3:29 PM
Why does Madonna have a dick? No fa real like you can totally see it. Is that why so many queens love her? she's been a strapping young lad all this time?
20. Lee Benson - July 14, 2008 4:08 PM
Can you write about something besides Madonna/A-Rod?
21. Jay - July 14, 2008 4:31 PM
And I thought my family was forked-up! These two sibs put the "C" in crazy, especially that flamboyant Christopher!! You notice the Mster hasn't said a word about her brother's tell-all. I wonder if she helped him write it? What a pair. Poor Richey--with in-laws like his. What was he thinkin??!!
22. Just Dick - July 14, 2008 9:21 PM
Does anyone else see a striking resemblance between Madonna and an alien here? It's kind of creeping me out.
23. Jenny - July 14, 2008 9:28 PM
She does Kabballah. Which isn't Caholic last I heard - it's JEWISH mysticism. Which is fine and dandy, but the Catholic religion kind of frowns on claiming Caholicism and doing another religion. I personally don't care what (if any) religion choose, but I think its wrong to play at one and claim another to get you out of trouble.
24. joho777 - July 14, 2008 9:34 PM
I was blown away by this item. Doesn't her brother remember all the guys, girls, and household pets that this "good Catholic girl" screwed during the '80's and 90's??
And try to be serious. What "good Catholic girl" DOESN't give blow jobs to well-equipped black men??
25. Ted from LA - July 14, 2008 10:32 PM
Did you hear about the ship sinking at sea? The Rabbi, Minister and Catholic priest made it to a lifeboat. The Rabbi yells, "Start paddling!" The Minister yells, "What about the children?" The Rabbi yelled, "Fuck the children," to which the priest replied, "Do you think there's time?"
26. carrie - July 15, 2008 12:11 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club Mixed ming l e . c o m , I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups
27. gerard Vandenberg - July 15, 2008 10:20 AM
It's high time for a SUICIDE-ATTEMPT, madge!!
28. Narcissist - July 17, 2008 7:59 AM
Damn straight! Madonna doesn't go for that lust and fornication and anti-christian behavior like that. No sex outside of marriage for this chaste lady!