Jul 10 2008Madonna begged Jose Canseco to hit a home-run in her uterus
Apparently Madonna has a thing for married baseball players. Jose Canseco has thrown his hat into the A-Rod fiasco by recounting the time Madonna begged him to knock her up in 1991. Us Weekly reports:
"She wanted to get married and have a child with me — she wanted a Cuban child," he tells Us.
Canseco recalls: "We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, 'What would you do if I kissed you?' and then sat on my lap and kissed me."
Madonna even offered to support him if he split with his wife. "She said, 'I have lots of money. Don't worry about that,'" Canseco tells Us.
Does anyone else get the impression Madonna is trying to pull an expansion team out of her vagina? Otherwise, I have no freaking clue.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. Britney - July 10, 2008 4:26 PM
CUNT you firsts!
2. sillysalamander - July 10, 2008 4:27 PM
FIRST, THUNDER-CUNTS!!!!
Booooyah!!!
3. Sam - July 10, 2008 4:27 PM
So THAT'S who turned her onto 'roids!
4. mixedmartialartvideos.com - July 10, 2008 4:28 PM
thats old news from his 1st Juiced book...
5. Eric - July 10, 2008 4:30 PM
When she got off his lap he noticed there was some greenish-yellow discharge on his pants...and his wallet was missing.
6. http://www.funderoos.com - July 10, 2008 4:31 PM
that's old news from his first juice box...
7. sillysalamander - July 10, 2008 4:32 PM
I think we can pull more than just an entire expansion team out of Madonna's vagina, I think we can pull an entire town out of her stank-ass twat!!
8. FRIST!!! - July 10, 2008 4:37 PM
Poor Conseco, all trying to get attention....first The Surreal Life, now this.....
9. GinaRae - July 10, 2008 4:37 PM
Madonna has always had a thing for Latin, cuban, and Spanish men. It's been well documented. How she ended marrying white ass Guy is beyond me. If they got even a semi-tan she wants them to knock her up. Can't take the ghetto out of Madge with all her money can you?
10. Old Man's Balls - July 10, 2008 4:38 PM
Madonna has a thing for muds . . . Whoops! I can't say muds; it makes veggi upset!
Well, you know, groids, shitskins, yard apes, porch monkeys . . .
11. Sportsdvl - July 10, 2008 4:39 PM
Poor Madonna, I'm sure she is interested in steroid abusers who's penises have shriveled up.
Wow, #1 & #2 are double douches! Congrats!
12. Blog Envy Is The New Black - July 10, 2008 4:42 PM
''She wanted a Cuban child''...
What the hell?
13. M. Lewinski - July 10, 2008 4:44 PM
All I wanted was a Cuban.
14. Mike - July 10, 2008 4:47 PM
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.
15. Guy - July 10, 2008 4:49 PM
All I wanted was for her to die already.
16. havoc - July 10, 2008 4:49 PM
JOSE CANSECO IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
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17. havoc - July 10, 2008 4:50 PM
JOSE CANSECO IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
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18. Barry Bonds - July 10, 2008 4:50 PM
I AGREE!
19. Rafael Palmero - July 10, 2008 4:52 PM
ME TOO!
20. Roger Clemens - July 10, 2008 4:53 PM
ME umm...one...two...THREE!
Say, does anybody have the phone number of that 13-year-old singer who might be Michael Lohan's daughter...? I'd like to "support" her...
21. thecolombian - July 10, 2008 4:54 PM
god damn leave it up to jose canseco to pop up any time a baseball related incident is in the news.
22. FRIST!!! - July 10, 2008 5:07 PM
#9 I think she just likes accents. Remember the 80's when she did that stupid overly strong Bronx or whatever accent, and now she has a British(ish) accent, she was hoping for a Spanish accent, but she couldn't get one.
All she got was a Pepsi..
23. havoc - July 10, 2008 5:07 PM
They should deport that piece of cuban dog shit. He fucked a lot of things up for a lot of people.
I say waterboard that motherfucker at Gitmo....
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24. moneil - July 10, 2008 5:22 PM
Ew! Conseco is so gross. He just looks like a jerk now, whether its true or not. If you love celebrity gossip, play the newest celebrity trivia at http://www.kwanzoo.com!
25. Matthew - July 10, 2008 5:36 PM
madonna before she spoke in her fake british accent
26. Marie - July 10, 2008 5:37 PM
What the fuck is up with her arms? It looks like she's trying to smuggle baggies of drugs in there. Yuck.
27. Kim Lardassian - July 10, 2008 5:59 PM
Hispanics are trash, this story proves it.
28. latty - July 10, 2008 6:01 PM
blech! who would admit to kissing madonna? britney spears did and look where it got HER.....
kiss of death? maybe.... maybe....
I also feel that I must comment on her sick chicken wing arms.
29. grobpilot - July 10, 2008 6:04 PM
Remember the alien from the "Alien" movie? Her arms look kind of like that. Oh, and her snatch drips acid.
30. Jamie's Uterus - July 10, 2008 6:19 PM
Everyone knows Madonna like to fuck Latin guys. Back in the day, rumor was that she drove around NYC in a limo and would pull them in off the street, fuck her, then she'd kick them out.
31. PunkA - July 10, 2008 6:45 PM
Canseco is about as reliable as the devil. The dude mixes his truths with many lies and the real problem is that you never when when the bastard is telling the truth. Not sure even he knows anymore, he is so full of shit. Plus, he has a rela boner for A-Rod, is trying to get him in trouble all the time, delighting in his divorce, and is now trying to 1-up him on Madonna. Canseco is a piece of human trash. Total dirtbag.
32. fightingfrodo - July 10, 2008 7:12 PM
punkA- aren't u a bit baffled by the fact that arod looks MUCH bigger than he did when he started in the league? he's like barry bonds jr only a yankee, which makes him that much more of a douche
33. dementa - July 10, 2008 7:19 PM
If such is the truth, it can only be a matter of days before she steals Je-Lo's Skeletor.
34. Jim - July 10, 2008 8:15 PM
Her arms are very disturbing. I don't care what the rest of her look like. She is horrid looking.
35. devilsrain - July 10, 2008 10:05 PM
She reminds me of carrot top, every time you see her shes more ripped. Lay off the juice psycho.
36. Julia - July 10, 2008 10:59 PM
Jose Canseco has taken an enormous amount of steroids by his own admission. He has consistently lied about events he has recounted in the past. He is, however, still searching for ways to remain remotely relevant.
Although I am no fan of Madonna (and haven't been in about 20 years), I wouldn't trust anything Mr. Canseco would say about Madonna or any other woman he swears wanted to bed him....
37. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin - July 10, 2008 11:28 PM
What happens when Canseco (who has lied repeatedly) and Madonna (who is known for whoring around) get in a war of words?
I don't know, but the world is full of whores. You'll never run out of them, male or female.
38. hausfrau - July 10, 2008 11:51 PM
Her arms are disgusting.
39. Vas Deferens - July 11, 2008 12:03 AM
Jose Canseco: Founding Member of the 40/40 Club.
You should all line up and eat Canseco's peanut-filled, wet, smelly shit logs.
Don't forget two-time World Series champ, bitches.
Oaktown!
Peace out
40. gnipgnop - July 11, 2008 1:46 AM
I so want to rip into her beef jerky hide!!!
41. menotrouble - July 11, 2008 3:28 AM
1991! what a coward to delive this story now.
likes to play it safe, eh?
this guy lacks style, decency and dignity.
42. menotrouble - July 11, 2008 3:28 AM
1991! what a coward to deliver this story now.
likes to play it safe, eh?
this guy lacks style, decency and dignity.
43. AC - July 11, 2008 3:54 AM
She's so hot and pretty. Seems she is also on interracial dating service ~~~~~b l a c k ce ntury.com. I saw some pics looks like her very much at that club. I will double check it :)
44. Stowe - July 11, 2008 4:47 AM
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
45. If Thy Eye Be Single Jones - July 11, 2008 6:27 AM
I think Madonna's sidleline is writing Soap Operas. All those attention whores are pathetic. All Britney has to do is drive to a Starbucks (or a gas station) and she's got them all beat. Hell will freeze over before Madonna has the balls to shave her head and beat a TMZ paps car with an umbrella.
46. Captain Jack Sparrow - July 11, 2008 7:46 AM
This would make a great porn flick and solve all the worlds economic issues.
Casting would consist of:
Old lady sex = Medusa
Taco Bell Brit = Shitney
ARod = Batter up
Jose = that little dick dude
ARods soon to be ex = director
On second thought - no thanks.
47. meeatu - July 11, 2008 8:06 AM
crazy bitch
she rape him !!!!!!!!!!!
48. Grunion - July 11, 2008 8:13 AM
Pretty sure The Devil rays, sorry Rays, already came from Madonnas vag.
49. FCS - July 11, 2008 8:14 AM
What a vision of feminity
50. gerard Vandenberg - July 11, 2008 8:17 AM
WHAT ABOUT HER ANUS?
51. shar - July 11, 2008 9:29 AM
Lucky for Madonna, he didn't. What a loser he ended up being.
I would love to know the age of some people writing on this board,
12-13, playing on the computer in the bedrooms because the language is definitely not adults. When you can not write properly, you resort to profanity.
52. tralfaz - July 11, 2008 2:11 PM
I'm no Canseco fan, but to all those who are calling him a liar, didn't a whole lot of the stuff he said about steroids in baseball turn out to be true? Not that he isn't a money- and fame-grubbing douchebag, just sayin ...
53. Britney's Nappy Weave - July 11, 2008 3:41 PM
Why the F did Steven Tyler dye his hair blonde???
54. BillyBob - July 11, 2008 5:23 PM
Madonna want the whole world to knock her up, Denis Rodman, Jose Canseco, probably A Rod too, she should work for amnesty international.
55. j ce - July 12, 2008 10:56 PM
Looks like Madonna's yearning for man arms and a dark skinned child have been a long time in the making. Watch her video of "Cherish," where she flexes her arms proudly and dances around in/near the ocean with a dark-skinned male child. Mermaid child, mind you. I hope she doesn't have little David a fishtail surgically attached.
56. Narcissist - July 13, 2008 1:38 AM
To me, Madonna has seemed sad, desperate and confused since the 90's sometime. She looks spaced out in her videos, like she's completely unsure of herself. Looks like she's just going through the motions, and not doing a very good job of it.
#14 - You're not crazy, they're the ones that are crazy.
57. PR - July 13, 2008 2:08 AM
Madonna can get anyone she wants.
58. christophercuts - July 13, 2008 8:32 AM
Cant this whore just go down in a plane crash.We've all endured enough.
59. christophercuts - July 13, 2008 8:32 AM
Cant this whore just go down in a plane crash.We've all endured enough.
60. christophercuts - July 13, 2008 8:32 AM
Cant this whore just go down in a plane crash.We've all endured enough.
61. JunieB - July 13, 2008 9:04 PM
This whole post is so bush league.
62. Chupacabra - July 14, 2008 4:04 PM
Bush league, I agree, but what's worse, is this is true. Jose is an opportunist, we all know that, but seriously, this is the truth.
She couldn't have him, so she found another Cuban dancer to do her vagina's bidding. I mean, I'm half Cuban, and I totally see where we are sexy motherfuckers, ya know? I'd want to fuck a Cuban, and have babies with them too, but my mom always said, stay away from Cuban men, they aint nuthin but trouble.
Aye papi!
63. mixedmartialartvideos.com - July 14, 2008 6:17 PM
Jose Canseco vs. Vai Sikahema Boxing Video!
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2008/07/14/jose-canseco-vs-vai-sikahema-boxing-video/
64. mixedmartialartvideos.com - July 14, 2008 6:19 PM
Jose Canseco vs. Vai Sikahema Boxing Video
65. L - October 6, 2008 5:25 PM
what a scanky whore - she needs to lay of the steroids - she's starting to look like an old witch
66. L - October 6, 2008 5:25 PM
what a scanky whore - she needs to lay of the steroids - she's starting to look like an old witch