Jul 28 2008Madonna is- Holy crap, that's a zombie

We've secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let's see if Lourdes Leon notices...


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eep!

eep!

what is going on with her arm?!

gross.. shes looking pathetic

GAH!!!

Goddamn woman.
Lay off the fucking drugs.

If she does breakup with Guy, here's a start to a new relationship:

http://www.zombieharmony.com/

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

What is Lourdes doing with Skeletor?

Lourdes looks more like Madonna than she does now.

When cheek implants attack.

PS: That is one hairy daughter she's got. She's probably got her own personal waxer on staff.

Lourdes looks pretty do-able. Madonna on the other hand looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.

#8,
the wise thing is to ignore the post, but this time i kind of feel like i wanna say something: fuck off

She looks homeless.

I don't know what's scarier: the fact that Madonna is actually starting to look her age, or the fact that Lourdes bears a striking resemblance to Geraldo Rivera.

I don't know what's scarier: the fact that Madonna is actually starting to look her age, or the fact that Lourdes bears a striking resemblance to Geraldo Rivera.

Did she just get botox shots, her mouth is sinking in! What the hell happened to her? Look at her veins popping out. Put down the steroids!

I think her daughter is very pretty, reminds me of Madonna in her starting days.

PIC 3: OH jesus lady, let go of my hand!! I dont know you!!!

on a side note, i havent seen lourdes in like... 10 years. damn she grew. maybe she will get electrophoresis and become a disney hooker like the rest of them

Damn, get that girl some wax for her eyebrows and mustache STAT!!

Definitely soul mate material. Good call Alex.

Wow,they looks unusual.Of my friend told me he saw their profile on****Millionaire4me.com*****Their unusual profile attracts so many guys around them.It's worthy to see above site.You can find more things .

Be sure: NOT ONLY THE PHYSICAL PART!!!!

Holy Crap! Did she forget to put her teeth in?

what is that contraption on her daughter's forehead?...does that actually mold the unibrow?

What's up with the sk8erboi look for granny?

Is that Bizzaro Madonna?

/where am I?
//what year is this!!?

What is it with the old 80's stars now not even looking human (Madonna, Michael Jackson, etc). This is just plain scary!

I love the way Loudes' mystical headbands just emphasize the caterpillars she's got for eyebrows. You'd think Madge could afford wax by now.....

Never ever have I wanted someone to be fat so badly. Smooth those divots out girl.

Guy wants a divorce because she keeps trying to eat his brain.

#12, you are a sick fuck. Lourdes is 11 years old.

Holy Testicle Tuesday what the fuck happened? Does she have cancer???
a drug problem???What the fuck?????? I used to beat off thinking about her
until I squirted dust and this is how she looks now??????

Holy Testicle Tuesday what the fuck happened? Does she have cancer???
a drug problem???What the fuck?????? I used to beat off thinking about her
until I squirted dust and this is how she looks now??????

Lourdes' mustache makes her look very distinguished!

She looks like ubercrap. However, Madonna does nothing without considering what kind of publicity she could get from it, and you can't tell me she didn't think she wouldn't be photographed looking like that, so it just tells me this is all just a big publicity stunt AGAIN. Which is scary.

@31

Sick fuck? Wellll, maybe 11 is too young, sometimes you have to draw the line.

Madonna looks like she got AIDS from A-rod and fell asleep on the fast forward button

Jesus, did her cheekbone implants cause her to have a stroke, or did she just tie her ears together too tight?

She def needs to gain weight, and get those cheek implants removed. Until then she needs to stay out of the public and stop with her so called "music career" which should have ended in the 80's, and wear long sleeves and NEVER go without makeup. Her poor husband has to wake up to that. Uggh.

When you try to hold in a fart too long, it can do this to you people

Madonna is wearing an outfit I would only wear while cleaning my house. I would never go out in public looking like that.

This is just another example, like the Mischa Barton cellulite photo, of a new low in tabloid journalism, which is to Photoshop pictures to make celebrities look grotesque, usually by enhancing or exaggerating their worst features. In this case, the overly muscled arms of Madonna. It's sort of a new, hyper-realistic form of caricature.

It's smart though. The gossip sites realize that people never feel better about themselves than when they're slamming a celebrity. I bet even Madonna doesn't care as long as people still talk about her.

They look like a couple of men with long hair. One has a mustache and one beefed up on roids

Old, diseased, disgusting and overrated. She really fooled us all didn't she. What an absolute fugpot. You know there are mushrooms growing all over her twat.

"We've secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let's see if Lourdes Leon notices..."...

Funniest shit ever!!!!!! That's funny, smart, and great!

OMG. She looks like Faye Dunaway fucked the Cryptkeeper!

Fuck what's wrong with her cheekbones? She looks malnourished. And why does her daughter wear those stupid headbands? They look fricken lame.

her daughter is going to be so cool

She looks like she has an eating disorder; like one of those women that starves themselves, but then also exercises to death. And definetly some sort of OCD for sure. Not to mention a bit of an obsession w/ plastic surgery and trying to look young. Good God woman, just enjoy your riches & relax a bit! I bet she's a real nightmare to live with; a real control freak nut job. Her daughter is actually kind of pretty, but yes...hairy. Good thing something like that is easily fixed; though I bet Madonna won't let her do anything about it until she's 18..."Let me see that mustache...it better still be there! Good! And your hairy eyebrows? Check!" Poor kid.

You people are ridiculous. I thought you were in touch with what's going on.

Madonna is merely prepping for her role as the Crypt Keeper in the new summer-smash blockbuster Tales From The Crypt.

Hello, Boys and GHOOOULS!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

My god, Lourdes must have the most deliciously HAIRY asshole ever!

WTF...!!! Is A-Rod visually impaired away from the bright lights of the ball park?
Who would want to even touch that...??? Plus I wonder if she tells her daughter Lourdes the truth when she asks about her dad. "Oh he was just a Spanish gigolo with a big cock that I hired to fill me full of sperm until I conceived and then told him to hit the road."...!

What a sad fucking life! And I feel sorry for the sad fucking people who actually thought she was talented. CRAZY FOOLS...!!

did she get cheek implants?

ohhhh my god scary as hell. what's with her arm in pic 3? it's like reverse popeye :(. I think her daughter's really pretty, she just needs a wax.

Modona looks like she is just short of being a bum or homeless person. Also looks like she is dieing.

"I think her daughter's really pretty, she just needs a wax."

Her daughter looks like a woodland creature.

#50, you are a very sick fuck also.

She looks like a hag, goes with her personality, She is a witch.
She will never look or sound as Good and Cyndi LAuper

She looks like a hag, goes with her personality, She is a witch.
She will never look or sound as Good and Cyndi LAuper

#36, Wellll, maybe 11 is too young??. You are another sick fuck. You always have to draw the line.

Holy Crap! If I went to my kids school looking like that, they probably wouldn't let me in and my kid would swear I wasn't her Mother. She would be mortified. Does having a shitload of money mean that it is acceptable to go around scaring the living shit out of kids? Madge, invest in some decent clothes and a plastic surgeon...possibly see about arm transplants 'cause those look they might explode. Guy...run, don't walk, in the direction and don't look back!!!

Fish,

Why do you keep posting pictures of these obese porkers like Madonna. I mean Vadge, would it hurt you to skip a meal once in a while. Disgusting lumps of fat passing themselves off as breasts, hips the size of a Segway with custom rims, and GOD.... is that actual BLOOD in her veins?

She should be locked in jail for dragging that lumpen piece of cellulite of an excuse of a daughter around. She must be forcefeeding that tubbo boxes of doughnuts every 5 minutes.

You Americans disgust me.

Cheers,

- Randal

Folks, Lourdes is 11. As such, she has no reason to be waxing her eyebrows or lip. Have some fucking common sense and give 'er a few years.

I do, however, have something to say to Lourdes:

Dear Lourdes,

Please stop wearing necklaces on your head. You look like a tool. Ask your Mom to get you a hat or something, okay?

From, WTB

what happened to Madonna? did she just have surgery? I don't know about Lourdes either she doesn't look that good..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH the bitch is so ugly is disgusting, and stupid people out there keep saying that she is hot blah blah
HAHAHAHAAHHA she is not hot and never was

Hey people is all makeup and good lighting when the makeup is off the ugly monster that she is comes out

When did Carrot Top dye his hair blond?

I'm gonna give this a try too...

Dear Lourdes,

Please learn how to give great blowjobs and how to take it in the ass like a champ. You look very ugly already, and it's only going to get worse. Ask your Mom to get you oral-anal lessons from her flamingest gay dancer, okay?

From, WTC

If you have reached this far in the comments you must be really amused by people slagging Madonna off for the way she looks in one of the pictures, (the one Perez has posted on his site as well), the other pictures are not so bad and she actually looks fierce. As for Lourdes she's going to be the bomb, that 70's band on her head looks really edgy and she is incredibly pretty. Can't wait for her first album to come out, she's going to be bigger than her mother.

makes you wonder WHAT ALL THE OTHERS look like without makeup?

i would have never thought she looked thattt bad :(

whats going on?

@67 ezekial

Not everyone's eyes get tired from reading about 100 lines of trash talking within 4 inch squares. I can do this all. day. long (crap, i think my boss just passed by).

shoot it in the head!!!!!!!!!

Once again, hats off to you, superfish guy. The writing is priceless!!

And Lourdes looks horrible. She could probably be pretty, but with all that facial hair, how would we know????

#31 (& #56) - Thanks isitin...there has to be a line somewhere.

Are you sure Madonna isn't with Prince in that picture?

Also: Less of this freak, more of Helen Mirren.

Madonna looks like she realizes she had one plastic surgery too many. Or maybe she's just given up and is going for catface-lady territory.

Seriously, you can't look this terrible and not have some dread disease. She needs you to pray for her.

what is UP with her arms? gross.

her daughter is GORGEOUS

she won't let her daughter pluck her unibrow, but she sets this example for her by replacing every body part on herself? Come on.

@ 74: exactly!

Is she HIV-postive and is slowly dying of AIDS? because that's how this looks to me.....

Madonna's tris could feed an African village.

Having Madonna as your mom aside...Lourdes has to be embarrassed. I mean she IS that age...and her mom does look like crap....I don't see how having Madonna as your mother can eleviate that kind of embarrassment. Geeeeeeze, Madonna....have you forgotten what it's like to be a teen and have to be seen in public with a parent? Clean up!

I don't think Lourdes should get electrolysis. She's got quite a cumcatcher on her upper lip, which is always a special pleasure - imagine the semen dripping off her face, then getting caught in her moustache until she's forced to lick it off. Goddamn, I wanna fuck her right now!!!

#62, WTB...it's not her age that should determine whether or not she waxes her facial hair....it should be whether or not it's necessary.

In this case, the poor kid looks like a monkey; therefore, she needs to wax. "nuf said.

What's amazing to me is that her titties are still gigantic. How's it possible to still have titties that big? She must have super titties.

WTF is going on with her face??????

Madonna looks like she's morphing into an alien.

Her daughter is so beautiful.

That cant be Madonna can it?

Ok, when you get a certain age, it's not edgy to go out in your work-out gear and pajamas. It's like you've given up. Good Lord, woman!
Meryl Streep (whom I love) once said that when you reach a certain age you have to make a choice between your face and your body. You can't maintain both forever. (well, unless you 're into that un-dead look) Somebody needs to tell Madonna.
And all you sicko's leering at Lourdes should be locked up. And I read the same thing, that Lourdes is not allowed to wax or bleach until she's older. I think it's a bunch of crap, why not let her if she wants to? Especially bleach, I mean come on.

She looks like the girl zombie from I AM LEGEND! Where is Will Smith? Where is Mila Jovovich to slice and dice this death-walker into bits and pieces of gooey goodness??

Well, "The veined one" gave in..to a BAD PLASTIC SURGEON. Not only is it creepy to even THINK about seeing her live in that HARD CANDY tour, acting like she is still in her twenties, but that face!
WTF?
She's had cheek implants for sure, FOR SURE, and God knows what else, and her lack of a waistline and dude arms are such a turnoff.
It's ok to be fit, but she has gone way overboard.
She should look at Helen Mirren. SHE looks GOOD for 63.
Madonna is only 50, but is LOOKING 63! Sad.
Kid's cute. Hair can be removed. Age? Not so much.

I remember weak women looking up to this zombie as being the embodiment of feminism.

Now look where she is? Desperately trying to look young, music trying to cater to that ever fickley 13-25 year old range group.

This woman has always been a predictable asshole. From sleeping with Dennis Rodman for shock value, to letting a black person play christ to use even more shock and awe tactics.

She is insipid, weak, false and a perfect example of why women are ultimately a weak and failured sex without men. Women can't lead, they never have been able to and never will.

What the shyte happened to her? She looks like the Crypt Keeper.

That is one severely fucked-up individual

I never thought it could happen but she makes Manlady Hogan look good. Well almost. Nevermind I just looked at him again.

Wow, lots of Obama supporters commenting today.

Her makeup artist deserves a special effects oscar - making this shit look presentable is a monumental task. holy fuck..

OMG - would somebody please tell Lourdes about the wonders of waxing????

And to think that A-Rod fantasized about this. Shows how much of a douche bag jock with no taste he is.

I smell Photoshop.

Looks like she got AIDS from that African kid.

Yikes...

Well, at least she's at the top of this list featuring the Sexiest Music Moment in TV History.

http://www.blender.com/SexiestTVMusicMomentsinHistory/articles/27/39297.aspx

But yeah, She's getting a bit too old for the stage.

she needs to stop working out so hard and eat something. no one - male or female can be have like 0% body fat and muscles at 50 without looking like some damn zombie. that;s why she always looks like a plucked chicken.

if she gained some weight and allowed herself to be softer and plumper she'd be 1000x more attracttive.

i bet that kids asshole is stained with shit. i won't ass fuck her or that old man she is with.

Her daughter does realize you can wax off that mustache and unibrow right? Apparently Madonna doesn't allow her children to have mirrors.

lol. holy unibrow batman. What the fuck...

Good god, call the CDC and tell them to send the varsity squad stat to find Madonna cause theres an outbreak of severely fucked up and she is at the epicenter.

JESUS FUCKING GOD. Is she raising awareness for the evils of Guatemalan back alley plastic surgery or something?

Sorry Guys, but this ist not Madonna, this is Photoshop.

You're right sit, its not Madonna. From this day forward, tis:

ManDonna

What the fuck is that? That is not a face.

She does too much work out and diets.. stop that lady! you are looking very very old! and ugly..

She looks age wise like a typical 50 year old but with too much muscle hanging off her small frame. I think that is making her look decrepit (sp?).

Shes Madonna, really after all she has accomplished money and fame wise why should she give a shit about impressing anyone.

I am surprised she is such a hypocrite that she wouldn't let her daughter bleach or wax her upper lip hair. Jeez Mommy Dearest.

I think it is also so wrong for parents to force religion down kids throats. Really anyone in for a brainwashing?

Geez, even my mom shared the secret wonders of upper lip bleaching cream with me as a slightly hairy Italian tween. Poor Lourdes.

Gimme my arms back succubus!

She's getting ready to suck the life outta the kid.

lol it looks like her muscle on the right (her left) is trying to escape out of the skin and migrate over to the other side. Weird photo.

Aaaaanyway. Can you all calm down. The reason she is so horribly muscly is because due to her age, if her arm wasn't solid muscle it would be flabbing about no matter how skinny she was.

@106. You are a total idiot. You don't even know what the fuck you are talking about and just shout photoshopped!! if something is ugly. Also if something is good. Or naked. Or... ITS CALLED NOT WEARING ANY MAKE UP.

Oh and get over your fear of eyebrows. It's due to her ethnicity and the fact that she's like 10 and doesn't give a shit.

You have AIDS. Not HIV, But full blown AIDS.........

You have AIDS. Not HIV, But full blown AIDS.........

Lourdes is only 11 years old for fucks sake there is no way she should be waxing or shaving or plucking her eyebrows you lot are SICK in the head if you think that an 11 year old should do that shit.
As for Madonna - HOLY FUCK that is some serious side effect from a cosmetic procedure surely?? Whatever it is it went HELLA WRONG!

Lourdes is only 11 years old for fucks sake there is no way she should be waxing or shaving or plucking her eyebrows you lot are SICK in the head if you think that an 11 year old should do that shit.
As for Madonna - HOLY FUCK that is some serious side effect from a cosmetic procedure surely?? Whatever it is it went HELLA WRONG!

Lourdes is only 11 years old for fucks sake there is no way she should be waxing or shaving or plucking her eyebrows you lot are SICK in the head if you think that an 11 year old should do that shit.
As for Madonna - HOLY FUCK that is some serious side effect from a cosmetic procedure surely?? Whatever it is it went HELLA WRONG!

Lourdes is only 11 years old for fucks sake there is no way she should be waxing or shaving or plucking her eyebrows you lot are SICK in the head if you think that an 11 year old should do that shit.
As for Madonna - HOLY FUCK that is some serious side effect from a cosmetic procedure surely?? Whatever it is it went HELLA WRONG!

She litereally looks horrible. She and Micheal Jackson should totally go bowling! Then they can talk about how much they were loved in the 80's, and how trying to come back didn't make people like them anymore. Then she can remove her jaw, while he removes his nose. Then they can make babies. But of course they will be ugly babies... Clearly!

omg.
poor old madge.

i remember when "sleeping with madonna" was released, and thought to myself, "noone could ever really like that girl. shes so self absorbed, so up herself"...and that was when she was cute.

now shes a caricature.
lourdes must be so.o.oo embarrassed.

I hope they were on their way to the mall to buy some clothes. I think that may have been the fashion police running behind them. Maybe while they are at the mall updating their wardrobe they can have someone take that tiara off Lourdes head and pluck the uni-brow.

Hey, KimK...one post would have been sufficient.

And, as I said in a post prior, their should be no age limit on making a child look decent. If, for whatever reason, she has an ungodly amount of hair on her face, her mother needs to help her do something about it. It doesn't make someone sick to think of such a thing; it makes one sympathetic to how the child must feel. Would YOU walk around with that much facial hair and feel positive about yourself??? Then why make a child do it?

Moustaches are the new giant handbags.

'Moustaches are the new giant handbags."..HAHAHAHAHAHAH..brilliant!!!

'Moustaches are the new giant handbags."..HAHAHAHAHAHAH..brilliant!!!

#50 im drooling at the thought of it...

I see one Uni-brown and one living skeletton. What a lovely freak show!

You adopt a child, fight for AIDS, still produce hit songs, but heaven forbid you wear sweatpants and no make-up in public! Maybe Madonna looks a little haggard, because she's had too many years of living under the microscope of scum like you. Lourdes is 11 years old--what kind of sick people pick on a kid? Since when does a 6th grader have to worry about waxing, or being good enough masturbation material--ick!

I never thought I'd say this.... but she makes Amy Winehouse look good.

Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

Wow. Lourdes really looks like her dad there.

Moustache and all.

#128, you are also a sick fuck.

GAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Her veins on her arms are just vile.

Madge is quite obviously morphing into a Gelfling you dimwits.

http://explainers.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/kira-the-gelfling.jpg

First!!

What's the deal with Chewbacca and the Crypt Keeper? When did they become an item. Ahhh! La' amour! It can finds it's way into many hearts!

Oh yeah and what are you isitin? The "sick fuck" police? Get a life!

X DIOS QUE SER TAN HORRIBLE Y ESPANTOSO SE PARECE A FANTASMAGORICO!!!!

@90 venomhed

U R pathetic. I guess by "fickley" you mean that women in that age range wouldn't touch your penis if you paid them. And WTF with "fickley"? It's FICKLE, you moron. Example A: venomhed thinks women are FICKLE because they refuse to sleep with him; what he doesn't know is that a smegma covered penis attached to a total douchbag who has diarrhea of the mouth is a turn-off.

#28 on Shia LeBeouf's thread must'v been thinking of you.

there was never anything origional about this his old crow...she built her multi-million dollar career with blatant fraud and thievery!!!

http://www.aishamusic.com/lawsuit_many_artists_madonna_stole_from.htm

OMG she's so disgusting.... This just goes to tell you, all the money in the world and facelifts and constant so-called "reinventions" don't stop mother nature from beating you with the ugly stick.... This woman is passed her prime and needs to just sit the hell down and stop kidding kids young enough to be her grandchildren (Britney, Xtine, J. Timberdork)
And what the hell is up with this hobo wanna-be hairy muskrat and those stupid Wonder-Woman headbands? Comb your fawkin hair and get your lips and eyebrows waxed
Madonna, please die already I beg you

I think someone needs to give her a muffin or somthing

@114 Ugly, you are the Idiot. I am working every day since 10 years with Photoshop. So get a brain, this is Photoshop. Think about the resolution of this Picture and think about the last Public Pictures from Madonna. Idiot!

@143: do everyonea favor and learn english before you try to bullshit other people over the internet. it will make you sound at least somewhat credbile instead of coming off like some dipshit foreign fucktard who's all I FINDS TEH KEYBORD FOR GREAT WIN AND AN HERO IS YOU!!!

Attack Madonna all u want but u r a real asshole for making rude comments on her daughter who is only a child.

@144, my english ist much better than your german. FU! Btw. im not the one who called Oggy an idiot first. Think about it, asshole.

in 10 years she'll be an exact replica of golem with a higher sex drive.

Fuck, that kid has moustache

I don't understand her face

Whose the zombie and the long-haired tween going through puberty?

I have ALWAYS loathed this humorless hag. I thank the Troll Gods that she is rapidly decaying on the outside, to match the soulless interior.

She told her celebrity surgeon to give her their subtle "scarett johanslift" again. I don't care how much clout he has, madge, four surgeries in one year is too much!

DRUGS ? ALCOHOL? A VIRUS MYB?

uta madre si es una lastima ke ya se la este yevando la chingada era un kulo de vieja pero el tiempo no perdona y nosotros somos unos simples mortales

Lourdes has a moustache

wait, i thought it was a michael jackson? wait no, madonna is shooting Mummy III? um... i'm confused, i guess aliens do exist among us and madonna is one of them.

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144 - Captain underpants..HAHAHA! Good one! I FINDS TEH KEYBORD FOR GREAT WIN AND AN HERO IS YOU!!! classic.

When Madonna nears seventy I bet she'll take a steaming shit in front of the Anne Frank house on camera just to be relevant again for a moment having exhausted all other avenues for conjuring up controversy and public attention whereupon she'll crack open her own chest cavity with her arthritic, liver-spotted talons and all the souls of all the innocent men, women and children she devoured will briefly be seen before she cackles madly, cranks her crotch, flips off the world a bird and takes them with her into the Abyss to feed on for all of eternity.

Und du bist genauso scheisse wie der liebe Captain Underbrain, liebe Cynth. Schade das ihr verfickten Amis alle so strohdumm seid. Dabei mag ich euer Land eigentlich.

MADONNA!! TAKE OUT THOSE FRIGGING CHEEK IMPLANTS!!! Even that porn star Tabitha got wise to the freakishness and took hers out! ughhhh.... and what's with the arm veins? maybe she'd just finished up one of her yoga classes that had her standing on her hands for like an hour...

Forget that Madonna hag but Lourdes would be totally fuckable if she got rid of the monobrow and mustache! And anyone who has a problem with that is either a total fag or in denial, you know you'd fuck her too given half a chance.

MADONNA? YIKES! CAN YOU SAY 50 YR OLD HAS BEEN

Dude - that's not Madonna ... that's Tom Petty!


This is so fucking stupid.

Clearly, the woman has a funny expression on, and her face isn't deflated and sunken. Her arms, yes, are unusually skinny, but the weird part of the arm to the right is just because her arm is pressed against her purse. Get a grip, people.

Two Things:

1. Lourdes stole She-Ra's crown.
2: Lourdes needs an upper lip wax...she is looking a bit "Prince a-la Purple Rain" with that 5 o clock shadow.

Two Things:

1. Lourdes stole She-Ra's crown.
2: Lourdes needs an upper lip wax...she is looking a bit "Prince a-la Purple Rain" with that 5 o clock shadow.

Two Things:

1. Lourdes stole She-Ra's crown.
2: Lourdes needs an upper lip wax...she is looking a bit "Prince a-la Purple Rain" with that 5 o clock shadow.

Two Things:

1. Lourdes stole She-Ra's crown.
2: Lourdes needs an upper lip wax...she is looking a bit "Prince a-la Purple Rain" with that 5 o clock shadow.

Looks like old Triangle Head is on her last legs...

WYF is with you people? Lourdes is a child - sick fucks. Madonna is 50, and still looks good. You're all weird as hell.

Re: #169: please don't slur Tom Petty like that, he's cleaned up and looks good.
#176: "Madonna is 50 and still looks good"????? Not on this planet, bucko. If I looked that bad at 50, I'd have had the decency to off myself! Madge, let the poor girl at least bleach that upper lip! It's bad enough having you as a mom....

It can't be photoshopped. I use photoshop and for all the pics to show the same veins, the same way, to that extent, is impossible. You can see the skin stretching in the places it would. No, I would bet money this is really her. She has a Virgo ascendant, and that means she will be hardcore about health and details and trying to be perfect. She has just gone too far with trying to be perfect. Michael Jackson is the same. He is a Virgo sun. See the similarity?

haha this picture is photoshoped....

Ok, her daughter needs a trip to the waxer but you must admit, with a bit pf proper grooming, she would be lovely. She looks almost Persian...

The creepiest thing here is her daughter's moustache!!

Some of you smart guys are right. The rest are laughable idiots. The close-up photos were photoshopped 100%. Look at the sunken cheekbones and impressive veins on arms and compare the 2 close-ups with the 2 distant shots. The close-ups are very clever fakes.

This is photoshop. Look at her arm in photo 2 and photo 3. She doesn't have the veins in photo 3 that she does in photo 2. And her cheeks look different in photo 3 and photo 2.

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