Jul 16 2008Lindsay Lohan has her shit together, says judge
Lindsay Lohan is on the straight and narrow, according to the judge presiding over her probation case stemming from last year's misdemeanor charges. Nothing like seeing a veritable booze tornado defy all odds and become a lesbian. *sniff* She was one of the greats. E! Online reports:
A Los Angeles judge agreed with the 22-year-old starlet's attorney today when he determined that Lohan had "proper attendance" and "no missed dates" regarding the various obligations she has been required to attend as part of her probation from 2007's twin-DUI debacle.
All I have to say is, they don't make overprivileged child stars like they used to anymore. Britney's cleaned herself up and now Lindsay. Christ, next you're going to tell me Paris Hilton has stop killing homeless men with her death vagina. I've traveled into a parallel universe, haven't I? I knew it. I bet I can fly in this one. Whee!
UPDATE: So I don't have the power of flight. What I do have is the ability to bounce off the roof of a Prius into a bus. On that note, I'll be typing with my tongue from here on outpbpt. Damfit.
Reader Comments
1. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 16, 2008 10:42 AM
Wow times must be rough... looks like she's shopping at Gap Kids now.
2. granada - July 16, 2008 10:43 AM
That is one ugly dress. But good for Lindsay...let's see how long this lasts.
3. lamby - July 16, 2008 10:49 AM
I'm blind.
4. mia - July 16, 2008 10:49 AM
yeah, good for her.
5. jo smo - July 16, 2008 10:54 AM
where are the dirty upskirt shootin' paps when you need em....
6. Sportsdvl - July 16, 2008 10:55 AM
It is amazing how much better she looks when her little Gollum girlfriend isn't hanging on her arm...
7. English Bob - July 16, 2008 11:04 AM
I'd be all over this chick like a rainbow on an oil slick....Does anyone else think that it's probably NOT water in that bottle..?? You sly dog Lindsay....
8. Spiderwoman - July 16, 2008 11:08 AM
That's really great that she finally turned her life around. She had to since she was in deep shit with the law. I'm glad she finally left the partying scene. It does get boring after awhile. She looks much healthier now. But she still seems like a dyke, hanging out with that Sam chick.
9. sameshitdifferentyear - July 16, 2008 11:13 AM
Yeah???
I got something "straight and narrow" right down here for ya Lindsay
Ka-POW!!!
A nice tepid, shit-quality double-entendre to start the day.....
10. iiirene - July 16, 2008 11:14 AM
Lidsay has been proved as a lesbian, even more, she has a personal account on (MILLMATCH). seems that she often wonders about it to look for bisexual funs. OMG, she make me sick!
11. monkeyfightclub - July 16, 2008 11:18 AM
she was way hotter when she was out of control
12. Miss Kitty - July 16, 2008 11:19 AM
WOW! Look at those saggy baps! And she's only 22 years old?!?!?!?!
13. Sportsdvl - July 16, 2008 11:19 AM
#10 - please fuck off and die spammer
14. Richard McBeef - July 16, 2008 11:22 AM
all my friends drive a low-rider
saggin ass titties
15. Ted Mosby - July 16, 2008 11:23 AM
Very hittable
16. Sportsdvl - July 16, 2008 11:24 AM
Did the judge say "She has her shit together" or did he say "I'd like to fuck her in the shitter"?
17. Rome - July 16, 2008 11:33 AM
Her tits aren't saggy, you morons. All boobs bigger than an A-cup droop a little bit, the bigger ones even more so.
Unless all you're accustomed to are plastic tits. Or no tits at all.
18. Que - July 16, 2008 11:41 AM
Que yes please!
19. Jonny S - July 16, 2008 11:55 AM
Honestly she looks healthy in this picture, no late nights snorting coke off a italian towel boy
20. lancelot - July 16, 2008 11:55 AM
In spite of everything, Lindsay still looks great. She is a beautiful girl, even after putting her body through all kinds of hell, the weight losses and gains, the drugs and booze. She'll never be as unbelievably hot as she was back in the Herbie days when Disney had to hide her charms, or the early Maxim photos when her young, natural body nearly burst with nubile luciousness. But she is still a great beauty.
21. DoFreeBird - July 16, 2008 12:18 PM
What's up? The middle of July and no pictures of Lindsey in a Bikini puking up her guts over a balcony on a group of Nuns? Whats this world coming to.
22. Tom - July 16, 2008 12:50 PM
She's still so hot. I want her bad.
23. brianne - July 16, 2008 12:53 PM
she's usually so gorgeous, but oh my god if that dress isnt awful!! the color washes her out, and it looks like she has the boobs of a 45 year old with 5 kids!
24. Joe Mama - July 16, 2008 12:57 PM
I need to park my chevette in this red heads garage.
25. ph7 - July 16, 2008 2:02 PM
#24, I'm thinking my ride is pulling into the rear entrance. After a leisurely drive through the mountains.
26. Dave - July 16, 2008 2:06 PM
Wow! She's actually looking hot!!
27. Richard McBeef - July 16, 2008 2:30 PM
@17 - so you have saggy tits too?
28. hausfrau - July 16, 2008 3:26 PM
CANKLES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE....
29. herbiefrog - July 16, 2008 3:39 PM
"traveled into a parallel universe" said the fish
ok... apart from the
the spelling
looking great babe : )
orange is so "one of those" colours
quiet times coming... : )
...and
...then ? : )
30. Randal - July 16, 2008 3:58 PM
When hasn't she had her shit together? Lindsay has been doing everything she's wanted to do since she started doing it! It's other people who think otherwise and their opion does not matter.
Lindsay, keep being you because no one does it better! Luv ya! xoxo
Randal
31. Kate - July 16, 2008 6:06 PM
I can find nicer stuff that that shiteious dress at Target. Way to go Lindz.
32. Kate - July 16, 2008 6:06 PM
I can find nicer stuff than that shiteious dress at Target. Way to go Lindz.
33. leng - July 16, 2008 8:08 PM
I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping saying some celebrities and rich men joined the famous affairs site !!!***SugarDaddyconnect . c o m.. Did you notice that? absolutely a rumor!
34. andy dick's vagina chin - July 17, 2008 7:00 AM
for some reason she looks like she's really good at licking slit
35. gerard Vandenberg - July 17, 2008 9:46 AM
....................................She needs to S(H)IT?
36. JPRichardson - July 17, 2008 11:43 AM
I sincerely lilke her "Twinky" legs. Too bad she has saggy boobs, no ass and no waist. He face looks OK though.
37. Larry Jones - July 17, 2008 3:11 PM
Am I splitting hairs or she a bit cankl-y?
38. Lurch - July 21, 2008 3:26 AM
Wow she looks alot better now