Jul 23 2008Kourtney Kardashian flashes her panties
Kourtney Kardashian, the oldest sister who doesn't maintain a steady diet of an entire yak, flashed her panties yesterday while having lunch with her boyfriend in New York City. While these pictures look conclusive, I know this family's propensity for bullshit. That's a stunt crotch. Trust me, I've seen numerous female nether-regions in my day (Read: 1.5), and this one's a fake. I bet it's made of chicken wire and silly putty just like E.T. If you start seeing little kids take flight on their bikes, don't be surprised. Also, call me so I can bust out my BMX. Whee!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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1. p911gt10c - July 23, 2008 10:34 AM
This is what they call "talent" in their family.
2. Sportsdvl - July 23, 2008 10:35 AM
Possibly the worst panty flash of all time.
3. FRIST!!! - July 23, 2008 10:36 AM
Those are panties??? What, boxers? Yuck, I have more attractive "period panties"..
4. gerard Vandenberg - July 23, 2008 10:37 AM
to be honest:
SHE DEFINITELY LOOKS A BIT LIKE A MONGOL WITH THOSE SUNGLASSES, not?
5. Deacon Jones - July 23, 2008 10:38 AM
These are almost as fake as the Steve Guttenberg pics. She's actually giving the "ya got that?" look to the photog.
Do a porn or something BUT-HER FACE!
6. JimmyBachaFungool - July 23, 2008 10:40 AM
Nice to see a feature on the hottest Dash sister. She's cute-a-liscious.
7. Yikes! - July 23, 2008 10:41 AM
It looks like she is wearing diapers! Yikes! Kourtneys mom taught her and her sisters how to over eat and act like a skank.
8. A-1 - July 23, 2008 10:47 AM
Gross! Those look like boxers. What a slut, sitting in a skirt with her legs open. Doesn't she have any manners? What is it with celebs showing us their panties like whores? And I agree with #3! I will also mention that even if she does overeat, she does have a great body. I'd love to find our her secret.
9. One - July 23, 2008 10:47 AM
well, what can she do? she's just "the other" Kardashian sister. She's just Kim's sister. I'm sure she gets jealous sometimes; espc since Kim is prettier. So she's got to flash her jailhouse boxers...what the?!! All that being said, I can't stand any of them and they need to get over themselves because no one will give two squirts about 'um in a few years. Espc once Kim gets the complete middle age spread (she's already half way there).
10. Richard McBeef - July 23, 2008 10:51 AM
As a perv myself, I can tell the difference between flashing one's panties and uncrossing one's legs. This is the latter. If you are a fucking perv and need some good jack off fodder, find a girl sitting down and wearing a skirt. Wait for her to get up or uncross her legs, and just for a second you can see up her skirt.
There is no difference between someone hiding in the bushes with their dick in their hand and a papparazzo hiding the bushes with their camera in hand. Except one will get put on the sex offender registry.
Somebody should start killing those asshole paparazzi.
That said, fuck those kardashians.
11. Deva - July 23, 2008 11:08 AM
I really don't understand what Americas' infatuation is with these little cunts. They have no talent, offer nothing to society, but take everything from it.
Maybe if people stopped paying attention to them they'll go away.
12. Sammy - July 23, 2008 11:16 AM
#11
It does not cost money to go on this site and we are not contributing to their financial gain. I do not buy tabloids or watch their reality show and this is a great way not to contribute to their financial gain.
13. Diana - July 23, 2008 11:18 AM
Who are these people ans why are they always in the news? Can't anybody find something more intresting to show? Hey, I know-over at Cuteoverload they've got a bunny who can open envelopes with his teeth. Much better than someone showing their undies. At least the bunny has CLASS and can do something USEFUL.
14. Miss Manners - July 23, 2008 11:20 AM
It is common sense to keep ones legs close together when wearing a short dress or skirt. When one crosses their legs while wearing a dress/skirt; one should keep their legs close together at all times. When one gets up from a chair or out of a car; keep the legs crossed and then slowly uncrossed ones legs while keeping the legs close together when one is getting up. I'm not surprised her mom did not teach her manners because Kim did a porn tape.
15. Capt. Jack Sparrow - July 23, 2008 11:34 AM
This is confusing.
She is sitting with a white dude?
That breaks all family rules.
Radiator hose receptors they are....
16. Deva - July 23, 2008 11:34 AM
#14 When you have no talent, your father is famous for getting a murderer off, and only shot at being "famous" is that you can show your knickers, can you blame them?
#12 Totally agree 100% however, if everyone (press, paparazzi, media, television, US!) would just stop feeding into their antics, we could concentrate on more important things.
17. havoc - July 23, 2008 11:38 AM
Seeing how this doesn't involve Kim, I fail to see the relevance. If you are going to show panty flashes, please make sure its Kim.
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18. Superevil - July 23, 2008 11:39 AM
Enough with the non-celebs please.
19. metalman - July 23, 2008 11:42 AM
could we get back to bikini shots please?
20. Sam - July 23, 2008 11:49 AM
You have to look more carefully at the entire picture. See how she's bracing herself with her left arm? The panty flash is secondary - she got caught doing a one-cheek sneak. Notice how she had to clean her glasses because they fogged up.
21. Where's Darkwing Duck? - July 23, 2008 11:50 AM
She has ugly legs
22. BigJim - July 23, 2008 11:51 AM
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
23. PantyShotsFromRealWomen - July 23, 2008 12:22 PM
Panty shots by fugly women don't count. Please stop with the pics from women like these kardishians. Get some real women. Celebrity is useless unless the celebs are good looking. Cheers
24. http://www.funderoos.com - July 23, 2008 12:25 PM
Does her vagina work at footlocker?
25. MOMO - July 23, 2008 12:31 PM
shes hot.
What nationality are they again?
26. jade - July 23, 2008 12:32 PM
This isn't kourtney, it's the other dopey sister, khloe....fyi
27. Lola - July 23, 2008 12:40 PM
they're Armenian.... and i freaking love those Chanel sandals she's wearing... hey she could be completely pantie-less and looking worse... I love her hair in the 2nd picture
28. AThinkingMind - July 23, 2008 12:41 PM
This family will definitely do anything for attention so this picture is not a shock
29. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 23, 2008 12:46 PM
Suddenly, fish for lunch sounds appealing...
30. Sparrow - July 23, 2008 12:59 PM
She's cute! Her sisters? Eh... not so much.
31. Sparrow - July 23, 2008 12:59 PM
She's cute! Her sisters? Eh... not so much.
32. jaded - July 23, 2008 1:08 PM
It's not Khloe...she eats in a stall, not at a table.
33. literarycritic - July 23, 2008 1:47 PM
@26: It's not Khloe, dumbass. I could see you mixing up Kourtney and Kim as an honest mistake, but Khloe is the only one who looks white. Are you stupid or something?
34. andy7171 - July 23, 2008 1:53 PM
I'd like to wrap her legs around my neck and use her as a feed bag!
35. charm - July 23, 2008 2:39 PM
her hair looks scraggly, it needs a trim.
36. I Got Taste - July 23, 2008 3:08 PM
Yeah, who cares which one it is... they're all fucking skanks! Please stop any and all articles about the "piss on me" quadruplets. I'd rather put my penis inside Ellen Degeneres than have to look at those working girls.
37. Sash - July 23, 2008 5:21 PM
This just shoes how draping a bunch of designer clothes on yourself does not instantly give you style!
38. boully - July 23, 2008 6:03 PM
Grandmo's panties so gross...
39. boully - July 23, 2008 6:03 PM
Grandmo's panties so gross...
40. Jeniffer - July 24, 2008 4:37 AM
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O Mlast week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
41. dustbunny - July 25, 2008 7:57 AM
those look like super short shorts, not panties.
42. CAA - July 25, 2008 9:12 PM
MORE proof the entire Kardishian "family" from the low life "daddy" (whose claim to fame is defending OJ) to the end of the family tree is a VH1 plot to create empty faux "celebs". Of course it doesn't HELP that sites like THIS one do everything they can to perpetuate that....... :bonk: