Jul 22 2008Kim Kardashian really is working out (Or doing a convincing job pretending to be)
Kim Kardashian really is working on her figure like her mom, Reggie Bush and the entire Internet wants. Then again she's a Kardashian, so this is most likely an elaborate ruse. She probably changed/crowbarred herself into workout clothes once she saw the paps camped outside of Super Buffet. Fortunately, her family invested in a Jaws of Life once the girls hit puberty. Don't worry, Kim. I know you've lost a lot of circulation, but you'll be home soon and out of those clothes. Oh, no she's fading. Quick, there's a road crew! Maybe they have an acetylene torch. STAY WITH ME, KIM! We'll get those pants off somehow. Is there a chainsaw store nearby?
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1. Alynn - July 22, 2008 12:22 PM
!FIRST!!!!!
2. Alynn - July 22, 2008 12:22 PM
!FIRST!!!!!
3. havoc - July 22, 2008 12:24 PM
Oh baby......
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4. JadenPaidIn - July 22, 2008 12:25 PM
She looks much better fully clothed...or fully unclothed.
Spandex ain't her thing.
True Dat
5. 20-20 vision - July 22, 2008 12:26 PM
Honestly...that one picture, from behind...that's hot? A short dumb loud girl with dog-show hair, too much makeup, and an oversized butt. You can't throw a rock in New Jersey without hitting one of those.
6. Barak Obama - July 22, 2008 12:29 PM
I'd pee on her.
7. pointandlaugh - July 22, 2008 12:31 PM
she'll NEVER work out. The instant she loses her fabulous ass she'll be forgotten.
8. Maurice - July 22, 2008 12:32 PM
She will always be fat because she loves to eat too much like her mom and fat sisters. Some guys like me love fat chicks. I love fat in the hips, thighs, and butt. She is pretty but lazy and will never ever have a regular work out schedule. Instead she will cancel the gym for KFC and donut shops. It's all good to me because I have a fat fetish and Kim is a hot fat chick.
9. sharpeidude - July 22, 2008 12:35 PM
#7 - What does it matter? She's famous because for getting pissed on by some small time muliane rap wannabe.
10. FRIST!!! - July 22, 2008 12:38 PM
That's right, a nigger told her her ass was too fat and she need to do some work. This pot-belly got totally kettled.
11. nipolian - July 22, 2008 12:39 PM
Spandex can be stretched 500% without breaking and still return to its original shape.............Kim has another 2% to go before she is going to need a new pair of britches.
12. BigJim - July 22, 2008 12:40 PM
She's the reason why lululemon changed the labels on their clothing to read "One size fits MOST."
13. royaltux - July 22, 2008 12:40 PM
wow... why would she wanna work out?? she has the perfect body!!!!
14. O-M-G - July 22, 2008 12:41 PM
Wow....that last pic looks awful O.o Her head looks like one of those Norfin dolls. I'm not sure when it became popular to weave horse hair into a persons head but, I really wish it would stop. Just stop.
15. cltsig - July 22, 2008 12:44 PM
fat mudshark
16. Rick - July 22, 2008 12:46 PM
Yikes. She really needs the "show" (glittery dress, buttpads, etc.) that she usually has around her. Here she looks exactly like a type of girl you can see anytime at any mall. It's amazing that she's a celebrity - somebody should win some type of technical award for that.
17. Randal - July 22, 2008 12:47 PM
Kim,
I'm sorry there are so many people wanting to tear you down. Keep up the weight loss, lose as much as you can quickly!
Place this lotion on your skin, too, so it remains quite supple.
PUT THE LOTION ON YOUR SKIN, YOU ARAB WHORE!
Sorry... I'm a bit frustrated... Elliot Spits On Her told me that they can do gender reassignment in Belgium with per-qualifying psyciatric exam. I woke from what I thought would have been a nice easy surgery only to find myself face down tied to a bed being repeatedly violated by Seigfried, Roy and three tigers... So it wasn't ALL bad.
Good to be back! I'll try to post more often, but going to the vet now for a checkup on those little recal kittens brewing inside me.
18. dude_on - July 22, 2008 12:50 PM
Not hot and definitely tired as a pap subject.
I don't hold her watersport fetish against her (as that is healthy for women as long as it isn't on tape) but this skank just isn't interesting.
19. gerard Vandenberg - July 22, 2008 1:00 PM
At least she's doing something useful.
WALKIN instead of the car!!
20. sportsdvl - July 22, 2008 1:00 PM
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21. BigJim - July 22, 2008 1:01 PM
I'd make sure I ate a whole bunch of asparagus before peeing on her.
22. A-1 - July 22, 2008 1:01 PM
I think she looks fine. She is the symbol of a real woman. Don't give in to what they say, Kim. You look great as you are!
23. Lola - July 22, 2008 1:02 PM
I think she's a pretty girl.... Everyone talking about her body, to each its own. Personally, I wouldn't mind to have her body... I find it hard to believe her tits are fake... Her ass, that's another thing. It could be, but I really don't think it is. Only reason why it's such a huge deal is because she's a white girl.. Or Armenian.... Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Eve etc all got asses as big or even bigger than hers.But it's normal on them because they're expected to have a big ass cuz they're black. Kim K doesn't deserve half the publicity she gets because she does nothing at all. She's an attractive girl with money and a sex tape. That's all there is to her and will ever be
24. spamfighter - July 22, 2008 1:02 PM
is that a giant camel toe I see? perhaps more like, camel hoof??
25. Vero - July 22, 2008 1:03 PM
Her ass looks like mine when I wear my spanx support underwear with my spandex work out bottoms. The spanx underwear goes from the waist to the top of the knees. I think she is wearing spanx too because she does not have the unusual bigger perky butt from wearing her usual girdle with shelf lift/and or butt pads. She looks like an average fat chick like me. I know I have my fat in the right places to appeal to some men, but I want to lose my fat, but it is hard because I am like Kim, I love to eat too much and too much of it.
26. spamfighter - July 22, 2008 1:05 PM
pointandlaugh, if you think that ass is fabulous, I'm wondering if you can qualify for a minnit. have you ever slept with a woman?
27. BigJim - July 22, 2008 1:05 PM
@20:
Nothing reeks so much as desperation.
28. Fomiesha - July 22, 2008 1:09 PM
#23
All races have fat people; black, white, red, yellow. When one eats too much, one gets fat like Kim and Beyonce. Beyonce has fat thighs, fat butt, and fat hips because she eats too much like Kim. I am black and fat like Kim because I eat too much. A lot of the black community love fat on females on the hips, thighs, and butt. But if making excuses makes you feel better about being fat; then keep on making excuses.
29. Winston - July 22, 2008 1:12 PM
#22
So you are saying that real women stuff their faces and eat too much and get fat like Kim. You must have a fat fetish and are ashamed of it because you cannot admit Kim is fat. Real women get a good education, practice discipline by not over eating and exercising regularly, practice common sense, good hearted, not self absorbed, and do not make sex tapes like Kim.
30. KG - July 22, 2008 1:19 PM
Why do we have to be subjected to her pics every day? She's not hot and she's not interesting. Unless the only other choice is Brook Hogan or Amy Winehouse, please refrain from any more of this tub's pics.
31. noneyobeezwax - July 22, 2008 1:22 PM
i thought black was suppose to be a thinning color. she needs alot more black.
32. Deacon Jones - July 22, 2008 1:26 PM
FISH
Get those James Blunt pics posted of the yacht party ASAP!!!!
33. Deacon Jones - July 22, 2008 1:26 PM
FISH
Get those James Blunt pics posted of the yacht party ASAP!!!!
34. A-Rod - July 22, 2008 1:30 PM
Bitch needs to start waxing her arms again. Furry little Arab that she is.
35. Anon - July 22, 2008 1:31 PM
She can work out as much as she wants as long she doesnt lose that ass.
36. Jason - July 22, 2008 1:31 PM
I'd hit it.
37. Andy - July 22, 2008 1:39 PM
Two words: Jessica Biel.
A big, round, FIRM, TIGHT, TONED butt.
Not a flabby oversized cellulite sausage wrapped in spandex.
You Kim fans have no taste at all.
38. Denni - July 22, 2008 1:39 PM
Fat, lazy, pig.
I'm sick of Fat girls saying "Real women". That's an excuse for fat, lazy people.
39. whynot - July 22, 2008 1:50 PM
seriously, there is a picture of beside the word WHORE in the dictionary. She is not a celebrity. She has no talent. Well she is good at getting pissed on. Her sextape is one of the most boring pieces of shit there is. Actually she is worse that a whore...What whould that be? New word ..Kardashian- worst than a whore.
40. Ted from LA - July 22, 2008 1:53 PM
Secretary butt... make that Secretariat butt.
41. Famous Plastic - July 22, 2008 1:55 PM
She really took the "everyone loves my ass attention" the wrong way (and gained 20 lbs). Everyone loves Kim's ass like everyone loves the bearded lady in the circus...
42. sunshine - July 22, 2008 1:55 PM
#5, hahaha, you are right on the mark! good one
43. alisa - July 22, 2008 2:02 PM
i seriously dont get how any of you could say anything bad... she looks soooooo good...i knew all she needed to do was lose a few pounds and work out .. now shes curvy but toning up and looks sooo hot im so jealous
44. FACE - July 22, 2008 2:03 PM
She is beautiful. She just doesnt fit the eurocentric standfards of femainine beauty to a tee. And white people are vicious when a woman dares to be beautiful without the narrow hips, small flat ass, thin lips, straight blonde hair, and light skin.
I would rim her until she farted - thats how fine she is.
45. free lily - July 22, 2008 2:04 PM
The one positive thing I can say is, at least she's not carrying two plates of fried food like her sister Khloe.
46. dmatt - July 22, 2008 2:06 PM
why would you stop rimming her if she farted?
47. Sambo - July 22, 2008 2:06 PM
#43
Lose a few pounds lol! She needs to lose at least 40 pounds and this would make her around 120 pounds. She would still have some extra fat because she is only 5'3" but it would be an improvment. She has fat induced curves and you must be jealous because you are obese.
#44
Ha! Ha! You have a fat fetish!
48. Chuckles - July 22, 2008 2:17 PM
The funniest comments go to the following:
5, 10, 11, 14, 16, 34, 37,38,45
@40
Very clever Ted. You went from human to horse.
49. Sell Porn Make Money - July 22, 2008 2:27 PM
Reggie bush's new shoe: Kick that phat ass into shape cross trainer by nike.
50. bob - July 22, 2008 2:31 PM
you guys r all gay, this chick is a dime and you fags would pussy out if she offered to give u some..bunch of homos
51. verbatim - July 22, 2008 2:35 PM
Whoever said she's 160lbs needs to see an optician immediately. That's as ridiculous as saying she weighs 90lbs! I can't stand the girl but one thing she IS is a perfect weight for her height, which is ABSOLUTELY NO MORE than 120lbs, MAX. And a good 15lbs of that is cilicone!
52. meh - July 22, 2008 3:11 PM
#47
shut the f uck up you narrow minded idiot. who the hell do you think has a good body, Paris Hilton?
she'd look fine if she lost 20 pounds and 20 pounds only. if you want someone who is less than a 120 pounds you're into little boys you homo fag.
you guys f ucking disgust me with being impressed by a flat ass, no hips, fake tits white trash bimbo.
Grow some balls you fucking fags.
53. Natanya - July 22, 2008 3:18 PM
She's not fat! She could lose... maybe 10, 20 pounds? But so could I and a bunch of girls I know. She's normal and looks if not at the peak of fitness, then at least toned.
54. Crush - July 22, 2008 3:26 PM
#53. Toned? Damn, most girls do not get it. Chicks 50 years ago weighed on average 20 lbs less than now at age 21. 20 freaking lbs. And that is the average. Society is ballooning up and chicks are rallying around each others fat asses saying that they are normal, when with the modern diet, they are not.
Plus, just because the fatty KK was seen in workout clothes does not actually mean she worked out. The bitch is all about the promo shot. Bet she staged the whole thing to appease certain people who urinate on her daily.
55. you stupid losers - July 22, 2008 3:40 PM
What was the average height of chicks 50 years ago? Probably 3-4 inches shorter than today
56. jericho - July 22, 2008 4:42 PM
To all the skinny haters. Claire Danes' body's not looking so bad now is it?
IS IT!!!
57. jericho - July 22, 2008 4:43 PM
To all the skinny haters. Claire Danes' body's not looking so bad now is it?
IS IT!!!
58. lemonheads - July 22, 2008 5:00 PM
Can you say D-U-M-P-Y?
Ladies that look like this don't age well. Ladies that are lean and long DO age well. Sorry thin-haters, the truth hurts. With all that excess fat deemed "sexy curves", gravity soon takes over and pulls it down and you have a dumpy, frumpy 40 year old with saggy boobs and saggy bum. This Kardashian family seems jolly and troubled at the same time, and you know that means food addiction! Eventually Kim will shun the gym and allow her naturally bad genes to shine through.
On that note, how do two fat people have sex? Whenever I see an obese couple holding hands at Walmart I can't help but wonder that! I mean, how do those two bellies merge and flatten enough for anything to happen, or do they only do it doggie style, but even then, can a guy get past such a huge butt? I should not have brought this up. Now I have to go and hurl.
59. Racer X - July 22, 2008 5:15 PM
KiKa is working out? :(
/I feel a disturbance in the Force
60. Murray - July 22, 2008 5:53 PM
She isn't even really even famous outside the US... Just yet another chunky moron.
61. dew - July 22, 2008 5:54 PM
Hey Kim, drop a few pounds but keep your curves! And spend less time woo'ing paps, and take acting or singing/dance lessons.
I'm getting real tired of the only thing interesting about you is your butt size; develop a talent!
62. James - July 22, 2008 6:56 PM
She looks good. I wish I could be Reggie Bush for one day.
63. britney's weave - July 22, 2008 7:47 PM
i see muffin-top boobies. time to go a size up, dear.
64. Elk - July 22, 2008 7:50 PM
Dam she is hot.
And I see the crazes chick is still posting. Alright it was funny but now it’s just getting annoying. It’s painfully clear you’re not really a guy, stop posting.
65. Lauren - July 22, 2008 8:49 PM
I bet the guy who writes this stuff is uglier than Spencer Pratt.
66. aleia - July 22, 2008 8:54 PM
She is not fat at all! Not in the least! I actually think she looks thinner here than usual! If she dropped 5lbs she'd be thin! Seriously she prob weighs
115- 120! You people are blind and crazy!
67. josh - July 22, 2008 9:29 PM
She looks damn fine to me, sure she could be thinner, but she could be fatter aswell and still look awesome, and you cant say that about many people.
68. josh - July 22, 2008 9:32 PM
@65
is that name a joke or just coincidence?
69. Ted from LA - July 22, 2008 10:34 PM
#58,
I had a friend who was getting a big beer gut so I just said, in a concerned and friendly way, "Dude, you're getting further away from your fuckin', aren't you?"
70. Frybread - July 23, 2008 1:29 AM
Even with her gigantic ass KK is probably hotter than all of the whores who post here.
71. She's still a whore - July 23, 2008 2:37 AM
There is no way this ho is getting on a treadmill. Her tits would knock her unconscious.
72. Jeniffer - July 23, 2008 4:18 AM
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club **R I C H L O V I N G.C O M**last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
73. Omnibacon - July 23, 2008 7:26 AM
That is one hot midget gypsy interacial scat freak right there
74. R-Dizzle - July 23, 2008 7:58 AM
She is so ftw it makes me hurt in my dingle.
75. Joe Mahma - July 23, 2008 8:51 AM
FAT ass.
SHORT legs.
76. Vero - July 23, 2008 10:48 AM
#66
I have the same height and body type as Kim except my breasts are all natural. I look good because I have my fat in the right places, but I am not attracting the right kind of guys. I currently weigh 160 pounds and would like to get down to 130 pounds. Being short like Kim, I would still have fat on me by weighing 130 pounds, but it will be a major improvement. If I got down to 115 pounds and exercised regularly then I would be totally fit sexy and not fat sexy.
77. royaltux - July 23, 2008 11:08 AM
sorry but i think that the people who criticizes her are either girls or gays who are jealous of her body. Real men see her so sexy!
78. Jamal - July 23, 2008 11:52 AM
--77--
Right on brother! I find Kim's fat body sexy. I am a real man because I can proudly admit I have a fat fetish. Kim has her fat all in the right places. I suppose fit chicks cannot bring themselves to over eat like Kim but Kim over eats very well and it shows on her delicious large body. I love Kim's big fat wide soft looking ass and I bet it shakes like gelatin when she walks.
79. Peg - July 23, 2008 12:43 PM
There are no pictures of Kim actually entering or leaving a gym. She probably wore the work out outfit for show.
80. B.S. - July 23, 2008 12:44 PM
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/85913/
81. Neal - July 23, 2008 1:31 PM
#80
Thanks for the pic. Kim definitely has a big fat ass for a short person.
82. pk - July 23, 2008 6:41 PM
anyone who thinks she is fat is an IDIOT...she has an above average body trust me normal women do not look like her i am willing to bet that by all the designer clothes she wears she is smaller than a size 8 and the average woman in America is a size 12 so she is just fine the way she is not every girl needs to be a size 2 people half of u guys in here making comments about her body are probably lazy fat assess who dream of fucking any girl let alone one that looks like kim...at the end of the day lets tally up the score...kim...rich...check...got a man...check...her own tv show....check...looks like she is winning.
83. Dana - July 24, 2008 11:58 AM
Yall r all crazy! She is one of the prettiest actresses out there and she has a gorgeous body...I really like her . Give her a break..u can tell she works out, she is just genetically inclined to have a booty, nothing wrong with that...I love you Kim and so does my husband!
84. Eliza - July 24, 2008 8:31 PM
I'm curious. What do you have against Kim's body? She has a great figure. I know. Most white men can't deal with a woman who has curves. They like the flat, boyish figures of Kate Moss types. Kim does NOT need to lose any weight. And no, she doesn't have butt implants. That's called curves.
85. GORDAPUTA@HOTMAIL.COM - July 31, 2008 2:20 PM
!!! She is a fat ass girl ! RIDICOLOUS is not enough is shit ass!