Jul 21 2008UPDATE: Khloe Kardashian's publicist probably just shat a cow

"I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison's plumbing system."

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Preach on, sista! K-Lo to the muthafuckin E!

The only bomb threats were by groups wanting to eliminate sasquatch once and for all.

Seriously, why is this bitch on here? Because her sister is famous for getting pee'd on?

What's the problem, I think she's a very attractive young lady? I dont know why everyone is so hard on the bigger girls? Have a heart people

What's so surprising?

This is the typical response I'd expect out of 99% of the female population

Typical Kardashian: fat, loud, dumb, vain, entitled. Only a true-life loser would find any of these skanks "hot".

Fantasy Island - Fake celebrity Edition starring:

Kardashian Family
Tara Reid
Jenners
Heidi & Spencer
The Hills - people?
Hogan Family
Hiltons
Fuck all the reality whores (people who used to be famous and aren't anymore, and people who are famous for God knows why)

My fantasy would be to hunt them.
Who do I talk to for this to happen?
I smell an Emmy & Nobel Prize

And he's like, 'There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.'--------that and the airplane diving at her as she climbed down the side of the building.

you know? she has a bigger ass, then both her sisters,,,some how she doesnt sport it well,,,maybe its becuase she was fat as a kid....and shes still borderline...

This chic and Brook Hogan should have WWF tag team matches.
Slu Foot and Sasquatch title matches....

LOL elephant hunting.....U crack me up sometimes fish.

If I didn't care about my feet, I would punt that bitch in the cooch. Never let her speak again..like, seriously.

#1 is right - she stood outside the jail and ate 3 Chipotle burritos with extra chili-corn salsa, then threatened to use the toilet. What I'm saying is, she's a large girl. Big through the hips. Roomy.

Did anyone visit my website?

It just goes to show how out of touch these rich fucks are. 3 hours is an eternity for them since they never have to wait for shit.

On an unrelated note, has anybody ever seen the Kim fuck video? She has got ONE UGLY PUSSY!! It looks like someone used it for a boxer's speed bag.

haha, #1 and #13, freaking classic posts! i think there's some validity to your posts. bomb threat= kk dropping a big bomb in the toilet. or passing gas.

the big ol' cow is double fisting it with her lunch in this picture, probably another "d'oh!" moment for her publicist.

What a ugly ass fat cow.

MOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOO

Ya fat ass ugly bitch! Stop posting about this tard looking tranny. Noone cares.

She's a fool, but not as much of a fool as the guys who think her girdle-wearing sister Kim is hot. Although, in fairness, if you think urine-soaked dimpled fat is hot, then yeah, Kim's the hottest.

Eeeek this is really becoming beyond a joke now, she's got a pretty sister who is famous for nothing except a dubious sex tape and now she is a celebrity. What has the world come to? seriously?

The driving think was dumb, but if i was her i'd be drunk all the time. It has to be tough to be the fat sister.

1.) Enough with the Khloe is fat/a cow/an elephant comments. She looks normal. She can't help the fact that she is the biggest in the family. But she can help the fact that she is a self-important twit. Make fun of that.

2.) Robert Kardashian was not O.J.'s lawyer.

Seriously it took me longer to make and eat my dinner than for 'her' to get out of jail, WTF?

1.) She looks far from normal, now that I put my glasses on. She looks like she shops at stores that carry sizes "Extra-Large" "Extra-Extra-Large" and "Holy Shit It's Coming This Way."

2.) Robert Kardashian only destroyed evidence from the crime scene. He wasn't O.J.'s lawyer.

WHY the fuck are you even posting a story about this fat assed NOBODY amazon looking bitch????

Check out the look on her face. To me, that look says, "If any of you fuckers so much as breathe on one of my fries I'm gonna rip your nuts off and shove them down your throat."

#21, you're mistaken. Kardashian was actually the lawyer who disposed of OJ's bloody clothes when Kardashian took OJ's suitcase when he first arrived back in L.A. He's also the one with the "I can't believe these friggin' morons just let this guy off the hook" expression captured on film when the idiot jury acquitted OJ.

#21,
Then why was he standing at the table with OJ with that "I can't believe you dumb fuckers bought a word of the shit we were scooping at you in this trial" look on his face when the verdict was read?

Sure, now I bet everybody's PRAYING for somebody to come along and cut a girl's head off...

quote : "1.) Enough with the Khloe is fat/a cow/an elephant comments. She looks normal. She can't help the fact that she is the biggest in the family. But she can help the fact that she is a self-important twit. Make fun of that."

Are you fucking retarded or insane? She eats like a fat cow so she looks like one. Simple as that, she is the "biggest in the family" because she eats twice as much as a normal person. Fuckin dumb bitch keep your mouth shut next time you just look like a tard.

You have to get a laugh out of the excuse those Yanks have for a legal system.
There's nothing like a well run machine.... and the US is nothing like a well run machine.

"She looks normal."

Behemoth with old-lady upper arm flab carrying 2 big baskets of food...and she looks "normal." Only in America. Actually, it's probably technically true, since normal can mean statistically average, and the average American skank is a fucking fat mess these days.

You know, I could totally see her being hooked up to a plow, dragging it through a farmer's field.

I like can't like believe that they like, let her like out in like 3 hours. Like.

What a fuckin' Mensa member this girl is...

I bet Chloe would be really hot if she just let her 'stache grow in.

WTF you people are complete idiots. Snapple and fast food thats the breakfast of champions baby, not to mention the best way to diet on the planet.

MooooOOO MooooOOOO that is quite fitting she reminds me of a cow as well. Ghostbusters marshmallow man as well that fits her to a T.. google the pic if you do not believe just look side by side.

#26 - R. Kardashian was not his lawyer. He helped out with his defense as a volunteer. He sat next to OJ at trial as a friend. He didn't even have his license at the time of the murder. - Thus speaks E! True Hollywood Story.

#29 - Meth Baby. Your mother should be arrested.

#31 - Not everyone looks like a model. She is just plain bigger than her mother and sisters. I'm sure she looks a lot different from the skeletal trannies dying from AIDS that you are used to "dating."

She is a legend in her own messed up mind! None of that happened. She is a spoiled rotten, over fed bag of smelly entrails. Actually this could be about any the stinky Kardashian family so add goon-looking and that fits this particular waste of space.

"I'm sure she looks a lot different from the skeletal trannies dying from AIDS that you are used to "dating.""

Yeah, skeletal trannies dying from AIDS, and Khloe Kong. Those are your only two choices.

This is another great example of how the american court system, government, police, jail in general all FAILED horribly. More people in jail then beds, guess what? Jail is supposed to be a deterrent, that means its supposed to be less people in jail than beds available because its working as a deterrent with the appointed court system. This equals "FAIL".

Police = worthless these days.
Jail/prison = worthless, ya you locked up everyone well where you going to put all the people you keep arresting, good luck with that dumb shits. They can not even follow the guideline they set, you break the law you do the time. Unless your a fat worthless whore then you get out in a couple hours.
Court system = haha you know this already. money = whatever you want.
Government = Only gets worse folks, oil is running out in 2016 the demand will be higher than the supply then it will sky rocket to 100s if not 1000s+ a gallon. Cars will cease to be worth anything because noone will be able to afford gas. People will riot, people will die. Do you expect the government to save you? Get out of america fast, its your only hope to survive.

So I call you out make you look like a fool. I mean you are the guy you thinks high class fatty whores actually exist. You respond with this.

Lamby: #29 - Meth Baby. Your mother should be arrested.

Thats all you got tard baby? No logical response? No argument? Meth baby thats it? I expected more even from a tard.

Explain to us how fat ass whores are "High Class" do tell tard boy do tell!!

Her father helped keep a man guilty of murder on the streets. The rich can always avoid justice... it's the American way... and it's a crock of shit.

OMG lamby wow dude. Ha Ha Ha!! Man well someone has to fuck those ugly ass fat chics, good to know you are taking one for the team because we are not putting our dicks anywhere near something that looks like that. It takes a special type of person to fuck a fatty, most of us avoid them like the plague!

Eeewwww man, those fucking cottage cheese thighs all over you, how the fuck do you do it man?!?!?

#38 - Hyperbole deserves hyperbole in return.

#40 - oh yeah, because your tirade was so logical and deserved a well researched and outlined retort. You sound like those little meth babies that sit in special ed class because they "can't concentrate" and try to pick up on girls that walk by. When they ignore you, all you can say is, "you fucking fat bitch." Because that is all you got, son.

So saying Khloe is big is "hyperbole"? Ok, we've confirmed that you're on the Kardashian payroll. Ordinarily, I'd say something like "don't you have something better to do" but, unfortunately, I saw the show once.

#42 - I don't.

I just don't think she's the juggernaut you are making her out to be.

The only logical conclusion I can come to is either:

1.) Superficial's readers have the hottest girlfriends.

or

2.) They have no girlfriends.

Hmmmmmmm.

#45 - No. But saying she is an elephant or a cow is.

definitely payroll.

lmao! I saw that on the show once, where they go to the gossip sites and type in comments!!! The mom seems to believe that they have to "protect the brand" in her words - way to go mom! Brand these cows, indeed!!!

I'm totally on payroll.

You lost me lamby that was obviously something you experienced in life. Sounded like mindless banter to me from a bad movie.

What a weird fuckin come back, you really are a tard. Shes a fuckin fatty look at the pics, you have no argument.

You are defending a fat nobody like she is your bitch. You are quite fuckin delusional. Anyway its impossible to understand a delusional fatty lover. I think thats the real lesson here, take it to springer fanboy. Have a nice day tard boy, the more you talk the more you prove my point.

#51 - Next time I'll just say "fuck fuck tard fuck fuck bitch fat tard." so you'll understand me genius.

LOL Funny stuff. Chasing a no talent fatty, it does not get much lower than that. Dude asked you a direct question. Explain "Fat High Class Whores?" You ducked and dodged that question like you where in a boxing ring. From a outside perspective I would love to here someone explain that phrase.

LMAO!! Keep it up! You are doing great! Funny stuff #53 that was the idea explain an insane comment. Then he went off on special ed, something about school. Hell next he will start reading the bible to us, anything to dodge a direct question it seems.
I had no idea the fat sister had a fanboy though, she will be stoked if she reads this, finally a fan who understands her, understands its not her fault she is big as a house, understands its hard being the ugly sister. Finally someone who understands Khloe, bravo good man, bravo.

#53 - Where did I say "Fat High Class Whores?"

I'm actually a girl. And no I'm not fat . Although I'm sure you will try to call me that. Or a dyke.

Whoa man someone needs to lay off the comments. Every single comment you made has a #43 #53 #21 etc. Sounds like you just want to try to pick fights with people over the internet. Pretty fucking sad if you ask me. We get it dude you love the big girls. Just stop with the fucking troll posting, man you are a weirdo. Get a life and get off the blogs. She does not know you, nor does she care about you, you are defending nothing. She is fat. Its a fact. Not an argument dumb shit. Anyway thats my one and only post on this Lamby idiot. Trolls get old, go outside if you want to pick a fight pussy, get off the internet.

Good time to get off work, look at these funny posts. Lamby is a girl? I am a girl and I do not know girls who talk like that. I get the trying to fight with everyone thing thats definitely a chickenhead move but arguing that a fat chic is not fat? Uh chicken there are pictures on the top of the page, scroll up sweety and take a long look, its a fact not a argument as was stated to you many many times. You are a blog troll it looks like.

i'm happy they're letting her out, they were about to raise taxes to suffice her appetite

a blog troll on payroll.

peace.

Fucking cunt. I caught a DUI back in February. Shit still isn't adjudicated but I have complied with everything they have asked me to do which will probably include a 2 day stint in county. Guaranteed I do every minute too. Fucking bullshit this cow gets off like that. I hope she loses all of her cheeseburger shoveling limbs in a hot grease accident. Go bobbing for donuts, ya fat chewbacca looking dumpster of a human.

Hey chickenhead if your dumb goofy ass is on payroll then I am the president. Sure blogs can be run by any kid these days but its hard to believe someone as stupid as you would be associated with semi interesting bloggers.

I just went through and read all that bullshit you said all day.

You are one dumb fuckin chickenhead. You argued with so many people that a fat fucking whore was not "that fat". Now why the hell would a normal non ugly non fat chic care about a "not that fat" whore. Its obvious you must look like her, have something similar for you to latch on to her like a leech. It just does not make sense why you would try to argue that, shes fuckin fat, if you are her size you are also FAT. FAT IS FAT. There is no "Not that fat" dumb ass. Ask howard fucking stern. The most honored celebrity interviewer of all time and of course kick ass hosting for the station. If she is over 125 boom shes a fatty. If you Lameby are over 125 guess what you are fucking fat, there is no god damn argument you need to lose some pounds to be attractive.

As for you being on payroll I highly doubt that shit chickenhead so I will challenge you. On the main page add a small line that just says "Yes fat ass Lameby is on payroll, believe it or not' or whatever phrase with your name in it and saying you are on payroll. Why would I ask for this challenge? To know if the admins of the blog are really that fucking stupid to be associated with your dumb ass or to prove that you are in fact just a dumb ass blog troll "ACTING" like you know people.

Anyway do not punk out chickenhead, on the front fucking page. Do it! Put your big ass mouth to the test. Of course you will fail, no one respects a dumb ass hoe.

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1) What a cow...I can't believe that she would use her father's death as a fake excuse...she literally just spat on the memory of her father....HORRID!

2) Guranteed some poor kid from a ghetto in trouble for a DUI is not getting out of there after 30 minutes. What's the point of spending all the time and money processing them if you're going to let them out in under 3 hours?

Everyones also overlooking the fact that Ryan Secrest INTERVIEWED this fucking sow.....its people like HIM that keep these vapid, non-famous people "famous". Being the fattest daughter of a lawyer for a murdering former football star makes you FAMOUS nowadays? Secrest is the Antichrist.

If I really was on payroll, wouldn't I be defeating the purpose by announcing I was on payroll?

Someone else said I was on payroll and someone else said I was a troll. I was being sarcastic.

I didn't know that saying Khloe Kardashian wasn't that big was such an insult to you and Howard Stern. Its obviously a sore spot. I'll leave it at that.

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Lamby: If I really was on payroll, wouldn't I be defeating the purpose by announcing I was on payroll?
Most chickenheads love to flaunt a fake ass status of power so no its just you being a dumb ass and getting caught up in your web of lies.

Lamby: Someone else said I was on payroll and someone else said I was a troll. I was being sarcastic.
You are a troll that is a fact, no reason to add fact with fiction.

Lamby: I didn't know that saying Khloe Kardashian wasn't that big was such an insult to you and Howard Stern. Its obviously a sore spot. I'll leave it at that.
I have been straight up insulting you, hell a lot of people today insulted the shit out of you chickenhead YOU not Khloe. Khloe is fat, its a fact not a insult. Pointed out a fact Howard Stern went on for years about what qualifies as fat, no idea how you could insult him. The only sore spot should be that big fat ass of yours because we got all up in it today. Chickenhead you got reamed the fuck out, you got crushed in every single argument you made. You only succeeded by proving how fucking stupid you are.

Remember. "Of course you will fail, no one respects a dumb ass hoe."
This will apply to your entire pathetic life chickenhead.

Point blank you are just another retarded stupid hoe who tried to stick up for a fellow fatty. Completely owned Lambytard. Completely and utterly fucking owned.

The only way she's "a threat to the prison system" is mealtime when she's in line at the cafeteria.

Khloe Khloe Khloe, you just proved you're even dumber than your fucktard of a sister. You wouldnt do it again because it took too much time? Im sure all the families of victims that died as a result of some asshole driving drunk would love to hear that. You are in fact one of said assholes. It's a crying shame that "jail" took time away from you sitting on your fat ass molesting a bag of cheetoes with your gigantic man hands. Life must be tough.

It's too bad her father isn't still alive ,although I hear it's nice in the special part of hell roped off for slimy defense attorneys.

I'm sure he would be proud of the classy, demure women his daughters have become.

A plate of french fries? FAT.

I love this site!!! The question I would ask tho is how they could make room for me back in '92 for DWI and probably could today, but they can only hold this biach for 3 hours? I really hope the had to pony up some major bucks for that to happen.

I really hope THEY

KK gets a DUI and "suffers" through 3 hours of jail time- I got a DUI and lost my license for a year and a half, went to DRUNK SCHOOL and AA...

There is no justice.

SHE was a threat to the JAIL? Yeah, in so much as they'd go blind from her severe hideousness and deaf from her temper tantrums! She's just downright FUGLY in appearance and as a person.

She needs to lose weight. There are people like Kim who are lucky enough to have most of their fat go to their boobs and butt and then there are people like Khloe who gain all over and look disgusting. She prolly needs to lose like 20 pounds and she'll look a lot better. It can be possible in about month if you work hard.

79. Sash;

.....Try 40pounds!

It warms my heart to see you goons so upset over other peoples lives. LOL