Jul 18 2008UPDATE: Khloe Kardashian turns going to jail into fun for the whole family

What a dumb cunt

Khloe is NOT FAT!

How dare you say Khloe is fat? The writer must be a pimple-faced gay guy living in his mom's basement in fear that he might encounter a REAL woman, and anybody who disagrees with me is homorexic (gay anorexic). And racist.

I feel bad for Khloe. She must be feeling like she's under a tremendous amount of stress. Almost as much as her pants are experiencing.

Heeeeeelp!! a fucking beached-whale is on the side-walk!

Slow updates today mr. writer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm disappointed and bored at work! Cmon now!

Also, how tall is Khloe? Damn

Sasquatch got sentenced to jail?

Oh, #3 - so "anyone" who disagrees with you is homorexic? I am happy to know you are the final say in all posts on this site. Please begin to post at the very top of every thread so the rest of us don't waste our own time and we can just read yours to know what is right and true! Oh, and since you are such a highly intellectual member of MENSA please explain how the post was racist? Considering no racial slurs were posted beyond mention Chewbacca. So, if any wookies were offended, I'm sure the SuperFish will apologize to them.

nice gunboats there Chloe. What you about a size 14? Seriously, Bozo the clown has smaller feet than that

Me likes big women, but Kim's buttpads win

She'll be fine. She'll stomp into the cell, glare at everybody, some loudmouth will give her shit and Khloe will violate her with a wire toiletbrush. After that, everybody will leave her alone until she's released after 12 hours.

It must suck to have an extremely attractive man smile at you from across the bar, get the nerve to make his move and tap you on your shoulder, only to find out he wants to talk to one on your sisters.

Holy Shit. Bigfoot walks among us. And it's name is Khloe Kardashian.

Even the mom-ager is wearing slutty shoes.
I hope the intake person takes a glimpse of her and accidenty throws her in the men's jail. I wonder if she marks Reggie Bush at family football games.

Wow, she's a really real woman. I haven't ever heard her talk, or read anything she's said, but I can tell by judging proportions in the pictures that, in terms of being a woman, Khloe has achieved a very high level of realness.

so true #11. I absolutely love Kourtney. great body proportions and a pretty face.

Ok, I'm new here, so what are the rules, exactly? I know you can call Britney a fat pig, and also this girl, but they don't seem all that fatter than some of the others (like Rosario Dawson). Or is it simply that you call people you don't like "fat"? I remember doing that in grade school, but like most people I grew out of it.

She's pretty manly looking. I wouldn't be surprised if they send her to the men's prison by accident.

And after a couple of days she'll be running the place.

@16:

RE: "Or is it simply that you call people you don't like "fat"?"

I don't like you.

Fatso.

So now Kourtney has a "pretty face"? I thought we were clear about this: Kim used to have the complete package but now she's a porker with a pretty face, Kourtney has the a body and a monkey face, and Khloe, well...she's got a future in MMA fighting as "The Beast".

#18 - LOL, well said.

#16 newbie - We call fat people fat (like the sasquatch thing pictured above). Some people call skinny (or avg) people fat because they don't like them. Thus, they come to a site that makes fun of useless celebs. But, if you have any questions about what to do please speak to #3 because she declared herself the all knowing Douche Queen.

Khloe isn't fat, she's just a tranny version of Kelly Clarkson

The Kardashians are all really hot!

She's so dumb! Never get locked up on a friday. you get neglected in jail over the weekend. how do I know? Beer, hockey game, beer, flyers fan, beer, fist...

She's not fat. Her problem is that she's got a giant moon face and completely screwed up proportions, so she ends up looking big and awkward and bulge-y. If you measured percent bodyfat, I bet she'd end up pretty close to Kim, and both of them would be way above Kourtney. Then, after you're done measuring, you could kill them all.

Somebody call Don King! The fight of the century! Khloe Kardashian vs. Brooke Hogan! Battle of the titans! I'm taking bets.

Ugh. That is one monster of a woman

Damn! Sasquatch and Bigfoot are already taken...I'll go with Yeti then...Freakin' Yeti...she looks like a cross between Chyna and Kathleen Turner....brrrrrr...shivers...

To her credit, she's not being a total candy-assed pansy about this like Paris was: "Waaah! Noooo! Mommmy! I can't go to prison because I'm speshulllll..."

Yup, Khloe is facing prison like a man.

Which might explain the linebacker hands and flipper feet.

She is Mantastic.

She is Mantastic.

Oh...

My...

Goodness...

I think I may actually be in love with Kim. ( I never thought I'd say that.)

It's absolutely hilarious to read these comments right after the Rosario Dawson thread. All the viciousness that was condemned there is being celebrated here. It's like awhile ago when a Jennifer Love Hewitt story would be followed by a Britney story.

Just like having a sex tape and going to rehab, another trendy thing to do!
We can only hope that our kids admire these twats and grow up to be society's parasites themselves.

Three cheers for strong fabric! Hip, hip, hurray!

Thoroughly amused by the comments. Laugh-out-loud fun.

No contributions to make to it, except maybe this

I never thought the women of this family could turn out to be bigger whores than their father...............

...................and I'm still correct, they aren't.

What the fuck??!! Only one picture is contaminated with a nigger and you put it on top? The garbage goes in the back of the house, not the front.

God she's loviing it - publicity where she is the centre of attention finally not just her sisters ugly sidekick, pathetic being so desperate for celebrity you turn going to jail for DUI into a photo op. DIE KHLOE DIE.

#34 (myself) Although now that I think about it didn't he supposedly "repent" in his later years? Well good for him if he did.

Ok Klohe Kardashian is not fat, Cindy is fat! Happy now you fat bitch?

Wow, these images make me kind of nostalgic for the days when you would never see three hookers out in broad daylight.

The only reason Khloe Kardashian is smiling is because she thinks she's going to do an 84min stint, little does she know that it will be the full time. Then the awful truth will set in, she'll realize she's not a star and is nothing more than a fat-assed parasite leeching off what ever fame it is that the Kardashians have.

That's a huge bitch! KEEP IT IN THE CIRCUS!!

Hahahahaha for sures last time I saw its her sister Kim that's the real-for-nothing star. Just like the Spear's cousin who's nothing more than a fat cow with a big mouth & and that little Lohan who will become a mega-whore since big sister Lindsay took the lesbian route.

Hank "Kim" Henshaw and "Bizarro-Kim" are on the loose again. Time to unleash Batman on them to clean up the streets of these filthy terrorists once and for all!

The problem with Khloe is her jaw - it makes her look like Hulk Hogan, shes not really overly fat just very manly in the jaw area.
All she needs is a bit of stubble and lo and behold - DESPERATE DAN.

The problem with Khloe is her jaw - it makes her look like Hulk Hogan, shes not really overly fat just very manly in the jaw area.
All she needs is a bit of stubble and lo and behold - DESPERATE DAN.

Oompa loompa, loompadie do...This armenian whore is swine and belongs in a zoo!

Oompa loompa, loompadie do...Bizarro Kim's legs are like tree trunks and her coot smells like poo!

173 minutes....173 minutes....Makes me almost want to drink and drive. Almost.

She only stayed long enough to clog a toilet.

You know what sweet, sweet justice would be? If a drunk driver rammed into this family & left them all maimed and disfigured...HAHAHA that would be AWSOME!! DO a season of Kardashians about THAT Mr. Seacrest....LOL

What a waste of money - community service helping the victims of DUI accidents would have been more appropriate for this egomaniacal family.

Let's hope karma happens.

Hey, all you George Bush retard cowboys (Americans): karma is a complex concept that is not synonymous with "comeuppance". I'd try to make you understand its true meaning but I'm not a cruel man.

ofcourse she turn it into fun...she doesnt have to work a day in her life,,,so having a jail record wont make a difference,,,besides shell spend couple of hours and release...

Great booty !!!!! That ass must look amazing on all fours !!!!! Someday you will come to my conclusion !!! No pun intended !!!!

It was the guards' fault. Tomorrow they're having their annual guard-prisoner football game and they didn't want to get crippled.

I'll still tap that Ass no questions asked.

She dresses like a trailer park tramp and Kim is looking good

Ok, I'm getting bummed out. We've got our perfect capper for the fat/nonfat endless debate, to carry over the entire weekend. Here's Uma in a bikini looking like she's about to recreate the classic scene in "Alien":

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/14/article-0-01F16C5500000578-655_468x718.jpg

She's out already?!? I'm not even done jacking to these pictures yet...

Gah, I tried to salvage it but it's gone. Half the fun was knowing she was doing cold hard time while I whipped up a storm. I shouldn't have deleted those Jim Carrey pics.

See's lovely..I'd play "Rodeo" with her..Id tell her i slept with her sister last night right as we get into a rhythm via doggie style ....then have her try to buck me off. She might be mad for a bit but we'd have fun that night.

Is it me, or is that whole family just ugly?

I was treated like a celebrity when I had to turn myself into jail after my DUI... Less than an hour. I was expecting to stay longer but our jails and court systems suck in CA so I got off easy.

Wow! She's either popular or the there's really a two tier system in California.

Well, Khloe's not fat. But that outfit and those camera angles aren't doing her any favors.

She's not worthy of wearing Chuck T's.

WOW BIG ASS

Khole isnt fat...dont really know the bitch but she isnt fat..90 percent of America's population (it seems) is fatter then this bitch i mean yeah shes taller and maybe a little broader in the shoulders more then her sister Kim..(and has a smaller ass) .but fat? come on people

KHLOE IS HOTT!!!!

just because "90 percent of America's population" is bigger than her does not mean she's not fat ( i use the term fat to mean overweight). Most of Americans are overweight and I bet her BMI is over 25. Not saying she's disgusting but fat, overweight, yes.

I think she's pretty and regular-sized. If she lost just a teeny bit of weight, she'd be the hottest of the the trio. Her eyes are gorgeous!

in the 8th photo u can see kim's tummy...she's gotten so fat :|

She isn't fat nor overweight. You have to qualify. Jesus Christ, "fat" isn't a matter of perspective. It's of health and height.

Khloe isn't fat.

Now Mary Kate Olsen - that bitch is fat.

Why does everyone say 'she' with this dude? What, is he like a tranny and demands to be referred to as a 'she'? What a loser...

What a friggin ugly family..................YUCK.

I agree she's not fat.

She's just plain old fashioned ugly.

I personally feel for her... anyone who has been through the system knows that the nuances are hell, no matter how hard you try to adhere to them. I'm just saying (not at all to brag---- b/c (I never have and never would) as an ivy league grad (summa, no less), addiction strikes the best of us and we all make asinine decisions.... my problem today is not making a completely asinine decision that will result in me waking up in a bed that is not mine wondering who i had sex with (I usually don't ask names-- too embassed) and whether or not it was safe (I usually just scan the floor for condom rappers, or else get a $40 plan B pill, if available).... which hates me hate both myself and men.

Please all of this is such an act. Really did they have to call up the media and their personal paparazzi just so they can have some attention? I guess so since they are Attention Whores. And besides this is all a set up for Keeping Up With The Kardashians season 3....these folks need a life. They are so imbecel and disgusting. It makes me wonder the real reason in why Reggie Bush is really with Kim Kardashian. And I swear the Kardashian look up to the Hiltons...because everything the Hiltons do the Kardashian goes right behind them and do the exact same thing. smh

@79
Really? An Ivy League grad ("summa, no less") who doesn't check over a simple post? 'Rappers' are LL Cool J and Ludacris. 'Wrappers' are the little covers in which condoms are packaged.

Somehow those fugly pants look even more horrifically repugnant on her than they do on pretty much every other woman that wears them. I think her mugshot came out okay.

Is that a Tranny Elvis tagging along back there?

Don't they realize if the lock chewbacca up Han Solo is just gonna come bust him out...

It's so obvious that this is a complete publicity stunt, although it's funny how people don't really give a rat's ass about the news like they did when Paris went to jail. Maybe she should of had a sex tape surface out of the blue like her unsavory sister did instead.Those 3 empty shells of a human being are poster children for what is fundamentally wrong with people today. They are repulsive publicity whores that built their reputation by acting like complete trash; hoever, they move through life thinking that they are good or respectable. No amount of fake hair, fake eye lashes, and designer garb can mask their inner ugliness and average looks. I can't believe Bruce Jenner can honestly be proud of either one of them after achieving the goal he did with good old fashion hard work.

As far as the fat debate going on about Chloe is pretty pointless. You can clearly see that she is carrying extra weight. So is her vacant soul sister Kim and dead stare sister Kourtney. Anyone that says otherwise is fat themselves and is trying to validate their own unhealthy appearance. Humans were designed to move but too many Americans are so fucking lazy and slovenly that it's becoming the norm to call someone overweight the ideal size.

I just found some of her photos on another rich men seeking fun site 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】, but my question is what she is doing with such a service. She wanna a rich men ? terrible.. ..................

KEEP SMILING HONEY!!!
........for how long?

What an immensely ugly family!

I mean seriously, when even Reggie Bush tells you to lose weight, it's time to push the dessert tray away once in a while. What this pic doesn't show is the cracks forming in the sidewalk as a thundering herd of Kardashian ass waddles accross the poor city street...

Of course, on the positive side, donuts in the LA area were safe from Kardashian harm for a grand total of 173 minutes...

You people post true and funny stuff!

It's the fat ass thunder thighs family!

#16

Britt got chubby and Kim and her sisters are basically fat. We hate worthless attention media whores and also ones that do porn like fat 40 plus inches hips Kim. Some fat chicks stick up for Kim because they can relate to Kim's fatness. Some guys with fat fetishes also post their love for Kim's fatness. You will notice people here give praise to talented celebrities as well as put downs for worthless celebrities like fat ass Kim.

#67

Her hips are bigger than Kim's hips which means her ass is going to be bigger as well. You probably have a similar body type as Miss DUI. They are all fat bitches.

She's totally making up for her overly pear big thighed figure. She's got all that extra weight., cause she's flat on top. Kim and her sister got the hourglass shape and natural big tits that she has to overcompensate for!!!

That bitch makes me so mad I want to grab an anchor baby by its ankles and fling it back over the border to Mexico where it belongs. grrrrrr

6, Not that tall considering Kimberly is like 5'3 (probably shorter) and her other sister is supposedly 5'1 or 5'2.

It looks as if they were happy. I heard frome my friend she is hookde on caffein,it is reported by the site named""Millionaire4me.com""Is it true?I'll go and see on the site.

Khloe's about fat and disgusting. Thats why shes the only single one in the family. The whole family is pretty much a joke I don't know why Jenner would associate himself with these d-bags. And for all thier kids, Congrats on being successful for doing NOTHING and just mooching off your parents.

Khloe's about fat and disgusting. Thats why shes the only single one in the family. The whole family is pretty much a joke I don't know why Jenner would associate himself with these d-bags. And for all thier kids, Congrats on being successful for doing NOTHING and just mooching off your parents.

Khloe's about fat and disgusting. Thats why shes the only single one in the family. The whole family is pretty much a joke I don't know why Jenner would associate himself with these d-bags. And for all thier kids, Congrats on being successful for doing NOTHING and just mooching off your parents.

Ultimate cocktail: www.CheerzHangover.com. Don't DUI.

Khloe is 5'10, idiots!

Kim looks great in the white pantsuit. Generally white pants don't look good on most people especially ones with wide hips like Kip.
She's got a great sense of style.

So sick of these so called celebrities getting off because they have money. They set a poor example and idiots actually look up to them.

The whole family should go on a healthy food kick and shed off the excess weight!

She's fat, disgusting AND ugly. Runs in the family, apparently.

naked chick --->

http://www.meine-nackte-ex.cc.gd/?ref=3081919

She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.

oh yes that is exactly what I would wear dropping my kid sister in JAIL

Morons

Khloe could be a hot model if she quit over eating like her fat mom and fat sisters. Khloe would also have to exercise regularly too too look hot. Too bad the fat ass family are all addicted to food and will never ever loose their excess fat.

These women are fugging fat. If having a big butt cuz the rest of you is huge is a cause for celebrity we must be in America. Where are her bikini pictures. I need some motivation to help me upchuck my lunch.

Ohhh 5'10 not that tall i guess. Well why the hell is everyone else in Hwood a midget then!?!!?

khloe makes kim look skinny!!!!!!!!