Jul 10 2008Kelly Ripa is hot (I don't say that enough)

Kelly is definitely hittable!

Not First hahahahahha ( I mean you )

whoa mama!

This chick is so fine... cant stand watching her show... but she can definitely get me up every morning

Gelman and I hit that hard.

She has a very cute little body...I can't say that I "like" Kelly Ripa, but her body is adorable. And those arms are much better than Madonna's.

I also love the shoes.

So now a litle troll with no breasts, no ass , a face stretched way to tight and madonna like death hands is hot? Only on the superficial....

Now THAT would qualify as being "good eatin'".

How many broken ankles do you think there were at the end??

She's hot yeah but she's generic-looking.

She is hot.

If she ever shut the fuck up.

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Kelly Ripa is one of the most annoying people on planet Earth. I would sooner put my head up Oprah and Queen Latifah's ass than simply shake hands or be in the same room as Ripa. Even her last name is annoying. I would kill myself if I was married to her and had to hear her damn, damn voice all the time. She actually has no talent and make dickloads of money.

Look at her stretching like she'll ever get above a brisk walk.

What's the deal with the SOCKS? That chick behind her has freakin SOCKS on. Just wear your heels and risk a blister. It's for charity. Now you're documented around the world in these pix looking like a huge douche.

I'd do it. I think she's probably as annoying in real life as on TV...I would think logically I could put my penis in her mouth to shut her up...but she'd probably keep smacking her jaws thereby mangling my member. No thank you Kelly Ripa....no thank you indeed.

This gets my vote for "Dumbest Ever Fundraising Idea". Biomechanically speaking, humans are just not designed for this.

I had such a thing for her when she was Hayley on " All My Children." So she has been hot for quite a while.

She is hot, but I daren't say it out loud, for fear that Future Mrs Imaginary Reviewer will laugh at me. Ditto Leeza Gibbons. Sniff.

I think she has the same trainer as Madonna. She's got weird muscluar wiry freak look about her. It's unnatural. Oh, and she's too happy. I hate happy people..

Leg tattoos=White trash

Oh fuck them. They totally stole the idea from the Drag Races held every year in Dupont Circle in DC. And let me tell you, it's WAY more entertaining to see a bunch of drag queens in full regalia racing around in high heels than these dingbats.

wait, why is she not being bashed for having no breasts? i thought everyone got bashed here for being flat. hmmm...

personally, i like her and think she keeps herself in great shape. bring on the hate.

Kelly is hot.

HOT HOT HOT

Whew, at least that crack ho, chimp Mya wasn't in it. I'm sure she was still on that beach. I can hear it now, "Why did all the fish die and that great white told me to douche when I went in?"

Ahhhhh. Summers Eve.

Yeah #20, it's much more entertaining to see a bunch of fegs dressed up as women rather than seeing real, hot women.

Douche.

Yeah... she's hot all right.... reeeeaaaal easy to be "hot" when you have some Jamaican chick raising your kids and can pay for the 40 hour a week trainer, dietician, tummy tucks and overpriced laxatives. I'd like to set her ablaze... then she'd be real hot...

Socks and heels? Wow! Wheres the boombox blasting White Snake??

I want to Ripa her ass. Bet it is tight.

Haha 27. Whitesnake. Awesome. So true though. WHere the hell is Tawny Kitain when you need her. Oh yeah, she's still straight to the lifetime network.

See??? Older chicks can look reasonably presentable, as long as they're mostly covered up. Kelly Ripa-Perineum (she's given birth 3 times) is no exception. Remember when her typical-mom bombed-out-then-tightened tummy was shown in candid pictures, complete with a major outtie-button and an overall bumpiness that looked like a relief map of bin Laden's Tora Bora hideout? At the time she had a hugely photoshopped magazine cover wearing a bikini and sporting a smooth tummy with an innie. Simple solution: stop lying and cover up. You look as good as an old thing can. Sorry, but you have to be satisfied with that rating.

Hey, Deva, why don't you got get bent you fucking pinhead? Whassamatter...not getting enough attention today or did you just realize that you're you and yes your life is always going to suck?

I think she is adorable and she and her husband seem like normal, hot and happy people. She's always with her kids, playing in NYC. Her interviews are always funny and she basically won me over.

god, for someone who hates celebs so much, I have an illogical crush on Kelly Ripa.

Who is deva and why do I hate it?

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Luckily we don't get the USA fake bitches on TV over here, we have enough of our own, hideous shoes though!

Who the fuck, what the fuck?
I broke my nose in Holland last week.
I wasn't wearing high heels.

Where would "here" be, #35?

Ah yes...the annual "Running of the Cunts."

Does she remind anyone else of Elizabeth from The View? Not in a political way, but in a "I can't ever shut the fuck up" kind of way. I'd take the black woman in the photo any day over Kelly the Mouth.

Now, now, Ted. Your implication is that KR is so bad "even" a black woman would be better. Don't make me cut your nuts off.

38- otherwise known as 'the better part of you that ran down your moms leg'

She looks better today at her age, even with all the surgery, etc than most of you pimple faced bitches did at 18. I laugh at your pathetic attempts to cut down every woman on the fish. The more you cut them down, the higher the number on your poor, overworked bathroom scale.

I will now return to firing bullets randomly out my window, hoping I'll somehow hit a target I can't see.

#40,
That's not the case at all. I just think she is really hot. Beautiful face.

Yes, of course...a beautiful face. But otherwise she looks like Mike Singletary looking into the backfield before deciding to blitz. We don't need your crumbs, man. (Keep hope alive!!! Yes we c---...fuck, now I'm sayin that shit, motherfucking skinny assed big eared motherfucker...)

Did someone do some photo editing? Check out the body on #621....do those legs look like they belong on that bodY? What's going on?

Man.......did Macy's have a major run on black spandex or what?

Hey, 45--you wanna cut off Obama's nuts?

Imagine all the white-discharge streaks that will be on the inside of all that black spandex by the end of the run.

#49 - Thanks for that... suddenly my turkey and brie sandwich with extra mayo looks better in the trash...

I'm sure the majority of these women probably bathe regularly and don't live with 'white discharge'....leave the ho house once in a while.

She's a pretty women but she's too skinny and has no chest or ass

she is the cutest!

@50....you know you're still going to eat it.

I'd rather listen to a choir of tone deaf 'tards high on ecstasy and chewing gum, than listen to Kelly Ripa tell one more story about how "real" she is.

She looks "HEALTHY" indeed!!

#54 - Well that's true... I never let a little yeast get in the way of my fish.

Cute but far from hot. She could easily afford an upgraded rack - yet she chooses to provide us the dated look of a flat-chested mature woman. Science has caught up - women don't have to be cursed for eternity with non-consequential boobies. And they really aren't that expensive considering the reward.

The chick without makeup, licking her lips in pic 5 is far superior in terms of a superficial evaluation. She could easily do high-end porn.

@58, ah, yes, the non-consequential boobies. now if we could only do something about those non-consequential dicks...

Did anyone not notice the chick with a prosthetic leg in the background!? SO BADASS! One heel and one fake leg. You go, bionic girl!

@60. FUCK HEATHER MILLS.

Heather Mills never got picked for the three-legged race... well not after the first dragging incident...

Check out her cookware commercial and see if you can stomach that loud nasal high-pitched whine - I personally can't stand that nails-down-a-chalk-board grating for more than three nanoseconds without reaching for a chainsaw. Hittable, yeah, maybe, but only if you're willing to sacrifice all your glassware that will shatter the first time she opens her mouth and speaks.

Here is a hint to all you girls whining about how she "whines with her nasal pitch". YOU ALL SOUND THAT WAY TO US !!

When you tell us about your stupid meaningless job, friends, family, what you bought at the mall, etc, it sounds EXACTLY the way you describe Kelly Ripa.

This is why we do our best to keep our cocks in your mouth as much as possible, so we dont have to hear that shit !!!

#64 - You, sir, are very insightful.

I fell in love with her the first time I saw her on general Hospital. I never watch soap operas, I was just channel surfing and caught a glimpse of her. She is as close to perfection as you can get. Plus, I hear she squirts!!!!

SQUIRTS...
you do know thats really peeing eh?

I would absolutely worship her from head to toe. Her look, personality and style make my pee pee go "da doyng doyng doyng."

She's hot and she's a funny girl. Her body is awesome too!

She's hot and she's a funny girl. Her body is awesome too!

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I'd hit it from behind, so long as I could gag her. Otherwise, pass. I mean, fitting in with a Regis or Kathie Lee means you are so annoying even your own family avoids your voice.

Me loves Pipa! She's one tight little package of fun.

I just want her shoes!

This is kind of silly, why are they in high hills? It's hot and all but come on. . . fashion and althetics don't go together.

This is kind of silly, why are they in high hills? It's hot and all but come on. . . fashion and althetics don't go together.

Would like to propound an alternative fundraising idea. It deals with me attempting to bust as many nuts as possible all over our favorite little morning talk-show host in a day, with intermittent breaks for rehydration and Oreos. Tentatively titled The Candy Apple Marathon.

#64 - preaching to the choir

Yep, I tagged that ass.

With a first baseman's mitt, but still. It was many years ago when Kelly was still in soaps, and came up to my town to do a benefit softball game.

Rule 1 of benefit softball games: Let the hot chicks get on base.

Rule 2 of benefit softball games: Once the hot chick is on base, the first baseman (in this case, me) and pitcher are obligated to try at least one pickoff move in hopes that she'll get good and dirty diving back into first.

In this case, something better happened and she got caught in a rundown. And so I tagged her. And held the mitt there perhaps longer than a gentleman should have, but in the heat of competition I wanted to be sure the ump got the call right.

It was my finest moment in sports.

Anybody ever wonder what happened to Long Duck Dong from the movie Sixteen Candles? Check out the background of pic number 7. LOL!

i despise this boring, tanorexic, man-armed bitch. she either need duct tape over her mouth or she should just be a greeter at wal-mart so she can yap about her stupid life all day long to bored house wiveswho think she is adorable.

Check out the chick next to her with the big legs. When she's with her yenta friends she probably looks pretty hot. When standing next to Kelly Ripa with that insane body and tight legs she looks like a fucking horse with heels. Life sucks.

NOTT HOTT @ ALL. REALLY LOOKS LIKE A BOY WITH NIPPLES!

Hey, she's cute and crazy. What's not to love?

She has to look good to keep her husband tame, did you look at him?