Jul 17 2008Katie Price launches another book using her entire arsenal of dumb which consists of, but not limited to, her ridiculous breasts
Ah, yes, I love these special days when Katie "Jordan" Price dresses up to launch another one of her literary endeavors. Why, you ask? Because I know I'm in for a bag full of retardation. This time around, instead of a homoerotic children's book or a new installment in her 20,000 volume autobiography, Katie wrote "an explosive and highly-charged tale of love, lies and celebrity," according to the book's Amazon UK page.
How does Katie Price manage to write a new book every 2-3 months? It seems like she spends most of her time trying to design costumes for the sole purpose of making my penis cry. On that note, keep fixing the tiara, Katie. Because that's exactly what's going wrong here.
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1. jim - July 17, 2008 5:34 PM
what a disgusting thing ('cause at this point she ain't a human being)
2. FRIST - July 17, 2008 5:36 PM
?????FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooh sparkly vajayjay!
3. Majek - July 17, 2008 5:37 PM
I just like the pic where she's "covering" her crotchal.... it's like a Bizarre Jay-Z reference.... "HOV!!!"
4. Randal - July 17, 2008 5:38 PM
There's a certain misconception when we think of Katie Price. Not many know about her fine detail in literature because not that many can get beyond her drop dead beautiful features.
Her books sell like hot cakes fresh from the oven and for good reason. Pick up one today and give it a read, you'll be pleasantly surprised.
On that note, I'm gone for a full week, so all of you regulars and not-so-regulars, take care and enjoy the summer!
Hive fives to the guys, hugs to the ladies.
Randal
5. Sportsdvl - July 17, 2008 5:42 PM
We all know the bitch can't read, not 'cause she's illiterate but because she can't hold a book and see it due to her massive jugs!
6. aunutt - July 17, 2008 5:46 PM
the price
is definitely
not right
7. havoc - July 17, 2008 5:47 PM
I have no idea who this person is.....
.
8. Crisphy Nanos - July 17, 2008 5:50 PM
I'd motorboat her babaloons any day of the year and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
9. veggi - July 17, 2008 5:59 PM
I bet if I had rotten teeth and lived in a stagnant class-bound society I'd be really interested in this story.
10. pistola - July 17, 2008 6:09 PM
i have a feeling she'd actually be pretty if u stripped her down of everything fake: breasts, spray tan, 10 lbs. of makeup, weird costume, etc... but i could be wrong. i guess it's hard to say.
11. mamadough - July 17, 2008 6:10 PM
he pulls off the "sparkly fag" look pretty well, doesn't he?
12. mafme - July 17, 2008 6:40 PM
She shouldn't let drag queens dress her. This is a woman, isn't it? I'm never sure anymore, especially when it's wrapped up as flamboyantly as this.
13. nostrils - July 17, 2008 7:49 PM
She should stop. I cant believe she thinks she's hot.
14. leng - July 17, 2008 8:29 PM
hohoho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,beautiful woman!!!!!!!!!!!!But I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ★★★http://www.S u g a r d a d d y C o n n e c t. c o m★★★ last week.......... It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. Sell Porn Make Money - July 17, 2008 8:58 PM
Great Rack though.
16. Dorito Man - July 17, 2008 11:48 PM
She looks like a tranny. ffs..
17. anonymous - July 18, 2008 6:36 AM
she looks like a turd wrapped in tin foil.
18. cookie monsta - July 18, 2008 7:29 AM
s l o w n e w s d a y ? this idiot shits me fish, for fuxake, have someone shoot her for me please !!!
19. gerard Vandenberg - July 18, 2008 8:00 AM
I'm asking myself the next question:
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE REALLY LIKE HER?
20. A - July 18, 2008 8:28 AM
WTF is she wearing? Geez, is she wearing enough makeup? She looks awful.
21. lexatron - July 18, 2008 8:32 AM
Why is it that every time an American runs out of insults about the British they resort to 'Hurrhurr they have bad teeth hurrrdurrr' ? I'm honestly intrigued.
Seeing as we have an NHS dentistry service which is either free or very cheap we probably have better teeth than most Americans...discounting people like Heidi Montag whose teeth can be seen from space.
22. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 18, 2008 8:35 AM
I'd want to be sitting next to her if my airplane ever went down, because I'd use her as a flotation device.
23. Jumpin_J - July 18, 2008 8:50 AM
Somehow looking at her, I'm amazed I'm not paying any attention to her teeth. Can't figure out why. Is it... no it's not that.... oh, it's... noooo... oh! I get it!
BOOOOOOBZ!!!!
24. Lola - July 18, 2008 10:14 AM
she needs to take her ugly ass home and take care of her retarded and blind kids with her 3 different baby daddies.... how the hell could this piece of walking joke ever have been a supermodel? who even cares.... i'm sure she's getting karma back for all the abortions she's had..... ugly fake ass child killer.. british trash
25. Lipper - July 18, 2008 10:24 AM
Frankenfurter called. He wants his stinking clothes back, bitch.
26. joho777 - July 18, 2008 10:24 AM
Her tiara is about three sizes too big for her head. But it would probably fit one of her boobs.
What is she hiding with all that makeup? It is really a guy? or what?
27. Diana - July 18, 2008 10:44 AM
Who is she? Do I have to buy her book to find out? Second thought-never mind, I don't care.
28. Chupacabra - July 18, 2008 10:50 AM
that "lady" (loosely termed) makes circa 1970's dolly parton look amish.
29. amee - July 18, 2008 11:25 AM
lol @ no 17-was gonna say somthing but theres no point now i can't top that! :D
30. Daniel - July 18, 2008 3:02 PM
How many books does this goofy bitch have!?!?
31. Netsurfer - July 18, 2008 3:24 PM
Who the hell is Katie Price?
32. Melissa - July 19, 2008 12:14 AM
this is what WonderWoman would look like if she was a dude dressed in drag.
33. Dani - July 19, 2008 4:52 PM
who the fuck dressed that bitch?!
34. Dani - July 19, 2008 4:52 PM
who the fuck dressed that bitch?!
35. Katty - July 20, 2008 10:50 AM
She is cool!Her sexy pictures and blogs were found on the site named""Millionaire4me.com"""It is said she is attracting a millionaire young man.Wow,sexy pictures.
36. Katty - July 20, 2008 10:50 AM
She is cool!Her sexy pictures and blogs were found on the site named""Millionaire4me.com"""It is said she is attracting a millionaire young man.Wow,sexy pictures.
37. Katrina - July 20, 2008 7:34 PM
I though Katie Price was WHITE? Why in the hell is she trying to pass for an exotic woman with that overdone ass tan? You are NOT exotic Katie! You are the typical white fake boobed woman every guy wants to sex NOT marry!
38. mankey - July 21, 2008 7:02 AM
@21, lexatron, cos we Americans are the dumbest muthafuckas on the planet.
39. lambman - July 21, 2008 10:45 PM
she used to have bigger implants believe it or not, motherhood has toned her down