Jul 14 2008Kate Moss likes to go topless while at sea
Kate Moss wanted to get an even tan while boating in Italy and decided to unleash her crazy pointy nipples. Though I guess those things could come in handy at sea. She could always spear some sea bass or scrape barnacles off the hull. Nautical stuff. No, wait, Kate, don't bend ove - and fuck. ABANDON SHIP! Who invited her again? You? Awesome, here's an oar. Keep her away from the lifeboats. Peace!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Kate's dagger nipples. Watch your eyes.

Reader Comments
1. mr.dink - July 14, 2008 10:03 PM
AHAHAHAHAAHAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2. mimi - July 14, 2008 10:04 PM
FISH SUKS!
Team Britney.
3. riz - July 14, 2008 10:18 PM
she's definitely not as thin as i thought she was.
third?
4. AllieCat - July 14, 2008 10:19 PM
crack ho, go snort ur stash of cocaine
5. Rick - July 14, 2008 10:22 PM
Wow she's really porked out.
6. Anexio - July 14, 2008 10:30 PM
she groth!! brit is so ucmuch better than her is any day the week. srorry cause I alwys state the oblivious but this one cant evon dance the pop. she shoudl get brit coffee all day and stuff. that guy wearing underpants is the weird.
7. Henry - July 14, 2008 10:37 PM
I would totally do that skank-ass coked out whore slut beotch. She probably likes it rough with like hair pulling, ass slapping and deep throat gagging.
8. clo - July 14, 2008 10:51 PM
ummm, wasn't she supposed to be a supermodel? she's a porker. She looks like a friggin manattee now. Hide the sea grass!! she may smoke it all!!!
9. britney's weave - July 14, 2008 11:11 PM
that's a very strange tattoo in pic seven. kind of looks like a pair of eyes.
i don't know if anexio is for real or not, but that is some funny shit.
10. carrie - July 14, 2008 11:12 PM
i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous affairs site Mixed mingle . c o m in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
11. ida - July 14, 2008 11:15 PM
Doesn't she have kids? She looks good. And her small breasts fit her petite figure. :)
12. m - July 14, 2008 11:33 PM
I don't get what's the big deal with sunbathing topless. I mean, who wants fucking fluorescent white triangles on your boobs?! at my house it's tricky because there are useless kids everywhere. hate them.
13. BM - July 14, 2008 11:44 PM
Wow. She's not as skinny as she used to be. Now she looks healthy and has a good body. Good for her!
14. blah - July 15, 2008 12:46 AM
She's not fat. Her body just has no tone at all. You can tell she doesn't exercise.
15. farthammer - July 15, 2008 12:59 AM
Limey cunt really got fat. I hate that big brown third nipple of hers.
16. Kristin - July 15, 2008 4:52 AM
Ummm. When DOESN'T she like to go topless?
17. bones - July 15, 2008 5:01 AM
I love her! she is soo super cute! love her edgy, dont carish style too.
18. Hot Girl - July 15, 2008 5:16 AM
You should have put stars over the shadow! O.O
19. Kent - July 15, 2008 5:25 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
20. datou - July 15, 2008 5:57 AM
She must be taking a break from hoovering a columbian boatfull of blow every day- good for her! I'd do her too I like pudgy skanks!
21. Captain Jack Sparrow - July 15, 2008 7:41 AM
Who is the ugly chic sniffing her arm pit?
Nice boat.
22. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 8:34 AM
Those tattoos on her back are actually place holders for your thumbs.
23. havoc - July 15, 2008 9:16 AM
A junkie with tits.....big deal.
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24. gerard Vandenberg - July 15, 2008 9:56 AM
Because the sea itself doesn't require BIG tits.
...........I DO!!!!
25. covah - July 15, 2008 10:20 AM
@ #23: It is a big deal if you're a tits junkie . . .
26. Kentsacunt - July 15, 2008 11:03 AM
LoL/ Kent is really a tool!!! I have been such a little bitch for plugging faggot shit web sites such as the donkey and rooster felching site K E N T F U C K S S M A L L B O Y S . C O M for hot bestiality and children to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Rim jobs. Kent is really a fucking faggot dressed as Kate moss with bikini in that video. Check out his damn man boobs.
P.S. DIE YOU SPAMMING FUCKTARD!
27. http://www.funderoos.com - July 15, 2008 11:07 AM
all aboard the SS Cokerton!
28. Dave Allen - July 15, 2008 11:30 AM
Dang, look at the shadow of her nipple in the first photo. Looks like it's almost a foot long!!!
29. Ted Mosby - July 15, 2008 11:53 AM
I like her meaty. I hated getting bone bruises.
30. superstar - July 15, 2008 12:13 PM
Why are you guys so mean? She's just sunbathing topless, like many others are when they have fun in the sun.
Even if she looks chubby, at least she's not a skeleton like she used to be!
If you think that's fat, then you're stupid.
I don't want to be mean and make enemies, but she hasn't done anything to us.
31. superstar - July 15, 2008 12:15 PM
Why are you guys so mean? What has she ever done to us to make us want to pick on her,
She's just wondering topless, like many other people do in hot countries. If you don't like it, don't go to Spain, where old saggy women sunbathe topless.
And if you think that's fat, then you guys are strange. She's just gained weight! It's not like all you people commenting are extremely fit with flat tummies!
32. superstar - July 15, 2008 12:17 PM
oops, I posted twice! Sorry I thought I didn't send the first one!
33. sunshine - July 15, 2008 12:24 PM
When I was growing up, my best friend's dog had several litters of puppies. Those 2 gals, topless, reminded me of how her nipples looked after awhile.
34. Vince Lombardi - July 15, 2008 1:53 PM
I guess cocaine-addiction isn't the appetite suppressant we were all led to believe it is.
35. me - July 15, 2008 2:14 PM
ARE THEY REAL????????????????
36. rough daddy - July 15, 2008 3:32 PM
wheres the peperonies?
37. SueMe - July 15, 2008 4:05 PM
Lookin like a jeally RoLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
38. wtafuc - July 15, 2008 9:39 PM
fuck I bet she's all the way up to 1/4 kim kardashian weight
39. Heather - July 15, 2008 10:22 PM
I have nipples like that..they are soo fun to play with. But even when they are soft, they still show through my bra. I would hate to have boring, flat saucer nipples.
40. dude - July 16, 2008 12:10 AM
this goes to prove a long held hypothesis...English chicks are disgusting.
Which goes to bolster the maxim, "English fucking cunts are goldamn fucking disgusting.
IF I ever see an English chick I'd even consider fucking, I will recant my maxim.
41. dude - July 16, 2008 12:11 AM
by the way, Heather, you know where to find me.
42. Sendy - July 16, 2008 5:29 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M. for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
43. Chelsey - July 16, 2008 5:36 AM
I so hear you, Heather. It's annoying because if you get a dress or bikini with the built-in bra, half the time it's not enough and you've still got daggers poking out of your shirt.
): It's a curse, really.
44. Vince Lombardi - July 16, 2008 1:07 PM
Someone should tell the captain of that scow to keep both whores in the water.
45. sarah - July 18, 2008 1:21 AM
you guys are retarded. She has had a daughter dumbshits and is slouching shes not fat. Heaven forbid a woman breathes whileyou take a picture. If that happens shes either pregnant or fat. Most of america looks like walking lard and cottage cheese after having a child. Shes gorgeous. So suck the superficial writers cock you drones. Peace.
46. dawid - July 24, 2008 5:38 AM
ok
47. hmm - July 25, 2008 11:18 AM
well they are bigger than i expected.
48. StarTwits - August 2, 2008 12:36 AM
Wow, I keep hallucinating seeing lesbian activity that isn't there after I blink. I think it's time for bed!
49. hasso - September 5, 2008 6:01 AM
fesuphanallah, bu ne boyle yav... derya kuzulari karaya vurmus, basimiza tas yagacak.