Jul 2 2008Kate Hudson is hot (If you hate breasts)
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong had dinner yesterday with Kate's mom Goldie Hawn which must've made Owen Wilson all kinds of jealous. He never got to meet Goldie! This blows. Why is everyone always walking out on him? Fortunately, there's always good, old reliable heroi- Hey! Mr. Syringe, why're you putting on your top hat and monocle? "Sorry, Owen, but I think we should see other people." Awwwww.
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1. Que - July 2, 2008 2:11 PM
Que 14yearoldboy!
2. Que - July 2, 2008 2:11 PM
Que 14yearoldboy!
3. Que - July 2, 2008 2:13 PM
Que doublepost! Que estupido. :(
4. vin man - July 2, 2008 2:13 PM
Id still do her..and do her hard...Steriod boy is lucky
5. eh - July 2, 2008 2:16 PM
ive seen more pancakes with bigger lumps then that, paint her black and send her to ethiopia add some flies to her mouth, boooyah put her on one of them save this child adds and make me some damn money hahaha
6. syn - July 2, 2008 2:18 PM
I don't have the words to describe how much I detest Lance Armstrong. Seriously, you've gotta love a guy who walks out on his wife and kids and ends up with Sheryl Crow (possibly the single most overrated singer of our time).
I liked Kate a lot more before she got together with this douche.
Did I mention I don't particularly care for Lance Armstrong?
7. Jack Sparrow - July 2, 2008 2:19 PM
With an ass like that tits are obsolete.
Why is it that chics with no tits have the best asses and chics with the best tits have no ass or just a fat ass?
Woops, to much thought for this site, sorry...
8. crabby old guy - July 2, 2008 2:21 PM
Meanwhile, somewhere poor old "Dupree" is lamenting the loss of his "ness" as Kate and Lance scratch and sniff each other's bicycle seats.
Time to crank up "Roman Holiday".
I love it when life skull fucks art.
9. ph7 - July 2, 2008 2:22 PM
She deprived her kids of full breasts to nurse on.
She is currently depriving her kids of a mother to play with.
Listen up: I have no problem with being young, rich and beautiful, and wanting to party all the time. But don't have kids, then, OK? Cause the rest of us will have to deal with their drug-addled lives and general fuck-uppedness.
10. veggi - July 2, 2008 2:26 PM
Her glasses and that palm tree made it look like she was wearing on of those feather head thingys..
That is all..
11. Joejam2845 - July 2, 2008 2:26 PM
Kate Hudson is HOT! I like the fact that she's NOT out rushing to get Fake Boobie's just to satisfy to paparazi's out there! And everyone think's she looks so much like here MOM! If you saw her father you'd see the resemblance in the Eyes!
12. syn - July 2, 2008 2:27 PM
Even worse than LA - I'd actually forgotten she's a mom. God these people suck. Get effing fixed if you don't want to parent your kids.
13. blair - July 2, 2008 2:29 PM
smallest tits ever on the site...let's not have that happen again
14. jake - July 2, 2008 2:33 PM
her cute face and amazing ass. 'nuff said.
15. mojo - July 2, 2008 2:35 PM
syn-you must not have kids. parent's don't have to be with their kids 24/7. parent's have lives, too. sometimes, parents can even go out to eat at a restaurant without their kids (and the other diners certainly appreciate that they didn't bring their kids, trust!). in Kate's case, she shares custody with her ex. If she's not with her kid, it's because her kid is with her ex. get a life, syn, and stop judging others when you know nothing of their situation, apparently.
16. meeatu - July 2, 2008 2:37 PM
i feel sorry for her
17. Ted Mosby - July 2, 2008 2:38 PM
Lance has equated her boobs to the the speed bumps on Mile 10 of the Tour de France.
18. Ted Mosby - July 2, 2008 2:38 PM
Lance has equated her boobs to the the speed bumps on Mile 10 of the Tour de France.
19. Ted Mosby - July 2, 2008 2:38 PM
Lance has equated her boobs to the the speed bumps on Mile 10 of the Tour de France.
20. metoo - July 2, 2008 2:38 PM
Sucks when your 80 year old mom is hotter than your 20 something slutty ass.This bitch once said that blonds turn more heads than brunettes so as you can see god is making her pay for that comment by permanently delaying her puberty and making her love life a trainwreck (all aboard the slut steam express *choo choo WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!* that's the sound she makes as she pulls out of her 'random men' pick up station.
I guess this bitch believes that when she's on the read carpet with Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones, Megan Fox etc.. That she is the one who is getting the most attention.
Oh Boobless stulface you are so funny. You just keep believing that Lance Armstrong isn't picturing Matthew McConaughey when he fucks you in the ass. I mean you and Matt have starred in two shitty things that should not be called movies so obviously the association is easier with you than with Sheryl Crow. That lance he sure does hate boobs and brunettes apparently.
21. AndrewMacCloud - July 2, 2008 2:38 PM
Not Big, Not Small, No Tits at all!
The point is,no more Mountains for Lance Armstrong....
22. Jackson'shole - July 2, 2008 2:40 PM
#6 I love you
#7 You are very right
I used to like Kate and I guess she's still ok but she has bad taste in men. She's beautiful but I wouldn't want that small of boobs. In fact, my boobs haven't been that small since I was eleven.
23. BM - July 2, 2008 2:45 PM
she is hot.. gorgeous face, nice body.. why do you ppl always have the need to comment about her breasts?? you would rather have some "curvy" fatass that will all turn into cellulite after they are past 30??
its funny how you guys always make fun of ppl for having fake breasts.. then bashing on others who are small chested.. i swear all of u must be ugly as hell if you are that judgemental.. go back to ur blow up dolls and shut up thanks
24. Robert Acquafresca - July 2, 2008 2:47 PM
Hot as all hell. Tits or no tits
25. Hussein - July 2, 2008 2:58 PM
I bet they're not going shopping for bras
26. metoo - July 2, 2008 3:00 PM
#23. Are you lost? Do you know the name of this website? Everyone gets ripped apart here, DAMMIT! Good fucking gawd every day at least one person is like"wait you make fun of fat chicks and thin chicks flat chicks and fake chicks, I don't get it". REALLY??? COME ON.
If you take these comments to heart you are going to have a pretty hard life. No one is immune to superficial criticsm which is why you grow a thick skin respect yourself and don't let douches who dont respect you anywhere near you. You come here to let out your nasty side (a mental punching bad if you will) and to remember to have a life that soesn't revolve around what you look like.
27. Mike - July 2, 2008 3:04 PM
#26 is a bit retarded
28. Uncle Eccoli - July 2, 2008 3:09 PM
Slut.
29. stizz - July 2, 2008 3:15 PM
That's a shame.
30. lisa - July 2, 2008 3:15 PM
lol @ #27
31. Sportsdvl - July 2, 2008 3:19 PM
Kate is looking great as usual. Hey, so she doesn't have any tits - her boyfriend only has 1 nut so it all evens out.
32. NY Ted - July 2, 2008 3:21 PM
Ummm...what breasts...??? All I see is a billiard table...!!!
33. MightyD - July 2, 2008 3:22 PM
I would certainly sell ONE nut to hit that!
34. trained monkey - July 2, 2008 3:23 PM
I heard Mike and Lisa are dating, they met on fatpeopleneedlovetoo.com, I hear many eligible fat people are looking for love and fried chicken there, maybe you can find a fat lover too.
35. sandwich maker - July 2, 2008 3:26 PM
26 is 34
36. Ted Mosby - July 2, 2008 3:30 PM
#35 eats many, many, fat people sandwich (known as a fatwich) and is also #27 and #30.
37. mike - July 2, 2008 3:33 PM
FAT PEOPLE SANDWICH!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Put me in the middle of that baby!
38. idl3mind - July 2, 2008 3:35 PM
kate is so hot!
39. DJ - July 2, 2008 3:36 PM
she's looking like Britney Spears in these pictures
40. Jimbo - July 2, 2008 3:47 PM
I kinda like girls with small tits. They understand when they see my 2" for the frist time that we were not all blessed
41. Ana Rita Frazão de Sousa - July 2, 2008 3:48 PM
I think she has lots of courage going out without a bra or someting, in a way to don't be so evident her situation.
In other hand have no breasts make me think that she is a "natural woman", and nowadays that's less commun. I have already wanted to do some plastic in such a way to have biger boobies. And to be sinceer, I encourage Kate to do it, she will turn even hotter!
42. mike - July 2, 2008 3:49 PM
So would Jimbo titty fucking Kate be like ironing clothes?
43. Mr. Sleepyhead - July 2, 2008 3:51 PM
Given that Lance only has one nut makes this a match made in heaven.
44. TopperTwo - July 2, 2008 3:58 PM
Bull. I've jerked off twice to these photos--numbers 4 & 9!
45. FRIST!!! - July 2, 2008 4:04 PM
What's the big deal?? So what, she got her chest from her dad
46. stuntman mike - July 2, 2008 4:16 PM
what she lacks in boobs department, she makes up for in the ass department.
small tits and a nice ass is better than big tits and no ass me thinks.
47. BM - July 2, 2008 4:16 PM
i agree with #27 and as for #26.. i am coming here to vent as well just as much as u are.. u are obviously the idiot taking comments to heart.. you must be the fattest obese person on here to be so emotional.. calm down its okay.. you will be okay.
48. BM - July 2, 2008 4:16 PM
i agree with #27 and as for #26.. i am coming here to vent as well just as much as u are.. u are obviously the idiot taking comments to heart.. you must be the fattest obese person on here to be so emotional.. calm down its okay.. you will be okay.
49. JimmyBachaFungool - July 2, 2008 4:17 PM
Below average face...no tits...just has a famous mother. ONLY reason she's ever had any success.
50. Kim Lardassian - July 2, 2008 4:18 PM
Pancake woman! Goldie was much more attractive that this woman.
51. Harry Ballzack - July 2, 2008 4:34 PM
Don't know where her tits went - nor do I care ......
The woman has one of THEE hottest asses in the country ...
I swear when I die, I want to come back as Kate Hudsons Bicycle seat.
I would only pray Lances cancer-rotted-ballzack never touched me
52. metoo - July 2, 2008 4:38 PM
BM sure, sure butterfingers. ATTENTION YOU ARE TOO FAT FOR YOUR KEYBOARD. Your double post is due to your sausage fingers, Mrs. DoubleWideAss. I can guarantee that I am the slimmest person on here I have a BMI of 18. Flawless tight and toned, I am a tighter more toned younger version of Kate Hudson (body wise), but I have perky round beautiful breasts and a face like a younger prettier Catherine Zeta Jones so suck on that fatass.
53. kerri - July 2, 2008 4:45 PM
#23 i love you! i totally agree. these losers complain when the woman is 'fake' and now they have a totally natural beauty and they are cutting her down as well! i can just imagine ther loser guys who check sites like this...not getting anything at home so you have to see if the superficial dude posted any bikini pictures. get a life. you will never even stand next to a girl as pretty as kate.
i have a similiar body type to her and i'm 100% proud of it. i would rather know my body will be tight and not drooping or riddled with cellulite when i'm in my 40's, 50's...she's fit, tight and gorgeous. enough said!
54. Lindsay Blohand - July 2, 2008 4:47 PM
BM is so obviously one of those fat chicks with no boobs. UGH have any of you ever seen those chicks? Fat as fuck and yet totally flat; the genetic dumpsters. They usually have excesive body hair too. I had to sit next to one of these fowl smelling bitches on the airplaine last week. Holly mother that was the worst flight of my life, spent half of it in the bathroom.
55. Frank - July 2, 2008 4:48 PM
Not looking too good at all. She's going to get very Jewy with age, I can tell.
56. BM - July 2, 2008 4:59 PM
#53.. agree too! and sure lindsay.. sounds like you gave a great description of yourself because every linsday i know is fat as hell :-)
57. your fat mom - July 2, 2008 4:59 PM
If you take away the make up and the bitchy sense of self-entitlement she's just another insecure drag queen who starves herself to look more feminine but it just brings out her linebacker shoulders more.
58. BM - July 2, 2008 5:01 PM
metoo-- just keep telling yourself that if thats what makes you happy.. and i posted twice so your fatass can see it easier :-)
59. Lindsay Blohand - July 2, 2008 5:05 PM
Yes my real name in Lindsay Blohand, I'm a guy you fucking retard, god dumb fat and ugly... well like I said nature's dumpster.
As a 6'2" athlete who makes Lance look like a pudgy little troll I can guarantee that I am as lean as can be. You're flat and fat, deal with it.
60. metoo - July 2, 2008 5:12 PM
I don't need to BM I get told that on a daily basis among other constant compliments. I know who I am and what I look like so it's just a compliment to me that it's so unbelievable to you. It simply speaks volumes about how unattractive you must be. You are just such a vile, jealous, and bitter woman aren't you. Grow up and stop hating the world because you're flat chested and have a huge inferiority complex because of it.
61. Ted Mosby - July 2, 2008 5:17 PM
BM= Bitter and manly. Lets take a guess? Are you unmarried, flat chested, and insecure? DING! DING! DING!
Get lost and quit your bitchin' fatty!
62. your fat mom - July 2, 2008 5:18 PM
FYI to those among you who feel it necessary to compliment yourselves or write about how other people compliment you regularly or how pretty/handsome/athletic you are. Please get off the computer and go get those compliments. No one believes you. No one. Post pics or link them, THEN brag. Otherwise, you're fat and ugly. The average American is fat and stupid, which means half of all Americans are even fatter and stupider than THAT. No stretch of the imagination (unlike your pants) that the superficial attracts a large number of the below average, of which I am one, and proud.
63. It's Britney Bitches - July 2, 2008 5:25 PM
#58. That is the lamest comeback EVER and doesn't even make sense. Calling someone who isn't fat fat is not an insult it's just laughable.
64. BM - July 2, 2008 5:27 PM
Ted.. aw your so cute.. trying to find different words that stand for BM? i havent done that to someones initials since elementary school! all i did was defend kate for being natural and thin and im getting called insecure by you? right and this comes from YOU, a supposed GUY who reads gossip online? thats pretty damn gay and desperate if you ask me.
#62 thats very true.
well girlies, id love to stay and chat but unlike you all i have a life and cant respond back to everyones comment unlike metoo and lindsay.. the two fattest girls here :O) toodles!
65. Ted Bundy - July 2, 2008 5:34 PM
she is hotttttt- way hotter than kim kardashian whos all implants and shit
66. The Beautiful people - July 2, 2008 5:34 PM
#62. And you've just proven it, this is the world wide web RETARD, not everyone that comes to the superficial is American fucktard. Only an idiot like yourself would post pics of themselves online in this sick insane world. Attractive people usually have stalkers (below average loosers who are obsessed with them) and are magnets for crazy below average loosers. Again as always your assumptions just prove how fat and ugly you are and how small your little world is because you assume ,in your sheltered reality, that most people are like you; a fat, ugly, dumb American and you have this bizarre view of beautiful people, as though they are sub-human and don't enjoy trash talking on the internet or silly celebrity gossip. We are just like you only better in every single way.
67. The Beautiful people - July 2, 2008 5:39 PM
Funny how BM refused to give us her BMI. I will guess that it is around 300.
Homophobic too, she's just bursting with qualities and fat, lots and lots of fat.
68. Huh? - July 2, 2008 5:44 PM
#66 - You're awfully liberal with the word "retard" when you don't even know how to spell "loser". If you need help, ask your mother or look in the mirror. You sound kind of defensive, and, I might add, it's quite obvious you're posting under several different screen names in order to make it look like you spend less time here than you actually do. This is real advice and I'm not trying to be mean, but whoever you are, you should get away from your desk for a while and talk to your coworkers or something. You sound like you're under stress. Maybe take a day off and go to the beach?
69. Deacon Jones - July 2, 2008 5:46 PM
Holy SHIT IS SHE UGLY!!
I see hotter girls working at the checkout line in fucking Acme!!
Get a grip Forearmstrong!
70. Jamie's Uterus - July 2, 2008 5:53 PM
I hate this self important bitch who won the genetic jackpot being Goldie Hawn's offspring. Had she no famous mother, we would never know who she is. She is untalented, arrogant and self absorbed. I could care less about her sad ass flapjack tits, I'm more concerned about her entire persona, which is truly disgusting.
71. Sportsdvl - July 2, 2008 6:08 PM
Never fails that some moron decides to bash all Americans by calling us fat and stupid. Why don't you just take the stereotype all the way and say we are all cowboys and wear cowboy hats. All African people speak in clicks and grunts. All Mexican people wear sombreros. All Italians are hairy, etc etc.
YOU are a dumb ass and your statements prove it. Talking shit about an entire group of people is about as narrow minded as a person can by.
72. czar - July 2, 2008 6:19 PM
the only people defending this little boy, kate hudson, are the truly fat girls who love to see other girls living without asthetic appeal...know this, kate! and yes, the jew will come out more and more...you're very physically limited as far as men go, and as far as talent, WHOA! as much, or even less, sorry doll!
73. rinn - July 2, 2008 6:31 PM
She's still smokin, you need to do,
10 Hottest of the Itty Bitty Titty Club.. :-D
74. Sure Bob - July 2, 2008 6:54 PM
#71 = It would have never occurred to me that Americans are fat and stupid and wear cowboy hats, or that Africans speak in clicks and grunts, or that Mexicans all wear sombreros, or that Italians are hairy, until YOU named the supposed stereotypes.
It sounds like you got on your self-righteous horse to decry a stereotype by having some fun in dropping some more.
There's only one Jesus and that job's taken, but you're a LOCK for jackass.
How about giving us some Asian or Middle Easterner stereotypes, you fucking douche?
75. webterractive - July 2, 2008 9:03 PM
I don't care what they say I think Kate Hudson is **cken gourgeous! I would love for her to carry my kids!
76. mo - July 2, 2008 10:04 PM
oh gosh, it's hysterical! this loser tries so hard to look like a hippie, she's so young and suuuuch a wannabe...does she not know how ridiculous she looks to real hippie, maybe she's just playing dress-up, hysterical!
77. jamie - July 2, 2008 10:17 PM
Kate is always looking for her daddy's love.
He dumped Goldie and her a long time
These two are so attracted to men that cheat on them. It's a criteria.
These two are so pathetic. They have been brain-washed by their men (who are serial cheaters, btw) that it is un-natural for a a man to be monogamous, and these two dopes believe it.
Talk about a couple of blonde bimbos. Goldie must really be as smart as her "Laugh-In" character, not an act after all. and kate, well, the apple never falls far from the tree.
Goldie is a real old hag, that's why she keeps long hair and her face covered all the time. Kate is a disgrace in both appearance and talent. Even read she has feminine hygiene problem. DISGRACE!
78. Greg - July 2, 2008 10:21 PM
Pear shaped is unattractive, Kate. Who the hell wants to look at someone with a big ass and no tits?
79. sweets - July 2, 2008 10:25 PM
Come on lets be nice...Kate is very beautiful-stop being so obsessed with breasts!!Shes very pretty no matter what. :) give her a fuckin break!
80. sharpeidude - July 2, 2008 10:32 PM
Oh shit! What if "Oldie Goldie" pushes Lance to do a 3-way deal with Kate?
81. Ryder - July 2, 2008 11:37 PM
#15 mojo...
Ryder is not with her ex. Chris is on tour on the east coast. Ryder is probably stuck with a nanny while Kate hangs with one nut Willie.
82. Goldie - July 3, 2008 2:20 AM
HAAAHA i LOVED #31's comment!
yeah, Kate is my hero in the itty bitty titty club!! as a member, i love that she doesnt give a shit she's got nuthin - she's still sexy and adorable without any ridiculous implants....
83. unreal! - July 3, 2008 3:05 AM
how can anyone think that this girl is beautiful? i just don't get it....charlize theron is beautiful, ashley judd is beautiful (just two examples, there are a few others)...i really wish i could see and hear these posters as they type in that she's beautiful...it's HAS to be in the context that they are just sticking up for her for some reason? maybe they just like her for some reason? and that's OK i guess...but it absolutely cannot be out of talent or beauty...no freakin' way.
84. OMG - July 3, 2008 3:12 AM
A regular Side Show
Step right up folks, over here we have the Half boy / Half girl freak of nature,
In the other corner is The one nut wonder.
85. Alice - July 3, 2008 5:51 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
86. hendero - July 3, 2008 6:10 AM
Oh, for heaven's sake #'s 73 and 82. It's the itty bitty titty committee, not club.
Kate's the president, Keira Knightly's the secretary, and the Olsen twins are the janitors.
87. spencer pwatt - July 3, 2008 9:07 AM
#41's comment is amazing.
88. surlywench - July 3, 2008 10:40 AM
Part of me is jealous because she never feels any discomfort running without a bra. And she'll never have to worry about sagging.
Then again I do like filling my shirts out. She must have a hard time finding clothes that fit her.
89. Sunny - July 3, 2008 10:50 AM
Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
90. gerard Vandenberg - July 3, 2008 11:27 AM
I really adore this look of kate.
Kate, your body is that of athlete.
NO TITS is better with sporting.
Maybe this is a reason Lance like you?
You're also a very positive human being.
That's required in the "CIRCLES" you're in.
I think Lance can make you mentally Much stronger.
Phisically I think you already are strong enough.
Required for your position.
When you didn't like "HOLLYWOOD", I'm sure athletics or some sports was your game!!
YOUR MUM CONTINUES TO BE MY SECRET LOVE!!
91. Capers - July 3, 2008 12:51 PM
Think about it....First there is Lance's ex-wife, Kristin....then he dates Sheryl Crow...then Tory Burch, Ashley Olsen and now Kate Hudson.......They all look alike, so he is obviously not over Kristin! As a player, I think he is "played out"....I bet he is a selfish lover....Kate can do SO much better.....
92. Jackson - July 3, 2008 2:13 PM
She is all natural and hot unlike Kim Kardaskank's breast implants and ugly fat ass. All you flat and small chested females with sexy legs and asses are hot. Do not worry about all this breast hype. There are plenty of guys like me that appreciate all types of fit sexy bodies.
93. Virgodoll - July 3, 2008 2:16 PM
#26 is so RIGHT, the most intelligent comment on this site EVER
94. JAdam - July 3, 2008 2:43 PM
Why does everyone have to make such a big deal about her breasts. It's so nice to see a mega-rich female that doesn't feel the need to cave to the idea stupid people have that bigger is better. Sure she could afford them but fake boobs look ridiculous and after a few years are teeming with bacteria.
95. Kiki - July 3, 2008 3:40 PM
I agree with 94. At least she's not running around full of plastic like 95% of the shallow-ass people in LA do. This is what our society has come to...it's either fake boobs or you're unattractive? Like it's her fault she's flat chested anyway. We're trashing her for something she was born with? Lame.
96. x - July 3, 2008 6:14 PM
#94 so true.
97. Steffen - July 4, 2008 5:32 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
98. mafia - July 5, 2008 9:42 AM
all this negativity, superficiality and judgement should just cease to exist.
but i know such thing won't happen for there are too many DUMBASSES on this planet.
She looks great. You people should look in the mirror before making such comments about other people's appearances.
99. phoenix - July 7, 2008 3:28 PM
I Agree with #94. She is obviously more wealthy than any of us could ever hope to be. She may have thought about them and weighed the pros and cons and like any other intelligent, confident, self-assured woman decided against it. And as for #50; you're a little confused Kim, pancakes tits are what you're left with after the implants come out!!!
100. jamezz - July 7, 2008 4:02 PM
Hay more then a mouthfull is a waste and I would twist and turn that hotties little body into positions even dirty decks of cards are to prude to show and thats before bangin the shit out of her. Oh ya I LOVE small tits durr....!!