Here's Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says "Yes, I did recently squeeze a tiny person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking." Which, honestly, almost made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Almost.
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Reader Comments
1. dana - July 31, 2008 10:34 AM
Great, fish!
2. Haywood Jablowme - July 31, 2008 10:42 AM
She looks amazing; would look even better with a smile.
3. Jay - July 31, 2008 10:52 AM
I am the king of everything, which is why I beat all you bitches to first. First.
4. Deacon Jones - July 31, 2008 10:53 AM
God damn! Imagine and thick and rubbery those nipples are right now!
On something totally unrelated, here's a link for the funniest fucking phonecall I ever heard. It's some psycho that met a girl on the street and continually left her voicemails, Swingers style.
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
5. stealingjoy - July 31, 2008 10:58 AM
Amazing when you consider she's wearing a bra. Her nipples must be thimbles!
6. Angry Beaver - July 31, 2008 11:14 AM
When they timer pops out like that, it's time to take the puppies out. Let them be free Jessica. FREE THEM!
7. Sport - July 31, 2008 11:20 AM
Man I would so impregnate that this very second.
8. Rick James - July 31, 2008 11:20 AM
I wish I had more hands. I'd give those titties four thumbs down.
9. typical superficial loser - July 31, 2008 11:24 AM
Ugleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole
10. Sucking Jessica's TITS - July 31, 2008 11:28 AM
@3
Looks like the king got his ass kicked by a bunch of bitches. LOL!
NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL REAL TIT'S, WOW.....
(cant write more cause my hands are not on the keyboard ...)
11. combustion8 - July 31, 2008 11:29 AM
checkout those flabby baby baring arms.. she's forever ruined.
12. Ted Kennedy's tumor - July 31, 2008 11:41 AM
The only positive about having a kid is the woman gets some nice tits for a while and some amazing nipples. They will soon go to shit though.
Jay (#3) the only thing you are king of is retardville, because you are the king retard.
#8, nicely played.
I wonder what Randal has to say though...?
13. freezingbabe - July 31, 2008 11:43 AM
Give her this fake tiny person...
14. I_am_nude - July 31, 2008 11:47 AM
See me, sexier than her, definitely, ...
15. ldsqtbea - July 31, 2008 11:54 AM
#4-
thanks for the link !!! that was funny !!!
ps
that guy was an ass
16. 2for2true - July 31, 2008 11:59 AM
#3
Retard King of the Tater Tots!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. celebrity archives - July 31, 2008 12:01 PM
One lactates root beer, the other lactates cream soda. Now all the baby needs is ice cream.
18. Ted Mosby - July 31, 2008 12:13 PM
Post-prego boobies are the best.
19. Icon - July 31, 2008 12:20 PM
@3- You fail at life.
20. Me - July 31, 2008 1:33 PM
Do you remember when the fish used to be obsessed with Jessica Alba? Now it's Hayden Panetierre. And there was someone before Jessica. I think this site changes writers every once in a while
21. One - July 31, 2008 2:59 PM
Oh my gosh, I just realized thats her husband with her in those pics... in pic #2 it looks like some overweight, middle aged lesbian. hahaha. She's got strange taste in men.
22. You - July 31, 2008 3:18 PM
@20 - You are a godfucking genius.
23. Confused - July 31, 2008 5:03 PM
I thought Britney's were bad, but she was not wearing a bra. But Jessica IS wearing a bra and they still point down south?
24. rough daddy - July 31, 2008 5:10 PM
is that cash warren in pic 2 and 3? hes face looks like he just gave birth...and my god!! those pendulous tatas looks amazing...
25. katia - July 31, 2008 5:38 PM
ummm is that a lululemon headband she's wearing?
26. Looking for a new baby momma - July 31, 2008 6:38 PM
I don't care if she's kinda chubby or just had a kid.
She use to be number one until she married and had kids with Cash Money.
Adriana Lima for the win!
27. ph7 - July 31, 2008 6:58 PM
Any hotness she once passed out of her simultaneously with her baby's head.
28. Just Dick - July 31, 2008 7:40 PM
You know, she doesn't look particularly happy in these shots...but say what you will...that's a damned nice rack.
29. Jessica's New Bra Size - July 31, 2008 7:40 PM
34 Long?
30. brazen - July 31, 2008 10:46 PM
I don't care what anyone says, she was georgous before baby and is still georgous.
31. sayo - August 1, 2008 4:52 AM
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on m'illionaire d'ating s'ite "M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
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32. gerard Vandenberg - August 1, 2008 12:30 PM
She has a pair of UDDERS in front of her.
You've seen her nipples?