Jul 7 2008Jennifer Lopez wears a bikini, displays that which her Mama gave her

She bores me.

Firts

First

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first!

and to think she just gave birth.

I'm feeling the urge to grab a harpoon and spear that!

Whoa, cowboy! Check out 'em saddlebags.

Completely and utterly disgusting. It's bad enough she's famous for having no talent, then she marries The Lizard King and now she's flaunting her gigantic ass in public. Ugh!

I'd hit it. Oh lawd I'd love to ride that...

She looks better than Kim Kardaskank and she just had twins!

Wow, remind me to never get my GF knocked up!

LOL @ 7 - The Lizard King!

In all fairness, she probably looks a hell of a lot better than a lot of you wide loads. And she give birth to twins a couple of months back.

She isn't fat. Kim Kardashian is fat, and she doesn't even have an excuse.

Another example of what childbirth does to you.

Sniff it to confirm

Shame on her for procreating and letting her body turn into something that men don't want to objectify. In fact, shame on her for being human.

Look at the bossy bitch, pointing her finger and telling everyone what to do. I hear she's a control freak and a terrible tipper.

I believe she has a Fupa.

Italian sharks love Puerto Rican beef once in awhile if it is thumped, mashed and tenderized properly.

#15 - she's not "human", she's a stupid no-talent skank who has been forced upon the public by a media that was dying for a Hispanic "celeb". By most all accounts she is a nasty and mean bitch to pretty much everyone. And, since you probably aren't smart enough to realize this - this is a celeb site where people come to make fun of these idiots. You might want to turn your computer to something a little more your speed like www.dumbskanklesbos.com or something.

Better than Kim.

(woof)

That's the last thing I needed to see, I'm still hungover from Sat.

Sorry people but she does NOT look better than Kim.

#22

You are so right on dude. JLo is not as fat as Kim and I have a fetish for fat chicks with big asses like Kim. I don't care if Kim has a big fat square ass because it looks sexy and I bet her loose ass jiggles when Kim walks and jello asses turn me on!

She bores me too. And she should be wearing a 1-piece.

@ 22 - She looks better than you, though!

Tell me, what is it that you like about Kim? Is it the gigantic arse or the stale urine aroma?

This useless worthless pseudohuman thing needs to be shot, and not with a camera.

Both JLo and the msm need to die asap. Rancid stinking cunts.

Nice.

I'd hit it!

"Shame on her for procreating and letting her body turn into something that men don't want to objectify."

So you decided to take Women's Studies 101 as a summer course. Sounds like you're at about week 3.

I would +10 beers.

She can't sing and she can't dance, so she better try to avoid these types of pictures. All she has for her "career" now is the memory of her ass. Btw, SHE was the one to objectify it, and she certainly made lots of money from that. JLo has a heart of stone and she's not a victim in any way.

I like peanut butter

I hate even looking at busted old women. There should be some island where we put them, completely out of sight. Disgusting.

couldn't she at least have ditched the ho-bag ghetto hoop earrings?

As they say in her native tongue, "what a peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg!"

Too bad her husband sucks blood, not cellulite.

She does have sizable thighs and a normal sized butt. But this just means she stopped starving herself for a few minutes.

As soon as she has a part, or is going to be on a magazine cover, she'll be back to rice cakes and non-fat yogurt.

34 and 35

Big win

The creepiest thing about these photos is her kissing her Crypt Keeper husband. Ewww.

I don't get it. I don't get why she "insured her ass" for like a million bucks. It isn't that great. At all. It looks it's age and slightly saggy. It isn't worth insuring, there are a lot of better asses out there that deserve to be insured on this one. There should be an FBI investigation into this. I bet she's smuggling uranium to North Korea in there. :(

Wow...all I can say is, good luck to her satellite asses, the ones growing out of her thighs. I hope they also have successful careers in "entertainment."

while i agree she deserves a break since she recently had twins, i think maybe something less revealing would have been wiser..

I don't know who I hate more, her or Oprah. I would give everything I have to lock these cunts in the basement. You would never hear from them again.

Nice belly pouch. You just know that she wakes up in the middle of the night and her husband is awake, eyes glowing, staring at the pouch and drooling.

I was reading description by a male marine in Iraq of a female soldier's wound from a rifle bullet. He said her tit fat splattered out in a whitish-yellow curdled form that looked a lot like cottage cheese.

Gee it'd be nice is someone shot JLo's tits off.

Now is that the real J Lo, or the J Lo drawn on Eric Cartman's hand? I can never tell the difference. They both give taco flavored kisses. That's what throws me off.

This woman lives in AMERICA?
(btw: no one can compete my KIM)

#44 - I read that too! But you left out the inspirational part - how the soldier gathered up the splattered tit-fat and made a small bar of soap out of it, then used it in the shower after he masturbated thinking about how her tits jiggled when she got shot. God bless America.

I agree - this chick has no talent whatsoever, yet is considered a "A-list celebrity." And, has anyone else noticed that her face started looking different last year? She's obviously has some sort of plastic surgery. She sure can afford it, for having no talent at all. I feel bad for her kids. They are going to be bitchy, bossy, and bratty just like her.

#47: Oh, you know, I was just thinking the other day how nice it would be if somebody cut off JLo's head; you know, in that sawing way with a knife, the way the Arabs cut off the Jews' heads off, like they did with Nick Berg and Daniel Pearl?

I was thinking, you know, about how it feels when something gets stuck in your throat, how you gag and everything. I bet a lot of the noise that the decapatees (Is that a word? It is now.) make isn't just pain but is also gagging.

I'd love for the blood to be pouring out of JLo's throat as she gagged and choked on the blade sawing back and forth on the inside of her throat; that'd be totally cool.

John McCain

#45 LOL, Eric Cartman's hand has 100x the talent of J-Lo.

#44 and #47:

You are fucking worthless assholes and incredibly sad. Seriously, your shit will come back and hurt you. Go fuck yourself.

~48~
A lot of Americans have bad taste in music and this is why JLo got famous and rich and the same with Britney. There are people that actually hate The Beatles and those people were probably raised listening to rap crap, JoLo, Britney, and/or The Wiggles.

#25 Kim has a better stomach. And I'm not racist like you, sorry.

Beatles fan,

But the Beatles were HUGE over here? So... that means we were dumb fucks for liking their music too! Funny how that works out.

J Lo sucks, that's a given.

#54

Your comment makes no sense at all. One cannot be a dumb fuck for liking the greatest rock band of all time that gave the world over 100 great songs.

Why is Obama sitting next to her?

#51 - what are you going on about? Curdled tit fat from a gunshot wound is EXACTLY the type of thing I expect to read about in threads involving JLo. Although I hope somebody can really nail it by describing a butt wound caused by an IED attack. Come on, somebody help us out - there have been, like, thousands of U.S. soldiers blown up recently, surely one of them wrote about a butt-piercing wound (other than in the "don't ask, don't tell" sense).

@53

Here is a picture of Kim with her fat belly flab hanging out of her side while wearing a one piece swim suit.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/kim_kardashian_bikini_why_type.php

emme wished on a dragon scale, and thats what started dragon tales, etc, etc... why does her gigantor ass turn into a political argument????

#52: I don't know what #51 is going on about, after all we're going to have change in the White House. I'm looking forward to changing the White House menu so that it has watermelon, KFC and long pig. Click the link to find out about the goodness of raw long pig, or about cooking it like you would soup, "with black pepper, onion, seasoning, all the ingredients of groceries that would make the soup really nice".

I'd very much like to invite JLo to the White House and have her served by my homies.

loooong pig.. yummy, the most delicious of meats. raw is best, you get the most life-juice/youth out of it!

#60

Obama has a nice fit body. I doubt he eats a lot of KFC. He probably does eat his share of watermellon because it is good for the body and delicious too.

These pics should make all the fat girls happy.....

Kardashian is better. Lopez doesnt make me want to give her a rim job while she is taking a shit; Kardashian does.

@52
Do you find it ironic that the king of rap crap bought all of the rights to every beatle song ever produced?
Yes, thats the same good looking black kid with a fro thats been trying to transform himself into an ugly white women the past 15 years.

#64

Kim is fatter and hotter! I'm not into big breasts but Kim does have a bigger ass than JLo and I love fat chicks with big asses.

I told my girlfriend 3 years ago that the day I ever slept with her would be the day she was hotter than J-Lo. It seemed like such a sure bet at the time. Time to put on my boots and scrubs *sigh*

#65

Soon we will see Michael with a mop top!

When Paul McCartney and Michael did a song together; Michael asked Paul for investment advice. Paul told Michael that song catalogs are the way to go. Paul almost bought The Beatles song catalog, but was waiting for a response from Yoko, so that she could be in on the deal too. Unfortunately Yoko took too long to respond and Michael ended up buying The Beatles catalog. Sometimes Paul's heart is too big for his own good.

#67 -
Uhh...you've been putting off having sex with your "girlfriend" for three years...? So: you're a homosexual?

Liberace also had that same bet with his girlfriend...

she recently gave birth to twins and shes old ... considering that, she looks good and has a lot more confidence than me wearing a two piece lol

She still has muscle tone and can get back into shape in no time. She obviously did not over eat during her pregnancy like no talent Tori Spelling.

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Here are flattering pictures of JLo on the same trip.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1032710/Back-swim-things-Bikini-clad-Jennifer-Lopez-gets-shape-movie-return.html

Is she trying to ignore the guy drowning beside her in the first pic?

#22

Kim is a fat disgurting Whore!! J.LO is so sexy ..she looks so good after just having twins ....so hot ...

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Jennifer Lopez has nothing special. She is just average. Why do people call her a diva, I don't know. Even in the movies she is not particulary noticeable. Look at her, she is so much like everyone else on the beach. Except that her husband is ways uglier than the regular joe.

I preferd thousand of times a jennifer lopez who gave birth babys months ago than ugly=ass kimkardashian

I feel so much better now. My butt is big but not that big. I work out like crazy and have a hard time with my lower body.

It is amazing how American men hate pear shaped women. Is it the closeted gay thing going on?

She's annoying and has such a terrible fake personality.

You would have to be an obese woman or a fatty-chaser to think that J-Ho looks good here.

J Lo is only slightly less of a no-talent than kk. BUT she has longevity. therefore, J Lo wins.

82

Probably because they are sick of seeing fat ass women like Kim and JLo every where. Seeing a fit woman in America is getting rare. How can anyone be impressed with Kim and JLo when they look like the average pear shaped American female.

JLo is a turd that needs to be flushed.

I would very much like to see her skinned alive, but only after a funny looking little Aztec priest told her "This day you shall see me wear your skin", and then the weird little priest could proceed to slice her open with a flint knife.

I don't care if she's fat or thin or hot or not, what the hell does she sing? I don't listen to top 40, but STILL! I have no idea why this woman is famous. Can someone name an album or a song for me that I would have possibly EVER heard?

This worn out talentless skank strikes again. Why won't she just go the fuck away, forever?

Considering that she just gave birth to twins, and these are really unflattering photos, and that J Lo is probably closing in on 40, I think she looks pretty good.

@52 - Who in the hell are YOU to say what "IS-ISN'T" music??? I'm a musician and "I hate the fucking beatles !!! "
Yeah - I may be older than dirt, but I was around when the original "British Invasion" happened. "I wanna Hold Yourf Hand" blows a fat goats ass. Yes I actually saw it on Ed Sullivan when I was kid. Seeing and hearing the beatles for the first time put me into a *deep funk* - that is until I heard "Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones .... and all was right with the world once more.
Give me the Chicago style blues anytime by bands like The Stones, Jefferson Airplane, The Kinks, The Animals The Who, John Mayall, Van Morrison, and a little band called "The Yardbirds" .... which spawned 3 unique band members who went on to claim their own fame - Eric Clapton-Robert Plant (Led Zepplin) - Jeff Beck
Screw the beatles and their Yellow Submarine
Talk about utter "crap" .... That Sgt. Peppers album was basically used for target practice when we were "trippin" ...... LOL

You have a great day ;)

"It is amazing how American men hate pear shaped women. Is it the closeted gay thing going on?"

American men feel the same way about fat women the same way American women feel about broke men. Both are basically worthless. Plus J-Lo is a fatass no-talent cunt, so there's that.

OK...fuck all y'all. I think K-Kard and J-Lo are both incredible hotties. But then I've been on this earth long enough to have seen many, many homely/ugly women.

So many of you say how unattractive they are ("pigs", etc.) and I would be willing to bet if either one of them offered to suck your dick, everyone of you'd drop trou right on the spot.

As far as comparing who looks better or who is in better shape...GET A FUCKING CLUE!

J-Lo is 38 years old (this month) and recently gave birth (to twins, no less). As the father of twins, I can attest to how much wear and tear that can put on a woman's body. But the joy of parenthood far outweighs any inconvenience Mother Nature might impose.

K-Kash, on the other hand, is 27 and has no children, so it stands to reason she would look more fit than a 38 year old mom.

I've always thought Kim to be incredibly gorgeous and that Jennifer is an absolute doll (and I don't give two shits about their attitudes cuz I'm not talking about a life-long commitment. Merely a few hours of incredible physical pleasure).

And I'd still go down on either of them like an elevator.

Once upon a time there was a tank driver. He was driving his tank down the street when he saw JLo. He drove over her as she tried to run away and knocked her down. She was in between the tracks and hadn't yet been hurt. She was terrified though, and she screamed and screamed. The tank driver, hearing the screams, and realizing that JLo was still alive, immediately locked his left track and then spun the tank around and around with his right, thus ending JLo's screams and turning her into freshly ground hamburger spread all over the pavement. Then he drove away to find the rest of her family.

A pack of dogs came and licked up the mess; dogs that JLo would have liked to skin alive for their fur if only she could have seen them before the tank ground her into the pavement.

Everybody was happy; the sun was a little brighter, the sky a little bluer, the air a little fresher, and the doggies had nice full tummy tum tums - all in all, a little bit better world now that JLo was out of it.

Now I just think that that is a refreshing and happy thing to think about, even if it hasn't happened . . . yet . . .

"I don't get it. I don't get why she "insured her ass" for like a million bucks. "

The fupa is insured for at least $50k.

She shows FEMINITY.......................................................................meat?
I LOOOOOVE THAT!!!!!

This is what Kim's body would look like without the plastic surgery and cellulite removal.

I saw a news show once where one of the anchors said he had the opportunity to interview JLO and he said he had to walk backwards into the room and was not allowed to make eye contact with her at any time. Who's not human?

Hey you try having twins and putting on a bikini motherf#$&#*( .

She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

Look at #100: Now we've got adds from ABC, Circuit City, Geekologie, I Watch Stuff, etc. and presumably, they all pay for the space, but the "rich guy" site? Nuh uh! No way! Gotta go for the freebie post! Can't afford to pay!!!

Now does that even make sense? I bet if you go there you'll be running into the same worthless damn trolls you could find here, trolls just like me.

Now keep this post in mind and the next time you see one of those idiotic posts, post something in the same vein as this post. If we all work together we can get rid of the freebie ad spammer.

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I think she looks fine. Not her old self but she just had twins.

She's on vacation for gods sake. She wore the bathing suit cause she liked it, not because she's posing for the paparatzi. Who cares if she doesn't look perfect?

I really don't understand what she sees in that guy, tho... Ugh... Shiver....

She can be Jenny from the block again. She will fit right in with the heffers in the South Bronx.

I think she looks better than Kim Kardashian, who looks like RuPaul on a bender.

That said, her husband is one scary dude.

Anyone who's knocking her appearance, saying you should never have kids can go staraight to hell. You're everything that's wrong with society these days.

She looks fucking fantastic, especially for having twins!!

Dumb, shallow, superficial fucks....

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

@94

when you get to the 3rd paragraph and still haven't typed something funny, it's time to stop.

@107: Who says I'm trying to be funny? I hate her guts, and I really do wish they were all over the street.

In case you couldn't get the drift from some of the other posts, lots of people passionately hate that evil bitch.

80% of women have cellulite. Oh well. She looks good, esp since she just had twins.

hahahah she married skeletor

um ok I THINK ITS FAIR TO SAY THAT KIM AND J LO ARE PREETY MUCH THE SAME THING. and jlo looks great for havign TWINS TWINS!!!!! not oen to fuckign babies n this pic kidna old. she has a new one where her abs loook fab! n her ass still fat which is good.
oh and i dunno....if i compare this pic with kim...kim looks beterr...but if i woudl compare kim n jlo body at ther best....wel...jlo body overall..even though kim is better overall in tersm of face boobs n butt..but still jlo shape when she is in good one is great......but beyonce kicks there asses ( but kim kicks all ther faces asses lmfao)

um ok I THINK ITS FAIR TO SAY THAT KIM AND J LO ARE PREETY MUCH THE SAME THING. and jlo looks great for havign TWINS TWINS!!!!! not oen to fuckign babies n this pic kidna old. she has a new one where her abs loook fab! n her ass still fat which is good.
oh and i dunno....if i compare this pic with kim...kim looks beterr...but if i woudl compare kim n jlo body at ther best....wel...jlo body overall..even though kim is better overall in tersm of face boobs n butt..but still jlo shape when she is in good one is great......but beyonce kicks there asses ( but kim kicks all ther faces asses lmfao)

All of you with your unnecessary rude comments. you all must have very low self esteem and miserables lives. Jennifer and Kim are beautiful women with great bodies blessed by God. Mark Anthony is a handsome man and a very loving father and husband. Don't hate because they have talent given by god and know what to do with it. TThe finger you point at the them leaves 3 and a thumb pointing at you. Chill out just be happy for someone for once. It is not for you to judge. It may be human nature to be judgemental but that does not make it right.

Give me a break**** she just had babies and is aging!!!! NORMAL!!! Don't get me wrong I am 47 and look great in a bikini!!! No cellulite no flab better than all them!!! Aging is aging!! As far as pointing her finger????? Big deal have you never pointed yours????? Back off J-LO shes the best!!!

P.S. You gotta be kidding me God has truly blessed this woman with mega talent!! She is a beautiful woman!!! F-OFF!!! NJ Fan

Jennifer Lopez is soo adorable and pretty. I met her at a restaurant while she was dining with her husband, and instead of being snobby when I approached her for an autograph, she even offered to take a picture.

I love her.

and all you people who say she no talent...

you have no brains. I assume you haven't seen Enough, Monster-in- Law, Maid in Manhattan, and my favorite the Wedding Planner.

You people are retarded, but you know what: Keep Hating her you stupid haters cause it's stupid people like you that keep making her famous. IRONIC? Almost as Ironic as the fact that half of you are probably fatter than she is. And, no offense or anything but America has a really high obesity rate, and most American girls don't even know how to wear a bikini properly, I should know I was permanently traumatized in a cruise, and even if the coat doesn't fit you, you know its true.

hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site Mixed ming l e . c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for man on that site!

Anyone else just amazed that Marc Anthony doesn't look like the undead for once?

JLo's ass has taken such a pounding from so many guys. It just looks so beat on. She didn't take care of her moneymaker.