Jul 9 2008Jamie Lynn Spears: Let the baby pimpin' begin!

FIRST!! OMG!

bitch looks like she aged 40 years in 3 mintues

Right on, Superfish. I'm so sick of the media glamourizing teen pregnancy and then wondering why the rates are up.

What's up with her hair?

try motherhood on for four years

Oh, and because this is the superficial: She's fat.

All right ! Everybody into the "how long until the authorites take away her baby " pool.

I've got Labour day, but I've always been an optomist.

Would still hit it...........in about 4 weeks

That babies gonna be "Maddie" all right when she finds out who her aunt is

Wow how can a teenager look so matronly? She looks like she has gray hair and false teeth.

I don't really give a damn... But her hair looks like shit! Eeew, girl is what? 16? She's now been aged to 40. Shitty stylists....

The baby looks exactly like Kevin Federline.

Who on their effing right minds would LOVE ROUTINES???????

And just exactly how does any of this make her less of a whore?

You know it's bad when her crazy older sister looks better and younger.

speaking of pregnancy pacts:

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html

I'd stitch it up...then hit it.

I guess it's sooooooo eassssy when you have a pampered millionaire life. Try being one of the millions of other unwed mothers working two shitty jobs and living in a cramped apartment.

bitch

What a bitch!!! "Perfect pregnancy and perfect delivery"..

Apparently not everybdy has to be induced for three days at the hospital because you're overdue and the kid's gaining like apound a week and when the pitosin finally kicks in the baby's like 9 pounds 3 ounces and you can't sit for a week. Not that it happened to me, I was just sayin'..

Amen number 17

Wow, she does not look like a teen mother...she looks like someone to old to be giving birth!

Yikes. Frist's vadge looks like a baseball mitt because of all the tearing and scarring from when her kid Alien'd out of it. I didn't know. I suspected, sure, but I didn't know.

On being home in Louisiana:
"Around here, everyone has the same gene pool. The gene pool is from family, and that's a good way to live."

On the delivery:
"They'd told me it would come from under a cabbage leaf, boy were they wrong. It came straight out of my hooha."

On life with the new baby:
"We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath with her uncle. Then I get my bath with my uncle. We have a routine, and I love routines and my uncle. I've worked one out with her and him, and we're happy going about our little life."

she looks about 37 years old.
her baby already looks like a yokel.
sigh..

Does This Mean She's Officialy A Milf Now?

#25 she's officially a waste of life. #23 Ha ha ha, I pissed down my legs and everything.

Goddamn it. She's still a teenager, but already I'd have to restrict it to anal because I don't want to see or feel the busted front of her body. If you girls didn't let yourselves go, with the flab flaps and the stretch marks and the general saggy collapse, you wouldn't have to put up with so much anal. But it's the best we can do to still give you some (while pretending we're in a girl who's still hot with a tight body).

@27 Your mother had two cunts. You're one of them.

It is obvious that they are trying to downplay the teen mother angle on their cover shot. A little silver hair coloring, a little photoshop, and now you have a matronly/responsible looking mother.

LOL @ 28. I bet Rick has a nice set of man boobs. And I think this is him!!!!!

What a bunch of filthy gossip magazine whores. Glamorizing teen pregnancy?? Not OK Magazine. I hope this whole "child" thing isn't going to upset her dreams of academic glory at LSU.

she looks OLD !!!!!
ewww

"she gets her LITTLE bath" and "we're happy going about our little LITTLE lives"

Well isn't that all just ITTY BITY and CUTSEY BOOTSEY!!!

VOM!!! Grow up bitch, you have no idea what's about to happen...

Jamie shows us that having children ages you.

Evidence: Gray hair at 18.

#27 - "busted" is 100% correct. They should hand out fliers on the first day of freshman year in college, telling the guys to hit everything in sight because in just few years it's gonna look flabby, saggy, and busted. Thank god we can ditch a bitch and get a newer model whenever we want.

to tp... ur clearly a fucking retard... you dont think she knows whats about to happen. she has it made her sister is loaded and she just ranked in the cash from the magazine your stupid ass is going to buy. you clearly have no idea what is going to happen and maybe you should shut your arrogant mouth. Just because shes a teenage mother doesnt mean her life is over. she clearly has a lot more capasity for success than you.
xoxo

Jamie Lynn got pregnant on purpose, just like the pregnancy pact of stupid bitches. The girls try to get pregnant, but why are the boys stupid enough to knock them up? Because the rotten little cunts are so fat and ugly and fish smelling that they would never get their precious fucking orgasm wearing a condom or pulling out with those trolls. Now the bitches are bragging about being pregnant AND famous..."We're in Time magazine!!!" 17 years from now, the offspring of these tards are going to be in the same class fucking each other, making a 35 year old grandmother pact out of these cunts, carrying on the tradition. WTF is wrong with the world? With the invention of birth control, those intelligent enough to use it are not breeding, thus, only stupid ppl are breeding. Thank you Jamie Lynn, for the inspiration! ps why is her hair gray? Is that suppossed to make her look "mature" FAIL

By the time she's 20, she'll be slashing her wrists, feeling bitterly sorry for being so fond of "little routines"... Sure, babies are great, and when you're a millionaire, everything is sunshine and rainbows, but she's on the trainwreck path, just like her sister... Condom, anyone?

@36 - Apparantly YOU don't have the CAPACITY for success judging by your spelling.

@23 - Now that was some funny shit.

This is such a joke. Trying to make teenage trailer trash into the virgin mary. Spare me! "It was so easy, and our life is SO great!" Yeah right! I give it a few months tops. She really does look old with those hillbilly highlights. She must have been so desperate to cover her black roots that she let someone down in bum-F LOOSiana do it. Horrid.

Because of her Im gonna allow my daughter to have a baby before she hits 16. I think its so awesome.

Geeze-ass...she looks like she's about 40 or 50 years old. Bad picture. Very bad picture.

Stupid little uneducated slut - making having a baby as an educated teenager with zero achievement look cool - she is a nasty whore and slut and should be discouraging other little sluts from having kids cos its damn tough at any age, not saying how fucking cool it is.
I fucking hope you read this Sluttie Lynn Spears.

at 39 youre clearly a dumb ugly bitch... first of all maybe you shouldnt be so preoccupied with the fact that i misspelled CAPACITY and focus more on the fact that you have no clue what a weave is...before you use derogatory terms maybe you should google them to learn what they actually mean. A weave is a strip of hair braided onto already long hair which britney doesnt have, theyre just extensions but dont worry i forgive you its not your fault you cannot afford to know what they are
xoxo

Her old lady hair colour looks awesome!

43, go back to tending your 6 children you started having at the age of 14. Sorry, but no one needs your wisdom here. Not that knowing what a weave is gives you some great knowledge of the world, we've all seen ANTM. So, turn off your 1995 windows computer and go back to the kitchen in your double wide and start cooking up some grits. No one cares about your opinion at the superficial.

its funny how you make me out to be a dumb poor person...
i actually live in forest hill toronto which is the most expensive neightbourhood in canada. you clearly would never set foot there. also im on a new mac and have no children <3

Wow motherhood does turn your hair GRAY!!!

Dear Lord...

@ 27 and 35, and all the arrogant fuck heads that are talking about 'upgrading to newer models' will die alone, because no one loves you. No, no one ever will. You know why? YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED You'd be lucky as fuck to have some old grandma sit on your shriveled tiny ass dick.

Anyways! Yeah They definitely tried to make her look older for this, take out all the sexiness (if she had any left) and gray her hair, girls may think 'dam, she looks bad now' instead of 'omg i wanna pop a baby out my vj!'

Urgh here we go.

Look I don't give a shit that some teenager had a kid, shit happens I mean really I pity her for not having a healthy pace to her life and all that, but I'm not some bible loving looser whose going to be condescending. I mean we all make mistakes, like yesterday I forgot to double bag the garbage and the reminants of taco night night fell all over the floor, Jaimie Lynn forgot to bag her boyfriends love dong and a baby fell out of her taco. See I get people.

What bugs me is that this baby is going to be used like a marketing product and that's revolting, plus it's being raised by a SPEARS. So that picture is the last time you'll ever see that little one looking safe and peaceful.

So I guess Maddie will be having her own kid pretty soon now that she's like born and shit. Ah the white trash gene, it gets worse with every generation and the only way to kill is with an EDUCATION.

Fuck, teen pregnancy is nothing to glorify, but at least she's trying. There are plenty of fucking teen mothers who leave their babies in dumpsters. Give her at least a small eensy, weensy bit of credit. But not too much, she's a 16 year old with a baby....that's wrong.

That's a uuuuugly baby.

That's K-Fed's baby

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Down in Louisiana she needed to be impregnated before she hit 17 otherwise she would've been labeled barren and an old maid.

I think they are trying to age her on purpose so she looks more like a respectable responsible Mother - not some whored up, brokedown, ragged out, spoiled slutty, cock hungry nympho-teenager (which we all know she is).

Teen girls should have more role models like her.

Barbara Mandrell doesn't look that bad but "meh" for her baby.

why do both sisters have such fat necks?!

"our little life"???? you're on the cover of fucking ok magazine and getting paid like a million bucks! shut the fuck up!!!

They've made her look so old. She doesn't look like that in real life. They've frosted her hair or something and put her in middle aged clothing. And for all you "men" calling women "busted" after college, go fuck yourselves. You have such "high standards" for women but truth is, you're just as busted and as fugly as the middle aged hags you talk about. Women should come with "warning fliers'? It's more like the whores that produced you dickwads should come with a warning cause all of you are a good candidate for sterilization.

46, do us a favour and stop telling people you're from Canada. I mean, congrats on being rich and elite and above it all, but I live in Rosedale and still manage not to act like a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity. So kindly shut the fuck up, "princess," and stop treating the people outside of your spoiled little world like garbage.

Congratulations on not having children, though. Let's try to keep it that way, yeah?

She just proved she also has a little mind. Very little.

Hasn't anybody ever heard of ANY of the following???

1. Condoms
2. Birth control pills
3. Diaphragms
4. IUDs
5. Depo-Provera (come ON, Lynn Spears, that should have been a no-brainer)
6. Norplant
7. Some combination of the above??? There are so many OPTIONS. What is wrong with people???

I blame celebrity culture for glorifying babies and our country's lack of sex education. There are so many things to do with your life before you start popping out the kids. These girls need to learn either how to put on a condom or how to keep your legs crossed.

For Christ sakes why are they glamorizing teenage pregnancy? This is fucking crazy. Remember Brittany's righteous attitude after her first child. The same diatribe as Jamie Lyn's. I expect to see that whiney Chris guy from a year ago after reading this record a YouTube video saying "Leave Jamie alone."

#65 Apparently not. I swear, if I see one more goopy syrup-filled baby bump/"miracle baby" celebrity article I will fucking hurl. The media needs to give it a rest - these celebs aren't doing anything the rest of the world doesn't do already, they just do it surrounded by staff, money, nannies and generally less responsibility, so really, what's the big damn deal?
They also all come off as incredibly, gushingly stupid - especially Tori Spelling. If you go off your birth control for a few days and then get knocked up, it's not a "miracle", it's biology, fuckwit.

#67 - AMEN!

She is ugly. She has always been ugly. She has a Hogan-esque chin that makes her look like a man. She has an ugly nose, and looks in general as an ugly version of Britney Spears (and that's saying something if you consider Britney's current condition).

She is a pregnant unmarried teenager. What is there to admire about it?

She is ugly. She has always been ugly. She has a Hogan-esque chin that makes her look like a man. She has an ugly nose, and looks in general as an ugly version of Britney Spears (and that's saying something if you consider Britney's current condition).

She is an ugly pregnant unmarried teenager. What is there to admire about it?

@ 60 - I have frequently wondered that myself. They both have necks like tree trunks.

O.k. 46? Do you have "no Children" or "less than 3"? I know you're from Canada, but could you make up your fucking mind?

Oh Hell, the world needs more strippers from unwed mothers, so all of you need to stop your bitching and rejoice in their pitifully future existence.

She looks like she's 40 and has finally decided to stop dying her hair and let it go gray. UGH.

is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online free i n t

e r r a c i a l dating site i n t e r r a c i a l chatting . c o m , a place for rich men to

seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined

the service.

Are we sure she's not the grandmother?

what the fuck is up with her hair?

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

OMG...all you who are calling her a slut are wrong. she says that she is in a happy relationship and loves her daughter.

i am 16 and i am pregnant, and im in a happy relationship. my mom thinks its a good idea too. She had me when she was young and now im planning on having a big family so we need to start young.

just get a life and stop calling people sluts!

Ok #79, you're not a slut.....

Just incredibly fucking stupid.

"First Juno tried to indie me to death and now this."

Except that Juno was not a teenage mother. She was a pregnant teenager, but she did not choose to keep the kid. She was never a mother.

#79 How neatopeachykeen for you. Be sure to do it without going on welfare, food stamps or any fucking assistance from my tax dollars whatsoever and I'll be happy for you and your baby and your "happy relationship".
But the minute you do, you stop being merely genetically shortsighted and become just another fucking (literally) idiot slut.

who did her makeup? A mortician?

#79 you're a slut and your mom is stupid. and you're the one happy in your relationship, not your boyfriend.

holy shit
back to dark ages !!! damn ! i love america

And yet the thing that caught my eye about the magazine cover was that OK!'s selling point is that it's "50 cents less than People!"

at 72... are you fucking stupid. <3 is a heart you dumb dumb dumb bitch.

you people are just getting obnoxiously mean. who are you to judge 79. what makes one person happy doesnt necessarily make everyone happy. im sure that you werent little innocent virgins when you were 16 but you were "lucky" not to get pregnant. just because you used birth control or condoms doesnt mean that there was no risk, any smart person knows that. i think that people should learn from teenagers like jamie lynne and 79 because a lot of people would take the easy way out of the situation and just have an abortion. im not promoting teenage sex or teen pregnancies but you have to have respect for the people taking responsibility for their actions. no matter how "stupid" they were to get themselves into the situation in the first place. just because you have a child at 16 doesnt mean that you have no future or less of a future than others, it just means that you have to work a little bit harder which can benefit you even more in the long run. I agree with 85... give me a break people were living in the 20th century, it isnt uncommon for this to be happening youre all just being arrogant.
<3 (which again to all the dumbasses like 72 is a heart)

you people are just getting obnoxiously mean. who are you to judge 79. what makes one person happy doesnt necessarily make everyone happy. im sure that you werent little innocent virgins when you were 16 but you were "lucky" not to get pregnant. just because you used birth control or condoms doesnt mean that there was no risk, any smart person knows that. i think that people should learn from teenagers like jamie lynne and 79 because a lot of people would take the easy way out of the situation and just have an abortion. im not promoting teenage sex or teen pregnancies but you have to have respect for the people taking responsibility for their actions. no matter how "stupid" they were to get themselves into the situation in the first place. just because you have a child at 16 doesnt mean that you have no future or less of a future than others, it just means that you have to work a little bit harder which can benefit you even more in the long run. I agree with 85... give me a break people were living in the 20th century, it isnt uncommon for this to be happening youre all just being arrogant.
<3 (which again to all the dumbasses like 72 is a heart)

cmon people, its not like shes bullshitting either, shell stick the kid with a nanny for the next 12 years like all good celebrities do and then find out their kids hate and resent them for being assholes.

#89 If little 16 year old twatwaffles like 79 that are gleefully 'planning to have a big family so they're starting soon' aren't begging to be judged I don't know who the fuck is. Doesn't sound like she's gonna be working a little harder at anything except getting knocked up again soon and practicing saying "You want fries with that?"

Strangely enough, I happen to think it might be a good idea to be able to support yourself and wipe your own ass before you start producing a child that's completely dependent on you, but I guess that just makes me an arrogant obnoxious meany, huh? And I have news for you, princess - having a baby doesn't mean you're :taking responsibility for your actions" - the responsibility comes after that for THE NEXT EIGHTEEN YEARS - which is a concept no 16 year old kid is really equipped to grasp.

These are the sort of clueless fucktards that are influenced by Jamie Lynn's squicky Adventures in Babymaking . If you seriously think she and The Knocked Up Club in Gloucester are gonna work hard to go on to bigger and better things you'd better stick to blogging little hearts in Canada, because you are one fucking delusional fool. Talk about being a dumbass - work hard to see if your Forest Hill money will buy you a clue or three because it sure isn't doing you any good so far.

What do you call a dead baby in a pool????
BOB

What do you call a dead baby on the wall????
Art

What do you call a dead baby at a baseball game???
Second Base....

I think Jamie Lynn and Larry Birkhead are about to have a baby-pimp-off. Both of them have to make money somehow and they sure as hell aren't going to work for it. Something has to settle the question of "who exploits SMALL CHILDREN the most in Hollywood?" Absolute Absurdity.

at 91... read what i actually said before making your dumb ass ignorant comments. i am not promoting teen pregnancy but what i am saying is that you shouldnt bash other peoples decisions because you dont agree with them. if anyhthing you should be more sympathetic to the fact because it could have been you. i hate when dumb bitches like you make it seem like you didn tmake the same mistakes... you did you were just lucky enough to not have to deal with the consequences. she didnt have an abortion and that is what i think people should look up to not the fact that she got pregnant. our society has come to the point that we are so judging of other people that an abortion seems like the better option because no one will find out that we arent perfect. well, if killing an innocent baby will make you feel better than a young girl learning to deal with the responsibility of a child your actually just a dumb ignorant fuck.

#94 "dumb bitches like you make it seem like you didn tmake the same mistakes... you did you were just lucky enough to not have to deal with the consequences."
' 'she didnt have an abortion and that is what i think people should look up to not the fact that she got pregnant '

Christ on a crutch, if that's your idea of what passes for logic, I pity Canada, I really do. It used to be a nice country, before it had you as its cross to bear. Pregnancy IS the issue, you ignorant dribbling fuckwit. No one's talking about abortion except you, and sorry, no, the fact that she's not having an abortion doesn't buy her a pass, nor is it cause for throwing her a fucking parade The issue is 'pregnant teen' and her lamebrain mother thinking having a kid at 16 is a great idea, that it's 'a good idea' to PLAN to get started early.
It isn't.
And if you can't keep up and stick to the fucking point please do us all a favor and shut your fucking ignorant moronic cake hole.

P.S. Typing "your a dumb ignorant fuck" and then misspelling "your" is what's known as "irony". Ask someone to explain it to you - they may have to use words of more than one syllable and visual aids, but do keep trying to follow.

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

Seriously, this baby-pimping trend a la Larry Birkhead et al has reached a new low.

I think both mommy and baby are beautiful. Why do so many people hate life when there is so much bloodshed and death in this world?

I dont' see why not to pimp her baby. I mean she's hardly going to be doing much else paying work now. And celebrity was her work. This is what she does for her living. And who would not want to talk about such an important thing as having firstborn. You might see a stupid girl who got pregnant too early. But now she is also a mother to this child. I Don't think that child sees her existens as one big mistake.

And think about how easy it would have been to get rid of this child. But instead she kept it. She kept it even thouh some moralkeepers will be lecturing about her being hore and stupid for a long long time. That demans some guts.

I'm not saying that all the teenagers should go and have a baby. But does having a baby this young give you peope right to call her with all kind of names.

#99 "existens" "thouh" "hore" demans" "peope" "And celebrity was her work. This is what she does for her living."

"And think about how easy it would have been to get rid of this child" Hey, dipshit, her mom said she was just itching to raise the kid for her, and she got her boyfriend to marry her because of it, so don't try to turn her into a beacon of rectitude. But thanks for standing up for all the stupid 16 year olds out there, your contributions above are just classic.

Geez, her hair turned gray overnight.

On being home in Louisiana:
"Around here, everyone has the same focus. The focus is fornicating with ass clowns at church and getting knocked up, and that's a good way to live."

Gotta give some props though for her accepting consequences, probably dozens of others just flush the baby and we never know about it.

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What everyone doesnt get is that this chick has more money than most people would make in a million years. who cares if she has a kid, hopefully she will spend all her money on the kid and not on tacobell and ther world will be a better place.

NO one without money should have kids. they cost way too much,which is why she is spilling her guts to this magazine and flocking her kid everwhere. the kid is set for life

It's funny how she says "getting up in the morning" and doesn't mention the whole "getting up 4 times a night" thing. Must be nice to hire poor, immigrant women to look after your kid for you

it's amazing that so many ugly,sick-minded losers
are jealous of beautiful Jamie Lynn who is among the
most gorgeous women in the entire world.

I find it amazing how this magazine promotes teenage pregnancy. Look at her just because she's on a Nickolodeon show which is for kids. Lets pay her 1 million dollars to share her story. But oh wait! According to her mother. She couldn't believe she got pregnant because why??? "She was home on time from her curfew" well how long does it take for a teenager to have sex?? 3 min max I would guess. I speak from experience, but I didn't glamorize my situation, I went to school, worked full time paid a sitter and came home to my baby. But nobody wanted to pay me a million dollars to hear my story. I guess you have to be a stupid 16 yr old that thinks she's famous. Remember she's only famous because of her sister Britney. And look how that turned out. Maybe they should have talked to her about the birds and the bees. This guy isn't stupid. He knew who she was & what she was worth. And now I bet he's looking for his cut in profit for the baby pix. And now that she can't work on a children show she has to go from magazine 2 magazine to get paid. How sad!! Get a job, get a life. Just because he got her pregnant. Doesn't mean she has to marry the dude. This is the year 2008 things change.