Jul 22 2008James Blunt and Gary Dourdan party on a boat with topless chicks

YAY FIRST!

2nd beyottttches!!!!

I wish I had implants and daddy issues. This could be MY life.

I bet there's a lot of semen on that boat,

Yeah, and the blond woman`s tits are no fakes, at all, bro. You can see the scars from a distance of 50 meters.

Fugs McKenzie but nice rack.

I'd like to lodge an official complaint.

I did not see "topless chicks." I saw A topless chick. Singular.

Gross, gross, gross. The topless one is a bit of a butterface, and then in the photo where the life saver finally blocks her face, the fakeness of her breasts is suddenly ridiculously visible. Unfair, life.

Those are some nasty implants! I don't like her little dark nipples either, but that dark-skinned woman sure does! Not much to see her except a boat full of people who think they are way sexier than they are and are probably planning some cocaine-enhanced orgies later on. Boring. That Polish model James was with is way hotter than these B-grade tramps with mold-filled plastic boobs. I bet the blond can't even feel someone sucking on her nipples anymore thanks to her "funbags". She doesn't look like she even realizes that chick is sucking on her gross little nipple. Nasty all around. Thanks Superfish. Thanks a lot.

Nah - I'd much rather be at work in my windowless office. Nakes women and boats are for poofs.

Nah - I'd much rather be at work in my windowless office. Naked women and boats are for poofs.

those are the worst looking fake boobs I've ever seen. Look at the shot through the life preserver, the nipples aren't even pointing in the same direction.

Shitty implants but overall it was kinda hot, and then I noticed the mud people. Ugh. And while you're on vacation, no less.

Pic of boob job with life preserver blocking her face...The dark girl in the white bikini is smuggling a penis in her bikini bottom

"a boat full of people who think they are way sexier than they are"

Lock the thread, game over, #9 wins.

I thought he was a homo? huh.....

But the suckling one chick is almost hot....

Suckle.

.

What a true bunch of "posers"

How was Gary Dourdan Identified? by the color of his footpads?

Can we get the "doctor fish" from Geekologie to eat the dead implants off of that one chick's chest?

Fish!! What the fuck are you doing having loud rap music in your ads that say the word FUCK!

Oh, more skanks.

Looks like CSI guy and that loser who used to date the hawt model are now running with cheap call girls. Wonder how much they paid them for the thrill show? Some blow and a Benjamin I am sure.

Just plain pathetic.

By the way, which paps got assigned that gig? What a loser.

There is like four or five guys and only two hookers..........Is Blunt broke or are three of them homos?

whos the fat guy trying to climb on the boat?

@ #3... awesome. funniest thing i've read in a while!

Ewww...butterface, Obviously fake tits (crude boob job), and Cankles!!!!!!!

God what totally gross fake breasts, I would be embarrassed to show them off, they could not look any worse than if she wore an apron with tits on them. Ridiculous!!

Ewww..Butterface, Cankles, and an Obviously fake boob job.

The one in white don't look bad though...

@3

Truer words have never been written.

funny how the only part of the boat's name that is visible says "HO"

funny how the only part of the boat's name that is visible says "HO"

im noticing less and less comments on thie site! whats going on?
i love the funny comments and stuff but whats up this week

im noticing less and less comments on thie site! whats going on?
i love the funny comments and stuff but whats up this week

I just rememberd I forgot to get milk on the way home from work.

James Blunt - Your Cankles are Beautiful

And liquor.

The chicks are as fugly as fugly gets.

On my worst day I wouldnt be seen with girls like this. Way to use that celebrity to get good looking girls James. Pathetic. Funny thing is theyre probably prostitutes.

That's not a bad boob job, that's from the bikini. Look at the last picture, the lines run around to her back. So either it's her bikini, or a boob job that went _really_ wrong.

Someone buy that fat guy in the water a bigger pair of trunks O.o!

the pics on this site never link to the real pics anymore....they still have those pink star photoshopped pasties on!! WTF??

I think that if they all have the money to buy whores, let'em.

Canada rules!!

ksomer@ntl.sympatico.ca

The fake boobs remind me of this horrible webcam I saw on paltalk once - midget transvestite with falsies two shades lighter then "his" skin - shudder, scarred for life.

I like how the part of the boats name that shows is "HO"

what's bizarre is all the picture taking.. i mean. they're topless. WOOOOO!!!! gotta commemorate this moment!! take pics and put 'em up on my myspace page because i AM SO COOL AND NEAR TOPLESS WOMEN!

lol @ the chunky square headed guy that none of the girls want to be near

It's fun to see the losers here make fun of rich people on vacation partying with naked chicks on a boat in Spain. Yeah, I bet the people in the pictures feel really sorry now!

One of my friends is a BH plastic surgeon, one of the best. I sent him the link. He told me her boobs look so bad b/c: "She has bilateral capsules which should be released. It is not a difficult surgery and she will be much happier. The implants are not too large, however, the capsule makes them look unnatural." I asked him if that is why the outlines of the implants show and why the nipples point in different directions. He replied, "Yes, all due to the scar tissue capsule contractions."

Life must be good for those guys.

I love the guy in the "kangaroo suit" dry humping the back of the boat. Thumbs up, Dude!

#13 veggi, what is a mud person? Is that suppose to be racially?

hahah,so hot more information on the site \\\\ NYwealthyMatch . c o m

hahah,so hot more information on the site \\\\ NYwealthyMatch . c o m

I cracked up at the "HO" thing too. So appropriate.

#41, easy there, tiger. The first time you click, it brings up another picture with the stars. If you click that picture again, it will bring up the NSFW one. And on another note, if you get that fired up about not seeing some gross fake boobs on some skank, you probably need to get out more.

#51 A mud person is that sea monster that is crawling on the back of the boat

Regardless of all the comments, they sure look like they are having fun...probably more than most of us are having in our lives...sheesh.

who said the one in white looks good...?!?! how about in pic nine where she's digging in her ass???

this post is just all sorts of wrong.

There is something black creeping out of the red bikini in the last pic. Maybe a tattoo or scabies.

OK what da fuck, how is it that James "ugly as nutts and can't even sing" Blunt gets to do this shit?

Oh yeah, dumb chicks with fake tits love it when a whiny pussy sings gay ass songs about self esteem, as if he was trying to do anything other than stick his three inch dick in her pipe.

Thanks 59,

I was thinking to myself who the hell is he what kind of music does he sing and with that description i remembered.

The sad thing is she's so proud of those messed up fake tits!

Fuck, and check out that acne/eczema/yeast infection on Blunt's back in the last photo.

HOLY SHIT I thought I saw Uma Thurman on pic #8. Maybe I have to stop sniffing glue. Or not.

#59 - what are you saying? That dorks can't pay the money to hire out a boat and a couple of grade C skanks and act like a bunch of a-holes? Cuz that is exactly what happened here. Anyone could get the same for about $1500.00 or so. Trash with cash is all!

I can't believe the girl is showing off her ugly tits. One is lower than the other, the nipples are pointing in different directions and you can totally see the outline of the implants. I would go on but #9 says it all.

blegh....those are some ugly ass fake tities.

You guys are ridiculous. If a girl doesn't have implants it's Hey where the hell are her boobs? So then she gets them and it is like Ew her implants are gross. None of you fags probably ever get laid anyway.

Naked chicks who are wet and flailing around on a boat. Sounds like most any weekend here. Only my babes don't have cheap implants. And are not naked. Or on a boat. But they do flail, yes they do.

PS: Why do implant bitches always remove their tops Da Man wants natural tits!

Most of all, I like how Gary Dourdan sleeps through it, having become immune to sluts and their shenanigans. Fake lesbians=boorrrrinnng.

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

yeah, i work stacking shelves in a supermarket.

Nice boat.

I love hookers..

and tits are tits, no analysis needed

I saw James Blunt on Top Gear and he seemed like a genuinely cool guy. I say "big up" to him and his hot-naked-ladies-on-a-boat party.

THE GIRLS KNOW WHAT A MAN WANTS?

The topless one looks like the 'woman' that supposedly fucked David Beckham. Rebecca something?

A lot of homos on this board. I'd rather be on that boat with those ladies. I need to buy a boat :(

I like the look on blunts face in the main pic. The obligatory open mouth of surprise. Like he didn’t know he was in the photo.

OOOOPPPSSSSS BEWBS!!!! WHO KNEW! is what he is conveying.

p.s. Nice pooch Blunt, or should I say Chubbs McCubovitch aka Gutty Von Gutsterson

Whoo hoo! Party time!

Nothing like trying to kick a coke habit while youre on a yacht with sluts in Spain. Piece of cake!

I didn't know soup bowls inserted under the skin were on the forefront of tits jobs lately. Fuck, Ive got at least 9 of those fuckers at home. Better tell the old lady to pick up some aspirin today.

I couldn't remember who Gary Douchebag was, so I looked at the embiggened pictures (and also so I could see some boobage of course). Imagine my surprise when anger over-rode my desire to look at wet, naked breasts after recognizing the CSI Knobcheese. How is it possible that one smug looking asshole can make me want to gouge out my own eyes?

we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site W e a l t h y L o v e s c om? Is this news true or not? who knows...

I just love how she is bending over the word HO.....LOL

you would think Blunt could afford better looking whores than that;cripes. And look at that fat, moley-moley guy tipping the boat as he tries to climb on board. Blunt himself ain't so attractive...hell, its just a boatload full o' uglies! All that being said, they look like they're having a great time... and therefore I am jealous. Weenies

You're beautiful (repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat...blah...blah)

Eh, no.

gross i wouldnt be topless with screwed up boobs like that ugly bitch

The topless chick seems overly impressed by her tits.... One can assume, judging by these photos, that she's an obnoxious gold digging pain in the ass.

"Look at me, look at me!!!!!!!"

ok guys, u can't rent it too.
it 's a nice and cheap boat: bitches not included.
http://www.ibizanonsense-charter.com/www.ibizanonsense-charter.com/32_Sessa.html

"There is like four or five guys and only two hookers..........Is Blunt broke or are three of them homos?"

it's a close race between 9 and 23

blahahahahaaa

isn't this the jackass that fills the airwaves with crappy lovesongs?

moron.

I can't see the naked chick because I'm at work, but people say that she's ugly and has fake tits? Fuck, that ruins everything. I hate implants!

what's the point in spending 40 Gees on fake titties if you can't tell they're fake ?
you go nasty blonde who has had blunts dopey penis inside of you!

The picture of the brunette sucking on the blonde girls nipples is sort of hot...yet...the blonde chick herself is not hot. Look at those scars! For those tiny boobies too..you think a chick partying with James Blunt could afford a decent sized set (with less scars)

People, those are not scars from a boob job! It's the imprint from her bikini top! That being said, she is still fugly as hell.

In the first picture, the name of the boat is partially obscured so all that is readable is "ho".

damn...when i was in spain as a poor spanish student i had better lookin' hos than that.
these guys need to drive that boat back to the beach and make a swap. plus, it's really disappointing to have our heroes and celebrities struggling to bat .500 when it comes to girl/guy ratio

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

i think the ship's lettering pretty much describes the chicks that these guys hang-out with. GET IT?

That Blond Chick Look Like Uma Truman :d

He only forgot to invite met....

#100!

super ton site lache pas

quand vous etes riche vous pouvez tout faire

#59---i think that was a typo. instead of "Oh yeah, dumb chicks with fake tits love it when a whiny pussy sings gay ass songs about self esteem, as if he was trying to do anything other than stick his three inch dick in her pipe," you meant to type "Oh, yeah, money."

careful with those keys.

"....NOT beautifullllllll, NOT bueautiful at allllllllll....."

I'd feel like cutting things when I hear his damn songs