Jul 25 2008Heidi & Spencer pretend to shop for $12 mil house, bribe realtor to go along with it

Seriously, how come anyone out there in La La Land hasn't beaten the holy hell out of Spencer yet?

lol. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at **:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::** that is a celebrity da ting sit e for wealt hy or sexy singles. She is really hot with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate it is after seening it!

please someone kill these fucking arsehats

Heidi has fat arms. Gross.

look up "trying too hard" in the dictionary...

These two could be my neighbor any time. I would fuck her like I did my other neighbor when her metro-sexual husband was out of town.

Then my gay brother could ass pound spencer. It is a win-win situation all around.

These are the two biggest fucktards I've ever seen...stop reporting on them so they'll go away PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like this for Spencer in pic 2.....

....Takin' care of business every day
....Takin' care of business every way
....I've been takin' care of business, it's all mine!
....Takin' care of business and working overtime
....Work out!

What a couple of fucking douchebags! I have never seen someone try so hard and fail at appearing "natural". In every one of these staged photo shoots, Heidi has a stupid, open-mouth look on her face as she pretends to be interested in whatever the fuck they are doing. Even the fucking real estate agent is an actor. FUCK!

they can afford a 12 million dollar house, but they can't afford a $10 car wash on that dirty ass BMW they are driving :)

Jeff Goldblum is a real estate agent?

huh....

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FYI Heidi, you should never open your mouth like that if you haven't realize your chin is as big as Rumor Willis and whats with the outfit??!! I suggest you take the money you spent on those Hermes handbags and get someone to sculpt your chin huh.

Oh and the bird shit in the second photo is a nice touch....

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If only that big-ass piece of luggage she carries around could be the cause of their accidental death,,.. if only. I would settle for changing the lyrics to Somewhere Over the Rainbow Spencer and Heidi Die.

Why d'ya say they hav no moneyz? IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK ISN'T IT? ISN'T IT?

Fuck me doesn't her moronic default 'open-mouthed' pose make you want to smash her face in?

Noooooooooooooooo! Please don't move to Malibu! Please don't move to Malibu! It better not be Malibu...

Take us out this Friday with some bikini pics Fish! I forgot to jerk off this morning.

Good friend just dumped his girlfriend last night, OH YEAH, time to partay!

@13 havoc,

"Oh and the bird shit in the second photo is a nice touch...."

oh jeez, I thought that was Spencer splooging at the thought of the publicity he'd be getting. my bad.

does this bitch ever close her fucking mouth?

All I feel is pure white-hot hate towards these two.

I wonder what it is like to spend your whole life posing.

Please stop reporting on these two. Please. I can't remember ever hating two Z-list celebrities more. I want them both to get polio.

I guess the fuckwads get the last laughs on us all. More you hate them, just makes them more rich.

I'd like to take a pick axe to both of these 2.

That bird shit is a hoot! Strategically placed! I can't believe they actually allowed that pic to be published. Someone in their publicity department wasn't paying attention.

What a bunch of retarted, ass-hat, fools.

Please throw her over the balcony, please please PLEASE!!!!!

In the history of useless celebs, there has never been 2 more unworthy retards. Why any paparazzi or celeb shit rag gives a hoot about these 2 fuckers is beyond me. Why won't some crazed meth addict take them out? Is that too much to ask?

Dear Superfish Writer,

If you really despised them as much as we all do, then you would stop posting on them EVERY F***ING DAY. Admit it, you're obsessed with them. On behalf of all the readers, please stop reporting on plastic tits and pube face.

Heidi needs a STYLIST ASAP!!!

Boycott - last comment for these morons - fish will stop when the comments number (0) - as it is currently the love to hate demand for these asswipes make their posts big page view numbers. Let it go people - vote with your ability to ignore.

what the fuck is wrong with these people? and what the fuck is wrong with you superficial person for wasting time on these 2 dicks?

In Pic #2, Heidi totally reminds me of Kate from Titanic. "I'm flying Jack, I'm flying!" And Spencer just looks like a raging toolbox, trying to look like he's some big-wig professional, closing deals, making it happen, living the dream. Except that one day he's going to realize that everyone in America makes fun of his feeble attempts at looking important, and hates him and his stupid vacant Barbie doll girlfriend. And thanks to everyone who pointed out the massive bird shit in their "glamour" shot, that is too funny. Even birds hate these assclowns.

they are so stupid

they are so stupid

I would love to show her my bedroom... she might be fake as hell, but I would bang that like a coconut.

they probably already had that freaking money. spencer - are you kidding me? that fat tool hasn't worked a day in his life. he comes from money...that's why he's such a fat tool. i like how they pretend that they actually *made* the money...maybe from the success of that putrid single that heidi put out last year, the video for which spencer shot with his little camcorder?

Hey, I clicked on an ad! Ka-ching!
I lurvs da indernetsch

Well nobody wants to take real paparazzi shots of them so why not stage them and make them look reeaaallll fake. Seriously what realtor would fall for this shit. He probably always wanted to have candids taken of himself or is a wannabe actor who thought this was a nice gig! Why can't they just vanish?

Oh please, oh please, let them go to Iraq on that "morale" mission. This situation needs Marines with live ammo.

Lucy #4. You're a highschool kid right? Call these idiots anything you like, but fat? NO. Fat arms on Heidi? That's just brainless. Go look in the mirror and hold your arms against your body, even Nicole Richie's or Angelina's spear fishing arms squish when held against their torso.
Heidi just hasn't perfected the arm pose yet, when in pictures always hold your arms out never ever rest them against your body, wether you are male or female it's unflattering, it ruins the appearance of muscle tone and makes a very slim arm look flabby. Give her a few days and you'll never see her in this pose again.

Back to the mirror Heidi, you have to work on looking candid and unflabby a little harder. While your at it please smash you're head into the mirror. But I guess you alreadt do that everytime "hey look I have a twin" SMASH.

You know I would love to see Heidi leave Spencer for a dude like this real estate man, she wants someone rich you can tell, someone who dresses like a man not a boy, someone slimy but more maturish; a Fiorelli if you will. In the last pic it looks like she with mr. real estate and they are greeting some sweaty highschool kid or some shit.

Heidi is horrible and nasty, but if Spencer thinks he will hold on to his bitch he's got another thing coming. I mean the song golddigger starts playing when she opens her legs, so that should tell him something and NO she didn't get an ipod stuck up there assface, it's god's way of warning you tool.

these people dont deserve to be rich. i wish everything was taken away from them so they could stop living in a fucking bubble and realize how pathetic their lives really are. and im sorry but theyre both unnattractive people... sure if u put enough money into it you can kindof mask it... but imagine waking up to those faces first thing in the morning without any of the makeup & clothes... gross.

People stfu about superfish posting these asstards, you know you like hating them and making fun of them. It makes you feel better about your life to see these disgusting loosers. We need the George Bushes of the world, we need the assclowns, they are a necessary part of life, didn't your moms explain this shit to you when you watched the lion king. It's the circle of life to trash the loosers, I mean what the fuck do you think this website is all about. NONE of the people on here are deserving of the fame and attention they get, NO ONE in Hollywood is either and that's why we trash them. Accept it, Spiedi is part of the celebretard clan. Let the haiting go on.

YES! YES! I bet these self-deluded assholes actually think whatever money they are making from being MTV's village idiots of the year will last forever and are buying their way into a financial nightmare (that they so fucking deserve) that eventually will put them in trailer park they belong.

Damn... her fuckin chin is freakishly ginormous!

Her long donkey face is creepy. She's going to look like Camilla Parker-Bowles when she's older.

Seriously though, these two are walking empty shells of people. There is no integrity, nothing of substance inside.

[Disclaimer: I go to abovetopsecret.com waaay too much.]

Anyone else see this photoshoot as a desperate attempt by the powers that be (who created these two fucktards with trauma-based mind control) to delay the implosion of the economy with a bit of house-buying propaganda?

Or maybe they're just two fucktards.

Why? Just answer me that... why do you continuously post pictures and stories about these two? Are you being paid off?

You're a bigger loser then the two of these ass clowns combined.

I'm with shiek. 12 million dollar pad. Dirty ass BMW? But then again, we all heard the story about Sir Spencer's $700+ bar tab and only tipped the waitress $16, right?

Eventhough i think hes a douchebag and shes retarded for sticking w him. I LOVE her clothes, hair and LV handbags lately. She could use a tan but otherwise looks amazing!

I think that someone who has enough money to spare should put a prize on Captain Chin’s boyfriend’s head. You can always look at it as charity and even get a tax brake. Note to superficial writer: Not bad for an amateur, an? I can write some your post for you…***********:)

her...mouth...is...always...OPEN.

I bet Spencer (what kind of gay fucking name is that anyway?) likes a nice Cleveland Steamer from time to time.

PLEASE tell me when they're ready to "pull the trigger" - I'll bring my Remington sawed-off. Hey, I like to be helpful.

These are the role-models of people why AMARICA is going down.
People like to buy things with loans so beyond their powers!!
THINK BIG but act small.(especially in the beginning.)
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!

Damn, they cast shadows. There goes THAT theory...

#3 You beat me to it.
Please someone, put all of us out of our misery and run them over with your Hummer. It would take a Hummer, or a Sherman Tank to get over that mountain Heidi has as a chin.

And isn't she wearing the exact same outfit in these photos as a couple of posts ago? If you can afford a $12M house, you shouldn't be caught dead in your staged photo ops in the same outfit. Or posing in front of a dirty car.

"It would take a Hummer, or a Sherman Tank to get over that mountain Heidi has as a chin." BAH!!! it's like she swallowed a cinder block or something.

I've gone through more douchbag detectors that have overloaded and blown up from reading these posts than you can ever imagine. Those aren't cheap either!

They can't even afford to wash their BMW!

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fakee
hhahahahhaha

Who's a bigger fool? The fool or the fool that follows him? (hint: it's Fish)

@28 - "plastic tits and pube face" made me laugh out loud. nice work.

What's next? public sex?

There's no ritual powerful enough to exorcise the douchiness that now oozes from the walls of that place.

These two are such idiots!

WHAT A MUTHA FUCKING JAW!
WHAT A MUTHA FUCKING JAW!
WHAT A MUTHA FUCKING JAW!
WHAT A MUTHA FUCKING JAW!
WHAT A MUTHA FUCKING JAW!

This chick can pinch her own nipples with that damn chin!

And yet, in defiance of logic you idiots keep writing about them. I suspect that Spencer's plan is working.

1. Create illusion of reality in a scripted show. Check.
2. Take one vapid blonde with reasonably nice body, add extra boobage. Check. (Note to self: Increase budget for bikinis.)
3. Subject media to constant onslaught of staged photo-ops intended to make self and blonde look like America's hottest yuppie couple. Check.
4. Sit back and wait for TMZ, Superficial, Us, People, etc to beat a path to my door. In progress.
5. Before blonde starts to get old and nasty, contact Hef about a Playboy spread. Backup plan: Penthouse. (TBD)
6. Before blonde starts to get really old and nasty, contact Insane Cock Brothas about a different kind of spread. (TBD)

Any one can "afford" a $15 million dollar house. Just ask Ed McMahon.

so they can afford a 12 million dollar house, but he can't afford to get her a real engagement ring.

full of shit.

Is it wrong to hate these two soooo much? And that Hermes Bag, even *I* can tell it's a knock-off. That snotty Hermes company, even THEY are too smart to let Rin Chin Chin carry one of their bags for "publicity". Unless they want BAD publicity and want to make NO ONE spend those idiotic prices ever again on their OVERPRICED CRAP.
Back on the hating subject. Paid off in "forced smiles and chin wax" made me laugh WAY TOO HARD. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Those two have no genitals OR souls.
So let's all kill them, mmmkkkk? We should. Really.

Je ne care pas.

Is everyone in California a douche?

I went to high school with Sandro. He is a friend of Spencer's. This is totally fake.

Not only is the bird shit a nice tough, but the glass is filthy, way to be $12 million house. It astounds me that these to abominations of god actually have a "think tank" to perpetuate them.

I wish they will one day take a wrong turn coming back from a night out and get lost in South Central. I hear those Crips have an interesting way of MapQuesting directions by carving them in your torso.

I drive a more expensive car than these "millionaires" and my car is clean...

Yeah, idiots continue to take pictures of them...and idiots continue to POST pictures of them. Idiots like you! Are you really that desperate for content? Maybe if dumbasses like yourself stopped posting pics of these idiots, people would stop caring about them.

I can't wait till the IRS starts looking at them.

Why can't Al-Queda target these tards?

Oh shut up ALEX. It's FUN to hate these guys. Like anyone would really risk life in prison, or even ninety days of parole, (which totally could be the sentence) for killing these two.
'EEES A JOKE.......just taking a break, pissing yourself off in a funny way for a minute or two when we see these clowns, then, back to living a lovely life, being glad you haven't sold your soul to the Dark Lord like these two. All in good hating/fun!

Dear Jesus God, it's the End of Days and these two are the First Sign.

why the fuck is heidi's purse hanging over the railing in picture 2?

What's that Heidi? You want an interest only $12,000,000 loan? I don't see that being a problem for anyone. Let's call Countrywide!

Superfish, you're a fucking douchebag for posting more lamer posed pics of these two douchebags.

DIAF then go to hell and burn some more.

WHY are they still famous?!

#11 lmfao. thats funny. ok, these 2 people annoy the fucking shit outta me. they are soooooooooooooo fuckin fake, its beyond aggravating. those 2 deserve each other

yea, who hangs a 4-10 thousand! dollar bag over the rail like that, against the DIRTIEST glass ever. I wouldn't let a white 100 dollar bag touch that...so makes me wonder if it's fake.

Why does she always have this empty glare in her eyes , much like Audrina does.

They are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid and whats worse they tell the WORLD we are the best we are the best...if you were then how come NO ONE is hiring you to do ANYTHING?
They are in an alter universe ...when they finally realize they can't afford stuff they will be knocked to reality

Please don't buy any more of these pictures. Please.

Makes me want to put my balls ... on her chin.

Then Spence can have my sloppy seconds...

Even Miley Cyrus, the biggest star with no talent, has more talent than these two in her pinky fingers. Paris Hilton could fit both of these two up her ass hole.

Again...let's re-cap.

Hate is the new adoration. This site works for, or is 'funded' by, MTV and like ilk.

The more comments the better. It's the way they track it. Stop posting and these creatures will go away. It's just that simple.

I wish I were 6 months away from affording a $12 million house...... I'm 6 months away from affording a $200,000 house, if even. Heh.

please can the superficial please stop posting about them, stop posting and their "famous" status will start to fall. make a stand everyone hates them, no one can stand them. please make it all go away

Do these two morons ever quit "posing" for the camera? File under PUKE.

She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.

#93
Difference--> You are actually buying your house. These fark-wads, at least from the photo of Montag's mouth wide open, are just huffing the dust off the "for sale" sign.

It is incredible !Her pictures were found on*** M i l l i o n a i r e4me.com***It is said her hot pictures were displayed due to buying new house.

What do they even do?

Do they think that people fall for this crap?

Please don't tell me this vapid bore actually owns a Kelly bag... that's a disgrace to Hermes.

Ew you lookin chunky there AND your shoes don't match bitch!!

Ew you lookin chunky there AND your shoes don't match bitch!!

I don't think Heidi can afford that house with her earnings from Sbe. Cause we all know that Spencer don't work for SHIT!! LMAO!!!!!

I don't think Heidi can afford that house with her earnings from Sbe. Cause we all know that Spencer don't work for SHIT!! LMAO!!!!!

Testing Testing

Why does Heidi always have that dumbass open mouth smile. Is she waiting to give Spencer's tiny dick a bj. These 2 have finally wasted their 15 minutes. There interview on Larry King showed nothing but hatred from twitter. How are they not embaressed to be seen in public. I'm embaressed just looking at them.