Jul 16 2008Hayden Panettiere's new music video may have broken my crush, wait, are those panties?! Ignore everything I just said.

First!

Music video? Is every asshat out there a singer now?

Since when do they let midgets sing?

Oh, #1 - seriously, get a life.

#2 - yes, every asshat (great word by the way) thinks they can sing. I'm sure she'll put out a duet album with Heidi Montag next.

great floppy pancake boobs.

I hope she does a duet with Hiro Nakamura!

"I think I'm gonna have to cheat, to finally get your eyes on me? Gonna have to make you jealous..."

My girlfriend is never hearing this song. This is an evil, evil song. Why did Hayden have to end up like another diva bitch?

She looks like her ginormous forheaded father in drag

Wow, she's very pretty. Her nose is kinda weird though. Never heard any of her songs.

Look at that big tacky ring on her finger. That thing could choke a horse

Ok, just wasted 3 1/2 minutes to watch the shitty video (time in my life I'll never get back) and what this bitch makes Heidi Montag sound like Whitney Houston. STUPID STUPID song!

she's wearing panties? she's too old to land a disney contract, even if she is only 4' tall.

I HIGHLY doubt she ever has to try to get someones attention. she could probably get just about anyone to date her. ad why would she write this song if shes engaged? nevermind. the idea of her writing a song is ridiculous

She looks like a stripper who was put in the dryer at high heat for way too long.

wow that whore has on so much make-up

why does the beat sound like paris hilton's songs, which was a remake of another song about beaches or something in the 80s.

Fucking WOW. I actually laughed out loud when that Reggae beat started. Hats off to you, Fish. I honestly can't think of a better descriptor than "clown shoes."

Oh, and #6, I wholly agree. Typical little slut.

On a side note: Hayden with black hair is a proper bloodpumper. No wonder her boyfriend looks twice. I actually threw up a bit when I found out it was a wig. Then I roundhouse-kicked the nearest blonde, which happened to be my grandmother. Odd, she is usually never in the basement.

#3,
Since 1939.

this is almost as good as vanessa hudgen's video for "sneakernight." if you don't know what im talking about, youtube it. its more shiteous than this however it's more entertaining.
anyways... yeah. this is fucking terrible.

Jeezus...I thought I was being water boarded there for a minute.

Maybe if she took her panties off and stuffed them in her mouth it would be a more interesting video.

the Fish sounds hot. I would drop acid with him TONIGHT.

~18
Best post of the day.

this little fuck-tart will be in serious shit when she stops looking like a teeny bopper. Can she really have a career in hollywood when she hits late 20's? don't think so.

Wish she would have dropped her dress instead of the new video

I thought it was pretty hot until I spotted the Disney characters on her panties.

I'd love to see Justin Timberlake sing about how he is gonna cheat on his girlfriend because she isn't giving him constant attention. It's like every female singer today wants to educate girls in how to be a proper tramp.

"Yo man izzint buyin yu shit and makin enuf monneyh? Get it on with all dem playaz in the cluuubs! You earned it guurl! GUURLPOWER!"

I guess "Why don't you sit him down and talk a bit and resolve your differences, making you both stronger individuals and better partners" doesn't make as "catchy" a lyric.

Anyone else think she looks like Angelina in pic 8?

I want to die.

Oh, and mr. Fish; good choice with the drugs and Planet Earth move. Not many things can compete with intense crying over how beautiful cave rocks are at 5am on a tuesday.

She looks like she wants to be Jessica Alba with 1/3 less talent, if that's possible. Either that or she's turning into an orange.

#27 - I was thinking Jessica Alba and Jolie's lovechild.

This is destined for the bargain bin... right next to Lohan's "rumors", Hilton's "Stars Are Blind" and "My Pants Are Cocked and I'm Ready to Shoot" by, er, well, um... me. I swear they fucked up my marketing on that shit, because it coulda been a classic... same beat too.

i thought short chicks usually have nice racks and plump rumps. id still give her a tongue bath tough,,,the video is awful,,,similar to brookes, lindsay, paris,heidi etc.....

Here's good trivia: When Hayden Panettiere filmed episodes of Malcolm in the Middle, the entire studio was formerly a Tom Cruise dildo storage facility. Just one big dildo.

Worst. Song. Ever.

Isn't this girl like 19? What is she doing in a dance club acting like a tramp?

Welcome to the industry and what a splah you're making here Hayden. Love the lyrics, very innocent with a sharp edge but ... as much as I'd like to enjoy the song, I just can't.

A woman that needs to resort to such lame attempts at getting a guy to notice her isn't much of a woman after all.

You my dear Hayden, have a lot of waking up to do yet.

Randal

I made it 30 seconds in the song! Record anyone? I think so

#4: Where are the floppy pancake boobs? I watched the video twice (laughing the first time, got nausiated the second), and there's nary a floppy boob to be seen, pancake or otherwise.

Wow Randal, you made a huge "splah" with that comment... I mean... it was... negative...

Heard worst, def heard better-Final Analysis: Very cute, inhumanly large forehead, pedo appeal quickly waning since turning 18, she should stick to the acting gig and get naked already.

Wait a damn minute.......... Did Randal just post something that wasn't 100% in the favor of whatever useless no-talent celeb we are making fun of.

clown shoes for sure

wow.. that song is so good!!!!!!!!!!! NOT! christ she sucks

wow.. that song is so good!!!!!!!!!!! NOT! christ she sucks

when is she in her panties. i don't think i can watch the whole thing.

Her voice didn't seem bad to me; I thought it was adequate for new pop singers which use more dancing and posing than actual singing talent these days (Mariah excluded).

But I think that song was stupid and annoying. If producers are going to put a pretty celeb with average voice in a singing vid, at least give her a song that's decent.

I think Hayden's pretty, and I LOVE that orange dress with blue trim. She reminds me of Charlene Tilton, and I hope Hayden watches her diet/exercise regimen better than Charlene did.

OK guys I will take your word for it on the song. I won't punish myself and waste time I cannot get back!

Her looks are changing fast - I don't think she'll seem attractive when she no longer looks like a child. She'll be a troll by 30. She really needs to consider porn, right now, before she ends up in the "novelty/fetish" bin.

Que holy hell si!

i like how she puts on leather and breaks into rap at about 2:36, and i thought, wow, that girl is sooooo hardcore and tough. hahaa.
what a joke. we couldnt stop laughing at this song. she basically is WEARING MORE MAKEUP THAN CLOTHING, writhing around trying to be sexy. at like what.....17???? Any any any fleeting thought i have had at her being kinda hot is GONE, and has been replaced by this image i have a of a troll doll who thinks just because she got herself on a tv show, she suddenly has talent that is worthwhile. another vapid airhead idiot bimbo who should go back out and save the dolphins or do something useful with her otherwise USELESS time. not hot.

I would love to put my beer ontop of her dumpy little head.

Why the fuck is the site playing rap music???? I can't turn it off.

Where are dem panties? Do I have to watch the whole damn thing to see them?

Who the fuck does she think she is Ziggy Marley?

Horrible.

Kill the cheerleader, save my ears!

"Wake Up Call" is the title?

Did she steal anything else from Maroon 5 recently?

My god, between the dolphin-face pictures and the "second career in music" I finally realized: Hayden is Scarlett Johansson's Mini Me.

Is that really her voice? Moronic lyrics, being a conniving bitch is cool?

#56 - LOLOLOL

"Fucking clown shoes"

Best line/description I've heard in a long time. Many thanks.

Too much cheek meat

I just listened to the music...
...total drunk-girl karaoke.

she's like an even poorer man's Jessica Simpson

God this sounds sooo much like that Paris Hilton song. Hayden why?!!?!?!? God you had me but I'm out the door now. Christ almighty.

Sounds like Paris Hilton.

It's a sad day when you record a song so bad you can make Paris Hilton's and Heidi Montag's music sound decent in comparison. Ugh!

Mmmm, brunette Hayden much better...

The song blows goat dick, but she's actually not a bad singer. Of course, I don't know how much of that is post-production.

All you losers pecking away from your mom's basement should go ahead and admit that you would kiss her bunghole if given the chance. As it is, you can keep dreaming about the day a girl doesn't freak out and run away when you touch her with your scrawny girlish hands

Wow! That was the the worst fucking thing I've ever heard! She ca'nt sing and she can barely act.

#59-Haha! Scarlett Johanssons Mini-Me! Thats great!

51. Dave at 4:33 PM you are the awesome....she is wearing more makeup than clothes. I am going to have to use that one for other girls.

But yeah, am I supposed to be learning how to be a tramp now? Or are the 12 year olds supposed to be learning how to be tramps now?

I read she LOVE anal action.

I refuse to listen to it and/or watch the video to confirm my suspicion, but I can't help imagining that her singing voice sounds like Alvin from the Chipmunks.

bad haircut. I mean in the last row of pics she looks like a little boy.

MY GOD THATS 4 MINUTES OF TORTURE! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SUPERFISH?

This girl's facial expressions are so contrived.
And is a sad attempt at gwen stefani/no doubt style music.
booooorring

5 Steps to a music video;

Step one - Press play on keyboard demo 'island sounds'
Step two - Hire room, pretend its a club
Step three- put 'artist' in generic poses
Step four - Ignore the fact it sounds like Paris Hiltons rubbish
Step five - insert $ contact lenses and run to bank

My erection just wilted after watching that.

Ok first, why do i keep thinking of the paris hilton video, i would rather watch hayden rolling around on a beach...on mute of course.

Second, did that chick just rub vagasil on her teeth? WTF is wrong with these young stars

The song fucking sucks. Same goes for the video.

Blech. She even looks much much prettier in the photos posted here than in the video.

What the hell is Elgydium? It's the stuff she rubs on her gums.

i can't decide which videos are worse...paris, hayden, or heidi

hmmmm they all suck

I have this theory that people look the most attractive that they ever will in music videos, but somehow Hayden has terribly blown this. Were they trying to make her look ten years older? And does anyone else think she sounds like a ten-year-old?

Oh God, the worst crap ever. That song sucksssssssssssssss big time

hahahaha, she's a fuller, yet midget version of freaking Paris Hilton.

at least her voice is.

If I hadn't known this was her, I would have easily confused her with Ashlee Simpson or Heidi Montag.

That was solidly 4 wasted minutes of my life I will never get back.

I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping saying some celebrities and rich men joined the famous affairs site !!!***SugarDaddyconnect . c o m.. Did you notice that? absolutely a rumor!

seriously, why would you encourage people who want to see a hot chick in her underwear to watch that piece of crap? you saw panties in there? um, ok. I won't even comment on the "music", obviously there was no chance this was going to be good. but for real, don't say there's panties when there aren't any. that's just wrong.

Yeah I want my time back I am gonna get a lawyer.

Elgydium is a French toothpaste... because when I think of nice teeth, I think of France?

So shit, she's fine as hell, but I'd hardly count that as a panty shot, from the side and you couldn't even see her whole body. shame shame

when will these stupid celebrities understand that just because you can, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD. i hope she reads these comments (or finds them somewhere--ANYWHERE--else) and is completely humiliated. it's completely self-indulgent bullshit.

HAHAHAHAHA, #56 is the comment of the day! Seriously, this makes that time I shoved razor blades under my fingernails feel good.

Sounds like the Paris Hilton song. Hayden, Lindsay, and Paris should embark on the worst tour ever. This is like the gateway-release to a Tila Tequila double-album. I wonder if H.P. and Miley Cyrus are already signing contracts for Surreal Life 2018?

This is what they show to soldiers to train them to withstand torture.
I heard some of the toughest one started weeping after the first 30 seconds.

I've been drinking but it seemed like the beat was a little slow. Yawn.

Damn.

I was hoping for a witty bit of self parody of her social status as the new hollywood hottie. Instead we get a generic, melodically-nauseating, whorish-looking woman in a club with all her fake friends bitching about a guy.

Way to pave your own path, Hayden!

"You don't buy me drinks."

Uh...that's probably because you're underage and the guy would prefer not to get arrested.

What the hell is this shit anyway? New Reggae Dance Pop? Ugh. It really is a mess. To quote the angry video game nerd: "it's like shit taking a shit". Then again, I never listen to the radio anymore. The video style could not possibly have matched the song less. I'm sure it'll be a big hit given how retarded shit like "soldier boy" and "my humps" can make it to the top of the charts.

Still, she's already a better singer than britney.

Though that's not saying much.

You don't hear the word "recently" in song lyrics nearly enough.

they should not have used that forehead lens

Wow. Like everyone else said, there's no better way to describe that than "clown shoes". Her boyfriend reportedly threw the chick from Gilmore Girls onto the ground and called her a cunt in the middle of New York back when they were dating. Now, I don't follow Ms. Gilmore's career or personal life, but I highly doubt she's done anything as shitty as this.

WTF. I never realized she was a chonga.

Well, the tune is catchy, except for the obligatory hip hop beat.
She looks better without 300 tons of make up on.

Her reptilian "sexy mouth" makes me want to avert my eyes with a deep shame for the entire species. hayden's hottest when she's not trying so pathetically hard. Two notches down, bitch!

wow this really is much worse than stars are blind...
:D didn't think i'd see the day!

She looks all lesibanistic with that high-forehead hair.

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

Does she normally have that accent?? What a cringe-worthy video...

I cannot see the panties. Do I clear my internet cookies?

She should stick to marginal acting.

I still barely know who this girl is and what show she's on. I mean, she's cute but...I don't see what the big deal is.

They never heard of the "NATURAL"-LOOK in america!!
..............did they?

This is a joke right? Like an SNL clip or some shit like that? Those "sexy"/awkward expressions HAVE to be a joke, right. RIGHT?!?!

DID ANYONE CATCH THE PART WHERE SHE SAYS:

"YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU BAG ME YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK AT ALL"

????

TALK ABOUT TRAMP SCHOOL.

She works that mic like she's been stroking pole for years.

I think she's really beautiful..... But needs to stick to acting and saving dolphins or whatever sea creatures she fights for.... Another music note should never escape her lips.... Just horrible

I parsed out the crappy parts of this crappy video and made a crappy remix. Check it...

http://www.youtube.com/holstein9

it wasn't that bad. it's a good pop song, it's just something mindless to listen to while you're stuck in traffic.

shes been singing for a while, had a track on the Ice Princess sound track...is everyone that slow, that they think she is just now trying to start a singing career?

Cheap video.

People! This is a cute girl with a decent voice and is a passable first effort. A little too sleazy for her formerly wholesome image, but I liked the semi-reggae beat.

The song is too long but, hey, she's cuter than me (just barely) and has loads more talent so that made up for the video's shortcomings. I like her work with the whales and wish her the best.

I actually really liked this girl until I watched the video.

Really, really disappointed.

"going to have to cheat to get attention" what the fuck..seriously?

thought were were watching...

"stars are blind"

...and in fact yes... we were : )

hayden... ?

when did you sell out and agree to be paris ? ?

Ishhh...I think I liked Paris' singing a LOT better and that's scary. Voice 1 Song 1 Overall 1, Paris still scored a 4 in my book. And the whole style reminds me of this Quebec singer I could not stand: Jacynthe!!! Lol, check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__E-eBUbQnM&feature=related
Who would want to copy such a cheap video? Lol, and if you want more horrible cheezy, you can always check out Jacynthe's website she now sings in english. Oh Hayden I expected so much more! :(

this is one of those songs you listen to and it gets stuck in your head. and then you want to stick pencils in your ears to make it go away. why oh why do so many actresses think they can sing? its like they want to torture us with this stuff.

and if you want real gayness watch Zac Efron - Bet On It music video. your hearing and vision will need several days to recooperate.

CHONGA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!

i couldn't watch long enough to get to panties. my stomach hurts now.

That is some badass midget. What the hell is she rubbing on her teeth?? (Is it an American thing or something?)

In 10 years she'll be overweight, washed up trailer trash. Huh, she's the second coming of Britney, y'all!

Does anyone else find the fact that she complains about this boy not "buying her drinks" is weird? She is barely 18...a child. This video really disturbs me.

any i'm pretty sure she's not talking about shirley temples..

I can't understand why she's so legendary. She has a pretty face and all but she wouldn't stand out of a crowd. Also, she doesn't seem to have any neck. Reminds me of my old barbie dolls, the ones my brother beheaded. I allways pushed their heads back on, with some ugly results. That's what she looks like, an old barbie doll. Feel kinda guilty cuz of my judging right now, but hey on the other hand, she chose to be part of that superficial world called Hollywood. Tough luck.

This song sucked donkey balls!!!!!!!! She is pretty to look at and a decent actress but as a singer she's up there with Paris hilton........

This is very typical in Asia, where you are a model, the next day an actress and a singer.

It amazes me how much her "singing" sounds similar to that of Vanessa Hudgens stupid shoe video

Fucking clown shoes... encrusted with dog shit.

I think we've just found a new interrogation soundtrack for use at Gitmo. No hardened terrorist could withstand this.

You mean this dress was not enough to break your crush? How about her voice? Seeing panties does not make me forget her voice. Or the annoying and apparently obligatory hip-hop sound. Or...
well, she is just not very interesting.

To be honest, i don't think the song is that terrible. it's reminiscent of an earlier no doubt sound. just sayin'....

i did cringe a bit at the pseudo-rap part....never a good idea.

I honestly think this was supposed to be a joke... she could not possibly have thought this was a good idea for her career unless it was a joke. She was probably trying to make fun of all the other girls doing stuff like this...
I mean... she rapped and tried to dance unsuccessfully...

IT HAS TO BE A JOKE!

she's beautiful, yeah not a great body but what a face!

she is also a pretty good actress, she rocks on Heroes

#56 wins.

I'm a sub par actress! I need to make a MUSIC VIDEO!

This song is beyond stupid. The lyrics, the music, the vocals are all crap-tac-ular. Whoever wrote this PoS should be shot. I mean what kind of advice is she giving? "I'm in a crappy relationship (or her interpretation of one) so instead of moving on I'll resort to cheating on you so you will learn to appreciate me more!" WTF? That's a creative solution, and by "creative" I mean "stupid".

She appears to be trying so hard to look sexy, she's about to have a hemmorhage. She's sexy when she's standing still, so why is she doing all of this looking-into-the-camera-from-weird-angles and mutating herself into strange positions to try and look sexy? I want to punch her.
Also, cheating to get attention? She's going to make a great mother.

i'd say she looks better with dark hair in that video

but it's crap nonetheless, someone remind me why exactly it is that she has decided to start singing?

Shes too young to be singing like that. And why should anyone buy her a drink like the song says, shes only 18. She is really hot i would do her anytime. I like the panties, at least she wears panties, unlike some of the celebs.

Thanks for the video...I had forgotten what I had for lunch. I hate to say it: the song is horrible. I realized that about 1:30 in and muted it. Much better!