Jul 3 2008Marla Maples in a bikini = Happy 4th, America!

THUNDER-FUCK!

i thought the 4th of July was about hamburgers and hot dogs, not pig

They should call her Old Glory.

Last time she was sexy was 1776.

I doubt she can make any man's firecracker explode.

I can't wait to celebrate my independence from old, washed up gold diggers.

44 years old, and as Tony says on Pardon The Interruption on ESPN, "Still getting the job done"! Along those line, big hello to 54 year old Christy Brinkley. Yeah the divorce is getting ugly, but I swear Christy, come over to my place and I'll hide all the porn. Really, except for the Superficial site. Otherwise, sign the prenup beeotch.

GOd bless her..................

She has a hot body unlike fat ass Kim Kardaskank. She has a body that says I am not a glutton like Kim Kardaskank.

That was a good one about teabagging and George III. I hope I'm not the only one who got it . . .

Way to represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry - but she looks better than chicks half her age. Anyone would wish to look like that at 44.

Ahhh...money can really turn a life around...

I met her in chicago after our late flights were canceled
due weather

she likes anal

Marla Maples - The next Heidi Montag?

She had a butterface then, and she has a butter face now.

Except then, her body was hot.. Now, its just....OLD.

DO NOT WANT

You guys are morons. She looks fantastic.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's proud of that?
ummm no thanks

From a Country who stayed loyal to King George III, all I will say is:

Our MILFS (Shania Twain) are hotter than your MILFS!

Thppppppppt.

She looks fantastic......most of the guys on this blog must be gay.....cause ya'll are lyin' pieces of crap cause there no way any of you homo would turn her down if she gave you the time of day.....besides you wish your girlfriends looked that good....lol

One more reason to hate Americans.

I'd hit it! Where's the vodka?

I think if her hair had a softer look, better cut and color, instead of the harsh bleaching with the roots she'd look better. Also something about seeing pit hair shadow and the whiteness of antipersperant smeared on kind of makes one look not so good. BUT....those things aside, there's nothing wrong with her face or bod, and like people already said, she looks better than a lot of women half her age. She looks better than me in a bikini!

She's old enough to be my mother and I'd SO lick her.

I made a rap about celebrity gossip lol!!

search "Rumor Rap Girl" on YouTube.

love u superficial!!

-Whitney

I will be thinking about the sacrifices my computer screen has made to my jo habit over the past 8 years.

Dude, been reading your blog for like 2 years now. Can you please post some shit on Whitney Houston? She is incredible.

such a smokin hot babe. you know these MILFs can really suck and fuck like champs.

Let's face it - she's hot, and we're not.

These shots look really good, better than the last set as her face is not so close and she doesn't look as weathered.

And we know she loves the beach and the sand because that's where she went with her bodyguard at night when she said she had to stop to urinate. Oh and also suck some cock and take it up the ass. As Trump said, "She is so much more than a 10" and he doesn't give that score for a bad attitude.

Problem was she also wasn't giving any attitude to other dudes who wanted to get a hit in including the help.

So Trump said bye bye Marla.

His millions are certainly helping her keep it together pretty well. Why she's taking the effort to wrap herself in the flag for the holiday and publicity is the unaswered question.

Marla likes anal. She's a good dirty girl.

She looks ridiculous

Why does she only own one bikini?

She looks great for her age. Too much make-up and a 20 year old's bikini...but great.

Jackson, I would fuck the shit out of your ass. Oh, and call you Kim Kardaskank while I'm doing it.

holy crap she looks better than all those 16yr olds and 20 something yr olds "famous for no reason" idiots that are always in bikinis on this site. ideal body, serioulsy- way nicer figure than that dark as tanned hide soccer stars gf, that random chick dating that italian millionaire, those high school musical teenyboppers- who cares if shes got facelifts and plastic in her body, she still works out and knows how to maintain herself.

I love Marla Maples.

In the words of Borat... I would love to make love to her anus.

OK, maybe he didn't say that but that's how I feel. Yes, I'm a romantic.

Nice ribcage. Sick.

Damn.... patriotic hooters

I'd make her whiff my evil gas and suck my applesack.

She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

What is she most famous for - an affair and marriage with a rich married man with two kids.

Then appearing as a co host on the Miss Universe pageant, until they broke up.

Perhaps Miss USA would be better posing with that flag

...............................................BAJA BEACH CLUB?

GOD SAVE USA!!!

Hey Superficial guy,

Notice how much the average number of posts is declining. Hmm... could it possibly have something to do with how lame, boring, and repetitive you've gotten? Your site used to be hilarious, now it's just good for ailing insomnia. And.... I'm another FORMER reader gone.

Bye, you fatass loser

Sophia I miss your HILARIOUS comments already.

"Nice ribcage. Sick."

I agree. Don't post any pictures of girls unless they have multiple zit-covered fat rolls, or you will directly cause an anorexia holocaust for teen girls.

Really sick of chicks in bikinis, that's not interesting at all. I would like celeb's info, not random, once famous for 10 sec in 1981, stupid looking douchettes. Or at least post some half naked stupid looking men so I can enjoy a little more.

absolutely fukable

Hafta admit she looks great. I'd hit it. Hard..

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,she is soooooooooo sexy.she posted a profile on a famous dating club ,called
"~~~~~TALLCHAT COM~~~~~",seeking boyfriends.of course ,there are full of super models,beauties on that site.you can check it .

Sweet Liberty!!

Blonde Dina Lohan!!

Actually #42 has a point. Ever since the Superficial went all payolla on us all you get are bikini shots and Hiedi and Spencer. Too bad, this site used to be a laugh. I'll keep coming of course cause I'm at work and bored shitless but thank god for Dlisted, which is actually funny and relevant.

No - she looks really good. Just jealousy comments from people (mostly women I suspect) with jiggly rolls of fat around the middle or big fat rear ends - lol....oh and big thunder thighs too.

I personally wouldn't touch a woman over 35 it makes me sick to think of seeing them nakes. I am 61 and my girl is 28. I am in great shape, well hung, and have lots of surgery to look the way I do.

She's fucking hot, period.

She seriously needs to get tits. There's nothing there for a guy to suck on.

England Rules!

Can you post something for the ladies for once?! Enough bikinis.

Son't worry you filthy Yank savages, you still belong to us and always have. Look at your economy and jobs fools. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .

#58 That's OK, we have Eddie Izzard and we're keeping him.

#53
Gross, you are a dirty old misogynistic hypocritical pervert. I bet you wake up thanking god for cialis and viagra every day. I am glad 'your girl' doesn't think enough of herself to find someone she actually has things in common with- like century born within. Does she even know who Howdy Doody is, or remember cowering under her desk for air raid readiness in school? How many of her friends got polio?

Isn't that improper use of the flag?

SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC !!

A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THAT ASHLEY TISDALE LISTED ABOVE HER.!!

The guy who writes superficial must of not of been breast fed cause he's obsessed with boobs

They are just flabs of fat

Nothing says patriotism like rubbing your ass on the flag.

It does not matter to me what she thinks in regards to my age. You see, I am rich and can affort to replace her at a moments notice. Yes I do use Viagra (a man's best friend). What do you use? Coffee? Alcohol? Etc.?
I can understand you petty sentiments. The poor can never understand the exotic perspective of the wealthy. Life is only worth living when you can affort to really live, darling.
I take three significant vacations a year and leave the continent usually 2-3 times. Once a month I take a week off and travel within the country more or less wherever I wish. I do not physically work and report to the offices of sorts maybe 0-10 hours a week. I actually am involved in business now no more than 0-20 hours a week from my PC.
I own two large homes and two small ones and co-op three more with dear friends in two countries one in the mountains high above all the lower lives of sorts, no offense.
I hope to die inside a young woman not beside an old one and I am sorry but women age poorly and worse than men.

I so wish I had that back. Melania is starting to look like Pizza the Hut.

Besides, she loves it when the Donald gets his son to join the fun and do the old Trump DP.

All the haters are absolutely guaranteed homosexuals or just blithering idiots.

This is a GORGEOUS woman..

period.

All the haters are absolutely guaranteed homosexuals or just blithering idiots.

This is a GORGEOUS woman..

period.

She looks awesome.

I'm fairly certain that the catty bitches who say otherwise are those obese, disgusting, polyester clad heifers I see eating themselves into oblivion.

I'm also fairly certain that the men saying she looks bad are married to the aforementioned heifers. Only in your dreams could you even hope to fuck a woman who looks even 1/10 as good as Marla.

WTF is she doing? Using the flag to get publicity?

Homewrecking Slut! The military should shoot her for disgracing the US Flag.

I think "the Donald" is gay since she has the face of a little boy, a plastic little boy at that.

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

I am with "Yuck" number 53. Except I am 72 and I won't touch a woman over 25.

I am hung like king kong and have always thought that once a woman turns 25 she should be out to pasture or put down.

#65 ... "I hope to die inside a young woman not beside an old one ..."

Thank you. Well said.

... although I'd tag Maples without hesitation over Tisdale and Canalis any day

It really amazes me that women act angry and surprised when we tell them we need mistresses after they have had our children. Ladies you do understand that after childbirth your vagina goes from being a sexual device to a mechanism for emitting children. Worn and loose but efficient not for pleasure (at least for men) but rather oozing 8 lbs. of baby.
It is not fair to ask a man who works hard to deal with something so disgusting and if you had any respect for him you would introduce him yourself to younger sexier women to keep him happy.

Sure, she's slim, but unfortunately, she has the body of someone who starves herself regularly, rather than the body of someone who eats healthily and works out.......

I can only agree with your limitless wisdom kind sir. I have had many many older men tell me the same horrible stories of their old wives and stretched out cooters. It's the same thing for all these ages and I vow to never have children and when I get old (over 30-35) I am going to try to woman up and set my husband up with some young stuff from time to time to keep him happy. And the way I see it, it is truly a man's world and I owe it to him.