Jul 15 2008Eva Longoria explains why she definitely looks pregnant
Eva Longoria is addressing recent pregnancy rumors that kicked into overdrive after her recent bikini pics while vacationing in Italy were released. Turns out she's allegedly packing on the pounds for the next season of Desperate Housewives which would explain these pics from the set and later that day getting dinner with Tony Parker. OK! Magazine reports:
“For the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives [Eva's character] Gabrielle has "gained" weight and cut her hair," says the actress' rep Liza Anderson. "She is now a worn-out mother with two kids. Eva has enjoyed a more relaxed environment and will even be wearing butt pads and stomach pads.”
Ha ha! Good excuse. I hope they name the kid "El Guapo" - after me. Okay, maybe that's not really my name, but since everybody's making shit up, I'd figured I'd get in on the action. Now, if you'll excuse me, El Guapo needs to play beach volleyball with his shirt off then fly a fighter jet in a dangerous mission to save Iceman. Or maybe he'll just take a nap under his desk. El Guapo is undecided.
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Reader Comments
1. Boney Mudsharker - July 15, 2008 3:21 PM
Hey, who gives a rats ass about this blue gum banging "Boney Mudsharker" 15" in the ass taking no talent bitch. She's no better than the Kardaskans. Stick to your own kind and stop taking nugga cock up your backside. You should be ashamed of your self lover of black Schlongoria.
2. veggi - July 15, 2008 3:22 PM
veggi wants to go with El Guapo..
3. diana - July 15, 2008 3:23 PM
FIRST!
4. mamadough - July 15, 2008 3:24 PM
it could be all the fucking bean dip.
5. jillian - July 15, 2008 3:29 PM
that really is whats going on in desperate housewives
6. Sportsdvl - July 15, 2008 3:33 PM
Yeah, great excuse you ugly yard gnome. And anyone who watches that retarded show needs their head examined.
7. dan - July 15, 2008 3:40 PM
she needed to pack on the pounds to participate in the Home Run Derby last night. and she still only hit 3 home runs.
8. Nat - July 15, 2008 3:46 PM
Tony Parker must be thrilled.
9. Randal - July 15, 2008 3:46 PM
You're still looking great Eva. A woman certainly needs to look healthy and you're certainly fitting the bill, although that's not to say I like big butts and I like them round but a good shapely form never hurt anyone.
Randal
10. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 3:47 PM
I knew this frigid bitch was all about the pads... too fucking uppity for a tampon every now and then...
11. havoc - July 15, 2008 3:47 PM
Lame ass excuse.
So Ratface is having a baby, just admit it.
.
12. Taco Breath - July 15, 2008 3:48 PM
She looks like a little Mexican pig. Sorry Tony, she's out of warranty, you bought the cow even though the milk was free. Sucker!
13. Ferdinand Narcos - July 15, 2008 4:02 PM
Nasty ass bitch gettin' bigger so there'll be more nasty ass bitch to disgust the world with...
14. twzzlrgirl - July 15, 2008 4:08 PM
In the thumbnail pics, look at #5 -- no way that little basketball she's carrying around in the belly area is 10 lbs. for DH (unless she just happens to gain all her weight in her lower abdomen, aka, baby-making space).
So, I conclude she has a little gnome in the oven.
15. Chauncey Gardner - July 15, 2008 4:09 PM
"Hey, Velma! Where's your orange sweater?!"
16. Batman - July 15, 2008 4:10 PM
@1:
Oh, how I long for the days on Superficial when there was REAL trolls, like KraziHottiKelli, P0nk, Ferret... you heard me, Apotheosis? Big Bird?
No fun here anymore.
17. twzzlrgirl - July 15, 2008 4:11 PM
Actually, she's hoping if she turns this into a big deal with a "secret" pregnancy for months the way Angelina Jolie did that she will get 15 million for the pictures of the kid. HA!
She might be able to sell photos to travelocity, but there won't be any other takers.
18. Jen - July 15, 2008 4:12 PM
Tony was a virgin until he met her so I guess he was really emotionally attached to her. She actually blirted out in an interview that Tony had no experience with women until he got with her. Then she did damage control and tried to worm her way out of it.
19. havoc - July 15, 2008 4:27 PM
She kinda looks like Rachael Ray.
And just as annoying.
huh....
.
20. Sheva - July 15, 2008 4:30 PM
So Tony outside of his basketball skills is a full fledged nerd idiot.
Who knew.
She did and she will be taking this idiot to the cleaners. You'll see.
21. Sparrow - July 15, 2008 4:44 PM
Forget the weight. Look at the haircut. She looks very homely.
I live in San Antonio and have to hear about her all too much. She's has to (try) to make everything about her.
When the Spurs won last year - she ran around backstage and hung on Parker as if she had been out there with him all season. No other wife acted like that.
Ugh...
22. peggy-o - July 15, 2008 5:07 PM
16-
i uzed to read commentz just for crazihotkelli. i mizz her
23. Trover - July 15, 2008 5:07 PM
Most OVERRATED chick on TV. Not hawt at all, annoying, and boring as a dog's rash-ridden ass.
24. sebastian - July 15, 2008 5:11 PM
Tony makes mistake to marry much older womans. why he do this? he will lose half of his fortune in future. He could be in southern France fucking supermodels. shame him.
25. BIG UPS - July 15, 2008 5:18 PM
eva longoria is a monchici.
26. FCS - July 15, 2008 6:36 PM
What about a face pad, she should really wear one of those too
27. kimW - July 15, 2008 6:40 PM
I actually watched the last episode, season finale, in may.......the last few minutes of the show takes place in the future, i think about 8 or 10 years, and her character DOES have two daughters...and you can kinda see the shorter hair in the scenes too......wow, some of you are really dumbasses....wonder if you write shit like that all the time then when the truth does come out, you backtrack to your comments and try to delete them....
28. britney's weave - July 15, 2008 6:50 PM
sure didn't look like she had a stomach pad on in those orange bikini pics... that was all real.
29. STevec - July 15, 2008 7:33 PM
average looking dwarf
30. Sirkowski - July 15, 2008 8:08 PM
At least she looks better now.
31. PettyPape - July 15, 2008 9:02 PM
Buck up, little campers- Krazyhotkelli still comes around but only for Lilo posts. Back when she'd comment on every post, I never guessed that people liked her. She constantly got shit from everyone. In fact, I couldn't stand her & have no clue what you miss about her.
32. fanforlife - July 15, 2008 9:26 PM
What brand sunglasses are those?
33. fanforlife - July 15, 2008 9:27 PM
What brand sunglasses are those?
34. peggy-o - July 15, 2008 9:51 PM
#31
the very reason i mizz krazihotkelli is becuz nothing fired everyone up more than responding to her insane ramblings. regardless of the subject, she would quickly become the target (fully warranted i might add).
and letz not forget the joy of tranzlating every mezzage zhe left by completely boycotting the letter s....
35. Giggles - July 15, 2008 10:04 PM
Get over yourselves losers. She looks great.
36. adoe - July 16, 2008 12:20 AM
I do love the blue and green dress
37. admmyf - July 16, 2008 12:32 AM
she is yummy.. is she feeling lonely? i just found her pers onal pro'file on a celeb'rity&wealthy dat-ing club 'S e a r c h i n gM i l l i o n a i r e. c o m". maybe she just did it for fun?
38. gerard Vandenberg - July 16, 2008 10:26 AM
Don't you get it?
HER BODY IS SCREAMING FOR A BABY!!
....................you hear it too?
39. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - July 16, 2008 12:18 PM
Isn't it kind of offensive that she has to "get into character" to play a worn-out mom by getting fat and chopping her hair off? And I call bullshit on that one anyway. She's worn out from raising her HUSBAND, so she got fat and cut her hair....
40. nessa - July 16, 2008 12:43 PM
Actually, if you watched the season finale of desperate housewives, at the very end they show what happened like 5 years later -- her character gaby is overweight with two kids, susan is with a new guy, etc. Considering that her character will be an overweight mother, i dont think this is just an 'excuse'.
41. Fugyoself - July 16, 2008 1:12 PM
Does she go on to explain why an average looking chick like her who is no better than a 6 1/2 or a 7 is held up as some paragon of beauty?
42. Duh - July 17, 2008 1:38 AM
She's totally pregnant and...who cares???? Why do they try to hide it? Like Ashley Simpson? Then they say oh yes I am pregnant! Wow! Like we didn't care the first time around, and we really don't care when it's confirmed, but it's truly annoying to have them lie about something that will come out - literally - in months