Jul 3 2008Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini
These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. No, make that all the Oscar.
NOTE: Aforementioned NSFW video after the jump. It may be in Italian, but it speaks the international language of "Holy shit, that's a boob." Mamma mia!
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Reader Comments
1. mimi - July 3, 2008 2:11 PM
NO ONE CARES FISH-GUTZ!
and Brotney rocks!
2. mimi - July 3, 2008 2:13 PM
ALL haters suk!
God Bless Britney!
3. Erica - July 3, 2008 2:14 PM
Her ribs stick out.
4. p0nk - July 3, 2008 2:14 PM
uh, what was NSFW about that vid?
At first i thought that guy must be gay to have made such consistent eye contact, but by the end of the vid he was clearly trying to 'accidently' motorboat those pups.
5. veggi - July 3, 2008 2:17 PM
Shit fish, whatcha gonna do when winter hits? All this hard hitting journalism will be so difficult to find!!
6. veggi - July 3, 2008 2:19 PM
@5 shut up you fucking troll
7. tp - July 3, 2008 2:23 PM
Worthless bag of skin and bones. Disgusting!!
8. FUCK YOU VEGGI - July 3, 2008 2:33 PM
NOBODY TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
I WILL KICK YOUR LESBO ASS BITCH CUNT FACE
9. peter - July 3, 2008 2:36 PM
What the fuck? She looks like a junkie. More Christina Milian or Elisha Cuthbert, enough with these fucking boney teenage boy bodied chicks. It takes more than fake tits to make a hot woman.
10. MassGrrl - July 3, 2008 2:37 PM
She's too bony.
11. Jackson - July 3, 2008 2:46 PM
She's a hot looking slim chick unlike big mama Kim Kardaskank and her ugly fat ass.
12. Jackson - July 3, 2008 2:47 PM
She's a hot looking slim chick unlike big mama Kim Kardaskank and her ugly fat ass.
13. Baba Loon - July 3, 2008 2:47 PM
I'd love to motor boat that smoker after I finished giving her a quick ATM!
14. ph7 - July 3, 2008 2:48 PM
Boobs look huge in the video, but small in the bikini.
Either way, I'd hit that gazelle.
15. Sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 3:13 PM
wow, the real fat chicks just get blasted and then even the skinny ones get called too boney on here. LOL. I'll take a little too skinny over a little too chubby any day of the week.
16. Flavio Briatore - July 3, 2008 3:13 PM
Is thisa my wife? No, scuzzi, I'ma married to Elisabetta Gregoraci. Maybe I can slipa this one my wrinkled cannoli.
17. combustion8 - July 3, 2008 3:17 PM
take note fish fatties.. this is what a real woman should look like.
18. Jimbo - July 3, 2008 3:20 PM
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! 17th! That's the same number of females I've seen naked! If you take the 7 away and count my mom
19. Conscience_Found - July 3, 2008 3:22 PM
People who are so callous as to disrespect a minor girl are consuming way too much internet porn. It is eating their souls away and transforming them into tortured shadows of their former selves. Remember Gollum?
Tolkien had a lot to say about sin.
20. I hate you for good reason - July 3, 2008 3:23 PM
17 is a bit retarded. So is 18 for that matter. RETARDED. I mean, mimi retarded. That's retarded.
21. veggi - July 3, 2008 3:32 PM
I must admit I aint got much meat on my ass either but I would still hit her with my big clit.
22. veggi - July 3, 2008 3:35 PM
Fuckin' trolls are ruining my reputation here. Why can't you fucks be yourselves, why why why?
23. free lily - July 3, 2008 3:38 PM
i luv me some canabis!
24. yodolayheehoo - July 3, 2008 3:40 PM
ouch. how about just a normal girl Sportsdvl??? You'd take bony over voluptuous??? :( boo. I did love you once.
she's yuckified.
25. combustion8 - July 3, 2008 3:46 PM
@20
spoken like a true fatty... try laying off the twinkies today.
26. Kathleen - July 3, 2008 4:08 PM
Her right boob is bigger than the other.
27. Sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 4:13 PM
#24 - I'll take a real woman any day of the week. Not a super model or the other extreme. Unlike a lot of people, I know real women don't look like Victoria Secret models!
28. yodolayheehoo - July 3, 2008 4:21 PM
:) I knew I adored you for a reason, Sportsdvl...you are redeemed. Our affair continues.
29. MasterChief - July 3, 2008 4:33 PM
Elishbetta WHO Cannabis!? huh huh
30. Sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 4:33 PM
Thanks yodolayheehoo , nothing is as sexy as you moaning out "yodolayheehoo " in the middle of a mind shattering orgasm! ;-)
31. The Southsider - July 3, 2008 5:00 PM
@15
dude, NO women get love on here man, don't you get it, these guys hate women and the ones that arent guys are probably fat women venting on the internet., Though it is funny reading these coments. I've only seen one article where no one had anything bad to say and thats out of like 8 months of me glancing this site.
32. J@cko - July 3, 2008 5:48 PM
perfect example of Italian bimbo: no brains, all body
33. megfk - July 3, 2008 5:59 PM
finally a non fat-ass on the superficial
34. megfk - July 3, 2008 5:59 PM
finally a non fat-ass on the superficial
35. Flavio - July 3, 2008 6:27 PM
proper headline would be: "Relatively unattractive anorexic girl in a bikini"
36. g.o.d. - July 3, 2008 6:39 PM
Come on guys, what is wrong with this woman's body? She is in great shape, seeing a little rib isn't that bad. Above average ass & breasts. Face is all right, too. I don't see the problem. But then again, by American standards, she could be considered "too skinny."
37. Angela - July 3, 2008 7:06 PM
Cute skinny 15 years old boy. I thought the example of Italian bimbo was Monica Bellucci
38. The Southsider - July 3, 2008 7:28 PM
@37, Monica Belucci would be considered fat on this site. Don't know if I'd call her bimbo though
39. Tenchi059 - July 3, 2008 7:32 PM
It's funny to see all this comments saying that she's too skinny or anorexic. In Italy when it comes to showgirls and models (and actresses, though less often) this is the average body... actually they go from here to skinnier, not the other way round. And I love it... in my humble opinion this is just how it should be. Anybody fatter than her simply wouldn't have chances in the showbiz. Sometimes it's funny to look at some American model and know that here could've never became famous (and vice versa, probably).
Anyway, it's just a matter of tastes.
40. Svend - July 3, 2008 7:33 PM
one word: hammertoes!
41. frito - July 3, 2008 8:23 PM
She's too skinny. She's too fat. She has a fat a$$. She has no a$$. She has Saggy t!ts. She's flat as a board. She's got cottage cheese thighs. She needs to eat some cheese. I guess you can't win no matter what you look like. I guess my message is STFU, and that metaphor about the houses and glass and the black teapot, or kettle. Whatever, you get the gist.
42. frito - July 3, 2008 8:23 PM
She's too skinny. She's too fat. She has a fat a$$. She has no a$$. She has Saggy t!ts. She's flat as a board. She's got cottage cheese thighs. She needs to eat some cheese. I guess you can't win no matter what you look like. I guess my message is STFU, and that metaphor about the houses and glass and the black teapot, or kettle. Whatever, you get the gist.
43. mytwocents - July 3, 2008 8:42 PM
She looks fabulous her body is perfect wow.
She is on the thin side but not overly so and I think thinner is better than heavier don't YOU.
The very thin and very fat extremes are never good.
She looks great!
44. The Southsider - July 3, 2008 8:49 PM
@39, you have to be kidding me, they get skinnier? Wow, man I've dated skinny girls and its just not fun in bed with them because you're banging bone marrow. I like a variety of women from tall to short, skinny to chubby. I never understood guys that say: she's not my type. BS, if she's cute and NOT Obease, or a waif, then she's fuckable in my book. Dudes on this site tend to sound as prissy as high school girls, real men don't have the time in the day to give a fuck.
45. Lisa - July 3, 2008 9:05 PM
#44 Exactly.
46. Lys - July 3, 2008 9:51 PM
I wish there would be some hot supermodel male pictures here too. We could also discuss about their bodies, say they are too fat, too skinny, too bony, too much muscles, not enough, small dick, etc, and maybe those 15 years old pale skin DnD addicted virgin who try to convice us they only fuck skinny girls will see how uncool it is to be objectify like this.
Come on, this is how a real woman should look like? What about diversity, what about real women should all be different? And what about you guys. Do you look like Brad Pitt? Are you so perfect that you can tell whats good and whats wrong?
Come on. And don't hide yourself behind the thought that I must be a fatty. Even if I say so or I deny it, how could you know it? We are on the internet man, and as far as i know, you guys could all be 15 years old pervert who fuck dwarfs in the ass.
47. Lys - July 3, 2008 9:54 PM
And for fuck sake, yes, i made typos. I am not an english speaker. Deal with it, fucking xenophobe.
48. Sheva - July 3, 2008 10:23 PM
Just another in shape euro-chick. Toned legs with some nice natural breasts that apparently don't need to be blown up to offset the big ass from eating donuts all day.
Bring her to America let her hang out with some American fatties at the mall all day and let's see how long that'll last.
Oh wait, screw that. Man I love the self-respecting euro-chicks. Love'em.
49. goo - July 3, 2008 11:14 PM
What's wrong with her stomach? It's all dimpled like cellulite.
50. grace - July 3, 2008 11:27 PM
she looks good in the video but waaaaaay too skinny in the bikini pictures. she must have lost a tonne of weight since the video.
51. Cartman - July 4, 2008 1:48 AM
I hate fat-ass Kardashian for making these fucked up, belly covering, 2 piece made into one piece swimsuits.
What the fuck are you covering up if it ain't your gut?
52. Melissa - July 4, 2008 2:19 AM
@23 - I hear ya!
53. M - July 4, 2008 2:23 AM
And yeah... she's is rather unhealthy looking. I think women are sexy as hell when they have a little cushion. I prefer to sink my teeth into a little meat.
54. Eli - July 4, 2008 4:00 AM
She's considered one of the most attractive girl in the italian tv, although she was far nicer a few years ago, when she had some more pounds on, expecially on her face. There are rumors about her sniffing coke, so this could explain why she's so skinny... but I don't know if that is true. Actually I was really surprised to find her on this site, as she is not model, not actress, just nothing but a hot girl: she became famous by being one of the two "veline" in a satiric tv news program, which means girls coming out and sort of dancing while bringing a paper with the news to the 2 anchormen. And now american gossip site talk about her bikini... stunning..
55. SilvioB - July 4, 2008 6:23 AM
italian showgirls -> football players
56. Mr V - July 4, 2008 6:47 AM
Wow...I actually like how she looks.
57. Tenchi059 - July 4, 2008 8:39 AM
@44: yes, they do. Anyway I was just describing how the showbiz works here, and although I like skinny chicks in the end I absolutely agree with you.
58. my comment - July 4, 2008 9:17 AM
Why do Italian women always have their mouths open?
59. anna - July 4, 2008 9:54 AM
jealous americans. just because 60% of you is obese doesn't mean you have to pick on the italian girls. dimagrite un pò imbecilli!
60. gerard Vandenberg - July 4, 2008 10:10 AM
I PREFER, like most men, NO BIKINI'S!!
61. granada - July 4, 2008 10:25 AM
The Ashley Tisdale post got more "she's hot" and "I'd bang her" comments than this one, and Elisabetta Canalis (the much older one) has a more attractive face and body than Tisdale. America continues to amaze me...
62. michy - July 4, 2008 10:26 AM
americans are fat so they can t talk
63. ishi-san - July 4, 2008 11:06 AM
@ 39 etc. : You forget to mention that italian girls are also tiny! It is not so difficult to weight 30 kilo if you are only 1.50 meter tall.
And by the way, I prefer if girls have some at least some breasts and an ass......which is rare in Italy as well. :-)
64. Sheva - July 4, 2008 11:34 AM
#63 okay yes your mother is fat so you like lard asses, we get it.
You and the homeboyz dig that. Momma haza big ass.
Sorry, this girl is the standard for being in shape and healthy. She does look even better in the video but still a few pasta meals and she's rockin.
65. ishi-san - July 4, 2008 12:09 PM
@ 64: what the fuck is wrong with you???? No my mum is not fat, and no I don't like "lard asses"! And I am also not a big black dude, in case I understood your racist attitude right!
And where in my comment did I offend YOU personally? My god how stupid and aggressive some people are!!!
66. ishi-san - July 4, 2008 12:13 PM
.... Madonna mia che pezzo di merda che sei!
67. Grunion - July 4, 2008 12:52 PM
#1 I agree Brotney totally rocks.
Britney on the other hand still fucking sucks
68. FCS - July 4, 2008 12:54 PM
How can anyone surronded by Italian food 24/7 be this skinny?
I'd be jabba the fucking hut if I lived there.
69. SueMe - July 4, 2008 1:32 PM
Out of curiosity. What do you guys on here consider the perfect body. I've heard people say someone is too fat, and or too skinny. Im 5'3 and Im 114 pounds, and I work out regularly. Im about a size 4. It's from my dad's genes. Just curious. Oh and btw, Im packing most of my weight in my butt and boobs.
70. SueMe - July 4, 2008 1:32 PM
Out of curiosity. What do you guys on here consider the perfect body. I've heard people say someone is too fat, and or too skinny. Im 5'3 and Im 114 pounds, and I work out regularly. Im about a size 4. It's from my dad's genes. Just curious. Oh and btw, Im packing most of my weight in my butt and boobs.
71. SueMe - July 4, 2008 1:32 PM
Out of curiosity. What do you guys on here consider the perfect body. I've heard people say someone is too fat, and or too skinny. Im 5'3 and Im 114 pounds, and I work out regularly. Im about a size 4. It's from my dad's genes. Just curious. Oh and btw, Im packing most of my weight in my butt and boobs.
72. jo - July 4, 2008 1:44 PM
this girl is SUPER HOT! these phots are just too lousy... check out these pictures, they're from calendar she did some year ago ---> http://members.xoom.alice.it/_XOOM/canalis2003/nuova_pagina_2.htm
73. 1 MILF Hunter - July 4, 2008 9:36 PM
The leaner the horse, the longer the ride.
74. Maria - July 5, 2008 8:07 AM
americani popolo di grassoni senza cultura,
parlanti per stereotipi.
traducete questo se siete capaci!
pizza mandolino, baffi neri, mafia, mamma
75. WHO - July 5, 2008 8:25 AM
WHO, OHHHH just another unwidely popular skank ho!
76. mafia - July 5, 2008 8:28 AM
69,70,71
loser
77. mafia - July 5, 2008 8:30 AM
she looks a bit old and unhealthy, imo
78. Jester - July 5, 2008 11:30 AM
That's because she's your average crack whore.
And I'm italian btw.
79. Borat - July 5, 2008 2:13 PM
I would like make sexy explosion on her stomach. Is nice.
80. sam - July 5, 2008 2:32 PM
ishi-san: LMFAO
Well, she's considered as one of the most beautiful girls on Italian Tv. I've never liked her appearance too much, from the early "Striscia" years (her first program).
She's just an average girl. She had a great stomach to sleep with that animal Bobo Vieri lol
81. Jada - July 5, 2008 5:46 PM
OMG!! I'm italian and i used to see her on tv, she's a show girl and used to be beautiful... She did some nude calendar and considered one of the most beautiful italian woman, but now she is too skinny!! She lost a lot of weith... I can belive it... Now she isnt beautiful like before. She was so hot, u can see it in the video...
Anyway, italian girls are not stupid! OK?!?! And... her surname is Canalis, not Cannabis!! She is the ex girlfriend from italian soccer player Christian Vieri.
82. ishi-san - July 6, 2008 6:22 AM
@ 74: giustissimo! *lol*
83. pezzidimerda - July 7, 2008 6:53 AM
F.U-C~K YOU 82 and 74
84. fbeing - July 7, 2008 7:42 AM
Britney ? I heard she is dating with a nice guy on soloparentdate.cm ??? Another rumor ????
85. Jeffer - July 7, 2008 9:39 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
86. LALLA - July 7, 2008 1:10 PM
SHE'S PRETTY FAMOUS HERE IN ITALY, BUT SHE'S NOT AN ACTRESS NOR A MODEL, ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HER PROFESSION..SHE'S A GUST IN ALMOST ALL THA ITALIAN TV SHOWS, WHICH ARE QUITE CRAPPY.
ON POINT ON HER FAVOUR: HER BOOBS ARE NOT FAKE,SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT
87. M - July 7, 2008 4:28 PM
Jesus... that is a huge bitch in pic 2.
88. Modwild - July 7, 2008 10:43 PM
That little boy is wearing a fugly ONE PIECE bathing suit. It's not a bikini. A real girl knows this.
89. Gina - July 8, 2008 5:54 AM
She's actually 5'7". The average American woman is 5'4", so I wouldn't call her petite.
90. martian - July 23, 2008 11:50 AM
she's an all natural perfect 31 years old woman.
you wish you had a beauty like her by your side when you go to bed at night...
91. Sprmcandy - November 13, 2008 1:18 PM
It's ok.
92. Mark - December 1, 2008 6:16 PM
is it a boy or a girl? can't understand! seems a transgender or what? ugly ugly ugly!