Jul 8 2008Drew Barrymore & Justin Long stop having awkward sex
Sad news, folks. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Who? Exactly. Us Magazine reports:
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.
"They are still friends," a source close to Barrymore tells Us.
Okay, let's be honest: no one outside of Justin Long's penis cares about this news. I'd have more fun chewing on a live power line then talk about these two. In fact, I haven't had breakfast yet, so if you'll excuse me... *KA-ZZZZZZZZZAP* Oh, yeah, I made the right choice. I mean, who needs body hair or the ability to see in color anyway? Not this guy!
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Reader Comments
1. Miss Kitty - July 8, 2008 9:43 AM
First bitches!!!
2. Octavian - July 8, 2008 9:43 AM
Oh no! What a tragedy!
3. britney's weave - July 8, 2008 9:44 AM
so HOW many failed relationships has she had now?
4. Tom Greene - July 8, 2008 9:55 AM
Drew goes through men these days the same way she used to do lines. Fast and Furious.
5. Tom Cruise - July 8, 2008 9:59 AM
Leenie Soo is the pretiest!
6. d - July 8, 2008 10:03 AM
so... drew is a black hole for relationships
lets see how long it takes some douchebag make a really bad 'hi, I'm a Mac' joke in his comment
7. numbers - July 8, 2008 10:07 AM
seventh
8. Ralphie - July 8, 2008 10:13 AM
She changes boyfriends more often than she changes her panties
9. Barely Stearn - July 8, 2008 10:26 AM
Justin Long is funny. Drew Barrymore can eat my shorts. Now I grant you that ain't Shakespeare but damnit Drew Barrymore just ain't worth the effort. I fart on Drew Barrymore.
10. Randy McFlaps - July 8, 2008 11:08 AM
She's not fat, but she looks fat, if you know what I mean.
11. Famous Plastic - July 8, 2008 11:58 AM
THis is 1000 times more interesting news then another Heidi and Spencer post. FYI.
12. Secretary Not Sure - July 8, 2008 12:31 PM
Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
"Dr. Lexus" is the shit!
13. Grunion - July 8, 2008 12:37 PM
PC is so loving this shit right now.
14. policegirl - July 8, 2008 1:22 PM
Wait....someone had sex with Drew Barrymore and didn't get nut cancer? Its a miracle!!
15. Ted from LA - July 8, 2008 1:28 PM
It's not you, it's me.
16. Hecubus - July 8, 2008 3:23 PM
'Justin, you know I care about you very much, you're kind, funny and good looking, you're everything a woman could want, but .... well, the magazines aren't calling you the newest big thing anymore. I think you see my predicament. I really wanted this to work out but without you being touted as the newest star on the block I'm just not able to get the level of fame I was raised to constantly need without actually doing something to deserve it. Don't cry Justin, this doesn't have to be the end. If you have a son who becomes famous maybe I'll give you a quick handjob when I come to pick him up for a date'
17. JA - July 8, 2008 4:23 PM
Justin looks cold.
18. sillysalamander - July 8, 2008 4:48 PM
she dumped him because he's really Justin Short. hehehehehehe
19. bubba gump - July 8, 2008 5:09 PM
i dont care
they were cute togethz
20. bubba gump - July 8, 2008 5:09 PM
i dont care
they were cute togethz
21. Thought they were cute! - July 8, 2008 9:01 PM
When I read this, I actually had an "aww" moment (second, actually). I thought they were cute together. Good luck to both of them.
22. Laverne & Shirley - July 8, 2008 10:19 PM
She was married to Tom Green. "Awkward" is probably the only kind of sex she knows.
23. Steffen - July 9, 2008 4:57 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
24. whitenavel - July 9, 2008 4:58 AM
Macs suck.
25. Narcissist - July 9, 2008 5:23 AM
Seems like one of his movies will generally have 3 to 12x the entertainment value of one of hers. Including that last Herbie thing.
26. Donovan - July 9, 2008 11:21 AM
It is always looked weird to see them together. It looks like a woman with her little brother or something. Even if he really isn't that much younger than her, he looks it.
She is one of the least interesting celebrities out there I think. Someone that acts like they have a lot to say but never says it. And she needs to pick which image she wants, the philosophical or the hollywood hootch. You can't be both.
27. Steffen is a Crisphy Nanos - July 9, 2008 4:21 PM
Stephen you are homosexual and a twink. I think I will kill you. LOL. Every time I log on to The Superficial, I see annoying posts by your faggot ass for R I C H F E L C H I N G .C O M, I can see many new topics talking about how Steffen rapes boys. He as also created a nice profile for seeking great man on boy action.
FUCK YOU STEFFEN !
28. Netsurfer - July 9, 2008 7:27 PM
Drew Barrymore comes in a close second to Kate Hudson when it comes to banging everything wearing pants in Hollywood.
29. Gretchen Weiners - July 9, 2008 11:51 PM
hi i'm a mac... and i'm a pc