Jul 1 2008Christina Milian in a bikini
t's been way too long since we've had bikini pics of Christina Milian on the site. In fact, the last time she was here, you could get two Britney Spears' vagina stories for a nickel. And it was sold to you by a little kid dressed like a Newsie saying "Extra! Extra!" Turns out he was a dwarf named Ralph Shackelsburg who picked all our pockets but I like to think of him as family. Family that I let sleep in my shoe and one time, on a bet, the glove box of my ca - Holy shit. Did I let him out?
UPDATE: Gonna need a shoebox....

Reader Comments
1. ggggggg - July 1, 2008 4:42 PM
FIRST OMG OMGOM GGOMGOMGMGO
2. bah - July 1, 2008 4:42 PM
needs to be less creepily far away
3. sixpack - July 1, 2008 4:42 PM
Probably not first!
4. blp - July 1, 2008 4:46 PM
definitely
5. sixpack - July 1, 2008 4:46 PM
and who is this person again, anyway?
6. bb - July 1, 2008 4:48 PM
#1 Are you retarded?
7. bubba gump - July 1, 2008 4:48 PM
she has a nice body
8. blp - July 1, 2008 4:49 PM
I was supposed to write definitely not first. I guess that's what standing down wind of Tara Reid's breath does to your brain.
9. Ted Mosby - July 1, 2008 4:55 PM
Hit that six ways to Sunday
10. I wish I was first - July 1, 2008 4:57 PM
She looks nice and brown - the future for all America and Europe!!!!!!
HHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa
You white devils be doomed! Jaw Down man! God be watching over us!
Say goodbye your time is soon done.
11. nipolian - July 1, 2008 5:00 PM
She should have used a darker dye on her tramp stamp.
12. BORAT - July 1, 2008 5:06 PM
How much????
13. Barely Stearn - July 1, 2008 5:15 PM
Who is this...?
P.S. - What a shame a crap tat ruins an otherwise splendid rearview...
14. Switch - July 1, 2008 5:23 PM
I find this so weird cause i spent 2 hours looking at past pictures of her yesterday and these pop up. what are the odds of that
15. ph7 - July 1, 2008 5:30 PM
She looks like a brown monkey.
16. bigpapa - July 1, 2008 5:33 PM
if I wuz uh black male ah would gots sex wiff her in da hood
17. htrp - July 1, 2008 5:39 PM
She is ghetto-fabulous.
Dime a dozen, chicks like her. The chicks who clean my house crank out babies like her by the dozen.
18. Captain Fantastic - July 1, 2008 5:42 PM
She should be bringing new towels to the pool, not swimming in it.
19. Asscrack - July 1, 2008 6:00 PM
Pop pop pop that thing, mmmmmmmmmm.
20. Your Fat Mom - July 1, 2008 6:04 PM
I honestly think she's quite cute, but it must sometimes be weird for her when she realizes she's darker than her own shit.
21. sailor moon - July 1, 2008 6:11 PM
the quality of your commentaries has somewhat decreased of late
22. lloyd johnson - July 1, 2008 6:19 PM
lol, so #10 makes an ignorant statement, #'s 15-20 retaliate, and this is how we have fun?
23. loJack - July 1, 2008 6:20 PM
In what part of the country do they allow chimps in swimming pools?
24. adude - July 1, 2008 6:28 PM
i remember her hit song from a few years ago. dip it low. what a catchy tune.
http://mywwesearch.prodege.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=132451
25. coffeebean - July 1, 2008 6:38 PM
I'll just bet she has a hairier ass than Britney Spears.
26. NotBlonde - July 1, 2008 6:55 PM
Wow...really not understanding what is with all the random racism....anyway, she's really cute. Not the best singer and the tramp stamp probably wasn't the best idea, but she's sexy.
27. johnny - July 1, 2008 7:11 PM
At least she dosen't have a sex tape with Mini me!
28. John Winston - July 1, 2008 7:24 PM
I am white, and still I find her cute. Your next president will either be black or be a crazy vietnam vet fuck, so stop the racism and prejudice there.
29. Fat Ghetto Queen - July 1, 2008 7:34 PM
Buhrock Bomma gonna da necks prezdent fow yoo crackaz. Wurd up yo
30. NotBlonde - July 1, 2008 7:53 PM
Yea...#29. Not funny, sorry.
31. bootlips - July 1, 2008 9:07 PM
She must be bi-racial. She doesn't have the typical monkey features that most yard apes have.
32. Joseppy - July 1, 2008 9:17 PM
She looks just like all the other women waiting at the bus stop while I drive by on my way to work.
33. dstrtrt - July 1, 2008 9:20 PM
31- youre scum. shes latina.
34. Pus oozing widda weepin sore on dat azz (Yo) - July 1, 2008 10:01 PM
I wonder if Jane Goodal has ever encountered this ape in the dark recesses of that Hellish wasteland known as Africa. She looks scary to me. I wonder if she bites. I am from the Slavic provinces. We do not have these creatures there (thank God). Very primitive.
35. I think I saw her sexy moves in this linked video! Click and see! - July 1, 2008 11:03 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did. I wonder why the Superfish guy didn't just put the video I linked to into the thread leader up above. Anyway, click the blue link, she's really quite spectacular and sexy in it!!!
Oh, and as for all the racism up above, it just shows how ignorant you are. Why can't you stop hating people for the color of their skin? After all, we all bleed red!!!
36. camcam - July 1, 2008 11:54 PM
wow... do you think any of this makes a difference? i hope you get a surge of confidence off your own insolence. christina milian clearly does not resemble a monkey, that's something you very well know and can see with your own eyes... I guess she should be exemplary like amy winehouse? She's a real credit to your race, fucking ass bags. I hate keyboard cowards, i'd have more respect for you if you were zieg heil-ing at some rally in public.. if you're so superior, why not move on with your glorious life? fucking losers.. racism is so lame. who does that shit anymore?
37. Mamahita - July 2, 2008 2:04 AM
I Love her. She is so pretty, and it is obvious she works out, yet she doesn't look like a pile of sticks.. All those negative comments probably come from people who are frustrated that they couldn't find a single spot on her with cellulitis or "cottage cheese skin" as some call it.
Anyway, if you have a problem with yourself, feel better by picking down obviously pretty ladies, then hit the gym, eat healthy and trust me, typing looser comments will not make you skinnier nor prettier.
Totally agree with #36, racism is so lame, who does that anymore?
38. Mamahita - July 2, 2008 2:05 AM
I Love her. She is so pretty, and it is obvious she works out, yet she doesn't look like a pile of sticks.. All those negative comments probably come from people who are frustrated that they couldn't find a single spot on her with cellulitis or "cottage cheese skin" as some call it.
Anyway, if you have a problem with yourself, feel better by picking down obviously pretty ladies, then hit the gym, eat healthy and trust me, typing looser comments will not make you skinnier nor prettier.
Totally agree with #36, racism is so lame, who does that anymore?
39. Mercutio - July 2, 2008 5:11 AM
You know what I find so funny about these racist fucks? (15-17, 20, 23)
They're the kind of douche that says this stuff on the net and then when challenged, then say "Sheeet, get a sense of humour you idiot".
Well the point is, try your jokes out on a black person - a real black person like me. I'm a good indicator of humour and if it works, then I'll shake your hand and laugh along with you.
In this case, if it doesn't, well, you can see what happens.
Idiots..you'll talk behind your screens but couldn't you come up with something more witty to say about Milian?
You noticed she's 'dark' (who uses that word?).
Wow...so she is. But she's prettier than any of your girlfriends I'd bet, and sexier, and richer. And she's considered pretty by more guys in the know than your sorry Pirelli-calendar-masturbating asses.
Not all that is white is great - there are other races of chicks that are pretty damn hot!
Oh wait - don't tell me, they're called Asians and you fantasise over them "serving" you.
I give up with you fucking douchebags.
40. Sim free - July 2, 2008 5:30 AM
a flabby ass attracts me no more
41. Me One - July 2, 2008 5:38 AM
I WOULD GIVE HER A TOUNGE BATH!!!!!!!
42. gergerg - July 2, 2008 7:48 AM
I'd bang her like a drum.
43. veggi - July 2, 2008 7:51 AM
I know it's a slow news period, but enough with the mudpeople in bikinis. You can get Animal Planet on basic cable.
44. tim Touche - July 2, 2008 8:14 AM
It's nice they let maids swim in the hotel pools after work.
45. Too much Melanin is a really bad thing - July 2, 2008 8:28 AM
Seems universal since ancient times that women with dark skin are considered inferior. Notice how blacks prefer lighter skinned negroid does I mean females of their type (ick)? Notice how Bill Cosby or Huxtable daddy had a light skin father on his show? Notice how his daughter was somehow a melatto? Explain that one to us.
Keepin' it real for the Homees.
Anyway, this chimp looks like she strayed too far from the ape troop and seems lost without the silverback's guidance.
I can tell she is close to dropping down on all fours. Gonna start pickin' insects out of her bush out of anxiety. Maybe puke and eat her own vomit, maybe throw her own feces up and down in the air or at the humans around her.
How's that for some racism? WEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
46. King Wang - July 2, 2008 8:39 AM
I don't get it. I thought all Mexicans were afraid of all H2O except for the Red River during the Summertime when they do "Mass Migration"?
Kind of like Lemmings........except with a higher "Grease" content........
I would be pissed if I was the poolboy, after all, we are talking about her not leaving "Ring around the Collar".........but the whole friggin' pond.
47. Rut Roh - July 2, 2008 9:11 AM
Eh, this site has gone bizarre with racism.
#39, I couldn't agree more, but that's okay, I'm sure assclowns on this site will fire back with extremely racist comments. Luckily, I'm Asian, so I will be hearing too.
It's strange how these cowards only do this on websites, but in real life they go to work and act like open minded humans.....it's sad really.
48. free lily - July 2, 2008 9:23 AM
damn, she's got a juicy ass!
49. God Almighty - July 2, 2008 9:42 AM
Damn right she has a "juicy ass". The problem is, I really DO like to eat "juicy fried pork chops", but it doesn't mean I would want to fuck one that's been in the pool that long............
50. slam - July 2, 2008 10:21 AM
what the eff is up with all the racism? what is wrong with you people? You horrible, close minded douche bags. Consider just for a second that NOONE not even the whitest person on the planet had a CHOICE. you were born the color you are - so grow the EFF up.
idiots
51. gerard Vansenberg - July 2, 2008 10:45 AM
AMERICANS love the word "CHRIST".
Producers know that:
- christina aguilera
- chris rock
- christian milian
- even the HERPES-SUCKER and FAGGOT: christian........
...........................ALL FAKERS!!
52. White is Right and rhymes with Light, Pussys are tight at Night - July 2, 2008 10:50 AM
Black and brown
Makes me frown
White and tight
Is Alright!
Not Shakespeare (believe it or not)
53. txangel - July 2, 2008 11:12 AM
okay seriously, i don't know if all these racist comments are to get a reaction out of people or what but its really getting old. i'm as white as they come, (blonde hair, green eyes) and last month married a hispanic and i'd really hate to think that my future kids are gonna be judged on the color of their skin....
i think christina is beautiful!
54. lloyd johnson - July 2, 2008 11:16 AM
lol I love you guys. I am talking about the cowards that type this racist crap anonymously behind their computer screens. They are low class people that are angry at being poor, ugly, dumb, fat, untalented, or generally useless. When they are finished here they go look up tranny porn and masturbate to chicks with dicks. They go to work and get yelled at by their bosses for being incompetent. No woman would ever date them so they have to pay prostitutes or just masturbate until it hurts. Its the losers like you that make me look so good. Now go play WoW and leave the effective mebers of society alone.
nigger, coon, darkie, mudpeople, dirt people, maids, wetbacks, junglebunny, monkey, spic, sambo, etc. are all words you will never ever say to my face, so they don't hurt here. Don't believe me? Come test.
55. lloyddobblerNJ - July 2, 2008 11:17 AM
Ahh... it must be great to be an internet racist... you're free to spew whatever ignorant shit you want without the resulting ass kicking you'd get for saying it to anyone's face. Gotta love technology! Before the web all you could do was yell "fuck you nigger!" from a moving vehicle with no chance of being chased down.
56. twiss - July 2, 2008 11:28 AM
seriously what the hell just happened here? i usually read some of the comments out of general curiousity of what others think, and to laugh a bit sometimes, but this is completely out of line. who are you racist idiots????? it's ridiculous that it takes a hispanic girl with a tan to get you all to come out and type away your racist insults. you are losers. you are ignorant. and karma's a bitch. peace.
57. twiss - July 2, 2008 11:28 AM
seriously what the hell just happened here? i usually read some of the comments out of general curiousity of what others think, and to laugh a bit sometimes, but this is completely out of line. who are you racist idiots????? it's ridiculous that it takes a hispanic girl with a tan to get you all to come out and type away your racist insults. you are losers. you are ignorant. and karma's a bitch. peace.
58. Rut Ruh - July 2, 2008 12:05 PM
My guess is the racist comments are coming from 1-2 people that are trying to get a reaction out of other people (complete strangers) because they have a sad, lonely life and need to anger other people to feel important about their existence.
It's a shame they can't just turn to suicide and leave the world alone, but eh...I still enjoy some pretty ladies even if I have to push aside the fucktards that visit this site.
59. trader - July 2, 2008 12:06 PM
I would trade my white skin if I could look like her!
60. JPRichardson - July 2, 2008 12:20 PM
She is US American, her parents are Cuban, of african ancestry.
Anyway, she has a terrific body and a delicious booty, I believe dubya Bush resembles a monkey more accurately.
61. vitun lutkat - July 2, 2008 12:56 PM
Fuck you all racists. And damn she's gorgeous.
62. Taisto - July 2, 2008 2:22 PM
NO ONE THINK LICK THAT ASS
63. SueMe - July 2, 2008 4:46 PM
#53 I appreciate your compassion for Christina, and she is very gorgeous. Just know that comments and attitudes like these are and probably will always be inevitable. Besides people will probably just be jealous of your biracial cuties. How do I know it's inevitable? Well it's because I have been black for over 26 years, and no matter how attractive you are...if you're a minority and especially black you will get hated on. You can be damn near be the identical twin of what whites consider to be their sexiest woman, but if you have brown skin for some ironic reason that will still make you unattractive to the racist ones.
64. SueMe - July 2, 2008 4:46 PM
#53 I appreciate your compassion for Christina, and she is very gorgeous. Just know that comments and attitudes like these are and probably will always be inevitable. Besides people will probably just be jealous of your biracial cuties. How do I know it's inevitable? Well it's because I have been black for over 26 years, and no matter how attractive you are...if you're a minority and especially black you will get hated on. You can be damn near be the identical twin of what whites consider to be their sexiest woman, but if you have brown skin for some ironic reason that will still make you unattractive to the racist ones.
65. Sad and Lonely Depressed White Person with Butt Acne - July 2, 2008 5:29 PM
I would not say this to your handsome ultramasculine faces because you black and brown folk are so tough and scary and all and we whites are such little cowards but here goes:
I hate all you second rate non-evolved primates and all your foreign flags flying so proudly inside your cars and on your front license plates and rear view mirrors. Yeah it is so important to your nasty little egos to let everyone know that your are not American. I say fuck you to all of you. Don't forget, we could wipe you dumb evolutionary losers out at any time we wanted to. Either with conventional military, nukes or most likely ethnically specific germ warfare.
Don't think so, eh? Ha ha ha you stupid little dark people.
66. Sydney - July 2, 2008 6:29 PM
Jealous people need to stop hating. Go check yourself in the mirror before you say anything about this healthy, beautiful, young girl in Hollywood.
67. Sydney - July 2, 2008 6:29 PM
Jealous people need to stop hating. Go check yourself in the mirror before you say anything about this healthy, beautiful, young girl in Hollywood.
68. Brit - July 2, 2008 6:59 PM
Someones wearing a bikini from Target!
69. Nighthawk33 - July 2, 2008 7:09 PM
I'm a black male and proud of it .u know racism is like jock itch it's there but u can't see it.so u c these ingnorant people need to b scratched or better yet educated that their views r the minority now.Here r a few examples :Barack Obama,Tiger Woods,Boston Celtics,The Venus Sisters,Rhianna(Take a bow u hateful cowards).the few I named are all on top right now and all people of color such as myself.so the more u hate the more u inspire us.So hide behind ur computer screens,itz 2008 wake up,and take those sheets off ur heads.Ur beliefs r stale and outdated.Word
70. Narcissist - July 2, 2008 7:35 PM
Well, I had been asking for these (click name). These aren't as flattering, but I guess the others were really professional promo pics, like those Mila Kunis gas station pics a few days ago.
71. SueMe - July 2, 2008 7:45 PM
What's with you butt acne dude? Lighten up and have some fun in your life for once. If you hate people just because they're dark then you are either a non believer in God, or you just don't know him and you hate God too. He decided how he wanted to make us. We never had the choice. If you're going to hate people can't you at least have a legitimate reason to do so? Where's the logic behind your hatred. Don't go telling me it's because darkies ruin society, or that they are good for nothings. You would be telling a lie if you said anything of the such, because human beings like yourself ruin society, and you haven't met every darky.
72. Ivarman - July 2, 2008 8:11 PM
I believe in kingdom come, when all the races will bread into one!
Christina Milian is the most beautiful woman you'll ever get a restraining order from. You KKKers are a disgrace to us whitish people.
73. Blig - July 2, 2008 9:24 PM
You racists are so disgusting and ignorant. Shut the fuck up with your bigoted nonsense.
74. Blig - July 2, 2008 11:01 PM
You racists are so disgusting and ignorant. Shut the fuck up with your bigoted nonsense.
Why can't you stop hating people for the color of their skin? After all, we all bleed red!!!
And if you want to fight, just click on to my myspace page and I'll be more than ready to get it on with you!
Blig
75. good girl - July 3, 2008 6:50 PM
the reason why you dont have creatures like that in teh Slavic Provinces, is because u're so damned idiot, selfish, ignorant, silly, palerma, podres, filha da puta, sua desgraçada...black people is around everywhere...i bet ur a hore, bitch, that every man fucks just because they dont have nothing to do...ur an object...Parvalhona...VAIS MORRER SECA Pus oozing widda weepin sore on dat azz ...
76. ABC - July 4, 2008 12:03 AM
I am an attractive 22 y/o black girl. I will tell you that these men are all hypocrites. My boyfriend's white, and yes, I've heard him make racist comments and I would bet money that he said shit about black girls before meeting me - I've heard him say things about black GUYS TO me. The thing is, if a woman as beautiful as Christina were standing in front of them willing to have sex with them, all logic, reason, and previous statements/stereotypes about hot chicks, black chicks, WHATEVER, fly out the door. The ironic thing is, they would hit it, no questions asked.
Btw, he's been coming back for more for 2 years now. So much for racism.
77. Apes belong in the zoo or the jungle far far away from Humans - July 4, 2008 10:22 PM
#76 it seems a pity that your white boyfriend has to resort to bestiality for sex. Poor guy. I hope he washes his willy after he puts it in your three holes.
78. People of Color are da Shizik Yo - Word Up - July 4, 2008 10:28 PM
The only reason you moneys are here is because the Masters are going to reduce the white race to obscurity once and for all. You are merely a pestilence that plagues us. You did not conquer us, we were forced to let you in. With all of your stupidity and backwards lack of any respect or manners. I hope the traitors doing the bidding of the Globalists are proud.
They are above it all in wealth.
79. ABC - July 4, 2008 11:36 PM
Actually, it was between me and a blonde Russian chick, but he picked me. The Russian chick seemed crazy. He's been picking me ever since (ironically, usually over blondes).
Skinhead who knocked up a black girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-beEQaqZccI
And I will say it again... hypocrites.
80. She's Nasty - July 5, 2008 6:49 AM
Why are black women so damn ugly?
81. Anonymous Black Chick - July 7, 2008 9:35 PM
Check out my bastardly profile (if you like black chicks... don't bother if you're a racist, nothing to see here): http://www.bastardly.com/user/2140
82. Anonymous Hippopotomus - July 7, 2008 9:41 PM
You really are a fat nasty cellulite ridden pig. You sure got walnut sized ovaries to post that shit for all the world to laugh at.
83. Plastique - October 11, 2008 6:24 PM
Wow, except for the trash tat, that is one really hot ass.