Jul 15 2008Christian Bale isn't a dick
Every once in a while, it's nice to see a celeb not act like a complete douche bandit. In this case, Batman himself Christian Bale, who took the time to sign a shitload of autographs for fans that approached him and his wife in Manhattan. Which is pretty badass compared to other superhero actors like, say Tobey Maguire, who'd probably just punch you in the kidney then call Spider-man a fag.
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Reader Comments
1. Jen - July 15, 2008 11:03 AM
At least someone knows how to act in public.
2. Cyrez - July 15, 2008 11:05 AM
His wife's top is a darker shade of black than his pants or his shirt. Fail.
3. http://www.funderoos.com - July 15, 2008 11:05 AM
I love you Patrick Bateman!
4. Bradley - July 15, 2008 11:06 AM
NICE
5. jzz - July 15, 2008 11:11 AM
i don't see Christian Bale anymore, all i see now is Bruce Wayne.
6. Onyx Blackman - July 15, 2008 11:14 AM
@ 3, do you like Phil Collins?
7. Duke Nukem - July 15, 2008 11:17 AM
Not the face! Not the FUCKING FACE!
er, um, excuse me, I have to return some video tapes...
8. veggi - July 15, 2008 11:17 AM
I would stick a finger up his ass, then lick it. I'm pretty sure he'd like that type of thing.
9. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 11:24 AM
I would have bat kicked that idiot kid's ass for wearing those stupid sneakers.
10. mac b - July 15, 2008 11:25 AM
That's especially cool considering that most of those folks probably weren't fans of anything other than selling autographs on Ebay.
11. Jeff - July 15, 2008 11:27 AM
That guy is awesome. So glad people are posting stories like this.
Way to go, Christian! My man crush knows no bounds, haha
12. ! - July 15, 2008 11:30 AM
Nice too see someone actually appreciate the people that help him obtain fame and fortune. Decent guy, rest of hollywood should take note.
13. iheartbatman - July 15, 2008 11:36 AM
This makes him 80% times hotter. And he was pretty fucking hot before. damn!
14. kit kitten - July 15, 2008 11:37 AM
nice to see the american psycho references! that movie is hilarious, and christian bale was awesome in it. i think that's when i fell in love with him - when he was running around the hallway, naked with a chainsaw.
15. Janet - July 15, 2008 11:37 AM
god he's sexy
16. twzzlrgirl - July 15, 2008 11:38 AM
My God the things I'd love to do to that man. I just licked my computer screen.
17. angelchrome - July 15, 2008 11:45 AM
Man alive - how tall is his wife? He's like 6'2" and she's wearing flats!
18. veggi - July 15, 2008 11:50 AM
@8- go fuck yourself. I would like to do some nasty things to that man, but you my dear, are disgusting..
19. veggi - July 15, 2008 12:13 PM
I'm concerned that he looks feverish, that's all. If my finger tastes warm I might give him some Advil.
20. Kirk - July 15, 2008 12:14 PM
@8, don't let @18 get you down. I bet you're getting a lot more action, so rock on sister!!!
21. bbb - July 15, 2008 12:31 PM
I love him (especially Patrick Bateman!) but did anyone read his interview in the recent issue of Details or Vanity Fair (cant remember which one). He is CRAZY - like, should be locked up delusional kinda crazy.
22. Anne - July 15, 2008 12:33 PM
"My God the things I'd love to do to that man. I just licked my computer screen." LOL, Best comment I have read in a while.
Probably because I SOOOOO agree!
23. Rocky - July 15, 2008 12:35 PM
I met Tobey Maguire when he was filming the first Spider-Man. He was a class-A douche. I don't think I have ever met anyone more unpleasant or uncharismatic in my entire life. He was a total fuckbag.
24. roop - July 15, 2008 12:46 PM
He isn't a dick? He's walking around in all black on a day when it's 83 degrees, that smacks of a pretentious dickiness to me. Look at these fucking ebay autograph selling losers, if there was ever a need for a pipe explosion this would be it.
25. Mary - July 15, 2008 12:51 PM
I want to see MORE posts of this incredible man. He is an amazing actor and my 'F'ing wet dream!
26. twzzlrgirl - July 15, 2008 1:18 PM
#22 -- thanks Anne :)
I shorted out my computer from the drool, but it was very satisfying :)
27. Simon Scowl - July 15, 2008 1:46 PM
Is he making The Machinist 2? Eat something, dude!
28. alyna - July 15, 2008 2:04 PM
Sweet Jesus He's is so friggin' sexy. I think its his lips/mouth that really do it for me.
29. NastyBedazzler - July 15, 2008 2:19 PM
I've been a huge fan of Christian Bale since he played Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Looks like it's the same for a lot of people here as well. Since then I've kept up on all of this movies, he's one of the best actors of our time in my opinion.
30. Ward - July 15, 2008 2:23 PM
Hey fair play to the guy, quite nice to know he's not a complete scummer as I'm a fan of the film's he in. Well done Baleman. Your fans salute you. =D
31. CES - July 15, 2008 2:27 PM
Absolutely one of my favorite actors and tops in sex appeal. Half of New York wears all black everyday it is not necessarily pretentious. Wearing khakis? Now that would be completely dickish.
32. jane - July 15, 2008 3:32 PM
agree with 29.
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
33. Anonny - July 15, 2008 3:34 PM
Note to self: find hot British guy. They don't mind horse teeth.
34. dement - July 15, 2008 3:43 PM
If he weren't married, I'd volunteer to have his babies. He's awesome.
35. Randal - July 15, 2008 3:49 PM
Good work Christian! You've done a bang up job with your career and continue to keep it cool with good natured and warm hearted stops in public like this.
Folks will always see others who wear their hearts on their sleeve and you wear it well.
Kudos!
Randal
36. Mr. Krinkle - July 15, 2008 4:11 PM
I know anyone is drooling over Bale, but did anyone else notice the ugliest woman on the planet in picture 4! Good god, she should be put down for the sake of humanity.
37. Holyfuck - July 15, 2008 4:23 PM
There aren't man things more pathetic than a grown man hounding another grown man so he will sigh his name on a photograph for him. Growm men who seek autographs are kind of creepy. Autographs are for little kids. Just look at these retards...
38. AC - July 15, 2008 4:27 PM
@36....hahaha she looks like Sloth from the Goonies' twin sister...bummer huh...
And Christian Bale is the hottest man ever. Even in the Machinist. I know its sick, but true
39. kenny - July 15, 2008 5:15 PM
Bale is a class act. He even signs autographs for illegal immigrants. See pic #1.
40. rtyd6td - July 15, 2008 5:38 PM
he's awesome , but looks like a tramp. ah well...better looks like a POS (like me) than some overly rich cunt.
41. Lisa - July 15, 2008 5:51 PM
I love Christian. He is sooooo much hotter than Brad Pitt.
42. Mr. Krinkle - July 15, 2008 6:35 PM
@38 I was thinking the lost sister of Alfred E. Newman, but I see definitely see the Sloth resemblance.
43. http://www.funderoos.com - July 15, 2008 6:37 PM
I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine!!
44. JungleRed - July 15, 2008 6:41 PM
He does it for me. He's not the best looking man on the planet, but he really is one hot piece of ass. I watched Empire of the Sun the other day and had confusing and pedophilic thoughts.
As an aside, just how OLD is John Malkovich? Bale is about 10 years old in that movie and Malkovich still looks 40.
45. FCS - July 15, 2008 6:46 PM
#39 little did Bale know he was authorizing buddies green card when he signed..
46. emily - July 15, 2008 6:53 PM
DREAMBOAT!
47. Linda - July 15, 2008 6:56 PM
That thing by his eye is gross. Tumor?
48. Kahvi - July 15, 2008 7:10 PM
mmmmmmMMMMMMM! That man is fine!
Not only is he the sexiest man in Hollywood, but one of the best actors. I first saw him in "Newsies" when he was like, 17 and I was like, "That boy's really good lookin'. He's going to be a hot man one day." And I was right. A few years later, I saw his picture on the cover of Entertainment, and at first didn't even recognize him.
49. Anonymous Black Chick - July 15, 2008 8:05 PM
Christian's wife is hot. I suspected it from his choice of film roles, but now I KNOW Christian has good taste.
50. AC - July 15, 2008 9:21 PM
@42...no you're right, Alfred E. Neumann for sure. Either way, the poor thing must hate getting up every day knowing she has to go out in public like that
51. horse_lady - July 15, 2008 10:20 PM
I think he was even hotter in Reign of Fire.....OMG he was ripped and oh so yummy.....Matthew has NOTHING on Bale... also just something really hot about a guy bringing down a man killing beast.
52. mmmm - July 15, 2008 10:47 PM
"I watched Empire of the Sun the other day and had confusing and pedophilic thoughts."
+1. He's so adorable in that movie, verging on hot. Very confusing.
I want to vagina trap him.
53. michelle - July 15, 2008 10:59 PM
he really is a nice guy. i used to seat his wife and him at pf chang's in santa monica all time. real cool couple:)
54. John Johnson - July 15, 2008 11:01 PM
Did anyone else think 'Why is he holding hands with Kate Beckinsale?' at first?
55. stephanie - July 15, 2008 11:24 PM
#36- she has to be a tourist
56. stephanie - July 15, 2008 11:34 PM
#54- yes
#38- the machinist?! haha, yeah, that is kind of sick, but I can understand. he's great.
#53- PF Changs-- yum! and Pei Wei
and the people talking about selling the pics on ebay... yeah, I don't mean this like a black person can't be a fan of Christian Bale or Batman... so please don't infer that... but so many of the people that do stuff like that and/or scalp tickets are just like that black man with the backpack and pro pics.
57. dystopia. - July 16, 2008 12:18 AM
I love him. I've loved him since Little Women when he wasn't even hot.
58. max - July 16, 2008 1:55 AM
@17
He's actually 6' tall. She's around 5'10'' and easily outweighs him. They always wear black and she's always grinning her gummy grin just like in the top pic.
59. Astrid - July 16, 2008 2:49 AM
he is f.... hot...I wish I could have a dinner with him at Dorsia....hehe... but without being killed afterwards... ;)
60. Sendy - July 16, 2008 5:31 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
61. rubmybuddha - July 16, 2008 6:41 AM
This just proves that all people in Manhattan walk around with stock photos of the favorites stars in their purses and briefcases.
62. Dino - July 16, 2008 7:58 AM
He was awesome in Equilibrium.
Now that was a cool film, totally mad.
63. jt82 - July 16, 2008 8:28 AM
From fetching coffee and dry cleaning for Winona Ryder to marrying Christian Bale. Well done.
64. gerard Vandenberg - July 16, 2008 10:57 AM
There simply aren't other possibilities folks!!!
65. Pete - July 16, 2008 1:28 PM
I read an interview with the guy on a British website the other day and he truly relishes playing the character. I think guys like McGuire are almost embarrassed that they're portraying comic book heroes.
66. yatebale - July 17, 2008 9:04 AM
Batman is the best & BALE is awesome
67. Snape's Mistress - July 19, 2008 5:38 PM
He's absofuckinglutely HOT. ::drools::
68. Michele - July 19, 2008 11:20 PM
I think Christian is a great actor who has his ups and downs like everyone. Unlike some actors, he doesn't try to hide it as much. Let's face it, they are actors, and many of them who have positive public reputations towards the fans are simply acting. Some just don't bother. I'd put Christian somewhere in the middle, he truly seems like a nice guy, but he isn't going to put on a fake face if he doesn't feel like smiling, either.
Best working actor of his generation right now.
69. Alex - July 20, 2008 1:13 AM
54. John Johnson - I totally thought that was Kate too!!!
70. bogdanadana - July 22, 2008 12:25 PM
hahahah i love how its all geeky men. probably good since the wife is there :) I'd like his autograph...
71. selin - July 23, 2008 10:46 AM
his wife is not beautiful for him.not suitable for him he can find a wonderful woman than her.even i dont wear outside like her.if i m bales wife i can wear better than her.ha ha ha and she has no make up good.
72. Missystar - July 26, 2008 1:20 PM
#16...that is some funny shit. I am in complete agreement--I would let him do anything to me, including yell and shove. He could also refuse to cough up $200,000, as long as he was shirtless at the time.
73. random - July 27, 2008 3:20 AM
Man, Bale is so hot! He is every freaking woman's dream! I can't stop fantasizing about this guy -- his wife is pretty damn lucky to be with him. I almost like that she's not some amazingly beautiful woman-- she's normal, average at best. He must be pretty down to earth and has his priorties straight. Just because he makes money dosen't mean his money-hungry, loser mom/sister is entitled to it. Damn, I want to spend a whole day with this man -- he is so f'in HOT!
74. Rebekha - September 5, 2008 11:29 AM
Did anyone else notice that in picture #4 he is totally rubbing someone boob with his arm. I'm not sure if its a man boob or a woman boob, all I know is I wish it was my boob.