Jul 23 2008Christian Bale didn't physically assault mother, depressed about Heath Ledger

first
dark knight sucks

second

christian bale is hot

That's the story that the police want you to believe. The real truth? Mom caught him with some Bat-Porn and he had to Batarang her.

Sorry mom, but nobody is allowed to see the Dark Knight digging into his bat cave...

If I lived in London, I would be doing motherfucking LIFE!!!!!!!!

Hey, I've been gone a while, did anyone see that crazyass Natalie Portman video? Holy hell, WTC????!!!!

Fish you are the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club :::::::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m::::::: for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club :::::::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m::::::: for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

I'm siding with Batman on this one.

AND, TDK was awesome.

um.. what kind of mom does that? i'm pretty sure if i cursed at my mom she would not seek to RUIN MY LIFE AND REPUTATION by turning me into the police!!

to all the douches that need to feel worthy of something by insulting those who take a small childish pleasure in declaring themselves first on the board

to all the sad, sad people whose ego needs boosting by claiming superiority to those who take a little competitive pleasure - innocent pleasure - in saying " i beat you all i was here first!"

to all those who basically act condescendingly towards those who lightly and playfully just type "first!"
lemme say
without even being actually n.1

FIRST YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLES!!

His family sound like a bunch of cunts.

#10 hmmmm....issues much??

wow, if thats true then it seems like his mom and sister are a couple of nasty, jealous bitches. Here he sets them up in a nice hotel, and its only the biggest night of his life and the biggest movie he's ever made... and they totally pissed on his parade. That sucks ass.

You know what else doesn't work? Christmas caroling in the summer time, at your ex-girlfriends house, naked, with a bottle of whiskey, and a hard on.

WOOO HOOO....I'm 12th!!!!

He should have shown her the back of his batman glove!!!

Wha's the big deal? All families fight. My mother used to stomp me to the floor when I disturbed her by crawling into her room and puking on the floor. True I was only a baby but what of it? I got back at her by adding jalapenos to her vaginal jelly that she used when fucking the pool boy behind daddy's back.

Facts:

He has two other sisters, both successful. This sister with the mom, who worked in the circus btw, is a data entry drone.

The dad divorced the mom and married Gloria Stenim.

Bale brought them to London and out them up in a hotel.

Everything about this screams golddigging bitches looking to squeeze some cash from the movie star relation.

#12 frist!

ciao frist, no actually i just needed an excuse to insult someone

then i got creative and kinda got in the whole "holier than thou" thing

you know what i mean no?
i just wanted to tell someone they're an A HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

;)

#18, that's cool. We all need to call people a-hole sometimes..

It is ironic that his family decided to call the police the night before his big movie debut. Makes you wonder if they were legit. I did see The Dark Knight this weekend. I wasn't impressed. Spider-Man is better!

I'm FIRST.

AND Christian Bale can hit whoever the fuck he wants. I don't give a fuck. He should slap his momma, cuss his sister, and just generally be an asshole. Thats what vigilantes are for. They don't live by the rules. They are edgy. The whole gig of being one is that you can do whatever the fuck you want and not give a shit about it.

My guess is after this VERY public scene that he has made about being innocent, he is going to cruelly punish his mother secretively until she goes crazy. Well played Bale, well played.

Hey FRIST!!! We all need a drink sometimes as well. Is it Friday yet?

Its not hard to believe that he's family could be a-holes. We've all seen it before with other celebrities.

What's up with these lame audio pop-ups that keep slowing my computer down. At least they could annoy the fuck out of me with a good song.

I don't need to hear some dude telling me to "get readdy nigga nigga nigga get ready".

Sweet culture...

If I was his wife Id suck his dick right now
wait even if I wasnt his wife Id suck his dick right now
come here baby Ill make it all better

Hey, TS, where ya been??

Of course it's Friday. It's always Friday in my world!!

if he is that depressed, he can always come to my house for some consolation. a nice full-body rub down (with my tongue) can cure the darkest of times.

Moms a drunk, sisters a druggie. I would imagine both need cash. nuff said.

What a dick! He drags over Heath's corpse for a little cover. Total slimeball.

So why aren't the hags being charged with inciting confrontation? I can't stand people who incite and then get to go all holy and charge someone with reacting!!!! Throw the hags under the bus....just once...that's all it takes.

Fucking cunts called the pigs because he swore at them?

WTF

Reminds me of this.... perhaps this is what Christian's been reading...

http://www.superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=30%3Aframes-and-panels-index&id=799%3Athe-goddamn-batman&Itemid=34

Reminds me of this.... perhaps this is what Christian's been reading...

http://www.superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=30%3Aframes-and-panels-index&id=799%3Athe-goddamn-batman&Itemid=34

#31 - totally agree. are you effing kidding me? if someone called the cops every time i raised my voice and took the LORD"S name in vain (haha) i would be spending every night in the slammah!

#17. I agree 100% this smells fishy as hell. We all know what fucking pieces of shit our family members can be. There is NO way this guy was or is a threat to his mother and sister and the fact that they are acting like he is just proves what slimy bitches they are. It's fucking disgusting that they wuld try to ruin his reputation and cause all this turmoil on his big night, especially since this movie has such a sad real life undertone, clearly this is a sensitive time for him. I hope no one believes his ma and sis I knew the second I read this story that it was a bunch of bull. I'm no celebrity fan, they are paid disgusting amounts of money and often lead self absorbed ego maniac lives, but the truth is when you are on top a lot of people will try to take you down.

Agreed #31 and #34. If my mother called the cops every time I yelled at her I'd already be set up to do life, I'm a mild manered girl, my mom can push my buttons like no one else and ya I get pretty fucking pissed off sometimes, who the hell doesn't? I hate idiots who think it's okay to waste the police's time with their little family feuding and shit they know damn well is not an emergency, the cops have better things to do with their time you whores, like trying to figure out where the hell to find a doughnut in England... I guess it's crumpets again eh piggies?

This story right here is why MANY people no longer speak to certain family members. No one can cause you as much hell as a family member.

I really appreciate Christian's acting. I hope he'll be able to sort out the family issues.

When will women like these stop going to the police because they started something and a guy does to them what they was doing to him.

They are pathetic little cowards who need to understand that if you talk to someone like a piece of shit they are allowed to talk to you like you're a piece of shit as well.

"Uhhh, I'm, like, uhhh, really depressed about Heath..."

Let this asshole please kill himself BEFORE HIS MOTHER DOES, amen!!

boo fucking hoo, depressed about heath ledger??? SUCK MY ASS...PUSSY

Okay, that is the funniest shit I've read in awhile, Fish.

As for the Bale incident, I feel bad for him. I've had similar blow-outs with my own mother.

Wait wait... Did I just hear that he's having trouble in his marriage? Fuck, my dream is starting to come to fruition. I'll be moving to L.A. soon...

That's not the way I heard it. I heard he hit his sister first (POW!!!!) and then ran over to his mom (ZOOM!!!!!) and stuck her finger in the toaster (ZAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and tried to blow up the house (KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!).

(Please tell me one of you people hear is old enough to get this...)

That's not the way I heard it. I heard he hit his sister first (POW!!!!) and then ran over to his mom (ZOOM!!!!!) and stuck her finger in the toaster (ZAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and tried to blow up the house (KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!).

(Please tell me one of you people here is old enough to get this...)

Holy hilariousness, Ted! ;)

I believe the story.
Poor Christian.

The Dark Knight was amazing.

Ha.
Very nice, Ted.
I'm a youngin' but I still caught the reference.

I'd let Christian do whatever he wanted to me.

I BELIEVE IN CHRISTIAN BALE

Don't let those evil cunts bring you down!!

#1. You must of seen a different movie. That movie was beyond amazing.

Jedi knight or whatever the fuck these kids are all about is a new religion and bale should have slapped those bitches. What a pussy.

Family can be your best friends or your worst enemies. I'm the youngest of three and my brother and sister can make my life hell sometimes.

I side with Bale on this one. One angry word and the ninnies go running off to the cops. Bunch of crybabies. It's too bad you can't choose your family. God knows, I'd have chosen a completely different one myself.

no one fights like family. but it has caused me to consider:

"let me get this straight. you want to blackmail a man who you think runs around the city beating criminals to a pulp every night? good luck with that."

Christian Bale is so hot he can come punch my mother and I would be ok with it. Plus, he is a total badass, and I am sure he IS depressed about Heath. We all are.

#29- Yeah, cause it's totally impossible that prospect of having to watch a friend and cowork'ers living corpse captured on film for 3 hours would depress a guy. He's not human or anything. And what the hell does he need cover for? His mom and sister tried to humiliate him, ruin the premier, and hurt his career out of petty anger. Even if he went for the verbal jugular, you don't do that. I'd seriously consider disowning them if I were him.

She sounds like a real piece of work. She calls the police because he yelled at her??? And then the nerve of the sister sayings that this was a private family matter. So why in the world did you call the police? And for yelling?

I get the feeling this mother and daugher probably deserved every bit of yelling they got, and more.

i am sure Christian Bale isn't a bad person, however I must say that he gives off a dark aura, something about him that makes alarm bells go crazy.

Bunch of bitches who just wanted to get money out of him. His mom's also probably bitter towards Christian because when he parents divorced when he was a kid, he chose to stay with his father over her (smart move; She sounds like a real nutjob). And now, coincidentally the NIGHT BEFORE HIS BIG PREMIRE, they try to sabatoge it by making him look like a jerk infront of his fans and all of Hollywood? Tsk, tsk, how pathetic. I'm siding with Christian 100% Any man who is so dedicated to being a good father and is an incredible humanitarian who loves animals is NOT a bad person. Besides, even if he DID get into a heated argument with them, so what? He's human! All he did was YELL at them! And he had good reason to! His mom was apparently insulting his wife and daughter. I'd yell at my mom too!

My mom kicked me out of the barbecue because I wanted to make it A Knight's Tale themed party, I had tiny little lance umbrellas to garnish the martinis and everything. After that I threw my mom down the stairs and watched the first thirty minutes of Monster's Ball over and over again.

I can do a thousand now.

Poor thing, this whole ordeal is being blown way out of proportion....in no small part to his *cough* loving mother....

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club **R I C H L O V I N G.C O M** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

I knew he didn't beat them. Everyone at work was like aww man he hits women. I told them no matter it verbal or physical the police put it as assualt.

I totally agree that the mom and sister sound like gold-diggers. Sounds like some family members I have on BOTH my parents side.

bale is so hot. oh god, the things i would do to that man....

sounds like one or the other of the women might do whatever it takes to get some extra coin

The word assault is often misunderstood, and in Batman's case, the confusion seems widespread on both the Internet and the street. Recent allegations that "Dark Knight" star Christian Bale assaulted his mother and sister have been translated by far too many people into "Did you hear he beat up his mother and sister?"

Roughly speaking, assault generally means putting someone in reasonable fear that harmful or offensive contact with them is imminent. For example, in a heated argument, anything from harsh words to a raised fist could lead the recipient to believe that an offensive contact was about to follow, and that they are therefore being assaulted. In fact, no contact need occur at all: an assault charge can stand on its own in most jurisdictions.

Whatever happened between Mr. Bale and his family, the public must remember two things. First, an allegation, until proven, is only an allegation. Second, the word assault is not synonymous with the words "beat up."

#55. True that. I'm still sad about Heath. Especially because of how fucking amazing he was in the Dark Knight. I was speechless by the end.