Jul 8 2008Cheryl Burke wears a bikini again

FAT. ASS.

First. I am a loser.

pear anyone?

So not freaking hot

FIFTH MOTHER-BITCHES!!!
BOOOOOYAH!!!!

She looks like the mom of the kids I used to nanny.. This is so exciting!!

I"m gonna go guess jelly bean flavors now..

for all that dancing she does, she sure is a pudgy little piglet.

LOL @ 4!!!

Pic 3.......a little CT through all the bush.

I think she looks like a dancer! She looks like a lot of the dancers at "The Mud Hole" just off I-95. Pitcher of beer for a buck, table dance 2 bucks, lap dance 3 bucks. Not bad.

she's a home-wrecking bitch. she sucked Drew Lachey's dick and was caught red-handed by her now ex-boyfriend!

No idea who this lady is but then again, not sure why anyone would know as NO ONE should ever be watching shit like Dancing With the Stars!

In an interview she said she plans to follow up "Dancing" by breaking into the music biz, and that Mya was already advising her on how to present herself.

She is definitely quite pudgy....yet still cute......Don't get her hairstyle, though...never have.......

It's ok for her to have that body, but she has to be willing to do anal, otherwise, no deal.

Soggy bottom girl.

If there had to be one DWTS chick to be seen in a bikini, why couldn't it have been the Mormon girl, Julianne? There is no God.

I agree with "The Rule" - if you're going to say all that crap about "real women with curves" then you have to get that big round butt up in the air, spread those fat asscheeks, and give it up for Jimbo's One-Eyed Rotor-Rooter. Otherwise, what's the point of being "curvy"?

Where is the dirty latina maids trailer to go with this picture?

Em, she looks good and normal, you fat men who burp and fart at night craving anorexic whores!

Yeah, I'll bet you sick fucks really get action. Anyway, why the hell you want to put your gross tiny penis in where the shit comes out? Please, the most you ever get is probably your astrainged wifes victoria secret mags.

She's no better than the chicks I plug at the Jersey shore.....when is some real talent going to be posted on this site???

Very disappointing butt shot. She's chubby - really chubby from the waist down - and she's known for being quick to suck cock, so it seems like she'll be a fun bounce-around-in-bed (but don't be seen in public) type of chick. From all the front shots, you'd expect a big round booty. Instead it's soccer-mom wide and spreads into her massive thighs in a big orgy of hail damage. She's 24 years old and a dancer. Unbelievable.

kind of thunder thighs.

Come on people. Again, another case where she is better looking and more successful than any piece you will ever have the opportunity to get.

"your astrainged wifes"

#21 - you must be referring to the astringent your sphincter encountered, causing you to write that comment.

She's only 24? I thought she was like 38 or something. Yeah she's chubby and yeah she'd look a hell of a lot worse if she weren't so tan, the dark skin makes her look thinner. But i mean, she isn't completely lost, some cardio and strength training and she'd be looking a lot better.

"Come on people. Again, another case where she is better looking and more successful than any piece you will ever have the opportunity to get."

You must be looking at a different set of pictures. This is a very ordinary looking girl, like all the ones who put on the "freshman 15" and never take it off. By 24 they're lugging around big fat thighs that are only going to get bigger with time, then truly enormous after they have kids, until you get the she-beast that you see all the time on family vacations. It's sad.

Yeah, fucked that up, but you get my point.

She looks overweight but when I watch her on that dancing show,,,,, I want to bang her like a cheat screen door on a winding day!

She looks overweight but when I watch her on that dancing show,,,,, I want to bang her like a cheap screen door on a winding day!

Neck to waist - 6
Above neck - 4
Below waist - 2

I bet she could go all night.

/I'd hit it like a single up the middle

#25 - you must be one of those simpering guys who work hard to curry favor with women. Be a man. This somewhat cute, overweight, pear-shaped girl is who I go after when I'm at a bar, drunk, horny, and it's only 30 minutes to closing time. And trust me, she'll say yes. She knows she has to put out, with that body.

Hey dont knock it...... if she sucks and swallows who cares about a little chub. None of you are going to marry her anyway. she looks healthy not like shes starving her self to death just to keep herself employed. She looks better than the average 20 somthing and pictures dont cost anything. Like my father always told me never pay thousands of dollars for somthing you can get for 20 bucks....... just keep the pennicillin script ready.

what size do you think she wears?

... and FISH-HEAD still SUKS!

I'm scared. I'm beginning to agree with mimi..

This is boring shit, fish..

Meh. My girlfriend has a much better body. So do a lot of the girls at the beach (thank god for dark sunglasses). None of them are rich or famous as far as I know, but I'm a man so I'm not looking to leech off a girl anyway.

I'd ride that wave like muthafuckin' Agent Johnny Utah.

Jeez! Who ate all the pies? For a "dancer" she must be really putting some food away in order to look that bad. Im her age and have no kids, but i don't get the time to exercise that much i even i don't have that much cellulite!

i'd say she's a size 8 to 10.

Honestly, I don't think I'll come back here if it's going to be bikini "stories" for the next 2 months. Some bit of actual celebrity news is better, even if it's about some random mud person.

43- What the fuck is a random mud person, ya fuckin weirdo??

See ya fuckers. I'm done for the day !! Yay me!!

Every season during pre-production of DWTS one contestant is always overheard saying........"Fuck, I drew the fat, ugly, Southeast Asian bitch!

Is it safe for her to be running on the beach, with that big fault line they have along the coast out there?

She looks like my sister. My sister has 3 kids. She's 35 years old. As far as I know, she's never been a dancer.

WOW she has a really flat butt! She still looks good!!

Fat. Fat. Fat. Ridiculously fat.

By the way: Who is this?

shes kinda chubby for a dancer

Chunky for a dancer. She looks more like a maid at the Holiday Inn

She's built like a linebacker.

yeah totally, a maid at the holiday inn. "house keeping want little pillow?" hehehehehehe

I think she's pretty hot and I further think #21 should do the world a favor and drown herself in a toilet.

Hahahaha "me get involved with lady???"

housekeeping......

And even this chick, in all her full figured cuteness, is hotter than you internet troll, Haagen Dazs eating cows that grace the Fish each day.

So go ahead and criticize you lifeless heifers.

she has a gorgeous body

i would kill to look like that in a bikini

you are all blind assholes

where is PETA when you need them. There is a beached whale that needs saving!!

Chunky bitch!

I will still jerk it though. :-p

Is that a slight camel toe in pic # 3 or just my wishful thinking?

Cheryl is probably walking side by side with Chewbacca to look hot by comparison.

#35 you couldn't be more wrong. Take a look at the link below if you forgot what happens when girls don't starve themselves to keep their jobs.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/03/katie_price_invites_her_fans_t.php

KInd of pear shaped, but please don't go and get implants to balance the arse out like Lardassian.

this is what women look like you basement dwelling internet all-star virgins

For fuck's sake, at least she kept the sunglasses on. Without the sunglasses, me scared!!!

Um, she's not 24! TWO YEARS GO she was 36! Then that adorable Julianne came aboard, and Cheryl changed her age! Check it out if you are super bored, like I am now.
Normally, I think Hair extensions are stupid and obvious. But Cheryl? Call Jessica Simpson, STAT!! YOU NEED MORE HAIR, your hair is super thin and you have a five head.
AND LET US NOT FORGET THAT GUMMY SMILE SHE HAS!
Did anyone SEE where her parents live? THEY ARE SO RICH, Cheryl, cash in on that and get some help.
Plus, I don't like her because she brought EMMITT SMITH that trophy over the SUPER DANCER (but jerkwad) Mario Lopez.
That was just SO WRONG.
And yes, she is a tubby temptress. Wait, remove the "temtress" part unless you dig pear shaped lying doofus chicks.
24???NO WAY. NO WAY NO WAY.
Meh.

All you pizza faced losers are hilarious to laugh AT. You virgins keep pecking away at your keyboards in mommy's basement.

I want do have double sex with this woman.

ANY guy that claims this girl is not Do-able is very gay because most gay dudes would probably want to scramble this chicks ovaries with their cubby. I'd love to see that ass bent over in front of me, naked and ready to pounce on. It would be a 3 ring circus and I'd be the ringmaster.

I'm rather tired of the "this is what average women look like" comments.

Um, average in which country? In America, sure. In Japan, please.

Plus, people do realize that the average size means little if the sizes keep increasing because people are eating more and exercising less?

So what, if the average size for women increases to a size 20, is that still acceptable?

Sort of want.
Yeah.
No.
OK, do want.

What the fuck happened?!? She's lean and mean on Dancing With The Stars.... not that I watch it... I've seen pictures and .... uh... I'm just sayin'. She's gotten fuckin' tubby.

http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

What the fuck happened?!? She's lean and mean on Dancing With The Stars.... not that I watch it... I've seen pictures and .... uh... I'm just sayin'. She's gotten fuckin' tubby.

http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

What the fuck happened?!? She's lean and mean on Dancing With The Stars.... not that I watch it... I've seen pictures and .... uh... I'm just sayin'. She's gotten fuckin' tubby.

http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

She is not fat at all. She is way skinnier than the average American woman. She has a great body, and she looks beautiful.

Polly Pureheart
in the future please do not post comments while you are riding your sybian having multiple orgasms.

In conclusion: she's fat.

I love her swimsuit, it gives me cravings for Neopolitan ice cream. She's totally cute, I just never realized she was so....SHORT. She looks like she's been condensed or something.

She's hot. For all you little boys, that's what real women look like. Stop buying into the media hype that women are supposed to be anorexic/bulemic bleach blondes with boob jobs. Also if she keeps dancing she'll look like that for decades, unlike the fake plastic women who will look like death warmed over with their boobs hanging to their knees. Also, she's not a size 8-10, seriously. Get over your warped perception. She's a size six at most, and even that's pretty unlikely.

Yikes!

This chick is no Ritz, just regular ole' crackers.
Lets please keep the line moving forward...

She is nice. I would fuck this bitch until my dick exploded.

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This site is populated by a bunch of 14 year old, slack-jawed, faggots. Seems all you pillow biters like are the ones that look like anorexic transsexuals with giant fake tits. You probably like the feeling of those fake knockers pressed against your back while being rammed up the ass.

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

Does anyone here even know what dancers look like? You have to have big legs to support all of the turns and leaps they do. Seriously, some of you people are ridiculously stupid. She looks good, but of course for some reason you think good means anorexic malnourished.

She's fat..her legs look like chicken drumsticks raised on hormone growth. From the front she looks like a plus plus size curvy woman. From the back, long flat ass.

That woman is fit and very sexy.

You people talking shit on her looks must be women or gay because that woman has so much sex appeal it's not even funny.

She's hot. I wish she would go nude. Playboy or something.

FLAT ASS!!!!

Is it wrong that I still wanna tap that ass?

Great body! Nice hips, nice tan, i love it!

shes not big... she just needs to jump rope and eat more fruits and veggies.. instead of burgers. do some butt exercises to tighten her ass and some squats to reduce cellulite.

You know, I just want to put out there that I think she has an absolutely beautiful body, because she's shaped like a woman ought to be. Being a girl who has big thighs no matter how small my waist is, it's good to see that people with her shape can still get out there and look good (though I must admit, my butt's not so flat as hers). Women are supposed to have thighs, not walk around looking like rulers in mini skirts. I'm not saying you shouldn't stay in shape, though.

you need to stop player-hating - it a lucky thing she weren't out on that beach walking around & hoping for comments from u mother fuckers - watch na! flat ass / no ass / chubby / i don't care what u call it... she's hot & 99.9% + 1/2 % & ain't anyone of u gonna ever look as good & be as sweet (suck cock or not) as she is... in fact she sucks cock? then she is on top of my list

& 1 more thing everyone puts on some weight whenever they're off from the career job, so how is Cheryl Burke different
man put her lined up with u bitches...
& i would close my eye & call her out!!

she 100% hot in fact she so hot that i see a perfect ass

she's simply Gorgeous & u can't handle it u hungry mother fuckers

Cheryl Burke you can call me anytime

take a break from these haters

And 1 last thing
the only time i want to see "Dancing with the stars" is when Cheryl is dancing & when she finished the show is finished for me & i just resume my former... engagements

they all wants to look like her & be like her

This just goes to show how big a role genetics play when it comes to body type. Cheryl works out like crazy and is in great shape, but she's still curvy (not that there's anything wrong with that). Her butt looks surprisingly flat, though, but maybe that's just an unflattering swimsuit. Anyway, sure, she's no Julianne or Edyta...but if you're gonna criticize someone for being big, criticize the lady in green standing next to Cheryl.

Ummmmm.... she's def not fat. that girl is really toned, has awesome abs & good boobs.
if she went waif & lost her curves it would be a real shame

omg, i read the comment before i saw the picture (a lil strange i know reading the comments before seeing the pic), but anyways i finally scrolled up to see this WHALE of a person, and i was SHOCKED.
Are you effing kidding me? she looks healthy, toned, fit to a tee. I think its really insulting for people to imply that to be a dancer you need to be skinny, i have dancer friends, and they all have an intense amount of muscle, espesh thigh muscles.
You people are sad.

She's perfect!
alll you fuckers saying she's fat.
BLEGH TO YOU.

Ooo, yeah, skinny girls
LETS HAVE SEX WITH A BLENDER!

She has that hairstyle because she is ashamed of her fivehead. Her hairline starts at the top of her head.

i think she has a great body from the front.
she could do a few more squats to get her ass perky again, other than that, she's got an awesome, curvy, body.
I think most guys would rather tap that than some stick who'd impale you on her hip bones.

Just a thought ...

Great body! i love her! you can see more her pictures on Mixed ming l e . c o m ,its great!

I don't see why anyone really cares about the body shape and size of others. Focus on your own issues...puh-leez. There are more important things to worry about...she's a PERSON for cryin' out loud....and all of you who have commented on her short comings don't have any flaws, I'm sure...yeah..right.

you guys are just jealous! she's hot and thats a sexy bod!