Jul 9 2008Celine Dion in a bikini (Oh yeah, this is happening.)
Celine Dion is on vacation in France where she's developed a habit of parading around her balcony in a new swimsuit each hour. (Ha ha, old people.) Now, I know I swore an oath to always post pictures of celebs in bikinis no matter who they are, but halfway through this post I'm starting to think this might be a mistake. It's kind of like when you bring a girl home after a few drinks, and the night is rife with passion. Then you realize, wait, this chick seems kind of hairy. And also keeps pulling fish out of the aquarium. Aw fuck she's a grizzly bear. Yeah, it's exactly like that.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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Reader Comments
1. AHole - July 9, 2008 5:12 PM
1st you shit licking imbeciles...hahaha I am the man ahhh hahaha
2. Dale S. - July 9, 2008 5:13 PM
First! And let's admit it, she's a MILF.
3. Roger - July 9, 2008 5:13 PM
Titanic hips...
4. SHUJeff - July 9, 2008 5:13 PM
"Now, I know I swore an oath to always post pictures of celebs in bikinis no matter who they are"
Since when is Celine Dion a celebrity?
5. Al Green - July 9, 2008 5:20 PM
I have the power of love in my pants.
6. mc - July 9, 2008 5:22 PM
not bad at all for her age
7. AHHHHHHH! - July 9, 2008 5:22 PM
She's not bad for an incontinent 90 year old woman.
Wait, she's 40? Oh God! Kick me in the face with a stick!
8. JVM - July 9, 2008 5:23 PM
She's kinda reminding me of the Michelin Man with those legs.
9. dahm - July 9, 2008 5:24 PM
I'd hit it.. fuck you guys.
10. Sportsdvl - July 9, 2008 5:25 PM
And...she loves fat old hairy guys!
Oh, #1 - your name says it all.
11. KoolSurveys - July 9, 2008 5:25 PM
dsafljk39xc dfw3 Sorry, I was temporarily blinded.
12. steve - July 9, 2008 5:25 PM
pic #1, I would totally plow that french p*ssy. lookin good.
13. Famous Plastic - July 9, 2008 5:26 PM
She has a cute butt!
14. Barely Stearn - July 9, 2008 5:31 PM
You know: This looks pretty tasty. Looks a shitload better than Cheryl Burke (Whoever that is.)
15. stizz - July 9, 2008 5:32 PM
Oh gawwwd she looks like she's been beaten repeatedly with an ugly stick. Granted, her body looks good for her age, but her face...dear god her face!
16. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 9, 2008 5:32 PM
Where's my eye bleach? For the love of God, get me my eye bleach!
17. Randal - July 9, 2008 5:33 PM
Allô Celine!
Comment allez-vous? Amour ta musique! Tout le destinée!
xoxo
Randal
18. Oveta - July 9, 2008 5:34 PM
why does it look like she has a tube in her nose in the first pic?
19. Crisphy Nanos - July 9, 2008 5:43 PM
Crisphy Nanos says, "Sportdvl, you are an insufferable fucking douchebag. Why don't you go eat a cock salad you stooge. Your web site is almost as gay as you are. Almost but not quite punk."
20. __________________________________________________ - July 9, 2008 5:49 PM
Kind of funny how the 2 fucknuts at #1 and #2 are clearly dudes but chime in with "First" like a couple of 14 year old girls. What a couple of homos.
Why someone would even consider doing that is anyone's guess. Can you please explain why you would partake in such douchebaggery? Personally I just don't get it...
21. SomeoneFromHellvens - July 9, 2008 5:50 PM
Right..... #17, I will type correctly what you wanted to write :
[corrections]
Bonjour Céline !
Comment allez-vous? J'aime ta musique! Pour toujours !
xoxo
Randal
[/corrections]
Allô is used only when you answers the phone in french.
Amour ta musique = To love your music
Tout le destinée = All the destiny (which means nothing but I thought you wanted to say forever)
That's pretty much it. (exept nothing you typed is true, her music sucks hard)
22. minniememe - July 9, 2008 5:55 PM
i love Ana Gasteyer's impersonation of her on SNL "I am Céline Dión... the greatest singer... in the world!"
23. Andy - July 9, 2008 6:01 PM
It's weird how her butt looks pretty good in the sideways pictures, but in those 2 pictures from the back, where she's looking off the balcony in a bikini, her body looks like a lumpy saggy wrinkly spreading mess. It's always the same with older women - they might look good with the right clothes and makeup, but when they start to strip it all off, the only guarantee is that you'll see something you wish you hadn't.
24. pistola - July 9, 2008 6:01 PM
first pic-- ass looks good.
the rest of the pics-- not so much.
25. Observer - July 9, 2008 6:06 PM
Wow, she looks great!
26. Sportsdvl - July 9, 2008 6:12 PM
#19 please see #20. You are the douche bag loser. Please turn off the Celine CD that your boyfriend #1 gave you and both of you get a life.
27. ph7 - July 9, 2008 6:20 PM
Ever walk behind a women with a great ass, and you can wait to pass her to check out the rest of her, only to be hugely disappointed?
That's is whats happening here.
28. Tom - July 9, 2008 6:23 PM
Goddamn. I'm sure lots of folks (mostly chicks) will say "she looks great for her age!". Which is why I'm always on the lookout for hot young chicks. My wife is in her early 30s and in a few years I'm not going to be able to fake it anymore. The brutal truth is that when they get this old, their bodies are revolting, and only other older women continue to praise them.
29. Snickeydoda - July 9, 2008 6:28 PM
You are the only douchebag here. It's pretty evident with all of your shameless plugs for that site of yours. You are the faggot that needs to get a life, you immoral nincompoop!
30. fightingfrodo - July 9, 2008 6:32 PM
Wow tom! Thats the most romantic thing I've ever heard!
I can just picture what your wedding vows were like: "In sickness and in health till your ass gets saggy and i forget I'm just as old and wrinkly and saggy(not to mention a douchebag) do us part. I do!"
31. NEV - July 9, 2008 6:33 PM
I fucked her a month ago in a hotel in Paris. She was drunk, I wasnt. It was FUCKING AMAZING!
32. Danklin24 - July 9, 2008 7:08 PM
God help me she actually has a nice ass.
33. Danklin24 - July 9, 2008 7:08 PM
God help me she actually has a nice ass.
34. britney's weave - July 9, 2008 7:13 PM
oh dear.
35. pizza-faced maggot posters - July 9, 2008 7:26 PM
you limp dicked losers eat shit and go jack yourselves off in the basement
36. Celine Dion - July 9, 2008 7:30 PM
Up yours, all you cock-sucking, thumb-icked half men!
Sincerely
Celine
37. justifiable - July 9, 2008 7:34 PM
#33 Yeah, pity that it's spread out over such a large area.
38. justifiable - July 9, 2008 7:34 PM
#33 Yeah, pity that it's spread out over such a large area.
39. Joe C - July 9, 2008 7:45 PM
She's actually not bad.
40. weirdo - July 9, 2008 7:45 PM
Looks good to me. I'd hitter in the shitter!
41. nancy - July 9, 2008 7:51 PM
"But I poop from there!"
"Not right now you don't!"
42. jzz - July 9, 2008 7:54 PM
she looks like shit.
43. nikki - July 9, 2008 7:56 PM
She totally new the Papps were taking these pics, she even went to the effort of putting in a fake hair piece bun. God, people. She is thriving on this attention.
44. Lola - July 9, 2008 8:02 PM
# 28 If you truly are a married man and not a pimple face college freshman your wife should divorce you. Secondly if your wife is middle-aged, then how does your budweiser and ravioli gut hang these days? and thirdly can't wait to see you on "To catch a Predator". Plus tell Chris Hansen hi for me and I love Him!! Thanks.
45. Tanya - July 9, 2008 8:05 PM
So true! Funny how her real hair is crappy in one pic and then she puts in the fake bun to try and look better!! GIVE IT UP!
46. Clarkehead - July 9, 2008 8:11 PM
I'd tap it. I'd have to wear ear plugs in case she decided to break into a song in the middle of it, but I'd tap it. She's not bad.
47. Sportsdvl - July 9, 2008 8:33 PM
Jimbo and I always play Celine music when making love to eachother. Our favorite: "It's All Coming Back (to me now)". Actually it's playing now. And so is Jimbo. He'd say hi to everyone but he's very busy now, has his hands (and mouth) full.
48. Nolo - July 9, 2008 8:33 PM
She may not be Megan Fox, but she looks a lot better in that bikini than Queen Latifah and J-Lo do in theirs!
Also, we get enough Amy Winehouse and Nicole Ritchie pics on this site that are truly gross.
49. randella - July 9, 2008 8:41 PM
Dear Randal,
Those online translation sites where you type in the phrase and VOILA--there it is in another language--they never work. Trust me, I've tried.
Randella
50. Rant - July 9, 2008 9:26 PM
I may never get an erection again....these images will haunt me forever.
Thanks, Mr. Superficial.
51. shinkai - July 9, 2008 9:27 PM
UGLY!
52. justtheobvoius - July 9, 2008 9:31 PM
I'd hit it to, with my truck, ugly skank
53. Tom - July 9, 2008 9:34 PM
#44 - nice "response." Like a gatling gun - firing blindly and hoping to hit something (sorry, no such luck). I'm in good shape, actually, but that doesn't matter and you know it. Whores like you are looking for $$$ not looks. A guy who makes 100k and looks just ok will attract plenty of you pigs. I work out and play in a competitive basketball league because I want to continue having a chance to bone young chicks, who don't have to stoop to "looks good for her age" (so, looks like shit, just not total shit). They think 100k is a ton of money. Dumb fucks. Dumb, tight fucks.
54. JPRichardson - July 9, 2008 9:42 PM
My Sweet Lord!!! She is ugly as HELL!!!!!!!
55. First Poster Champion (jealous of my glory?) - Ahole - July 9, 2008 9:55 PM
I am answering #20 and whoever else asks the question: What is the thrill in being first and why tell the world you were?
Easy.
Some of us and I speak certainly for myself, have nothing much to live for. I have no job, no love life, no friends other than the social workers who come to my shack once a week to examine me and my various deformities as they metastasize and further mutate.
I was born grossly deformed guys. I have speech recognition software in my pc, which is my only outlet from the darkness and misery that is my futile existence.
I am always alone. This is all that I have. Please do not take this away from me.
I have 2 buckets in my tiny quarters. Once is full of water and the other is full of urine, feces, and the vomit that perpetually issues forth from my mouth as I also have Crone's Disease and I cannot hold anything in my stomach for long.
God I did not ask for this life and why can I not for once or twice have society recognize me for the least accomplishment I can enact - posting first on this rotten motherfucking site full of perverts and lowlives and homosexuals and trolls and liars...and freaks...like me.
Go ahead and say it.
I am a freak.
Feel better now that you have kicked in the sand castle that I spent all day working on at the remote beach in life that I am stranded on?
Why don't you just pull my heart out while you are at it?
The only companion that I have in the horrible world is a used gerbel that this gay couple gave me 3 years ago. I wonder how long they live?
56. Mr V - July 9, 2008 10:06 PM
Check out MILFhunter then check out Celine. She's MILF territory. Admit it.
57. paolo maldini - July 9, 2008 10:26 PM
makes me want to have sex with Mya. Midget sex? Celine Dion Bikini? Whats next, Steve Irwins daughter dating Hulk Hogan?
58. Will - July 9, 2008 10:40 PM
That's just sad. The top pic makes you think somehow she's hot, despite her age, and then the next few picks show the cold reality. I'd hate to be stuck with an old chick. They're disgusting.
59. Tom hater - July 9, 2008 10:44 PM
hey Tom, i'm sure you have a lot of luck with the "hot young chicks" who go for the "100k" you make. BWAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, do your parents know you're online? What a dumbass!
60. The Crosspatch - July 9, 2008 10:49 PM
God hates me...
61. rbCelebrity - July 9, 2008 11:25 PM
Looks far better than most of the young gals out there
62. Lys - July 9, 2008 11:25 PM
21
First of all, we use âllo in all kind of circumstances. Its like Hello in english. And If you are to use Vous when you talk to somebody, you don't say Tu in the next sentence. Vous is use for olders, strangers and tu is more familiar. And finally, we say LA destinée, and not LE destinée.
Please, don't act like you know a language when you're clearly showing off your ignorance.
63. Moi - July 9, 2008 11:28 PM
So older women's bodies are revolting? And do you think you aging dickheads are hot? with your limpy dicks, sagging balls, beer bellies and moobs?
64. auzzie - July 9, 2008 11:30 PM
big vag-vag.
65. Lys - July 9, 2008 11:30 PM
63
Don't forget their smelly armpit honey
66. Ferdinand Narcos - July 9, 2008 11:33 PM
I'd fuck her.
Then again,I'd fuck Rosie O'Donell.
67. tidy - July 9, 2008 11:37 PM
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the
online club i n t e r r a c i a l chatting . c o m, by which you are seeking man to be your
soulmate!
68. F u douche bag - July 9, 2008 11:59 PM
Good from far......FAR from good.
I'd still hit it though.
F all of you.
69. Gladnotyou - July 10, 2008 12:13 AM
WOW. This site attracts the biggest losers. LOSERS. Bye.
70. Gladnotyou - July 10, 2008 12:13 AM
WOW. This site attracts the biggest losers. LOSERS. Bye.
71. Moi - July 10, 2008 12:16 AM
Of course Lys! I could I forget.
72. Moi - July 10, 2008 12:17 AM
oops...I meant HOW could I forget!
73. Malffy Hernandes - July 10, 2008 12:28 AM
I love Celine! You work the bikini/bathing suit girl!
74. Mo Tastic - July 10, 2008 12:30 AM
I'd suck on those legs for like a week straight.
Annoying voice , but those legs are FANTASTIC!
75. tc - July 10, 2008 2:00 AM
You know when you are watching a movie, and the person behind you smells so great you want to fuck them, then you find out it's a dude ?
I just found out I'm some sort of screwed-up gay.
76. celickitysplit - July 10, 2008 2:24 AM
Look u flavourful fukcs, there r worst things in this world than celine dione in a bikini.. like shania twain in one... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no id rather have shania twain in a bikini over celine ANY day!!!
but still there are worst things... like fat mexican women
77. stillphuucked - July 10, 2008 2:27 AM
There's other things in this world worse than celine in a bikinia... like Obama or McCain as president... RON PAUL 2008!
78. NumberTwentyisafaggot - July 10, 2008 2:30 AM
Number 20 is a faggot
79. Sarah - July 10, 2008 2:53 AM
To all the idiot males ("men" would be too complimentary) on this site, yes some young women are super hot, but some young women are butt ugly, and some older women look much better than the large majority of younger women. Being young is not the same as being hot. You're all so fucking stupid, you make me sick. I'm an old-ass woman (pushing 38) and I feel I look better than lots of the "young stuff." Even when I was young there were tons of girls way hotter than me, but as I'm getting older I'm realizing time is the great equalizer. It doesn't bother me one iota that retards such as those on this site would rather "bang" a young hot chick than an old granny like myself. Are you fucking kidding me? Young morons like yourselves are repellent to me, anyhow. So, grow up.
80. Sunday - July 10, 2008 4:19 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
81. Kim Lardassian - July 10, 2008 4:42 AM
UGH face of a demented evil stoat.
82. meg - July 10, 2008 4:46 AM
to number 4.... celine dion has been a celebrity for a really long time. just cause you don't know who she is doesn't mean shes not famous thanks.
83. misery bunny - July 10, 2008 4:52 AM
i dunno, but at least one of these pics has whistler's mother in it.
84. Plastic Sturgeon - July 10, 2008 4:57 AM
@#21 Hahaha. You got to Randal before I did. Good try though Randal. Your French wasn't horrible.
Speaking of horrible, does anyone else find Celine's French Canadian accent irritating? I want to punch her in the face everytime I see an interview. Kathy Griffin does the best immitation of her. She rocks!
She has a good voice but I would never pay to see her in concert. All those creepy Cirque du Soleil people in the background. Ugh...
85. BillyBob - July 10, 2008 5:42 AM
How much that pussy is worth ? 300,400 millions?
86. lisa - July 10, 2008 6:24 AM
#5, hahahahahah
87. site promotion - July 10, 2008 6:58 AM
nice ass!
88. Captain Jack Sparrow - July 10, 2008 7:24 AM
This is totally explainable.
Her husband is in vegas taking his annual ass kicking in the WSOP.
He really sux at poker and is always a fish walking through the door.
She gets pissed every year about this time and ends up in some third world downtrodden country showing off whatever anyone will glance at.
@21
Please do not attempt to explain the French language - listening to a tire go flat is much more appealing and interesting.You guys should be speaking in German anyways or whichever language of the rogue nation that decides to walk through you unscathed next.
89. Nobody wants to fuck grandma's pussy, Sarah - July 10, 2008 8:04 AM
"It doesn't bother me one iota that retards such as those on this site would rather "bang" a young hot chick than an old granny like myself."
Yeah, clearly. You're so unbothered by it, you wrote a dissertation about it. That's ok, old people need hobbies to keep them busy, since their sex lives are dead already.
90. Ed - July 10, 2008 8:08 AM
I'm sure Celine had an attractive body at some point (her face? dunno, always looks like an alien). But she doesn't now. A major part of aging gracefully is recognizing that your body has lost its beauty, and is no longer worthy of full display. In other words: put that nasty busted shit away.
91. gerard Vandenberg - July 10, 2008 8:23 AM
just one thing:
HER ASS LOOKS FINE TO ME, not?
92. 20-20 vision - July 10, 2008 9:05 AM
Look at her ass in the last 2 pics on the top row (hint: it's somewhere in that middle zone of generalized sagging lumpiness). That looks fine?
It's simple, ya tards: if you have anything except a completely flat ass, you can stick it out (like Kim K always does) and it looks nice and round. When you stand up straight, any extra fat, sagginess, and cellulite will stand out. Have any of you ever seen a girl in real life???
93. Kirk - July 10, 2008 9:12 AM
The goggles...they do nothing.
94. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 10, 2008 9:15 AM
Everytime Celine Dion sings, someone pours gasoline on a kitten and lights a match. Seriously, I'd rather listen to Britney Spears sing the lead in Carmen, after a carton of Marlboro Reds and 12 Red Bulls... all while chomping on a mouthful of cheesy corn snacks. Seriously, Celine Dion is that horrific.
95. justifiable - July 10, 2008 9:22 AM
Looks like her ass will go onnnn...and onnnnnnnn.
96. Deacon Jones - July 10, 2008 9:55 AM
Holy shit,
I just burped up tequila and coffee into my mouth
97. you pizza-faced posters - July 10, 2008 10:20 AM
Nobody bothers to take pictures of you pizza faced losers
98. steve - July 10, 2008 12:06 PM
#97 - relax, it's just a site to joke around, that's all. Don't let us distract you from your tears and ice cream.
99. de Cosmos - July 10, 2008 12:19 PM
It could be a lot worse -- Her hubby, René Angélil, in a thong.
100. Sarah - July 10, 2008 1:19 PM
Hey #89-- Fuck you! I'm 37, not 80!!!
101. Gil Yellows - July 10, 2008 1:31 PM
eww
102. - July 10, 2008 4:36 PM
Nice fake hair bun in the 2nd set of pics
103. x - July 10, 2008 5:22 PM
holy shit who knew she had a nice ass! good for her
104. moneil - July 10, 2008 5:38 PM
For her age, awesome! Good for her! If you love celebrity gossip, play the newest celebrity trivia at http://www.kwanzoo.com!
105. Erica - July 10, 2008 9:36 PM
She actually looks better in the bikini then the ugly ass one peice.
106. Stowe - July 11, 2008 4:52 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
107. Larry Jones - July 11, 2008 5:45 PM
I'd hit that. After throwing a bag over her
head of course.
108. Larry Jones - July 11, 2008 5:45 PM
I'd hit that. After throwing a bag over head of course.
109. blah - July 12, 2008 12:16 AM
#27
I hate when that happens
110. princess patricia - July 12, 2008 2:23 AM
Re Tom and all the other dinkwads on this site - that kind of arrogance is a major turnoff to any woman of any age. My condolences to your wife.
111. The Man - July 14, 2008 7:11 AM
Id knock the dust off of that pussy
112. heidi Vice - July 14, 2008 11:52 PM
I wonder that mr 30 in a basketball leugue is so obvioulsy better than us he doesnt have a goverment breeding program so he bang only sexy young women every day. ohhh thats right the world is full of people who arent arseholes so we dont need to boost the piglet population. I dont give a fuck about your money, your looks or pathetic attitude. Fuck i dont even understand how you ever got anyone to love you selfish fuck.
Id love to see you explain that all old women should be divorced or eaten for meat since they are ugly and no longer make your testicles tingle.You make me sick.
113. gray - July 16, 2008 7:27 AM
omg ive seen her live fuck shes hot and her voice is the best thing that has happined on the earth!!!!!!!
114. Mike - July 23, 2008 11:27 AM
Celine , u have a nice arse....
wow...i didnt even know!
and u look amazing lately.... its weird that people are saying that their grossed out and stuff but hey ...gays are reality.!
Definitely Milf.
amazing voice
sexy hair
amazing legs
smooth skin
.... u won my admiration
115. Antonia - August 20, 2008 8:22 PM
F*CK YOU ALL !!!!
CELINE ROCKS!!! SHE'S AMAZING!!!!!
116. Celine fan :) - November 1, 2008 4:36 PM
she's beautiful, and she has the best voice I've ever heard!