Jul 14 2008Brooke Hogan performs in lingerie

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Brooke Hogan performed at a Miami nightclub for the premiere of her new show Brooke Knows Best. Brooke was scantily clad in lingerie and backed up by the Knockout Girls who seem to perform in nothing but bras and panties. So, basically, we're talking about the greatest musical performance of our generation. (Not counting Brooke.) The Sun reports:

Wearing a burlesque-style outfit, Brooke didn't leave much to the imagination as her dad looked on from the VIP area alongside new girlfriend JENNIFER MCDANIEL.

I included the video after the jump, and it was definitely filmed on somebody's cell phone. Which is a good thing. I don't think I could tolerate Brooke's performance in high-res. "Keep it grainy," I say. That way I won't accidentally see her penis and punch myself in the cornea - with an axe.

Photo: The Sun

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FUCK! FIRST YOU LITTLE BITCHES!!!!

The only little bitch here is you Sill Ass Slammer! Get a life you fuck tard!

The only little bitch here is you Sill Ass Slammer! Get a life you fuck tard!

The only little bitch here is you Sill Ass Slammer! Get a life you fuck tard!

This is just....frightening. The guys at the superficial totally creeped me out with this one.


The looks very "heathy"*


*ginormously fat

sillyassslammer,
Go and suck your mommies dick. hehehehehehe
Oh, and don't post while sitting on a vibrator and jacking off, you ass-clown!!

You know the Hulk got a stiffy from this....


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I think it's funny when ugly chicks think they are hot. How embarrassing for her. I think it's nice that her daddy is enjoying the show..

Was he the one filming??

Whoops - I just had my first accidental homosexual experience...

Poor desperate pathetic no talent worthless man in drag looking slut.

I'm sure her dad put lotion all over her before the performance, you know, like lubing an old car...

She's sexy! In a stomping Amazon unsexy way.

Brooke is a blonde Ru Paul!! remember that dude?? anyone?

Yeah, Hulk got a stiffy from this...and then his daughter-clone girlfriend sucked it. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all.

Reached for comment, her mom said the performance was "MOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

#15 is made of WIN.

I wonder if Hulk is Joe Simpsons new BFF?
Do you think they trade baby pictures of their daughters in the bathtub with each other?
Or maybe they trade videos of their daughters changing.
Whatever it is they're on the same, fucking, creepy page.

Brooke Hoagie looks like that little Lamisil monster. And who knew they made lingerie for men? This has Donatella Versace written all over it.

if Brooke ever breast feeds, you know the Hulkster would be getting in on that action. He's a fucking sick bastard.

"Brooke Knows Best" brought to you by Lane Bryant.

Would have been super hot if Brook was replaced with an actual female.

Oh my god. I just watched the video.

Everything appeared to be going well in this video until Bigfoot showed up.
Chicdude strikes again.....

im straight but i think i would be more turned on by RuPaul. I think i would be more turned on by (dare i say it) Kelly Clarkson. WOw that is bad. What record studio thinks this is a good idea?

I saw an episode of the Hogans and they were in the Florida keys and some transexual sat on Hulk's lap cuz they went to a transexual club to see the show. That reminds me of this video.

Let's add Miley Cyrus' dad to the list of young celebrity father perverts. Those photo shoots of him and his daughter were gross too.

All I can say is EWWWW. How can you watch your daughter writhe around on stage in underwear and not be mortified? I don't get it.

#27, it's because the Hulk is a money grubbing whore. He'll even pimp out his own daughter to make a buck. I mean he wanted to make a reality show out of the fact that his son Nick pretty much killed a guy. You can't get lower than that.

FAT
FAT
FAT

GROSS
EWWW

Wa....was that her cock that slipped out @ 2:09???

Hahhahahahahaha, I made you look!

Girlfriend apparently doesn't own a full length mirror.

Ugh.

@27. Oh don't pretend you and your dad didn't have that quickie in the bathroom when mom went out to grab some VIT D fortified milk.......oh wait that was me. Fuck.

my eyes, my eyes! does she really not realize that she is fat, cant sing or dance and looks 45+??

I watched as much of that horror show as I could stomach.

I'm sure the Hulkster got a chubby AND a happy ending from that routine.

Sure honey, dress like a whore and gyrate on a stage. That'll be fun! I'll bring my girlfriend and an extra pair of undies!

I would have thought her voice was deeper...what with the penis and all...

Who would actually go to a Brooke Hogan concert? If a someone invited me to her show, I would ask "really. Oh your serious, I thought you were joking. Um. ... So you want to pay money for tickets and go watch her sing. Oh, you heard she was going to wear lingerie. Um... and you still want to go. Did you win the tickets on the radio or something? No, you paid actual money for them. I see. I don't think we can be friends. I thought I knew you, but now I discover the truth. Get away from me and never contact me again. Not even text messages. Oh they are giving away free drinks? OK, I'll go."

"hey big pooper"......

Wow she's doing a great job whoreing herself.i thought for a second i was at the strip bar but the entertainment there is better.

I could easily imagine that ass taking a big greasy dump.

I think this just destroyed all cabaret and fosse for me. also, i think i did see her penis. she just tucked it in.

Those panties are too small- her back fat is spilling out of them. At least someone had the good sense to stick her in a corsetto, then our precious eyeballs will be spared from seeing her gut fat flopping about She really is built like a linebacker, no matter how much trashy lingerie and fake tit jobs mommy and daddy fund for her.

Why do "celebrity" children always think they can be a celeb too - she may have been doing karaoke for all the talent that she has. Unfortunately she does look like a man too, maybe if she wore less trannyish clothes she could alter that (a bit).

I heard it was a triple x performance.
And that of course means
XXX-Large.

She's FAT? how original....

I'm not going into the fat/not fat stupid debate, don't you have anything else to say? I thought She sang well...but the whole thing is embarrassing. Embarrassing for women (and I'm one).

would anyone actually pay to see this skank "sing" and gyrate her fat ass around? seriously?

the show & the girls looked pretty good until that fat ass tranny brooke--i mean BUTCH Hogan showed up. She ruined my chubby for me....went limp as a wet noodle when she came into camera view.

#28 -- you're right. Hulk Hogan is the lowest of the low. He is a disgusting excuse for a human being.

#33 -- lol. I was going to say, "I know that wasn't be," but it was me...i mean you....i mean, oh fuck it. Now I'm confused :(

Twizz

Concrete?

Bird shot?

Frozen wasabi?

Honest, I don't have a clue. It's probably whatever Daddy's boobs are filled with.

she is always very hot, no matter here or on ......Mixed ming l e . c o m.......... i read many news about her, also her hot pics and videos.

I swear she's been famous for over seventeen minutes already. Somebody call time, dammit!

Fat? She is NOT fat people holy crap. Really!

Her father loves it also: WOMAN'S UNDERWEAR!!

You have GOT to be kiddin me...Who the hell does she think she is? Paris Hilton? Ugly, Can't Sing, No Talent..the only things they don't have in common is Hilton isn't white trash and I'm pretty sure that she's a woman too..whereas Brooke Hogan is white trash and girl-man.

Hats off to the team from India that built her lingerie. That is asking a lot of lingerie.....

she really needs to learn to tuck it in


FAIL!

what an awful human being. i think the worst thing is not that she's chunky, and towers above the rest of them like a man-ape, because sometimes big girls can still be sexy - but it's that fact that she is so awkward and ungainly, stumbling about like a solid lump. she has hips and big boobs, and lots of time and money, so i'm amazed she hasn't learnt how to walk/dance sexily. she needs help.

I'd TOTALLY tap that..

Then again... I'm female

And i DO have a fondness for penis..


*taps*

You bunch of far left loon liberal fricks. Brooks looks like a man. Wake up. You stupid a-moral pukes. There now you have had a jewel passed your way, maybe theres hope.

Am I the only one who thinks that Hulk is horny for his little girl? I think his jealousy is more like a boyfriend's than a dad's.

This has been going on, in my eyes, since I first show them on TV years ago, that dude is a sicko, for real!!!!!

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