Jul 9 2008Brooke Hogan knows how to promote a show (Read: This post has boobies.)

You could power the space shuttle with all the silicone on this bimbo.

I'd hit it

Another worthless no talent famous celebrity daughter self absorbed bitch.

such a manly face.... its sad she tries so hard to be hot.

such a manly face.... its sad she tries so hard to be hot.

who the fuck is going to watch this show?

you'd have to have a hole in your....
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oh shi

ewww... she's really creepy looking up close like that. jeez...

Holy shit, Ive gone on record before saying id fuck her, but whew!

Her face looks like the 35 yr old tranny from New Orleans I almost fucked

Thanks Deacon.....!

Come on guys you know you'd love to fuck her while The Hulkster watched bound and gagged in a cage.....No?.....Just me?......Oh, O.K...!!

I wonder what Nick would look like in makeup, wig, and bikini.

I'll have to ask his cellmate.

Why does her face look superimposed?

Wow, in one pic that dude is almost whipping out her cock!

I CANT LOOK AT THIS BITCH WITH OUT SEEING A HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE. ITS THE HULKSTER WITH TITS. MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT.

#12 said what I thought. The bikini pics look like photoshop compositions.

Still, in those other pics, I think it's nice of her to take her pig for a walk.

Something has massively been photoshopped there. Her head / skin doesn't look right at all.

Between Brooke and John, I don't know which one takes weirder head shots.

Daddy's little girl

Congrats Fish! This is way better than gossiping about some stupid random mud puppy!

Love Brooke Hogan,. She is fierce
All u people who are haters are probably ugly

Love Brooke Hogan,. She is fierce
All u people who are haters are probably ugly

ew her makeup is awful....her face is so much lighter than her body.

mmm sexy mustache!!!

She need give some she body hair to she daddy's head.

SHe looks like Corey Feldman

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Somebody correct me if I'm wrong .... but isn't the name "Hulk Hogan" a ficticious name? Made up by Terry Bollea to promote himself in the world of professional wrestling?
So How is it that his douche-bag daughter and golden enima-bulb son use the name "Hogan" with such hollow frequency? It isn't even a real name.
Writers like the Fish here (and I use the term 'writer' loosley) keep calling them "The Hogans" to the point that they actually believe that's their name now.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FISH - GIVE IT A REST

She looks moustached in the first two pictures.

Something doesnt look right in the photos....

@#29: So? That's it? You just like making cryptic remarks?

Cruel irony = Brooke Hogans face

Her new show would get rating if they called it was it was ie. HeMan.

It appears that Shauna Sand has gained some weight....

I dunno...I guess...I just...I dunno.

I guess if a dick popped out I'd suck it, just to see what that's like.

Good point on her use of the name "Hogan"

Oh, #26 - that's actually a pretty cute troll name. But, my gf just got scraped clean so no more yeast!!! Yippee!!!

How does nobody realize how insanely Photoshopped this is? It's like Gary Coleman's face on Mr. T's body!!

#21 Carlos evidently loves the cock

her dad did a good job on her bikini wax.

STOP THESE REALITY SHOWS!!!
IF OBAMA DOES NOT TAKE A STAND TO BAN THEM THEN HE DOES NOT GET MY VOTE.

I remember the losers in highschool always used to put down the girls because they could never get a date

You think you can make us forget the DUMB actions of your father?
- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!

Wow I can't believe she has her own show. Can't wait to watch the train wreck!

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I think she's a beautiful girl. Too much makeup at times. But beautiful. Just because she isn't an anorexic waif doesn't make her ugly. Oh, and her tits are real. Dumbasses.

i cant believe shes getting her own show too! if you love gossip, check out http://www.kwanzoo.com for movie and celeb trivia!

AH my eyes! WTF is wrong with her face. She looks like a man trying to look like a woman.

this just proves that it doesn't matter how ugly or stupid you are, you can be famous.

if Corey Feldman was a woman, he'd look exactly like Brooke Hogan.

actually, he'd probably look better.

Scroll your browser window down so you can only see from the next down. Scha-wing!!

Just don't make the mistake of looking at the face.

So...confused...

she's hot. huge and hot. c'mon pic #6 in full stride showing off her awesome legs and that dress is hot on her.

9 out of 10 guys would stop and stare at her if she passed them on the street in that outfit and they'd want her.

I would fuck her,her mom and maybe Hulk too,but that's just how I roll bitches.

The Superficial Writer is quite correct about her heels. Clear heels are reserved exclusively for strippers. Probably some trick with lights shining through them when they go upside down on a pole and put their feet in the air.

in the 1st picture-- look at the size of her armpit in comparison to her head... NOT RIGHT! enomous woman has enormous armpit. gross.

FUCK this bitch tries everything to look feminine but nothing works she still ends up looking like a butch tranny.

who ever owns this site needs to go fuck themselves...... she was not at fault for her families problems it's her brother!!! not her if any one deserves some happiness it's her, as for the comments about her looks WHO IN THE FUCK ARE ANY OF YOU TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HER!! FAGGOTS!!! HOW MANY DAMN MAGAZINES HAVE YOU ASSHOLES BEEN ON HUH!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU PERFORM IN FRONT OF ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN YOU ANSWER ME THAT, IF NOT THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BROOKE HOGANS LOOKS, I'D RATHER SEE HER ON MAGAZINES COVERS THAN THESE'S Q-TIP LOOKEN BITCHES LIKE PARASITE HILTON, OR ANGELINA JOLIE THAT SPEND THEIR TIME CONSTANTLY BENDING OVER THE TOILET..

Maybe you guys are all short haters. I'm 6'6" and would tear that blonde ass up!! How many girls do you know who are 6' or thereabouts and even remotely good looking. And if Hulk wasn't her dad, she'd probably get more people saying she's hot. I do agree that she's talentless and spoiled and only got where she was by coming out of the right vagina at birth...but let's be honest...she's hot enough to fuck plenty of times...and the idea of banging Hulk Hogan's daughter is pretty cool too.

@ #53, #54, #20 & #21: nice try Brooke, we know that's you. Go get fondled by daddy, get!

She's a man baby!!

#54 is probably the Hulkster himself reflecting on his weekends alone with Brooke!!

I'd bang her...in the butt.

And the hillbilly white trash Hogan train keeps on going. Such talent in T.V. these days I just can't wait to watch. Not.

Brooke Hogan coming up next in an all new episode of Manimal!!!!

I'd do Brooke and the mom in a 3 some.

/oh yeah brotha!

fugly-ass bitch. and in 30 years she'll look just like her mother! eeew.

Good lord, that's a skanky looking ho!

wow. if either of her parents had half a brain, they'd be mortified that their daughter looks like that.

That's a man, man!

Her body is not bad, but she is a total butterface.

She has the same makeup artist as the clown guy from Saw.

OMG! You guys are assholes! Who gives a flyinfg F if she's doing a show,and all of you WISHED youre girlfriend/wife/whatEver! looked remotely close to her or most ANY female on the website...Fuckin" get a life , get in shape your SELF before you tear someone else DOWN! ENUF.....

Something's really wrong with those photos. Her face and that body do NOT match up. That ain't her!!!

she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on i n t e r r a c i a l chatting . c o m

that is a free interracial dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot

pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won't know how...she is.

I'm with #3 Dr Spock. And in my day, we'd call that girl a whore.

#53 Nice rant, but you lost me at "these's".

God, her friend is so fat and funny : )

Wonder what color her hair really is.......Sad....she's probably a really nice person....Too bad she landed in such a screwed up family, where she is constantly taught (by actions) that "just the way she came into the world" is not quite good enough......

Id lick her azzhole

i do enjoy having to talk amongst immature and ignorant people on here, like almost anywhere i breath existance. i do not for the life of me understand why so many people like you think Angelina Jolie is hot, and that Brooke Hogan looks masculine...Brooke is certainly at least attractive, she's a very typical pretty white girl. You people be burned alive...or just neutered. eeek. just die

Holy fack! Airbrushed muuuuch!?!?!

Holy fack! Airbrushed muuuuch!?!?!

i thought all hollywood stars were meant to be size zeros. Her friends dress is going to explode!!!!!!! what fat sluts

Brookey looks great but she needs to hook that fat hog with her up with her father so he can take her to the gym with him. Here piggy, piggy!

so manly, grosss

I bet Dog the Bounty Hunter would go for that dress. That squat little dumpling with her needs something ala Paula Abdul in "Opposites Attract".

http://youtube.com/results?search_query=opposites+attract+paula+abdul&search_type=&aq=0&oq=opposites+attract

#27 Brooke Bollea! Now there's a name you can hang your mustache on.

she just doesnt have a nice body. i dont understand why she thought taking this picture was a good idea. she just isnt model material and thats definitely what she is going for here.

I would so0o0o0o tap that..

*taps*

Whats up with the clown makeup in these pictures? She looks like a mime. A manly mime.

She does have really nice legs though.

I'D FUCK THS WHITE BITCHES BRAINS OUT

Ok all you people who is trashing her is fucking stupid. she may be a blonde at times but if you actually watch her show its pretty good. and no they are not fucking Brooke you dumbass. they are her supporters just like me! not everybody has to be a size 0. i agree with #53 all the way. i would rather watch a hefty chick on tv then a skinny ass white bitch. what kind of example are they showing kids. that they HAVE to be skinny? its because of all these skinny bitches that there are so many anorexic people out there. and she does not look manly to me. i bet about 3/4 of all people on here has a butt chin. what... i do but it doesnt make me ugly or look manish. if you wanna trash someone trash someone that deserves it like Lindsey Lohan!!!

ok she is a big girl but thats just her bone structure .. I dont think she is fat by any means - flat stomach, toned arms and legs... and face it with the Hulk as her dad I think she came out pretty decent looking..