Jul 11 2008Brooke Hogan has breasts
These are shots of Brooke Hogan returning to her New York City hotel last night after a busy day promoting her reality show Brooke Knows Best which debuts Sunday. It looks like she brought all her marketable assets to the table. I'm of course talking about her smile and bubbling persona- PFFT! Ha ha ha! I'm sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face. So, was the braless top a PR strategy to distract from the man-chin? Misson: Accomplished. Until right now - someone throw a brick at my groin.
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Reader Comments
1. Ted Mosby - July 11, 2008 2:56 PM
Nipples galore.
2. Que - July 11, 2008 2:57 PM
Que nice!
3. Jimbo - July 11, 2008 2:58 PM
Ordinarily I'd say "let me motorboat those funbags!" but in Brooke's case I always think "I wonder how much she's benchin'?"
4. FCS - July 11, 2008 2:59 PM
Apparently it's mediocre looking chicks with big fake breasts day on the superficial..
Bout time.
5. alisa - July 11, 2008 2:59 PM
she actually looks really good here.... good job brooke.... but i hate those shoes and she wears them all the time.. reminds me of a hooker cinderella
6. alisa - July 11, 2008 3:00 PM
she looks really good here.... good job brooke.... but i hate those shoes and she wears them all the time.. reminds me of a hooker cinderella
7. Derek J. - July 11, 2008 3:00 PM
"Brooke, there's a Mr. Rodriguez here who would like to see you..."
8. B - July 11, 2008 3:02 PM
two words:
bridge troll.
9. husbandclothes.com - July 11, 2008 3:04 PM
What are you talkin' about?
She TOTALLY has on a bra.
I think she looks pretty. I like Brooke Hogan. Not a huge Hulk Hogan fan, but Brooke seems nice and cool and...likable.
;)
10. MT - July 11, 2008 3:04 PM
And a PENIS!!! If you're into that kind of thing. Mmmmm hermaphrodity!
Sometimes you want a taco and a hot dog for dinner, not me per se, but some people do... Having sex with her is like having a threesome!
11. syn - July 11, 2008 3:05 PM
Wow - she REALLY looks like her mom.
12. Karen - July 11, 2008 3:08 PM
I don't know, she seems likable enough. She's definitely the only one of the "Hogans" who is at least a little bit tolerable. I like how she's been able to stay close to her dad through thick and thin, even using one of his bandannas each day to tuck it back.
13. Where's Darkwing Duck? - July 11, 2008 3:10 PM
@11
Really Really Really Really
'specially when the pics are small.
14. da doctor - July 11, 2008 3:14 PM
she definately has a Y chromosome.
15. Cindy - July 11, 2008 3:15 PM
Have you ever noticed that she has zero cellulite? Must be the testosterone.
16. Your mama - July 11, 2008 3:17 PM
She should sit on Where's Darkwing Duck and kill him dead
17. pete - July 11, 2008 3:24 PM
I hate seeing pictures of this chick, because I'm quite sure if we were alone and a little drunk, I'd want her to penetrate me.
18. Jumpin_J - July 11, 2008 3:25 PM
Why do they look like those boobz are trying to run away in opposite directions?
Oh well. At least Phish is trying again to make us happy with end of the week shots of BOOOOBZ!!!! Thanks, guys.
19. Sell Porn Make Money - July 11, 2008 3:26 PM
Me likey big boobey!
20. TetterkeT - July 11, 2008 3:28 PM
Brook Knows Best? More like Brook Knows Breasts! HAHAHA! LMAO! ROFL! LOL.
21. you pizza-faced losers - July 11, 2008 3:29 PM
How are you pizza-faced losers doing today? Still angry that the only girlfriends you've ever had are your hands?
22. Giggles - July 11, 2008 3:32 PM
I don't think those puppies are fake. They are missing the tennis ball look and have the natural "hanging to your knees" look.
23. p-f loser - July 11, 2008 3:33 PM
#21 - come on, put a little more effort into it. At least work in a reference to "mom's basement."
24. Beth - July 11, 2008 3:37 PM
Not surprising that a story about a celebrity shemale brought out our resident celebrity defender (#21).
25. Captain Jack Sparrow - July 11, 2008 3:40 PM
Amazon chicks are fun.
Why do they have "Lounge" written on her "Lunch" bag?
26. Rich - July 11, 2008 3:41 PM
It'd be quite a think to reach up and cup a boob in each hand while sucking her cock.
Just sayin'.
27. veggi - July 11, 2008 3:42 PM
lmao @ pics in the middle of the bunch: "Now be a good nigger and hold my bag."
28. pistola - July 11, 2008 3:56 PM
she's a sasquach!
DO NOT WANT!
29. pistola - July 11, 2008 3:58 PM
@ #12- HILARIOUS! well done!! haha
30. Veroonica - July 11, 2008 3:59 PM
She better not turn too quickly, she could bash someone's head in with those things!
Mystery solved!
31. rumble grumble gurgle roar - July 11, 2008 4:11 PM
so...if the hulkster's atomic thigh drop is his signature wrestling move...what could brook's be....the atomic booby bash?
32. rumble grumble gurgle roar - July 11, 2008 4:11 PM
so...if the hulkster's atomic thigh drop is his signature wrestling move...what could brook's be....the atomic booby bash?
33. Scott E. - July 11, 2008 4:17 PM
Is that Samuel L. Jackson in the background?
34. kenny - July 11, 2008 4:21 PM
if Brooke was smart she would have proven to the world by now that she dosen't have a cock tucked in between her legs.
35. Jessica - July 11, 2008 4:23 PM
OMG!!! She wears those same clear stripper shoes in EVERY picture I see her in..... HIRE A STYLIST!!!
36. simplicity - July 11, 2008 4:37 PM
why are her pants so freakin high??
I didnt think that was supposed to happen until you're like 85.
37. complexity - July 11, 2008 4:46 PM
"why are her pants so freakin high??"
To hide her erection.
38. Disapointed - July 11, 2008 4:48 PM
In everyone of these pictures she looks just like that craddle robbing, skank, cougar of a mother of hers...Poor Girl.
Also, How dresses her because i swear her mom was wearing that same outfit at the Royal Rumble in 1990. I dib't really see her waering it, I was only four but i am sure it was something close.
AT LEAST WEAR A BRA TO KEEP THEM IN THE SAME COUNTIES BROOKE!!!!!
39. Ted from LA - July 11, 2008 5:51 PM
If you are going to wear pants like that, shouldn't you be required to juggle or make balloon animals?
40. you fat ass losers - July 11, 2008 5:57 PM
Go ahead you fat ass losers. Peck away at your keyboards from your smelly room and don't let mommy catch you looking at pictures of women. She might take your computer away for a week like last time.
41. Hawaiian Elitist - July 11, 2008 6:11 PM
Typical Floridian White Trash. Stupid Silicone Cow-Pig, Moo Oink Moo Oink...
42. An old look - July 11, 2008 6:30 PM
I did not think someone could actually duplicate the stripper-whore look of her mother to a T, but I believe her daughter has pulled it off!
43. SueMe - July 11, 2008 7:40 PM
Yeah...uh that's what women possess. Well most of us anyway. Since she looks so much like her dad she sort of looks like a man though.
44. Kim - July 11, 2008 9:49 PM
Wow those are some pointy boobs!
45. bosendorfer - July 11, 2008 10:19 PM
listen, this thing was in part generated from fluids leaked from "Hulk" Hogan's penis. its brother basically killed a person and has his own reality TV show. as such, would you, the editors of thesuperficial.com PLEASE put a little more thought into who you choose to feature on this site? much of the time i enjoy what i see here, but keep female "Hulk" Hogan trash off. she's unattractive, oafish, probably uneducated, her dad's a gross, steroids-addled "wrestler" from the '80s and she belongs behind the counter of a Chick-fil-A or a Dairy Queen or some comparable surfboard shop/hardware store chain. thank you.
46. Hemlock Queen - July 12, 2008 1:47 AM
Gawd! Everytime that girl spackles on makeup and dresses like her mom she turns super fugs.
Now I know you guys would say she's already ugly, but I just happen to think otherwise.
But only when she doesn't do THAT to herself. blagh!
47. gerard Vandenberg - July 12, 2008 7:37 AM
This woman wants to be FUCKED these days?
48. Lisa - July 12, 2008 8:19 AM
She has excelled herself -and possibly the rest of the world- in the fashion faux pas department.
49. Ted from LA - July 12, 2008 3:51 PM
Quit making fun of her. I heard she just found out she has prostate cancer.
50. daisy - July 12, 2008 4:02 PM
Those are some pretty fashionable mom pants.
51. brittani - July 12, 2008 4:15 PM
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, she may look OK now but give it another 15 years... she is goint to look EXACTLY like her mom... an over tanned over bleached neon makeup'd wrestlers wife with a loose vagina and leather skin....
52. brittani - July 12, 2008 4:15 PM
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, she may look OK now but give it another 15 years... she is goint to look EXACTLY like her mom... an over tanned over bleached neon makeup'd wrestlers wife with a loose vagina and leather skin....
53. becca - July 12, 2008 5:50 PM
what is a man chin??
54. Allie - July 12, 2008 6:54 PM
Come on...lucite heels and an outift left over from the 90's! Why she wants to dress like her disgusting mother is beyond me. She just looks so dated-people her age probably cant even realte to her and thats why her album never took off.
55. Alli - July 12, 2008 6:55 PM
She isnt even speaking to her mother at this point so why is she dressing like her still??For such a young girl, she has no fashion sense at all! This looks like an outfit from the 90's. Lucite heels and pleated pants with that top...please!
Her album never took off because she is so dated looking.
56. Lulu - July 13, 2008 12:11 AM
Can someone tell me how old this woman is? I thought she was early 20's, but she looks like a rode hard and put up wet late 40's......
57. Lucy - July 13, 2008 12:35 AM
It's funny because she's turning into her mother. She and Lindsay should be friends.
58. Narcissist - July 13, 2008 1:19 AM
I think she's prettier than Hulk. He dresses better though.
59. STevec - July 13, 2008 9:58 AM
Gonna rename her BoHo....Moooooooooo....what a bovine heeshee it is !
60. Famous Plastic - July 13, 2008 1:27 PM
She looks like her 50 year old mother. Fake tits and all.
61. sharpeidude - July 13, 2008 2:03 PM
#54 - Her album never took off because she has no fucking musical talent whatsoever! She should tell her father that she's enrolling in wrestling school.
62. kit kitten - July 13, 2008 2:45 PM
i hate this ugly, whoreish, no talent, obnoxious little shitbag - she and the rest of her fucked up family should be shot into space where no one will ever have to look at them again.
63. Heather - July 13, 2008 10:14 PM
Gosh, it looks like she got that outfit at the bargain store in the strip mall. Tapered high rise pants with a built in belt, cheap earrings, cheap bag and a cheap $5 looking halter top. And don't even get me started on the shoes.. This woman(?) frightens me.
64. malicious - July 13, 2008 10:55 PM
I guess when you're mum is a playboy whatever it's inevitable that your going to think all you need in life is a set of fake tits
65. Jeffer - July 14, 2008 4:55 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
66. snarkymalarky - July 14, 2008 9:28 AM
Looks like a Britney Spears (circa 1999) female impersonator
67. Mandy - July 14, 2008 12:14 PM
She looks like a man in drag like Paris Herpes.
68. schadenfreudelicious - July 14, 2008 1:02 PM
If she tightened up that halter strap around her neck she could serve two useful purposes...hiking those girls up off her waist and potentially cutting off her oxygen supply....