Jul 31 2008Britney Spears wants Sam Lutfi to stay the hell away
Hey, remember this guy? Sam Lutfi a.k.a. Douchebeard McDrugYourDrinks. Well, it turns out the restraining order requiring him to stay 250 yards away from Britney Spears expires today. The order will not be renewed, but Britney's lawyer issued the following public statement to Douchebeard letting him know what the fuck's up. The AP reports:
"Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama 'Sam' Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future," Spears' attorney Samuel D. Ingham III said in a statement to The Associated Press.
"During the temporary conservatorship, the conservators have the power to insure that Lutfi will not harm Britney anymore. If Mr. Lutfi makes any future attempt to contact Britney after the temporary conservatorship has concluded, Britney has made clear she will take all appropriate legal action."
Did Britney really make it clear she'll "take all appropriate legal action"? I doubt she knows what one of those words even mean. Here's a more likely scenario: "If Mr. Lutfi attempts to contact Britney, Britney will take actions including, but not limited to, sticking a bucket of KFC over her head then running into a wall. Britney also reserves the right to say 'Whoop whoop whoop whoop!' prior to impact."
Reader Comments
1. Hairybuddha - July 31, 2008 12:47 PM
Frist!
2. Boston_Freek - July 31, 2008 12:48 PM
OMG, Douchebeard McDrugYour Drinks. That is wicked, wicked pissah.
3. Ed - July 31, 2008 12:56 PM
"During the temporary conservatorship, the conservators have the power to insure that Lutfi will not harm Britney anymore."
In other words..."My daddy's gonna beat you up!"
Good thing Britney isn't an adult with kids or anything...
4. SNAP SNAP - July 31, 2008 1:06 PM
restraining orders are wicked re-TAH-ded anyway.
5. rough daddy - July 31, 2008 1:14 PM
since when did she have a brain in her head, this britney...
6. rough daddy - July 31, 2008 1:14 PM
since when did she have a brain in her head, this britney...
7. Rick - July 31, 2008 1:15 PM
If Britney's in her cah and that retahd tries to touch her, her bodygahd should club him in the head with a crowbah really hahd. How hahd? Wicked hahd!
8. SNAP SNAP - July 31, 2008 1:21 PM
britney is perhaps the strangest creature on the face of the planet. nasa should swoop in and take over - start running tests and shit to see what sort of mutated chromosomes she has running amuk in that body of hers.
9. Ashley - July 31, 2008 1:32 PM
I hope she stays away from that douche bag. You can tell his intentions with her were never honorable
10. Matthew - July 31, 2008 2:24 PM
I hope that swengali lufti gets it he is nothing more than a douche than anyone else he might win the douche of the universe award for 2008
11. Richard McBeef - July 31, 2008 3:02 PM
@10 - during a normal year this douche would have no problem getting the douche of the universe award for his performance throughout 08. But this year has seen the rise of spencer pratt and his blockbuster performance will most assuredly get him the DOTU nod.
12. Sport - July 31, 2008 3:32 PM
#11 makes a solid argument there.
13. Matthew - July 31, 2008 4:28 PM
#11 your right spencer might detrhon john edwards
14. Randal - July 31, 2008 4:54 PM
I am so proud of you Britney because this gentleman turned your world upside down and knocked you over!
You don't need this type of negative influence in your life and he's a flop for taking advantage of you. Continue to take care of yourself my dear because the future's still bright and waiting for its top star to return.
Randal
15. Groucho - July 31, 2008 11:23 PM
I like how they point out his name is Osama.
16. LCC - August 1, 2008 12:44 AM
That KFC line made laugh while I was trying to sneeze. My monitor looks gross now.
17. linda - August 1, 2008 4:50 AM
Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club :::::::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m::::::: for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol
18. gerard Vandenberg - August 1, 2008 1:03 PM
ANYBODY wants something, NOT?