Jul 16 2008Britney Spears is in the studio, mostly playing with buttons
Britney Spears is in the studio working on her new album "with a team of top-notch producers and songwriters," according to her manager Larry Rudolph. He also shared the following insights on Britney's creative process with People:
"She's like, 'I want to go to the studio because I want to have some fun' and that's what it's all about. There's no schedule, there's no agenda, there's no anything. She is just enjoying herself."
In the studio, "She's giggly," he added. "Some days she'll go in and get nothing done. Some times she'll just play around a little bit."
In other words, Britney Spears plays with LEGOs on the couch while an entire team of professionals tries to make it look she can sing. Why do they even invite her to the studio? I'd just call her up one morning and say, "Hey, look, you've got an album coming out." To which she'll reply: "I love brownies!" And then we'll watch it climb the charts. The End.
Photo: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. Sportsdvl - July 16, 2008 12:01 PM
"top notch"? Really, I'm pretty sure the top notch professionals stay the fuck away from her.
2. EP - July 16, 2008 12:07 PM
FIRST
3. Jumpin_J - July 16, 2008 12:10 PM
OMG, isn't that the same excuse that Axl Rose gave for "Chinese Democracy"? Are they doing a duet together? Good lord, it all makes sense now!
4. paul - July 16, 2008 12:11 PM
I like the honeycomb motif on her blouse. It makes me want to have good sex with her.
5. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 16, 2008 12:16 PM
I'm sure her "creative process" involves her open mouth lapdiving the producer.
6. YAAALLLLL!!! - July 16, 2008 12:16 PM
If she believes she was part of the creative process, she lip syncs better at her concerts.
7. Anonymous - July 16, 2008 12:20 PM
Why they continue to bother with this chick escapes me. Her career is over, yet they still keep trying to beat the dead horse. Just give it up. Only her ten tweenie fans care anymore.
8. Harry Ballzack - July 16, 2008 12:47 PM
I'm no professional like all those other savy professionals she surrounds herself with... BUT --- but I believe Britneys 15 mins. are up.
She's made the most of everything god gave her, now it's tme for her to move over and let the "Hannah Montanas" of yhe new generation have their fucktards. ie. Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears, Ali Lohan, etc. etc...... She needs to take whatever she has left and invest. She should also consider doing commercials - she could get her Cheetos free {{ (_|_) }}
9. Conscience_Found - July 16, 2008 12:49 PM
I like her bangs.
10. Joe Mama - July 16, 2008 12:53 PM
I would play ring the door bell with her nipples.
Just so I can hear her say Ding Dong.
11. simplicity - July 16, 2008 12:56 PM
I had to LMFAO at :
"In other words, Britney Spears plays with LEGOs on the couch while an entire team of professionals tries to make it look she can sing. Why do they even invite her to the studio? I'd just call her up one morning and say, "Hey, look, you've got an album coming out." To which she'll reply: "I love brownies!" And then we'll watch it climb it the charts. The End."
You rock sometimes.
12. A - July 16, 2008 1:04 PM
Who really gives a shit about Britney? I agree, her time is up. Nobody really cares anymore. WTF do people follow this woman around?
Whoever writes these blogs - you rule! You are one funny dude.
13. Spongebob Gangsta - July 16, 2008 1:13 PM
She has,
and always will be,
the Ralph Wiggum
of the music industry.
14. Spongebob Gangsta - July 16, 2008 1:17 PM
She has been,
and always will be,
the Ralph Wiggum
of the music industry.
15. Zukyia - July 16, 2008 1:22 PM
I'm so frickin happy she's coming out with a new album. Go Britney do your thing babydoll woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. burgernoodle - July 16, 2008 1:30 PM
eh, who needs britney anymore. we have hannah montana now! let her put out records for 13 yr olds and get naked in magazines! brit, go back to the sanbox. and play nicely with your boys, dammit!
17. Viepr - July 16, 2008 1:43 PM
does anyone read these post before u make them. maybe you need an editor....
i dont give a shit about grammer or spelling but when your missing words it gets kinda hard to read,
i had to read this sentence couple times
"To which she'll reply: "I love brownies!" And then we'll watch it climb it the charts"
looks like your brain shut off for a sec on this 1
"Britney Spears plays with LEGOs on the couch while an entire team of professionals tries to make it look she can sing"
18. mimi - July 16, 2008 1:54 PM
FISH SUKS and BRITNEY ROCKS!
19. WORD UP! - July 16, 2008 2:07 PM
Shtiney's an old hag!
20. leavefishalone - July 16, 2008 3:05 PM
What was wrong with the Britney-LEGOs-sing sentence? I understood it. As for the others, he's typing with his tongue, you douche. Don't you read?
(Hey, at least it's not his other thing... or is it?)
21. A - July 16, 2008 3:49 PM
Hey Viepr - look at your own grammar, dumbass. It's spelled "you're," as in "you are," not your as in "your missing words." Fucking look before you throw rocks at the glass house!
22. Randal - July 16, 2008 3:55 PM
Britney the Producer!
Girl, with the experience you've gained from being in the industry for as long as you have, I think Timberland has a lot to worry about.
Rise to the top girl!
Randal
23. Giggles - July 16, 2008 4:08 PM
There really never was any long-term career potential for her. She should have enough money to be comfortable for the rest of her life and stop embarrassing herself.
24. Clem - July 16, 2008 5:00 PM
And I'm sure that this new record will be as excellent as the last....did she even make another record after "Ooops..."?
25. Fishin' for Brown Trout - July 16, 2008 5:30 PM
No doubt Fish is a sick pup! Hilarious shit though!!!
26. Boston_Freek - July 16, 2008 6:16 PM
#18 Mimi if you think the Fish "sux" as you so eloquently put it then wtf are you always coming to this blog for, you annoying 19-year-old twat. Go bury your fat cheesy Proactiv covered cheeks in a bag of frickin sour cream and onion Lays chips. Wicked tard!
27. beastman AIDS - July 16, 2008 6:22 PM
i wish i was "top notch" :(
Do you think if i put "top notch" on my CV i would have a higher chance of employment?
Top Notch Panty Sniffer seeks full time employment. Offers please email.
28. britney's weave - July 16, 2008 8:43 PM
um, randal, timberland is a brand of shoe. timbaland is the producer. just fyi.
29. Sendy - July 17, 2008 4:49 AM
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
30. Holy Crap! - July 17, 2008 5:11 AM
"Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch!"
31. gerard Vandenberg - July 17, 2008 9:42 AM
They need a TOILET-WOMAN over there?