Jul 16 2008Britney Spears is in the studio, mostly playing with buttons

"top notch"? Really, I'm pretty sure the top notch professionals stay the fuck away from her.

FIRST

OMG, isn't that the same excuse that Axl Rose gave for "Chinese Democracy"? Are they doing a duet together? Good lord, it all makes sense now!

I like the honeycomb motif on her blouse. It makes me want to have good sex with her.

I'm sure her "creative process" involves her open mouth lapdiving the producer.

If she believes she was part of the creative process, she lip syncs better at her concerts.

Why they continue to bother with this chick escapes me. Her career is over, yet they still keep trying to beat the dead horse. Just give it up. Only her ten tweenie fans care anymore.

I'm no professional like all those other savy professionals she surrounds herself with... BUT --- but I believe Britneys 15 mins. are up.
She's made the most of everything god gave her, now it's tme for her to move over and let the "Hannah Montanas" of yhe new generation have their fucktards. ie. Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears, Ali Lohan, etc. etc...... She needs to take whatever she has left and invest. She should also consider doing commercials - she could get her Cheetos free {{ (_|_) }}

I like her bangs.

I would play ring the door bell with her nipples.
Just so I can hear her say Ding Dong.

I had to LMFAO at :

"In other words, Britney Spears plays with LEGOs on the couch while an entire team of professionals tries to make it look she can sing. Why do they even invite her to the studio? I'd just call her up one morning and say, "Hey, look, you've got an album coming out." To which she'll reply: "I love brownies!" And then we'll watch it climb it the charts. The End."

You rock sometimes.

Who really gives a shit about Britney? I agree, her time is up. Nobody really cares anymore. WTF do people follow this woman around?

Whoever writes these blogs - you rule! You are one funny dude.

She has,
and always will be,
the Ralph Wiggum
of the music industry.

She has been,
and always will be,
the Ralph Wiggum
of the music industry.

I'm so frickin happy she's coming out with a new album. Go Britney do your thing babydoll woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eh, who needs britney anymore. we have hannah montana now! let her put out records for 13 yr olds and get naked in magazines! brit, go back to the sanbox. and play nicely with your boys, dammit!

does anyone read these post before u make them. maybe you need an editor....
i dont give a shit about grammer or spelling but when your missing words it gets kinda hard to read,

i had to read this sentence couple times
"To which she'll reply: "I love brownies!" And then we'll watch it climb it the charts"

looks like your brain shut off for a sec on this 1
"Britney Spears plays with LEGOs on the couch while an entire team of professionals tries to make it look she can sing"

FISH SUKS and BRITNEY ROCKS!

Shtiney's an old hag!

What was wrong with the Britney-LEGOs-sing sentence? I understood it. As for the others, he's typing with his tongue, you douche. Don't you read?
(Hey, at least it's not his other thing... or is it?)

Hey Viepr - look at your own grammar, dumbass. It's spelled "you're," as in "you are," not your as in "your missing words." Fucking look before you throw rocks at the glass house!

Britney the Producer!

Girl, with the experience you've gained from being in the industry for as long as you have, I think Timberland has a lot to worry about.

Rise to the top girl!

Randal

There really never was any long-term career potential for her. She should have enough money to be comfortable for the rest of her life and stop embarrassing herself.

And I'm sure that this new record will be as excellent as the last....did she even make another record after "Ooops..."?

No doubt Fish is a sick pup! Hilarious shit though!!!

#18 Mimi if you think the Fish "sux" as you so eloquently put it then wtf are you always coming to this blog for, you annoying 19-year-old twat. Go bury your fat cheesy Proactiv covered cheeks in a bag of frickin sour cream and onion Lays chips. Wicked tard!

i wish i was "top notch" :(
Do you think if i put "top notch" on my CV i would have a higher chance of employment?
Top Notch Panty Sniffer seeks full time employment. Offers please email.

um, randal, timberland is a brand of shoe. timbaland is the producer. just fyi.

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

"Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch!"

They need a TOILET-WOMAN over there?