Jul 9 2008Britney Spears cleans up for Madonna video
Britney Spears fixed herself up last night so she wouldn't look like, well, Britney Spears in the video she's shooting for Madonna's upcoming tour. Her hair has definitely come a long way from the Predator days of yore/January. But somebody has to do something about that crazed smile. You know, the one that suggests Britney eats children. Or, at the very least, puppies - tied to children. With bacon.

Reader Comments
1. Grunion - July 9, 2008 2:15 PM
Is Hulk Hogan her father too? Just sayin'
2. FIVE0 - July 9, 2008 2:17 PM
Yeah, she did clean up ok...and I'd hit it, but what is up with the constatn herpes outbreak on her face???
3. Shep - July 9, 2008 2:19 PM
Makes me laugh every time I remember Britney saying Avril Lavigne wished she looked like her, lol
4. Where's Darkwing Duck? - July 9, 2008 2:20 PM
Awwww, That poor girl is so crazy. I'm glad they have security around her all the time. I wonder what she thinks about besides cigs, cheetos, starbucks........
hmmmm, is there anything else? Maybe I'm Britney.
5. Rick - July 9, 2008 2:22 PM
I like to wrap warm bacon around my heafty 2 incher. Makes it warm and feels like dad used to make it feel.
6. Ew - July 9, 2008 2:25 PM
Rick, Britney has nothing to do with you fucking your dad. So I'd shut it if I were you.
7. Auntie Kryst - July 9, 2008 2:32 PM
"But somebody's has to do something about that crazed smile."
It's Lithium Bitch!!
8. FRIST!!! - July 9, 2008 2:33 PM
Wow. I could not hate R&B more..
9. yo - July 9, 2008 2:33 PM
does anyone else think that britney and brooke are one and the same?
10. Rick - July 9, 2008 2:34 PM
I can't shut it it won't shut anymore which causes anal leaks and ridicule but at least i have friend(s) online.
11. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 9, 2008 2:41 PM
I'd let her leave those glasses on so I may adorn them with my gift of pearls.
12. Stewie Griffin - July 9, 2008 2:51 PM
Rick... your lifestyle intrigues me. We must have tea and scones and discuss this after my world domination.
13. mimi - July 9, 2008 2:52 PM
Looking good Britney!
GET THAT EMMY!
14. Jumpin_J - July 9, 2008 2:53 PM
Brit, with all the $ you're going to raking in with your work with Madge, two words: Pro-active. Those zits near your mouth are nasty.
15. Arctic - July 9, 2008 2:55 PM
A: she´s still ugly.
B: whenever she smiles you can tell how stupid she is. It´s that retarded "omg it spins!" smile...
C: atleast she´s not the most pathetic in the world, her fans are so that should keep her from contemplating suicide on a daily basis.
D: seriously she´s butt-ugly
16. kfeup! - July 9, 2008 3:00 PM
LEAVE BRITNEY ALLLOOOOONE!
17. yokiex - July 9, 2008 3:02 PM
She looks a little fat!! I like her songs! Have u guys heard that she ever appeared on the hot hook-up club M E E T R I C H. C O M for wealthy singles/celebs? I heard of it around that site when hooking up with hot girls there recently. Quite a few hot guys are found in his circle there.
18. bk - July 9, 2008 3:04 PM
think she got her crack waxed?
19. wow - July 9, 2008 3:07 PM
How is it possible that she always looks like crap? She not all drunk at the moment and she just walked out of a salon. Yet still her face looks haggard and her bra strap is showing. I look better than her the morning after a 10 hour keg party. She is a paradox. I just dont get it.
20. veggi - July 9, 2008 3:07 PM
What the hell is that thing behind her in pic #2?? Looks like it wants Britneys braaaaaaaaaaaaaains.. wait..
21. FRIST!!! - July 9, 2008 3:11 PM
HaHa!!!! No Veggi, it's just protecting itself from aliens..
22. Vas Deferens - July 9, 2008 3:19 PM
When is Britney going to fucking die already? Go overdose on some pills like Anna Nicole did, you stupid, disease-ridden whore!
23. Jackson'shole - July 9, 2008 3:19 PM
#16 YES
Her calves are ginormous
24. havoc - July 9, 2008 3:21 PM
mmmmm bacon.........
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25. Hemlock Queen - July 9, 2008 3:22 PM
She's needs a stylist everyday. Seriously. This is so much better than her normal poodle look.
26. "Rick" - July 9, 2008 3:23 PM
hahaha, I really tweaked some fat bitch back on the last story! Keep typing under my name, fattie, it'll only burn a few calories but every little bit helps.
27. md - July 9, 2008 3:25 PM
Glad to see she can "clean-up" for a video but NOT FOR HER COURT CUSTODY HEARINGS aka CHILDREN!!! Seriously....stupid bitch!!!!
Congrats to the childrens' father, Kevin, for doing the job of parenting.
28. sashamrm - July 9, 2008 3:50 PM
I hope this is a good thing for her! Her smile does look a bit like an "i eat babies" smile though, haha.
http://www.nikkibgoss.com/
29. sammy - July 9, 2008 4:24 PM
something about her. I don't know, but I would lick her puss like there's no tomorrow. I would pound her doggy-style to kingdom come.
30. Nascar - July 9, 2008 4:50 PM
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! hahaha. Not to agree with that dude or anything, but there's a lot of bad pictures that get produced by high speed cameras. Don't be too surprised about the abundance of bad Britney pics.
31. Randal - July 9, 2008 4:55 PM
Great to see you moving forward in your life Britney and getting some big jobs along the way. Madonna's shine will glow that much brighter with you around and just may very well put her on the same level as you.
Keep it up Britney, your fans are loving every minute of it.
Hugs and high fives my dear from me to you. xoxo
Randal
32. dozer - July 9, 2008 5:10 PM
#12 - love the family guy reference!!
33. no thanks - July 9, 2008 5:34 PM
Why does this woman ALWAYS have that god awful mouth acne... PROACTIVE bitch.
34. jake - July 9, 2008 5:49 PM
to #33 and every girl out there:
Proactive is not the answer to great skin. Actually, it's been proven that sperm has a high protein content and works wonders. So the answer to clear beautiful, and youthful looking skin is a daily jizz-blast ladies!!
35. haroof - July 9, 2008 7:08 PM
I don't get this chick.
I mean just hire a trainer & lose the extra 30 lbs already.
She won't revert back to pre-preg Brit but still, it'll be a vast improvement.
36. britney's weave - July 9, 2008 7:17 PM
wow, her legs are like redwoods.
love the chick in foils in pics two and three... nice.
37. JennyJenJen - July 9, 2008 7:43 PM
@17.. That post was a grammar teachers worst nightmare.. do us all a favor, put a shotgun in your mouth and put your toe on the trigger.. Click.
38. McLashen Obama - July 9, 2008 8:29 PM
On behalf of any British everywhere I apologise profusely for the Daily Mail and their pathetic PR Job here....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1033720/Bronzed-slim-Britney-prepares-comeback-blow-fans-away.html
"toned", yes of course...
39. McLashen Obama - July 9, 2008 8:33 PM
ah come on now!!
ok f'd that up try this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/index.html
see 'Headlines'
40. JPRichardson - July 9, 2008 9:45 PM
Are herpes, obesity and cankles related in a certain way?
41. britney's weave - July 9, 2008 10:46 PM
@37, that's a spammer. don't waste your time. he/she is already dead on the inside.
42. laugh at the stupid - July 10, 2008 12:24 AM
She is another dirty! Skanky crazed ho...she is possessed by a demon, that is the only logical explanation for her retardedness. Just lock her up in a padded room already!!!
43. san - July 10, 2008 12:37 AM
fuck all u nasty poor fat ass haters, u have nothing better to do then talk about skin ok , its natural , and if u have kids they probably do too. and if u dont i hope the do.
you all need lives, go work, go work out.
leave her alone for once.
and work out ur own issues then diss on her all the time, or even right now,
unlike most ppls i have a life and im turning off my comp screen
bye
44. san - July 10, 2008 12:37 AM
fuck all u nasty poor fat ass haters, u have nothing better to do then talk about skin ok , its natural , and if u have kids they probably do too. and if u dont i hope the do.
you all need lives, go work, go work out.
leave her alone for once.
and work out ur own issues then diss on her all the time, or even right now,
unlike most ppls i have a life and im turning off my comp screen
bye
45. Annearchist - July 10, 2008 3:09 AM
Swelling of the lower legs, weight gain, and acne or other skin problems are all side effects of taking Lithium, a naturally occuring salt that is commonly prescribed for treating mania and bi-polar depression.
The skin problems are difficult to control with traditional methods without stopping the medication that keeps the patient "normal".
Weight gain and swelling are also common, and also more difficult to control than it is for someone who isn't on meds.
The site's called "The Superficial", so of course we're all scrutinizing Britney for physical flaws. I'm not saying we need to "leave Britney alone", just that these defects may not be a question of character or discipline, but chemistry.
46. Sunday - July 10, 2008 4:17 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
47. ishi-san - July 10, 2008 7:35 AM
@ 44: bye! :-)
48. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 10, 2008 9:21 AM
#44 - You obviously turned off your brain long ago. That was downright painful to read.
49. Mal Gusto - July 10, 2008 11:03 AM
Yay, cankles!
50. moneil - July 10, 2008 5:44 PM
Wow, doesn't even look like britney. If you love celebrity gossip, play the newest celebrity trivia at http://www.kwanzoo.com!
51. Zukyia - July 10, 2008 11:30 PM
@9
OMGOSH NO!!!! Brooke's ugly man-chin skank ass wishes she was Britney Spears.
52. Narcissist - July 13, 2008 2:15 AM
Now that's a decent looking fatty right there. Needs boots, though.
53. joe m - July 21, 2008 10:56 AM
Beautiful Britney is better looking than the mothers,sisters,wives,
girlfriends & daughters of you jealous losers.