Jul 11 2008Audrina Patridge makes $10K just to drink at a bar

I'll pay her $10,001 to star in a porn movie with me.

It's ironic that she has big boobs and small lips. She should look for a guy who has the opposite.

FIRST THUNDER-CUNTS!!!!
Boooooyah!!!

Some noname gets paid thousands to drink at a club? What the hell is this world coming to?

I'll bet Client #9 would pay her more.

She should be serving drinks at the bar for that much. By drinks I mean milk.

actually, I think ph7 hit the nail on the head. She might have a short career in porn, but that's about it.

She should have got her implants on her chest, not her waist.

she'll be sucking some old rich guy's cock in a few years. You know, when the next implanted young hottie comes along and takes her place.

She's a useless twat,

I hate the term "bottle service". Anyone who says it just sounds like a total douche. There is absolutely no possible way that you can use that expression without sounding like an asshole. None.

So two appearances made her enough to pay for the boob job?

I can hear her getting fatter.....

Dearest Superfish,

What's a Patridget?

Is it a typo or a new name for this upper lip-less whore?

For a brunette with a fairly dark complexion, she's extraordinarily white.

Isn't "bottle service" the thing that gash in the mexican whore house does with an empty coke bottle.

That poor nig - he was going for a feel and then he noticed the cameras. Still, that's a lot of inhibitory capacity for dungboy.

The beginning of the hills marks the beginning of the end of civilization as we know it.

I woud appreciate knowing if she was at a club so I could avoid it.

And I guess she is attractive but I find something a little weird about her eyes, and she just seems lacking in originality. Kind of carbon-copy looks.

If I see one more update about any of the fake sluts from The Hills, I am going to scream.
Does anyone actually care about these idiots? Isn't this supposed to be a /celebrity/ gossip site?

But wait, doesn't Spencer Pratt get $100K just to show up at a club? I guess the "I'll come to the club to punch that douchebag in the face" crowd is a lot bigger than the "I'm going to give her a Cleveland Steamer in the V.I.P. booth while she enjoys some "bottle service" crowd.

For the love of our children, nay, our civalization, here's how things should progress:

1) People ask who the $#@! is Audrina Partidge
2) She gets denied into clubs
3) Porn. Nuff said.

Very weird story. If I walked into a club and saw this chick, I'd be pretty sure I was in the wrong place.

This "story" is like when a DJ puts exactly the wrong song on, and the dance floor clears.

I hate this God awful society and all of the backwards ass pricks who participate in it's pageantry as well.

Before plastic surgery this girl looked like Rafael's bikinified girlfriend minus the hips. It's girl like Audrina that give a warped concept that girls who have really low body fat can have big boobs. I knew a few "skinny" girl with big boobs, but once I saw them in bathing suits i realized they were skinny-fat and that's why they had big boobs. Big boobs on a naturally slim, very tight body are really really rare. Even Skangelina has this weird bony, veiny, spear fishing arms, flat pasty ass thing going on (which makes her body not so a grade) and her naturally big boobs are balanced out by the fact that she's a fucking lunatic who ruined her body with hideous tatoos (and for a woman who believes so much in adoption and helping the worlds children she sure is adding to the population) . I bet once those twins are born sex with her will be like "throwing a hotdog down a hallway".

Anyway this bitch bores me, she has the stupidest looking eyes I've ever seen. I can't stand how much these useless pieces of shit are paid it's fucking revolting. Fucking materialistic greedy overpaid ego maniacs, hollywood is such a shithole!!! All she has to do is go to four clubs a year and she'll have made as much as an average firefighter.. A FIREFIGHTER. Bet this bitch couldn't even figure out how to blow out a candle let alone run into a burning building and save strangers lives. This world makes me sick.

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1. See #24

#24 veggi, is that you??

Good old ceiling eyes

#25. Nope I'm one of the rare ones. C cup and as much body fat as this girl, we have a simmilar bod, but I have longer legs and mila kunis/katy perry eyes (thankfully), but thanks for using your dime store psychology on my post!!!

unoriginal and needing a cheat aid see post #25.

I'd pay $10,000 (if I had it!) to put my 'bar' in her...rowr!!!!

Someone should snuff this stupid cunt.

Look folks Audrina posted on the superfish @ #25. Poor Audrina she has to carry a Webster's dictionary everywhere she goes just to manage to understand the English language (even though it is her mother tongue and the only language she "speaks"). So in how many years do you have to get those sacks rotated? I'll wait a week for the answer while you look up all those big words in my question.

@24
Do not panic, the doctor will put an extra stitch or two back in it for you if you ask...

She looks like Tara Reid w/Brown hair.

Only a complete loser would get worked up about this chick. She's the definition of meh.

Average girl at the clubs. Nothing special.

money can't buy brains so she'll still be a useless tool...

That dress is a great color for her!

Am I missing something
Why is she a model?
She has a funky face... seriously.

Not jealous... Not whatever...

She has a pig nose or something.

No way should anyone pay her to drink... nevermind model.

Her contract can say whatever the hell it wants, it doesnt mean any bars are paying it.

If she wanders into some bar at random, she gets what they choose to give her (a free drink and stale nuts).

If some bar contacts her and asks her to come, she gets the contract. What are the chances any bars are doing that? zero.

She's a ditz, but I respect the fact that she got naked and released those photos onto the net. Now, here's a chick that knows how the game is played! Nobody here would have even heard of this chick had it not been for those photos.

Thanks for playing Audrina. And, Heidi Montag, you could learn a thing or two from Audrina here.

There is something not right about her. I can't place what it is though. Her expression, her eyes, her mouth? A combination of all three... I dunno.

What's not right about her is that she NEVER makes eye contact with anyone--look in any tabloid magazine or still photo. She is always looking up into the "great beyond."

Whoever said the beginning of The Hills marked the end of civilization was dead-on.

i'm hard pressed to believe that her presence at a bar could generate $10,000+ for the bar owners.

Audrina is perplexing because she's almost pretty, almost interesting, and almost worthy of discussion as a result. I applaud her for her ability to make herself almost relative - and in the last pic you will notice she is almost able to completely close her mouth. btw - I thoroughly enjoyed her bikini shoot earlier this Summer when she showed her snatch. Very creative and obviously very productive for a D-lister.

what a fucking country.
we all deserve to die real soon.

It's PARTRIDGE, like the Partridge Family

not Patridge

you're usually a good spellerfish.
i just wanted to tell you.

God, I am so sick of these talentless wastes of skin who walk around thinking they are so hot -- Audrina, Paris, Nicole, Brody, Speidi, Lauren and their cohorts can DIAF as far as I'm concerned.

And, #24, Angelina Jolie had Shiloh via C-section. I'm sure she will do the same with the twins. So no hallways for Brad's hot dog.

Who actually gives her that kind of money? I wouldn't give her $10 to blow me!*

*This assumes I no longer had my girlfriend who does it for free and even then I can't see going over $12 tops.

.....................AND THIS IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA?

I love whoever is writing this shit. It's a great read and it cracks me up when I need it. I like that I can come to this site and read your comments and know that I will not be dissapointed. Fuck the people that give you negative comments

Leave her alone! Audrina Patridge is a saint. Besides, I want her camel toe in my mouth. The thought of her changing is such a turn on.

#21, I would buy her a drink. I don't see what people's problem with her is. Maybe it's the fact that she's famous and we're not. Ok, so she's famous for the hills. But her name is known. Given the choice we would all do the same thing. Leave her alone.

nice fucking knockers! I wonder if she gives good sloppy blowjobs, kinda has thin lips. boo.

we need to see her in some bikini shots ASAP!

meh. the hills shit parade continues....

In the words of Randal,
You are a beautiful and shining example of what we all hope and aspire to be. Clearly through hard work and dedication, you have found a way out of the mire,to put you in such a level of regard. I can only pray that my own children can make a living by arriving at bars with prothesis not given by nature, and finally
make me proud. You make our Soldiers sacrifice well worth the fight, keep up the good work.

Matt

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

we have Mtv to thank for this. bitches and hos.

so much hate here, unbelievably funny... i happen to love the Hills, Audrina in particular. check out this hot shoot with her stylist Kira Plastinina http://youtube.com/watch?v=neGRQr08r1Y ... have fun haters! haha!

WOW! Dig it stylequeen!! That's dress looks so great on her. I checked out Kira's site too, all kinds of goodies, very impressed ; ) = )

well hi veggie cake ... @ least someone here has some taste. check her out here in action ... http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=285820596