Jul 18 2008Audrina Patridge should show a little more chest

Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts.

No need to thank me. Just doing my job. Oh, wow, the key to the city? If you insist.


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Water balloons in a dress...

Those are breasts, but I think they originally belonged to Dow-Corning.

Bitch needs to tuck her business in.

They're real, at least !

I don't understand what people's big problem with her is. She's hot, seems somewhat nice (at least she isn't as stuck up as Montag).
I would do mean things with her.

She must like whatever she's drinking, considering theres 2 there.

Meh...I'd put it in her ass but only if she asked nicely....nicely.

Is that supposed to be attractive? All that says to me is, "I've got absolutely no respect for myself. Please pay me for sex."

I see a scar. Real ones don't look that shitty in the middle. EWWWW!

She has a nice body, *but her face* leaves something to be desired. If only there was some sort of funny, pejorative term for a semi-ugly skank with a nice body. Someone should get working on that.

@10

No "butterface" anymore...the new phrase is "Cleveland Brown"...good uniform, bad helmet.

You lot are mental - she's lovely and I want to give her a special hug.

Bad boob job. You can see wrinkles. She should have spent more money for better boobs.

Fake tits = fucking slut whore!

Nice sweater puppets.

I could definately watch the top of her head for a while....


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It is the same problem as with her teeth.
THEY'RE ALSO FAKE but these hang!!

skanky, beaver-toothed piece of hollywood milquetoast

Wish she would delete that picture of my lesbian cure stick off that cellphone.... Dreamin won't make it so baby!

@11. That's great.

worst.implants.ever.

Que for sure!

"No "butterface" anymore...the new phrase is "Cleveland Brown"...good uniform, bad helmet."

That sounds more like the phrase for a good looking guy with a small penis.

Shouldn't she be off building a dam somewhere?

Those trees aren't going to chew themselves down...

Silicone parts are made for toys

I feel like a boob just from looking at these pictures.

Anyway, here's a prediction: Fish will post the new 'WTF???" Uma Thurman bikini pictures as the top story for over the weekend, and it'll get at least 300 comments.

Am I the only one who noticed her necklace appears to be sporting a pair of cock&balls? I wish they were mine.

@11, I like that, although I must admit that I like the Clowns' helmets.

if you're going to get your boobs done, wouldn't you make sure to get them done well......her boobs look horrible, as far as fake titties go

if you're going to get your boobs done, wouldn't you make sure to get them done well......her boobs look horrible, as far as fake titties go

Fake funbags are the best.

Um, who the fuck cares? Since when are fake tit cleavage shots of unknown bimbos worthy of 12 pics? She has a friggin bikini on underneath the top. YAWN.

What? No pics of Amy abusing innocent rodents or stumbling around intoxicated?

Yup, those are fake. Check out the big scar on her boob.

Apparently it's time for a little remedial education on who's a celebrity and who's not.

implants! shimplants they look delicious,,,,not all of em look that good...

i love whores...

good thing she' s wearing shades because that bitch is cross-eyed and cross-eyed people scare me.

Come on fish - I need a good laugh this morning .... It's Friday for gawds sake ... where's my Amy Crackhose burnt to a crisp while smoking crack in a tanning chamber photos? Jamie Lynn Spears barefoot somewhere in Hog Hills SC totin a baby on her hip at 17 ? Lindsay Lohan naked with a corncob stuck up her ass while drivling and drooling trying unsuccessfully to hide the fact she's a redhead and drunker than ...normal ??

GET WITH THE FUCKIN PROGRAM FISH !!!

This skank-0-licious is boring ...... and it's friday ..............................

I have no idea who she is, but she's not pretty.

Long live Lindsay.

who cares if they're fake.. they were fake before too just smaller.. she's still hot and i love her style

"Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts."

Yes. Oh yes she does.

Hearing some of the ramblings from the jealous fat bitches in here is comical.

"Audrina Patridge has breasts"

**Correction: "Audrine Patridge BOUGHT breasts." Honestly though, I can't believe they're sagging like that already. And she's wearing a bra. Why would you pay for that or put it on display?

nice tits babe. those won't droop they'll be nice and perky until its time to rotate the tires.

fake or not, i'm guessing there's a gash down there somewhere and i'd be interested in sticking my dick in it.

call me.

Whether or not her tits are nice or not, I could have some fun dropping the bottom out of that no talent ass clown. I'd shut her up once and for all with a fat cock down her throat.

Awesome tits. I don't get the controversy. Real or not, what does it matter if you'll never see them in person? You can imagine things either way, and that's what's important.

Her breasts looked better before...they had the natural, perky, tear-drop look, not Pam Anderson, rock-hard, silicone porn tits.

Definitely worth the price of a dinner at a modestly priced restaurant and 90 minutes of inane conversation about horoscopes to ride that for an hour or two.

hour or 2?
what are you gonna do after the first 30 seconds?

i like audrina's wonky eye...

i like audrina's wonky eye...

i like audrina's wonky eye...

whats wrong with them?? get a smaller size bag or fill the implant completely!! that rippling isnt attractive.

and Blackie- seriously? real? you must be male...

The Patridge Family

Hello, world, here's the song that I'm singin'
My tits are gappy
A whole lot of sternum is what I'll be bringin'
To make you happy

I had a dream that one day I'd be famous
I showed my jugs and it came true
Now I pay Koreans to pluck my anus
And I get big paychecks signed by a Jew

Sittin' around here's a funbag I'm flashin'
C'mon get happy
Another check for showin' my cans I'll be cashin'

They make me happy
They make me happy
They make me happy

I'd motorboat those titties!

gross. what could be worse than having saggy boobs? oh yeah. saggy boobs with silicon in them.

Eww, eww, eww!

God, I just looked at some of these and got that shudder down my back of "really bad, bad, nasty, fake boob job a la Reid" reaction.

Dude, you aren't serious with this post, are you? Oh hell no.

That is one bad, big fuck up of a couple of implants. "cugh, hack, retch".
I'd rather see flatter than hell than nasty ripple, odd shaped bags under stretched over, over-tanned skin.

FU'KING UGLY!

GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!

Oh wait....
I just realized you were being sarcastic.
"whew"

For a minute there, I thought my favorite web master had lost his mind.

That is one beautiful couple

So I guess since Rosario Dawson is considered dark to white people then this woman must be close to albino then. Rosario is not dark people! That goes out to all of you who commented on her.

Who the heck is this, again? She's another one of those fake reality show girls, isn't she? Does anyone actually watch those shows anymore? Does anyone actually care about these people?

Damn, dude. There is not one thing that's attractive about this bitch. If I was a guy, I'd be hella weary about all those gigantoteeth in that thing she calls a mouth. I just want to hand her an ear of corn and watch her demolish it. And what can you say about those disgusting tits that hasn't already been said. She's just fuckin gross... from head to toe. Either one

And SueMe: Rosario is AWESOME!

Aw cool it's the easter bunny, "hey you're a little late rodent, but I see you saved two big old easter eggs for us, hmmm they don't look so good, I think we'll pass and next year show up on time and remember where eggs are concerned it's about quality not quantity."

What's that now? You're not the easter bunny, just some idiot "reality" skank with buck teeth, googly cartoon bug eyes and nasty fake egg shaped cans.

Man, TWO wonkey eyes, that sucks and judging by those buck tooth chompers you don't suck you SCRAPE... ouch! So what the fuck are you good for?

Do you have a comedically large ass?
Are you a worthless diseased cunt of an heiress?
Do you have kids that you can't actually raise because you're "mentally unfit"?
Are you in a relationship with the world's ugliest lesbian?
Are you an insane cracked out singer who looks like they died five years ago?
Have you been in a sex tape?
Do you even like being pissed on?

"like NO" to all of the above, FUCK BITCH you have absolutely no business being photographed. plaese disappear immediately.

she needs bigger glasses.... ahem...


IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS! Does no one else see the resemblance?

Those boobs look rock hard and fake as hell. Men will gawk at anything, because they usually have no standards.

That's not a huge scar, that is the rippling effect of her implant that you see. Implant scars are either hidden in the fold under the breast or around the aerola.
"Cleveland Browns"? ... meh...I dont see that term taking off.

I wonder if the "funbags" are growing aspergillus mold yet. Funbags need replaced every 5 years. If she's 25 now, and she lives to be 80, that is ELEVEN surgeries needed because she is so insecure and desperate for male attention / power. Furhermore, many times the implants are black from fungal growth and she will be lucky if there is no leakage of silicon into her organs and joints before each scheduled replacement surgery. She'll know if she starts to have autoimmune symptoms. Say she gets smart and decides to get them removed like many women do, well she will have to accept her new pancake breasts because once you have implants, they will destroy your natural breast fibers and you won't have any breast tissue left afterwards. Sad. Someday we'll look back on implants as barbaric. Until then, I wish guys would stop supporting fake breasts and influencing more insecure women to get them and compromise their health. Audrina probably has silicon vs. saline and that's why they droop a bit. Silicon look nore natural but are more dangerous and only recently came back on the U.S. market after being banned. Nothing sexy about fondling fungus-filled plastic bags covered with flesh.

I want to hold her head in a toilet until the bubbles stop.

How does such a young girl manage to have such saggy breast implants?

I HATE THIS VAPID COW!

she bought those ralph laurens at my work! (sunglass hut) 2 sale ralph laurens and a gucci...do you all care? probably not. but thats exciting for me.

HAHA # 66. Well said!

WOW... Audrina!!!
I just found Audrina Patridge full NUDE Video at
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http://audrinapatridgenudepics.blogspot.com
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Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!

yikes. those look painful.

i keep seeing pictures of her hanging out with that russian fashion designer kira plastinina? i guess she's opening stores in the us : www.kiraplastinina.com

hope she stays better covered up in season 4 of the hills.

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