Jul 3 2008Ashley Tisdale in a bikini
These are pictures of High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she's hot - sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: "I quit." Dude! What about the memories we've had together? Like all those time I'd think inanimate objects were really a woman: The coffeemaker, the book shelf, Suzanne Somers...
EDIT: Moving this to the top of the page in the interest of freedom. Or science. Or something. Don't question it. Otherwise that means the terrorists have won.

Reader Comments
1. surrounded by idiots - July 3, 2008 10:27 AM
she's hot
2. surrounded by idiots - July 3, 2008 10:27 AM
she's hot
3. Sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 10:37 AM
Not sure why anyone, besides a 13yr old girl, would know or care who this chick is? But, on a positive note - after all the pics of Amy Crackhouse, etc it is nice to see a semi-attractive woman on here.
Hmm, also ironic that someone calling themselves "surrounded by idiots" goes and posts duplicate messages..........
4. Alice - July 3, 2008 10:40 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
5. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - July 3, 2008 10:43 AM
make me hard
6. Lauren - July 3, 2008 10:43 AM
I love her.
7. Sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 10:47 AM
#4 - please go die a slow and painful death. NO ONE clicks the spam links you put up.
8. I dont care if I'm first - July 3, 2008 10:47 AM
OMG OMG shes sooo hot OMGOMGOMGOGMGOGMOmNOM NOM NOM NOM
9. Gravy - July 3, 2008 10:54 AM
She's funky looking.
10. aunutt - July 3, 2008 10:55 AM
23, and still no breasts...
and where's the brunette hair?
what's with all the blonds, fake, hate it.
11. Your Fat Mom - July 3, 2008 11:01 AM
If she toned up her tummy just a tiny bit, and exchanged her face for a woman's, then she'd be a hot 8. Otherwise, she's stuck at 5 or 6 who only looks decent when not in the presence of other girls who look better.
12. numbers - July 3, 2008 11:03 AM
twelfth
13. Onyx Blackman - July 3, 2008 11:15 AM
I <3 Jewish girls.
14. Samantha - July 3, 2008 11:20 AM
What is up with her weird hip bones? You would think that she has enough money to buy a swim suit that fits, but alot of celebs wear stuff, especially shoes that are too big or too small. It drives me crazy!!!
15. Randal - July 3, 2008 11:22 AM
There certainly is a sense of confidence glowing from Ashley as she walks next to her man, who sports a necklace charm that changes color when its hit by the rays of the sun. Cool, dark and clingy shorts turn into a bathing suit when wet and become hip when dry.
A silver ring wraps one of his fingers, completing this stylish, 21st century beach look.
Randal
16. doomhammer - July 3, 2008 11:24 AM
So, what flavor is it this morning girls? Chunkey Monkey? Chubby Hubby? Is youre freezer stocked up for your lonely 4th of July holiday?
That chick will be on a beach in a bikini looking HOT this weekend. Your jealous asses will be on the sofa petting your stinky ass cat and wiping the sweat from beneath your fat boob/stomach roll.
But yeah sure, criticize her.
17. Lipster - July 3, 2008 11:25 AM
She not the hottest girl in the world but noone commenting on this site has poked anything hotter.
18. Deva - July 3, 2008 11:29 AM
She wouldn't poop right for a week after I was done tearing her up........I love Disney chicks.
19. Sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 11:30 AM
#11 - if she toned up her tummy? LOL yeah, she's a real blow pig.
Look, she's a no talent nobody but she is definintely skinny and there's nothing wrong with that tummy! you can complain about her lack of tits, but then again - skinny chicks don't have big tits. That's one of the cruel jokes Mother Nature plays on us.
20. Your Fat Mom - July 3, 2008 11:31 AM
#16 Try www.unbelievabledouchebag.com if you want to go to a gossip site and find nothing but praise for celebrities.
Jackass.
21. Samantha - July 3, 2008 11:33 AM
Hey doomhammer, I never said she wasn't hott. All I said was she needs to buy a bikini that doesnt make her look like she's about to be squeezed in half!
22. doomhammer - July 3, 2008 11:35 AM
#20 Try www.jennycraig.com and www.zoloft.com. Between the two maybe you can achieve a shred of self esteem that will keep you from criticizing girls with real lives and maybe even get out of that cat shit infested apartment of yours sometimes.
23. veggi - July 3, 2008 11:37 AM
16- *waves*
I'll take chunky monkey!! But I'll let some hot unsuspecting 20 year old to hold my boob for me and it wont be a cat I'm petting..
hmm, that was quite whorish..still sounds nice though
24. thats pimp to you - July 3, 2008 11:38 AM
Girls, the fact that the only people trying to take your picture is your Mom and the doctor who is doing your gastic bypass should tell you something.
Stop putting these gilrs in bikinis down just because you cant be seen in one.
25. muscleyarm - July 3, 2008 11:41 AM
E-yuck. She's like a sex-less version of Skeletor. I'd chew off my right arm just to get away from this mummified turd. Why is Hollywood so retarded? Quit throwing your monkey feces onto film and selling it to the public!
26. caitie - July 3, 2008 11:43 AM
Who is this person, and should i care? I care more about her boyfriend (he's sexy, you see)
I'll care when her life starts downward spiraling in typical Disney chick style. Until then...
I just realized what a terrible person i am.
27. doomhammer - July 3, 2008 11:45 AM
"hot unsuspecting 20 year old".
I guess so 23. We never suspect to be holding a fat sweaty boob, but thanks to alcohol and youthful stupidity, it can happen. Congratulations.
Remember guys, friends dont let friends pick up fat chicks.
28. muscleyarm - July 3, 2008 11:48 AM
So why is "Dr. Otto Van Der Wahl" posting a comment on this picture that says "make me hard" with a link to his children's website http://www.headlice.org/ ???? Sick fucking bastard.
29. twzzlrgirl - July 3, 2008 11:54 AM
#28...i just clicked the link too, and you're right, that's fucking sick.
Dr. Otto Van Pedophile is more appropriate.
30. Bigheadmike - July 3, 2008 12:05 PM
I would drink her bath water....
31. Bigheadmike - July 3, 2008 12:05 PM
I would drink her bath water....
32. ph7 - July 3, 2008 12:07 PM
Fresh, tight, lean meat = A+.
Glad to see Superficial keeping the women under 25. No sags, droops, flab, cellulite, plastic surgery, and other ravages of age.
33. Seriously... - July 3, 2008 12:10 PM
Every beach should have someone who hands out complimentary "Onesies" (spelling?) to people who need them. And she does.
If you got it, flaunt it. If you don't, cover it the fuck up.
34. yodolayheehoo - July 3, 2008 12:11 PM
...she doesn't make me vomit. enough said.
still lovin the sportsdvl.
35. Teddy Kennedy - July 3, 2008 12:12 PM
EEERRRRR-AH, she's fat.
36. lolo - July 3, 2008 12:26 PM
eewlll look at her nasty stomach...its hanging out her bikini....
37. free lily - July 3, 2008 12:31 PM
where's her ass?
38. Sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 12:40 PM
That tummy is so flat when you pull out and jizz on it, it just stays there and doesn't drip off to the side.
39. McBeef - July 3, 2008 12:41 PM
PLAIN.
I fucked a dozen girls just like her before I graduated high school.
40. sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 12:49 PM
Visit my website http://www.afflsports.com for all the hot sports news and scores!
41. Bill Clinton - July 3, 2008 1:21 PM
Thats just nasty skank!
42. e - July 3, 2008 1:27 PM
Randal's comments are the highlight of my day. Hahaha. Well, not really...
43. gerard Vandenberg - July 3, 2008 1:28 PM
ashley: Please don't do that again!!
44. me - July 3, 2008 1:31 PM
@39 a Dozen? You do know that means 12, and you do know we are talking about real women not related to you. Jerking off on your sister's panties 12x does not count sorry.
45. Deacon Jones - July 3, 2008 1:53 PM
I'll bet anything she's a beat lay though, even though you could bounce a quarter on her ass
46. The Fonz - July 3, 2008 2:01 PM
why? come on.
47. Plobes - July 3, 2008 2:02 PM
Doomhammer,
STOP INSULTING KITTEHS! and the women who love them!
you fucking asshole
kitties are better than you!
48. Deacon Jones - July 3, 2008 2:07 PM
Trust me. Rich, young, skinny girls are the worse lays.
You need the ones that are 5-10lbs overweight, or the 31 -33 yr old range
49. Richard McBeef - July 3, 2008 2:20 PM
44 - does jerking off on your sister's panties count?
50. she ugly - July 3, 2008 2:47 PM
39-
her face is busted and crooked.
51. Colin Bell - July 3, 2008 3:12 PM
I'd hit it.
52. albert - July 3, 2008 3:14 PM
she's pretty and very healthy looking
53. Harry - July 3, 2008 3:23 PM
Can any straight guy look at pic #7 and not want that riding him?
54. iren33 - July 3, 2008 3:32 PM
#32-She has cellulite too on the butt.Look at egotastic.com
55. Dr. Pornography. - July 3, 2008 3:42 PM
Homely, slightly chubby chicks with nice natural boobs are the best fucks in the world, viz. Kaycee Dean, and Carmella Diamond. Wouldn't want to marry them, or introduce them to my friends, but no one looks more beautiful with their mouth open, waiting for a stream of jizz.
56. Danklin24 - July 3, 2008 4:15 PM
She's a butterface. Her face is a mess but she has a bangin body.
57. why? - July 3, 2008 4:19 PM
"bangin body"?!
that ugly bug eyed jew face ain't no miss Hawaiian tropic.
58. Danklin24 - July 3, 2008 4:21 PM
Also if you think she's fat, you obviously like banging bags of bones like how Nicole Richie used to look. All i can say is, thats fucking disgusting and i hope you find a real woman one day.
59. Chloe - July 3, 2008 4:39 PM
I am NOT a fan of her. BUT......
She looks very healthy looking and I'm glad she's not all body-concious.
60. my mirror - July 3, 2008 9:54 PM
Holy shit. I'm 22 and that's my exact freaking body but with a small C cup. Seriously..down to the jutting hips no calves flat but not toned belly. She must be about my height (5'8 )..thats how you get a flat stomach no ass and no calves. .Exactly my entire shape. Seriously that's weird..I even showed my boyfriend and he agreed. I gulped before reading the comments!
61. my mirror - July 3, 2008 9:57 PM
in addition to comment 60..i have sienna millers exact boobs..shape and size. go ahead and critique. fuck it!
62. Tyler - July 3, 2008 11:37 PM
my mirror - don't worry. Anyone that looks at these pics and criticizies is a total douchebag. I especially hate when people call girls "plain" when they are on the beach..........hello......they aren't wearing makeup on the beach, so of course they are gonna look more plain and not made up. Even beautiful woman look more plain with zero makeup on.
I think that most of the guys that criticize everyone on this site have probably never even had sex......they have just spent so much time looking at Hustler and porn that they have a messed up sense of what sexy is.
63. LucyLou - July 4, 2008 12:34 AM
She's got nice legs.
64. Steffen - July 4, 2008 5:20 AM
So sexy.I am really fond of her.She is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service R I C H L O V I N G.C O M with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.
65. ME - July 4, 2008 6:05 AM
SOMEBODY PLEASE FEED THIS POOR CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!
66. gerard Vandenberg - July 4, 2008 10:33 AM
DON'T DO THIS EVER AGAIN.
I suffer now from DIARRHOEA!!!
67. Some Guy - July 4, 2008 2:53 PM
I don't find her upper body appealing but her legs are quite sexy. I'd only bang her if she's wearing that school girl outfit she wears in that Disney Channel series she's on. Oh, and for the record, women who look beautiful without make-up are the real beauties out there. Instead of wearing make-up, fakers should just improve their diet to make their skin look more radiant and healthy.
68. La Toya Jackson - July 4, 2008 8:25 PM
Oh please 16. This chick prolly ate the chunky monkey AND the chubby hubby then puked it up in the toilet right after.
69. johnny - July 4, 2008 11:26 PM
Were is the junk in the trunk? There is a lot around those hips.
70. grace - July 5, 2008 1:48 AM
gosh, some of you are just deluded. she has a wonderful body, just a horrible fitting bikini bottom which makes her look like she has fat folds. and she already had rhinoplasty to correct her crooked nose, so those who mentioned it are just harping on the past. which is dumb.
seriously, her tummy is flat!! and small natural boobs look way better than big fake ones any day. in pic 3 she has a butterface (face it, we all look kind of bloated on holiday and without make up) and her stomach looks anything but toned-but in pic 8 we can see her abs.
i'm not a fan of hers, but when people can't tell a skinny chick from a fat one, something's up.
71. haafafa - July 5, 2008 3:23 AM
HOW can you say blonde is fake???
WHEN the MAJORITY of girls who dye there hair brown there natural IS MUCH LIGHTER EX. BLONDE - how is that not fake??? apparnelty you have some basis
if you dye your hair brown is that not JUST AS FAKE as someone dying there hair blonde
get over it you fucking idiot
72. Oh well - July 5, 2008 4:48 AM
Who are these underaged people? Why do we care? Fish, how laim you got, boring bikinis, boring people, unknown chicks, that's your modo now.
73. nick - July 5, 2008 6:16 AM
ok, so this is my last visit to the site...
its turning into the bikini site..nothing wrong with that but I am sure there are better blogs out there for old perverts to ogle young d listers in bikinis on..or is it the silly season? and this one I dont even know..and she isnt even all that attractive...
have a good summer guys
74. eurotrash - July 5, 2008 7:14 AM
and here's another one just to make sure fish gets the point; STOP WITH THE BIKINI SHIT!!!
no one gives a fuck about how sexually deprived you are, go check out some porn or sumthin cuz all these bikini posting are fucking pathetic.
75. max - July 5, 2008 7:16 AM
Her BF is hot
Bet he has a GREAT DICK!
76. Bahama Mama - July 5, 2008 8:27 AM
you would think that with all the money she makes that she could afford a better looking bikini.
77. Rob - July 5, 2008 9:15 AM
I agree with McBeef, she's plain.
Someone said her legs were great, they're nothing special. Two toothpicks. They're a dime a dozen on skinny girls. There's no definition whatsoever which is a huge turn off IMO. She should of at least ate something instead and went to the gym and got better results than just starving herself. If you want great legs, get some definition out of them. Plain sticks is not attractive.
Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it, violate her, and leave her like a limp noodle on a street curb with man juice leaking from every orifice... but I wouldn't call her the next day. Eat something and get some legs hoe then I might have some respect.
78. JGirl - July 5, 2008 10:43 AM
Cute body (minus her legs and breasts). Overall it's not BAD.
But her face . . . to be honest, I can't find anything strikingly beautiful about it. Plain. Just "there."
79. Sara - pension comparison - July 5, 2008 1:39 PM
She looks fine, enjoying the sun and sand.
80. Cartman - July 5, 2008 2:00 PM
Nothing wrong with her that a head transplant wouldn't fix.
I'd hit it.
81. Bikini Lover - July 5, 2008 2:06 PM
To the bikini-haters, go to dlisted or perez or some other homo gay site instead of here. You will find other fags to comfort you there.
I like the bikinis. If they got rid of the bikini shots I would leave.
All women with halfway decent bodies should wear bikinis all the time. Preferably thong bikinis but regular is fine if they are too modest.
82. veggi - July 5, 2008 2:47 PM
Perfect. An exploited actress to celebrate the 4th of July, the birth of the Nation of Exploitation.
83. Zac Efron - July 5, 2008 3:11 PM
I have bigger boobs than her.
On the side, I hope she doesn't do the Heidi and get inflated. She looks good with her pebbles.
84. eurotrash - July 5, 2008 4:34 PM
wow bikini lover you seem to know quite a lot about gay sites. as a female visitor of this site these bikini posts dont do shit for me. I come here for some good old fashioned bitching and gossiping, but once again these bikini pics are bullshit and boring as fuck. granted, a few really hot or really nasty bikini pics can be entertaining - in moderation. these days there are more bikini pics than anything else.
85. Mama Pinkus - July 5, 2008 8:36 PM
That gal needs a good ol' Texas buffet; no way in hell should a gal's hip bones be so prominent.
86. James007 - July 5, 2008 9:46 PM
5'7" 110 lbs is not sexy (unless you have a great muscle to fat ratio)
5'3" 140 lbs is way hotter and more fun to poke (especially if they can put their legs behind their shoulders)
let's hear it for hips and ass!
87. ladidadadada - July 5, 2008 11:37 PM
BEAUTIFUL LEGS!
88. sharpeidude - July 6, 2008 4:10 AM
Needs serious muscle tone.
89. Saruh - July 6, 2008 1:55 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U2FKAKPnKFA
90. Saruh - July 6, 2008 1:56 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U2FKAKPnKFA
91. James007 - July 6, 2008 2:04 PM
Saruh - you're a dumb cunt and you have a big nose
post your crap home made vids somewhere else - maybe somewhere it correlates to the topic discussion
92. bid loves hayley williams forever - July 6, 2008 3:02 PM
too thin. wayy too thin
93. sharpeidude - July 6, 2008 5:13 PM
#89 - Didn't I just buy some gasoline from you?
94. BM - July 6, 2008 5:16 PM
#72- shut up if u dont like it then leave
95. Ted from LA - July 6, 2008 5:47 PM
#60 My Mirror,
Has your boyfriend ever watched you make love with another man? If not, perhaps we could just send him the video.
96. Kathleen - July 6, 2008 5:48 PM
Her boy toy is pretty sexy.
Yum!
97. Seymour Butz - July 6, 2008 6:32 PM
#72 - You think she's underage?! I mean, christ, she's 23.
What are you 60 year olds doing here? Couldn't your days be better spent sitting on your porch and yelling at kids to stay off your lawn?
98. Vincio - July 6, 2008 7:58 PM
Hey, it's the 4th of July, let's all pretend we're Americans...
waaaah waaaah waaah! I want free gas! Why does gas cost so much? I want cheap gas for my personal truck! Let's all keep buying personal trucks! Let's make sure only one person is in each truck! Gas is cheap! Gas will always be cheap! Why isn't gas cheap anymore? Who can I blame? Who can I sue! I want to sue somebody! It's not my fault! It's never my fault! Waah Waaaaah WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
99. BLah - July 6, 2008 9:38 PM
Enough with bikini pictures already...
100. jake - July 6, 2008 9:50 PM
Love the bikini pics. Don't listen to all the beached whales coming on here and complaining.
Ashley is a hottie, although she could benefit from doing a few squats.
101. dude_on - July 6, 2008 9:56 PM
She doesn't have to be perfect. She is in a bikini and has an okay-to-nice ass. Let's cut her some slack. Feel the love.
-- Yes, We must support bikini pics even at the throes of anti-naked women groups. This type of rhetoric could get personal.
102. Conky - July 7, 2008 3:27 AM
USA rocks, I can afford gas, booze, and bitches in bikinis.
Unless they start wanting to stay overnight in the house... lol
yah, oink, whatever... this is payback. Young broads getting banged by old dudes... the chicks never see the money, what are they thinking? LOL
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104. Softkiss - July 7, 2008 7:09 AM
She is really hot . Someone said that she is dating wtih a handsome guy on soloparentdate.com ! Believe it or not !
105. mimi - July 7, 2008 8:08 AM
Time for FISH-ASS to get up and try to catch up with the dirt.
It'll be old news anyway FISH-HEAD, so stay in bed!
I say he starts with the A-Rod scandal and moves on to Britney and Adnan.
GO BRITNEY!
106. Kirk - July 7, 2008 9:45 AM
For a fairly hairless lookin dude, her man has some SERIOUSLY hairy legs.
And oh yeah, she's totally hot. I've made babies with her in my mind.
107. Tyrone - July 7, 2008 10:52 AM
#86
I have a fat fetish too and I love fat chicks with big asses. Fat chicks are easy to keep happy. All one needs to do is feed them a lot and tell them that they are sexier that hot fit chicks.
108. Quality Time - July 7, 2008 3:06 PM
#98 What the hell is a personal truck?
Ashley is pretty cute. She's got nice legs at least. and those are pretty hard to come by!
Let's all pretend we're not Americans! Wahhhhhh, why can't I have more than one cup of rice per week? Wahhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
109. corbinbleufan - July 7, 2008 4:12 PM
she is cute in a bikini but it got 2 much gwese and i didn't spell it wrong u teachers!
110. Stomp - July 7, 2008 8:06 PM
Id lick her aszhole!
111. Anonymous Black Chick - July 7, 2008 8:36 PM
She has a lovely figure and a lovely smile.
112. Sunday - July 8, 2008 4:34 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
113. Ciera - July 9, 2008 10:30 PM
Dude needs so shave the haer off
114. Rakhi - July 14, 2008 2:21 PM
Hey i have posted about this picture in my blog!!!
I just liked this picture!!!
U see she is wet....water is dropping from her thigh!
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115. POMNBIJO - July 14, 2008 10:33 PM
she is always very hot, no matter here or on ......Blackcentury.com.......... i read many news about her, also her hot pics and videos.
116. cute - September 16, 2008 12:47 AM
She's a beautiful flirt like theresa
117. Sprmcandy - November 3, 2008 10:55 AM
Holly goodness, Miss Ashley has a beautiful killer fucking HOT body, WOW !!
118. looking you looking me - January 16, 2009 2:35 PM
omg! she is a lolipop! is SO HOT In bikini! :O