Jul 24 2008Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt didn't make their babies the all-natural way (Lame!)

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I thought that WAS sex. That and what I do to the cabana boy at night. I literally have my thumb up my ass right now.

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LOL! jajajaja LOL!!! hell no!

Damn, that's a shame.....

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You just know that right now Billy Bob is sitting in a bar somewhere laughing his ass off, telling everyone around him "I knew that dickless girly-boy couldn't get the job done."

If this is true, is there any question now about Brad being gay? Come on - It's too much trouble to fuck and knock up Angelina???

Looks like it was Brad shooting the blanks in the Jennifer Aniston relationship after all.

Angela Jolie has to be the biggest pain in the ass in the world. She will only get worse over time, Bradley. You jaw already is showing labia burns from the pussywhipping you've been taking so far.

She wanted more babies but didn't want to have sex with Brad Pitt?
Is that what I'm getting?

So basically she has kids and Brad takes care of them for her while she goes off to feed third world countries.

Lovely. Just lovely.

this is ridiculous i dont believe this story, theres no way hes going to agree to this,,,other wise hes definitly halfa fag...

Um, yea, because in-vitro isn't stressful. Puh-leeze. They probably DID have invitro, but it wasn't so that trying to conceive would not be stressful. Invitro is enough to make anyone crazy.

Um, yea, because in-vitro isn't stressful. Puh-leeze. They probably DID have invitro, but it wasn't so that trying to conceive would not be stressful. Invitro is enough to make anyone crazy.

how exactly does invitro work>

Who cares? These two assholes are ridiculous.

This is old news from last year. Last August when Angelina was freaking out thinking Brad was going to leave her, she went to a fertility doctor to get pregnant so she could hang on to Brad. She said at that time it was so she and Brad's sister could be pregnant at the same time - but all the reports were about how clingy she was, how they were fighting all the time, and how she was so scared she was going to lose him.
Now, instead of being a mom, she's going to make another movie - what a lying sack of crap she is.

You guys aren't reading the article correctly. They did have one child together already. If this story holds any truth then they're saying because of her age the chance of them having twins is lowered. So they went in vitro. What is wrong with that anyway? You're all so judgmental, and quick to call names. It's their life. I'm sure your life is oh so perfect to be judging other people and the way that they live.

So what, who care how they conceived. A new child is precious no matter how s/he (or in this case they) came into the world.

What Godless vain a-holes they are. They HAD to have twins, so they resorted to weird science.

And those blowjob lips probably never get used either....

Damn....

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I doubt this story is true anyway, but the odds of having multiples increase as you get older.

why are they so obsessed with kids? they just had a baby like last year and they have like 3 other adopted ones and they are all under 8 i think. its borderline wierd. its like they are so bored they're like lets get some more babies. lets go pluck one from some orphanage in korea. no lets force ourselves to have twins. its a total time saver.

first of all i thought it was strange for a dude to want all these damn kids around, now come word he didnt inpregnate the hottest chick in show business, you tell me whats going on...

Brad was still very much involved; after all his dick was still needed to fertilise the eggs once they were in the dish.

Shiloh is Brad's kid in the eyes. They want a bunch of kids, then they will retire and raise them.

It's no one's business. SHAME on whoever "leaked" this.

@ 16 that Lying Sack of Crap has a $278 million dollar yacht with a submarine , heliport and swimming pool.

Having kids is so ridiculous, its a personal choice to have them or not to have them. More people could choose the not-having.

I think its bc he doesn't want to stick his penis in that syphilishiosis, bacterial infested, herpes type 1,2,3 vagina....that's right type 3. Hasn't been discovered yet bc it only occurs in her vagina.

How long do doctors recommend women that recently had c-sections wait before getting pregnant again? Quite a while ago, I think it was two years, but it could have changed by now. But if it hasn't, what dr would purposely impregnate her so soon after a c-section?

Plus, she was looking pretty haggard right before she got pregnant, like she was either anorexic, doing drugs, or very depressed about losing her mother and not eating because of it. Any of those wouldn't make for an ideal time to purposely become pregnant.

But they're celebs, and they seem to only live in the now, so who really knows.

In-vitro is no picnic; the hormones one must inject are enough to make you crazy. The Lupron puts you into a menopause-like condition and you can not think clearly.

They must have really wanted those children to go through in-vitro fertilization. It costs around $25,0000.00 per cycle, which is sofa change to this family. For the average person, i.e., not a celebrity, it might be a choice between saving for college or getting a baby that they can't afford to send to college!

Fuck that, #31, who sends their kids to college anyway. My parents never did. And I'm not $65,000 in the hole like every single one of my college educated friends, and I have a sweet paying office job because I decided to just fucking go to work instead of school.
Oh yeah and fuck these two.
And fuck in vitro.

I knew these two twits used in-vitro! It's what all the actresses want who are kid-greedy and yet don't want to go through multiple pregnancies. Look at how many twins there are in Tinseltown. Pathetic. Obviously actors feel strongly about the superiority of their genes and feel the world needs their spawn desperately enough to justify the risks of in-vitro. Messing with nature to get twins is wrong, but then these two freaks are wrong.

"a well-placed source"?

We have on the authority of someone who is close to someone close to AJ and Brad that the children were actually grown in pods on an experimental infant god and goddess farm on a planet hidden behind mars. Brad and Angie decided to buy two to save on shipping.

And I thought Brangelina couldn't get any wierder.

I cant believe people are actually suprised by this. She probably did the In vitro because she was so thin and sickly looking before, she most likely wasnt ovulating. If you are significantly underweight or overweight then you will not ovulate regularly. And lets face it, she was wasting away and dangerously thin. I think its so hypocritical someone who is all about natural ways and all about help the world is having a needle and dr. impregnate her and then a planned c-section for the convenience of it all. What is the matter with people?

#37 I totally agree. She projects this 'I'm such a hard ass with my tattoos and motorbikes and knives etc' persona, and then she can't even deal with natural child birth.

32: Explains your eloquence. Bitter much?

Boy, you people got things backwards.

1. The facts given: "1% change to conceive twins naturally, 25% through IVF" - that wasn't a commentary on Jolie's motivation to get IVF (if that's what indeed she did). It's what led to the speculation than the pregnancy was a result of in-vitro. The numbers say, given that she had twins, it's *more likely* that she used IVF.

2. Twins are not an intended consequences of IVF!!!! No doctor will intentionally create a twin pregnancy - these are far more dangerous to both the mother's and the children's health. The reason you get twins, is that multiple embryos are transferred to the uterus, in hopes that at least one will take. Lately, there's been a lot of talk in the medical community to change the standard to only transplant one embryo at a time, specifically to eliminate a chance of a multi-fetus pregnancy.

3. As several others have said, IVF is *far* more stressful and difficult than the natural process, not least of it the prospect of twin pregnancy. Again, NOT an intended consequence.

Finally, to #10:

Men do that all the time. What's wrong with that? If she's got a loving spouse who wants to take care of the children, why can't she have a career?

IVF would not be done due to anovulation. That is fixed with a simple drug.
IVF SUCKS. It's a lot to go through and is always a last resort.

I think J. Lo did IVF.

Since she was too skinny to ovulate on her own, she took the drug Clomid. It revved up her ovaries and made her drop 2 eggs.

So I guess there aren't too many babies in the world? I thought that's what they were preaching. Why force it?
Maybe they're trying to cancel out all the kids they adopted.

@#32
College graduates send their kids to college. That's who.

Shit, I was wondering how someone with a body weight of a Holocaust victim could possibly get pregnant. That explains that!!!!

must be nice to buy everything. fame, Brad, babies, saviing the world...whadda cost??? I guess, one's dignity.

must be nice to buy everything. fame, Brad, babies, saviing the world...whadda cost??? I guess, one's dignity.

I knew they had in vitro. Chances of them having twins naturally is very low. Plus if you have the money, why not just pretty much guarantee that you're going to get pregnant in a short period of time by sticking some fertilized eggs up there.

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

LOL, #49,

You're reading out of a GOSSIP magazine and quoting the shit like its scripture.

You must be an Aniston fan.

I bet you wash your hair in placenta shampoo and use organic tampons.

Who cares how they had their babies? Fertility is a HUGE deal. Some people go through years of trying and it's emotionally devistating. If you can afford IVF, etc, great. Go for it.

Good for them.

And it's not a "shame that this "leaked"... " it's not a bad thing to have children this way.

exactly simplicity! so much hate... so they wanted to switch stuff up this time around, who cares? what? they can't afford it? will the children suffer & live in poverty? they're both still hot together and of course they're still banging - this is their business, and those kids are going to be gorgeous! why's nobody happy for them? bah... my only gripe with Angie is that she won't hook up poor Zahara with a relaxer or keep her hair super low or braided so it looks cute... dreaded Buckwheat look isn't good for a toddler at allll....

Jerks,,,,,,she did NOT have invitro.......twins run in the family.....people really should do their research before they just post crap

i know for a 100% fact she was too skinny to get pregnant. she is anorexic and was well aware, so she approached a fertilitiy doctor after since angelina's body no longer was producing the hormones that she needed to get pregnant!

LOL @ people like number 54 who act like they know everything.

invitro or not, she still got pregnant, you twit.

stop fucking acting like you know every damn thing. who the fuck do you know for a 100% fact? because you were in the doc's office?

*how.

hmm.

She's one sick pup. He's not the brightest either. How many kids do these retards need to have?

So, was Pitt the infertile one in the Pitt-Aniston marriage?. Thus the rush to prove he wanted kids by finding a woman who would put herself through artificial means to get pregnant for him. Afterall, Jolie did say that she took hormones to get pregnant faster with Shiloh. Why would a young woman with no fertility issues need to use those drugs to get pregnant. Could it be that the male sperm being used is not up to par?.

Maybe Aniston can have kids but, these powerful hormones were too destructive for her body. These hormones used to allow invitro to work are quite strong.

Mmmn. I wonder what the Jolie-Pitts are hiding?. They courted the press when they first revealed their relationship. Now, they don't want to use the press anymore. Why?.

I am a physician and I don't treat Angelina. That said most of the celebs who have twins are either doing in vitro or taking medication that assists women in getting pregnant.
The odds of having twins otherwise is not that common. In hollywood the women are having children at a much older age
( as do other "professional women" ) and they take this oral treatment or more serious.. in vitro. The intention is for only 1 child
1) oral- make it so that the odds of the egg and sperm will divide into two greater.
2) invitro they actually insert more and hope that 1 survives. Since they implant much more than 1 , sometimes more than 1 implants and grows.

In these treatments it's common to have twins triplets etc

There was not a doubt in my mind they did either the oral pills or this treatment. But 33 ISN'T that old that she couldn't on her own doesn't usually happen until 35-40+.

Angelina couldn't get pregnant because she's a heroin addict and was too thin to ovulate. Fraternal twins happen very rarely to people trying to conceive naturally... but throw in a little clomid and your chances move up to 25%. I don't see why everyone thinks using reproductive technology is something to be ashamed of... just coming out and saying "I used IVF"... why would that be so wrong?

#41 Yes, for the regular population, Invitro is a last resort for those who CANNOT otherwise conceive. But from the sounds of the "source" here, if we are to believe it, that wasn't Jolie's motivation for the IVF.
Sounds to me it was more she just didn't want to have to screw around (pun intended) with having to TRY to get pregnant naturally.

I understand that they want to have 10 kids and raise them while they are still young (as stated by Jolie last year), but... what? You can't give it a few months of trying with an ovulation kit? But hey, they've got tons of money and didn't want to wait, so ok, whatever.

#58 Interesting.... Jolie used hormones to increase her ability to have Shiloh? If that's the case, sure does give credence to those rumors she got pregnant just to steal away Brad, don't it. Just a thought.

Fucking ridiculous there is something seriously not right in the head about Jolie.

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

32. titsonsnack -you are so right- college degrees are a dime a dozen these days and are worth shite. i have enough of them to know how worthless each one is.

oh and "moron" you are a moron.

I don't know where that stat comes from about the percentage of having twins at 33 under 1 percent.... thats all BS. Your chances of conceiving twins actually increases as a woman ages and has children. The chances of a second or third pregnancy resulting in twins is much higher than a first pregnancy.

I don't know where that stat comes from about the percentage of having twins at 33 under 1 percent.... thats all BS. Your chances of conceiving twins actually increases as a woman ages and has children. The chances of a second or third pregnancy resulting in twins is much higher than a first pregnancy.

pretty funny that they just announced that twins run in Brads family. Well so what does that have to do with Angie having fraternal twins? duh, She layed two eggs. Brad's genes had nothing to do with that.

A lesson in fertility....skip if not interested in how fertility works............
Fertility, Natural, Adoption---been there, done it, got a t shirt!
If you are going through fertility tx, it is hard for no one to know. You feel, look and act pregnant the whole time. This even includes some weight gain and nausea/vomiting. Angelina and Brad still say that they did not have invitro.....that does not mean fertility treatments. I believe them. They could have taken Clomid or had artificial insemination and that would not be invitro. It still wouldn't let them know if they were going to have 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 babies or the sex of the babies. So, they would be telling the truth if you read between the lines.

Natural is good. You can have a child naturally and then have problems conceiving the next time. When age starts creeping up on women, we are told that the incidences of miscarriages and birth defects are more common. We get scared and want to get pregnant now....it doesn't always occur that way for all of us the 2nd time. And we are not alone as three other women on my block have had the same thing happen as me and Angelina.

Fertility...Starts with Clomid (a pill) can result in 1 to 5 or more babies
If that doesn't work.......Artificial Insemination---bring your man or buy another man's sperm from the clinic or internet and the lab spins it into usable sperm. They take a long tube of sperm into the uterus with no anesthesia (Experienced surrogate mothers now do this at home). If that don't work after 3 attempts, then invitro..... they take the woman's eggs out (or you buy another woman's egss if yours aren't good) and fertilize them with the sperm in a petri-dish in the lab. Once fertilized, they are placed back into the woman. Very expensive!!! Extra eggs are saved and extra eggs are planted b/c of time, expenses and a good chance that it won't work===but the MD and the hospital get to keep all of the money. You leave with no guarantee or waranty!!

So, they could be telling the truth if the question is being asked wrong. An example; someone has a lap band and sees an old friend in the store.
"You lost weight". Yes. It's up to that person to finish the answer or not the way that they want to. Well, you lost a lot of weight. Did you have by-pass or your stomach stapled?" No. Really--the person had assistance with a lap band balloon, but that's not what the ex-idiot friend is asking. SO, technically it's not a lie. It's all about the person asking the questions, do they know what they are asking and how to ask????? So, just ask what you want to know and then determine if its a lie or not. I never saw them say "no fertility", just "no invitro". And fertility kids are not from outer space or come stamped "fertility kid". They look the same as all other kids.

My guess on Brangelina is ... that they wanted to have children while they could enjoy them and avoid the Medicare factor. To have kids closer in age is easier. They all go through the same stages together or nearby. It also cuts down on the chances of birth defects at a later age. If you are going to change a shitty diaper....why not change two???

I am happy for them. They are a great couple.
Now, can we marry off the pitiful, depressed ex-wife so that she can shut up already?? I am sick of her shit.
Woman to woman-----if you don't spread your legs, someone else will.
SO, give it up or shut up!!