Jul 16 2008Andy Dick arrested for sexually assaulting a minor

What's a 17 year old doing drinking at a bar? Bitch asked for it...

If that isn't the mugshot of a fruitcake then I just don't know what is...

WHY SO SERIOUS

1) She was at the wings place. Read your shit.

As for the rest of it? Andy Dick is consistently higher than a fucking kite. This isn't a mugshot, that was taken at his mom's house.

come on! who hasnt gone on a xanex/weed/booze/pederast fueled rampage and grabbed on an underage girl... it happens... we cant arrest all of them
just look at the pic... he has no fucking clue where he is

what a dick
/nice vagina chin

I like minors and all, but they are usually all hairy and dirty from all that coal dust. Not sure Id find anything sexually arousing about that. Andy Dick is just wierd.

hope this stupid dickhead goes to the slammer and gets fucked by some big guys. Oh wait, he'll fucking love that.

secondly... heading should read "andy dick arrested for sexually assaulting minor, surprisingliy victim is female"

fishhead, we can block the pop-ups, the brazillion other ads are only a minor annoyance, but please remove the sound files! xrist

Holy Shit - Someone should tell The Superficial to put up Andy Dick's mugshot and take the one of ROBERT DE NIRO down. Seriously, someone messed up here.

They should lock him up in a room with Peewee Herman and Michael Jackson.

They should lock him up in a room with Peewee Herman and Michael Jackson.

The only surprising thing is the "victim" was female!!

I think the funniest part of all this is that it happened outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings.

#4 The wings place is a bar.

It's probably a restaurant that turns into a bar after 10pm but unless she had been eating wings for 3 hours, she had no business being there.

Why does it look like Andy Dick's chin has camel toe???

..at least it was a girl.

...But that doesn't make Andy Dick any less of a douche.

if i was in charge of shit in general, i'd put him in a room with hannibal lector and watch, with a smile on my face, as good 'ol hannie rips through his back flesh and tears out his kidneys, eating them right in front of him. easily justifiable for the shit we've had to endure from him over the years.

for fun, we'd toss dustin diamond in there too.

Come on, aren't any of the Geekologie readers going to point out that the Ewoks lived on a moon of Endor, not the planet?

Andy Dick once placed a distant 2nd in a gay off contest against Tom Cruise. That feat has never been duplicated before or after word. Generally the runner up is awarded the 5th or 6th position. Tom Cruise runs away with every contest when his favorite event, Creative Multiple Penetration, begins.

every day, a new star wars reference brings warm feelings to my heart

Buffalo Wild Wings isn't a bar, you idiot.

That's what he gets for having a last name of "Dick."

Why the fuck is he smiling in the picture? What a weirdo.

it's about damn time someone locked that annoying f*ck up...I'm sick of even knowing he exists.

hahahah it DOES look like robert de niro.

andy dick is gross... ewwww. EW. can u imagine trying to eat some buffalo wings, and this thing assaults u? man or woman, thats rough

hahahah it DOES look like robert de niro.

andy dick is gross... ewwww. EW. can u imagine trying to eat some buffalo wings, and this thing assaults u? man or woman, thats rough

I could have sworn he was gay...

Are you sure that's not Ed Norton?

He is going to have a hard time in county.......I mean if Jon Lovitz can kick your ass......you are a serious pussy.

Sexually assaulting a girl is not the least bit funny. I hope they lock him up and make him watch videos of his comedy act 24/7. So what if it is cruel and unusual punishment.

#24 The full name of the place is "Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar"

Use google before you make an ass out of yourself

dont gays get a pass from female to do that sort of things?

i pray to the youtoooob gods someone that night got this on vid

Oh please first he was drunk off his ass so he had no idea what he was doing secondly 17 is hardly minor.

Betcha didn't know: Tom Cruise and Andy Dick once engaged in a 69 sex act that started an EF5 level tornado. Hundreds were killed or injured, but the U.S. government recognized the devastating force created, and covered up the incident hoping to keep their new super weapon secret.

This idiot should be bagged/tagged. Another waste of air space. He has been crazy messed up for years.

"Oh please first he was drunk off his ass so he had no idea what he was doing secondly 17 is hardly minor."

If your 17 year old daughter was walking past a restautant/bar and some drunk staggered out and pulled off her clothes, that would be your reaction?

#39 Tom Cruise has forced 5 seventeen year old girls to peg him simultaneously outside of a BW3. That's a record. Well for BW3. His Red Lobster record will never be duplicated.

I dont think it looks like him at ALL!!! Is this really true?

Geez, what an Andy.

Geez, what an Andy.

I don't care if it's TOTALLY a bar and not a wing place at ALL.

I hang out at a bar so I deserve to get groped? You are more than welcome to go make passionate love to yourself.

Crazy Old Bitch - keep those Tom Cruise comments coming. They are cracking me the fuck up!

I was hoping that beatdown he and his friends received in Coronado two years ago by those Navy Seals had cured him of his "dumbshit disease". I guess the SEALs only treated a symptom.

In his defense, he didn't realize the girl was underage...in fact, he probably didn't even realize it was a girl! I'm sure he thought he was pulling down some guy's pants. Clearly he was high - a sober Andy Dick wouldn't go near breasts, underage or not.

@39
My reaction would be 'what the hell are you doing walking around at 1 a.m. on a Tuesday night?"

Do not even joke about Andy Dick being on the sanctuary moon of Endor. If he's there when I get there, I'll be royally pissed.

This guy's needed a bullet behind the ear for a loooong time......

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Andy Dick is a disgusting loser for what he did to that girl, and no, she wasn't asking for it. He needs to quit doing the Xanax.

Also, BW3 is about as much a bar as Friday's is. The HAVE a bar area, and they serve alcohol and show sports games. But it's a pretty family-friendly chain.

Not saying that it's appropriate behavior for a bar, but this isn't even a bar, it's more of a family joint. Not a place where you'd expect to find too many extremely drunken idiots, just a few mildly drunken sportsfans.

Now that Jimmy Kimble dumped that slut Silverman he and Andy Dick can start dating again and Andy can suck all the dick he wants. The village is safe once again. All rejoice !!

#52 it's not appropriate behavior for any where. Unless of course, you happen to be Tom Cruise. He can have a man out of his pants, 90% of the way to climax before the man even has his first sip of beer.

So where's the pictures of the chick's rack? I mean, didn't the cops need it for evidence?

What? A year too soon for that joke?

proves once again andy dick is a moron of all morons he is the bob of our day

What a asshole.

To all you douchebags that are whinning about this "poor 17 year old": 20 bucks says the bitch will be in the new Girls Gone Wild by next time this year.

My God that's a good looking man.

he totally looks like sideshow bob.

Andy Dick=Robert DeNiro

this is news?

im surprised this hasnt happened already.

Batman! Look out!

I actually think he looks cute in this picture....

@ #3

LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE! HAHAHAHA!

Nothing wrong with him that a couple of bullets in the back of the head couldn't cure.

Look at that smile. He should have been the Joker in the new Batman movie.

Who didn't see this coming?

What is a seventeen year old girl doing standing outside a bar at 1:13 in the morning?

you don't just suddenly get blindsighted by someone pulling down your shirt and bra. sure, he's a total nut job, but there's more to the story. investigate!

It says he grabbed her outside the bar, you pimply faced morons. She could have been walking by the bar at the time, you retards. Besides, what does it have to do with him tearing her shirt and bra off? Does it make it okay if she was 21? You pimply faced losers.

Buffalo Wild Wings HAS a bar, and also has a restaurant side. Although it was late, the teen had every right to be there. Dick did not.

@1 & 16:
It says quite clearly that she was outside the establishment when the incident happened, but even if that were not the case, I don't think underage drinking is deserving of molestation from anyone, let alone an asshole like this. That kind of reasoning is similar to those idiots that claim a woman deserves to get raped because of what she wears.

It says "Grill and Bar" you focking idiots. That means it is a restaurant as well as a bar. I've been there and seen plenty of families with kids there at the tables. A regular bar would not serve burgers, ribs, sandwiches, salads and desserts. Take a look at the company's website if your mommy won't take you there you focking idiots.

@73 the only way most of the pizza faced losers on this board can have relations with a woman is by molesting or raping them

Disgusting freak. Poor girl - I'd have ran the minute I saw that thing.

He looks like a younger, very much more depraved Dustin Hoffman.

"If your 17 year old daughter was walking past a restautant/bar and some drunk staggered out and pulled off her clothes, that would be your reaction?"

I know exactly what my reaction would be... "How the hell did I end up with a 17 year old daughter.

All those people around Andy Dick who ODed or committed suicide, and he cannot learn by example? Please, someone, make him go away!

If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough.

He was arrested at 1:13, people. He didn't grab her at 1am. Out in Murrieta, it usually takes a while for the popo to arrive. It could have happened before midnight. He was reported after he was seen peeing outside.
Besides, she's a teenager, it's summer, and BW3 is probably where she was hanging out with her friends-- drinking or not. And even if she was drinking, if a 21 year old was there who had just one drink, she wouldn't be asking for it either.

WOAH thats weird i live there... what a psycho

I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping saying some celebrities and rich men joined the famous affairs site !!!***SugarDaddyconnect . c o m.. Did you notice that? absolutely a rumor!

I support Andy Dick. I'm sure she deserved it. 17 year old girls have no business being.

Alive. And clothed. At all.

If they're moving, get to shooting.

Andy Dick is my hero.

Ed Norton in jail again?

I just moved out here to Murrieta (I'm on Murrieta Hot Springs road within walking distance of that BW3s) and never thought there'd be any celebrities (er... and whatever Andy Dick is) out here.

Just a quick note for the cats questioning an underage girl outside BW3s - Murrieta is a real, real, real quiet town with no nightlife at all, so if you want to hang out somewhere there's the movie theater, BW3s, friend's places, or drive the 60+ miles to San Diego or LA. I have no friends out here so I've seen pretty much every new movie in the 3 weeks I've been here. I feel like I'm in detox.

And I've been in that BW3s once (it was 4:00PM Pacific Time) to see some baseball game), and the bar in there only has 8-10 freaking seats that were all taken, and I don't like drinking where I'm outnumbered by people having dinner (let alone while standing), so I ran back out. It's not much of a bar.

I'm not saying she deserved it, I'm saying that Dick probably didn't think an underage girl would be outside some p.o.s. bar. Excuse me, bar AND grill. The grill part is very important.

That place is cramped, small, and filled with the douchebags of the Inland Empire. I went there for a birthday party 2 weeks ago, and finally found out where all the bros go to hang out now that they're out of school and knocked up their girlfriends.

Andy Dick ate at the local California Pizza Kitchen earlier as well, but he was sober.

That place is too cramped and filled with the douchebags of the Inland Empire. I went there for a birthday party 2 weeks ago, and finally found out where all the bros go to hang out now that they're out of school and knocked up their girlfriends.

Andy Dick ate at the local California Pizza Kitchen earlier as well, but he was sober.

I met him once when he was sober. He was a decent, kind, charitable, funny human being. Seriously.

He needs to lay off the sauce and everything else. And whatever it is that's driving him to the sauce and worse.

@jim

Thinking the same thing. You captured it!

when is this walking STD going to OD and die?

Don't believe it! Andy Dick is a stand up kind of devil.

I'll say it again, if there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough, or at least that's what we read in the Talmud.

And if she's not Jewish, then her flesh is no different than the flesh of cattle, and any age is A-OK!!!

Try next time FAGGOTS!!
I think they always say: YEAH.........................................PUSH IT!!!!

That's what happens when you're called A Dick. You'll inevitably turn into one.

Hey, i live in Murrieta. that bar is a half a mile from my house. wow

Lol he looks like Cletus Kassidy

... a 17 year old at a bar at 1:13 in the morning...really? and if that's not the
face of evil I don't know what is. he looks like Side Show Bob now.

I just hope the judge lets him out in time to play Batman's next whacked-out evil nemesis. I mean, look at the pic... who better?

After all, isn't this the guy you would most like Bat-Dude to kick the $#!+ outta?!

Yeah, as we haven;t all wanted to squeeze a 17-year-olds tits.... should have banged her on the bar! Fuckin' whore

OH FUCK, Andy Dick just put us on the map. This place is gonna blow up.

yet again it really isnt a bar scene its mostly a wing joint....

why do i know? hm i might live near. read people!

but i have seen some funny characters there before... just lookout for the girl on crack looking for used cigs...