Jul 21 2008Amy Winehouse's husband gets 27 months in prison, she eats a ball of crack
Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in prison today for bribing a pub owner he assaulted and then attempted to bribe to shut him up, according to the Daily Mail:
Judge David Radford told Fielder-Civil he had behaved in a 'gratuitous, cowardly and disgraceful' way.
Fielder-Civil has already served around nine months on remand and he could be free in four-and-a-half months if he behaves himself in prison. Miss Winehouse was not in court today to support her husband.
Earlier, Fielder-Civil appealed to a judge to let him walk free so he could become a role model for the troubled singer.
HA! Amy Winehouse's husband wants to be her role model? Jesus, I know crazy people on the street who'd be better role models. Mostly they'd teach Amy about the government listening in on our sandwiches, but you gotta admit, that'd be a huge step up.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Reader Comments
1. dg - July 21, 2008 1:16 PM
first
2. havoc - July 21, 2008 1:16 PM
Seriously, enough of this stupid bitch.
No one cares anymore.
.
3. dg - July 21, 2008 1:16 PM
first
4. sportsdvl - July 21, 2008 1:16 PM
FRST?!?!
5. Sportsdvl - July 21, 2008 1:21 PM
Nice try #4 - you are even more of a douche than #1!
6. gerard Vandenberg - July 21, 2008 1:22 PM
It's getting better every day!!
7. Rodrique - July 21, 2008 1:22 PM
Haaawwwwwttt!!!!
:)
8. Crazy Old Bitch - July 21, 2008 1:31 PM
Tom Cruise Has volunteered to do 27 months in prison on numerous occasions.
9. OnlyGayEskimo - July 21, 2008 1:36 PM
I wonder where she keeps her penis ---
wait, I know. She sold it for crack -- too bad no one thought to throw in a pair of new fucking shoes, just for posterity.
10. Cattyluo - July 21, 2008 1:38 PM
Wow,it's so terrible!I saw her profile on the site named"""Millionaire4me.com""It is said she eat strange things on the site.More pictures and blogs were found on the site.You can go and see.
11. Stuntman Mike - July 21, 2008 1:42 PM
She's disgusting.
12. clif - July 21, 2008 1:45 PM
when it comes to balls of crack, i like cherry flavor.
13. nipolian - July 21, 2008 1:50 PM
On the right side of the second pic you will find Connie Shokner, the serial killer from "The Longest Yard" (the good one from 1974, not the lame one from a couple of years ago) that closelined "Jaws" during practice and propted the famous line "I think he broke my fucking nose".
14. nipolian - July 21, 2008 1:53 PM
sonofabitch
*prompted
15. sportsdvl - July 21, 2008 1:57 PM
What's wrong with eating balls and crack? That's the whole point of a sports fantasy league.
16. A-1 - July 21, 2008 2:28 PM
She looks like death walking. She really should consider eating if she wants to stay alive. Her health is in grave danger. Plus who knows if she will be weaker or stronger without her husband by her side.
17. adeliza - July 21, 2008 2:48 PM
This chick is bat shit crazy. The next thing you know, she'll be flashing us her twat.
18. mimi - July 21, 2008 3:03 PM
Praying for Amy.
19. Grammar Cop - July 21, 2008 3:16 PM
"...for bribing a pub owner he assaulted and then attempted to bribe to shut him up..." Perhaps "...for assualting a pub owner, and then attempting to bribe him to shut up about it..." is more clear. Just to ensure that all readers are fully aware of what a winner Amy picked! He's all class, that one.
20. Busted Cop - July 21, 2008 3:28 PM
"assualting"
gun kinda blew up in your hand, didn't it
21. rough daddy - July 21, 2008 3:29 PM
you know, ive seen a pic of this chick without the birds nest on her head and 15 pounds heavier,,,she didnt look that bad...but enough with her already.....
22. whaaa? - July 21, 2008 3:39 PM
@19...when your lawyer bribes the plaintiff it's called "settling out of court".
23. Herky - July 21, 2008 3:52 PM
I can't think of anyone that has demonstrated a greater waste of extraordinary talent than this nutty slut right here . . . So sad.
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php
24. damn - July 21, 2008 4:54 PM
Fuckin OD already. Jesus christ your crackhead skank ass is hard on the eyes.
25. My God! - July 21, 2008 5:26 PM
She's all kinds of disgusting. What is she trying to hide with that make up? More impetigo? She is GROSS! She is dying in front of our eyes! Worse than that, she is rottenning alive in front of our very eyes!!! Someone please HELP HER or atl least keep her secluded in a safe place!!!
26. My God! - July 21, 2008 5:26 PM
She's all kinds of disgusting. What is she trying to hide with that make up? More impetigo? She is GROSS! She is dying in front of our eyes! Worse than that, she is rottenning alive in front of our very eyes!!! Someone please HELP HER or atl least keep her secluded in a safe place!!!
27. My God! - July 21, 2008 5:26 PM
She's all kinds of disgusting. What is she trying to hide with that make up? More impetigo? She is GROSS! She is dying in front of our eyes! Worse than that, she is rottenning alive in front of our very eyes!!! Someone please HELP HER or atl least keep her secluded in a safe place!!!
28. Harry Ballzck - July 21, 2008 5:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHA ..................... Thanks fish !!!!!!!!!!
I needed a good laugh today, and Amy Crackhouse never fails to deliver !!!
And {{Blakey}} .... He can go fuck himself. He should get in touch with Nick and Terry Bollea and sell his story to their "Jail House Reality" show - brother
29. cynth - July 21, 2008 5:42 PM
I'm seriously worried about this girl. AMY!! Please please please do not do a Janice Joplin. please get some help before you accidentally kill yourself, or get to a place you can't come back from. Overdoses happen, y'know.
30. Mimi is insane - July 21, 2008 6:37 PM
Praying for Amy. Wow. You come here and post this all the time as though it is magic? What a whore!
Why would you waste a prayer on an asshole like her? Cuz you like the sound of her nasty fake nigger voice? And so for that you would ask God to help her? What about all the innocent poor around the world who have done nothing wrong but were born under hapless circumstances?
You make me sick you dumb cunt. So does everyone on this site.
I hate myself also.
Die Amy.
Die.
Have a nice day.
31. hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahah - July 21, 2008 6:45 PM
.00001% of prayers have been answered its a fact. Not a thought a fact. Prayers = worthless. Christians are complete and utter fools, period. Do some research on the world, how the bible was written, religions before christianity, religions in general and how and why they became into existence. Guess what idiots the world is millions of years old this is 100% fact there is no god damn argument, do research if you think so, google. 7 days my ass, you are all foolish sheep, its a great appropriate name.
32. uh wow - July 21, 2008 6:50 PM
Shes a fuckin crackhead.God does not like crackheads, in the history of mankind there have been 0 reformed crackheads. You are a crackhead for life remember that dumb ass people. Hey if the bitch dies she might actually be famous. I mean look at that heath ledger ass clown, he does a movie where he blows and gets fucked in the ass by a cowboy. He is known for years as a no talent ass clown homo (unless you are a homo then he was your god, cowboy cock riding god). Anyway that idiot was a huge nobody and mocked by most of the public for that gay ass cowboy movie but look at him now! Who says death does nothing for you, that idiot is on top of the world right now regardless of him being alive. Death = Fame.
33. Cattyluo - July 21, 2008 8:55 PM
Wow,it's so terrible!I saw her profile on the site named"""Millionaire4me.com""It is said she eat strange things on the site.More pictures and blogs were found on the site.You can go and see.
You won't miss it .
34. The Lord loves Her - July 21, 2008 9:54 PM
He truly loves his divas!
35. Satan Has Dibbs - July 22, 2008 12:00 AM
Amy Winehouse sold her soul, voice, looks and mind for unlimited supplies of crack, heroin and booze. These item were inclusive in the contract.
36. bo - July 22, 2008 12:19 AM
OMG, the role model part made me lol
37. Omnibacon - July 22, 2008 12:29 AM
Why would anyone eat crack? It's so much better when you smoke it.
38. Jackstrawfromwichita - July 22, 2008 7:50 AM
PLEASE, PLEASE, GET A NEW PAIR OF SHOES ALREADY!!!!!
39. SO SAD - July 30, 2008 11:44 PM
whatta bunch of negativity. those of you posting all this negativity are losers.