Jul 2 2008Amy Winehouse flips her shit, hops into random car

i hate it when a bird shits on my recently washed car.

Well, it WAS Tuesday night..

God damn do I wish there was audio from pics 7 and 8.

What could she possibly be trying to say?

Praying for Amy.

Ugh...that first pic made me toss my breakfast. If you ever post another pic of her disease ridden bony ass, I will hunt you down and carve out your pancreas with a spoon.

This is pure win.

Not one fucking picture of the car

No worries #3. I was there though not in the pictures. I was busy trying to catch a bus to Heathrow so I could get the fuck out of ugly infested england.

But #7 went something like- "omg, right there! Its that 3 headed green dragon coming to steal my coke"

#8- (crying) "oh great! Are you happy now! All the coke is gone!! (sniff sniff)

While I agree she should lay off the crack, maybe if she wasn't hounded endlessly by the Paparazzi she wouldn't have these episodes. There must be more people in the world who do this kind of thing but we never hear about it if no one with a camera is around to record it. She needs help, not ridicule.

Is every ally in that god foresaken shithole full of trash and urine?

I'm also praying for Amy..that crack will soon take her life so we won't have to see any more pictures of the open-sored, herpe and aids infested filthy waste of a human being on the internet or television for one more second.

Is it me or are Ethiopians that haven't eaten in six months starting to look fat in comparison to this human skeleton?

I wonder how long it will take before this becomes a KKK meeting? I'm not sure if it will, but the way the Superficial has been these last few days, my guess is that their is some rebel flag toting retard that will find a way to make this crackhead story into a race story.

Regardless of how many names I have posted under, I've always enjoyed this site. I love low blows on celebritards. I really used to enjoy the hilarious comments: Example: "Heath Ledger dies"...one comment still has me laughing. "You've gone too far this time Batman."

It's a shame that the commentors of recent have ruined the experience. I've noticed an extreme decline in viewers and commentors, I guess that goes to show that racists (the few and the retardly proud) have finally started chasing away the actually funny people at this site. Oh well, a new blog is born everyday, perhaps the funny people found a site that isn't infested with white trash bastards.

the second picture is hilarious. she looks like a cartoon character or something.

I wish we ingore miss whinehouse and her zombie looking husbund of hers

Damn, this woman looks near death. Doesn't she ever look in the mirror and see how horrible she looks? For Christ's sake, lay off the drugs woman, before they KILL YOU!

I'm sorry, but if she's wants to be famous, she's bringing the paparazzi on herself. And if they manage to catch her acting like a total crack laced lunatic for my pure entertainment, then I'm okay with that. Anyone who oooohhh's and aaaaahhhh's and fusses about feeling sorry about her being "hounded" is RIDICULOUS. She got what she wanted. Popularity...it comes with a price. Yeah, she does need help. But you have to WANT help to GET help.

I still adore you sportsdvl. Where have you been!?

Crackheads are super entertaining

i really like her shoes, i think they are so cute.

All that talent and then this...a shame

To
#11, killcrackhouse:

nice comment you sick fuk

All that talent and then this...a shame

To
#11, killcrackhouse:

nice comment you sick fuk

#12

You seem to be serious regarding your complaints of racism.

So, please look in the mirror you stupid fuck. Your comments about "retards" are every bit as ignorant as any real racist that ever dropped by this site.

Thank you.

Hey #12 aka Jesus,
Shouldnt you be somewhere causing famines and floods and Psunamis and shit? I gotta give you props, you've killed a lot of motherfuckers lately. Nice work. Those sinning bastards in China and Mynamar had it coming.

#7 It's a UK Renault Megane convertible. About 2001, I'd say. Sports edition. They could drive the fucker into a wall at full force and it'd still look more elegant than that whore

She looks like one of those plasticized bodies in that travelling human body show.....

That is not a sweet ride; it's an older module Renault Megane Convertible. Probably costs 9.99 GBP, tops.

holy fukin monkey

@21 and 22

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

Yay, it's doomhammer, my sausage lover!

I missed you. It's so good that you have taken a liking to me in all my glory. Be sure, though, to send 10% of your earnings and I will be sure to send you all the sausage you can handle, which is probably a lot. Here's looking at you kid. ;)

Wow, I'd say that most of you are wankers, but 12 has a point, I'm sure that wankers is one of those fighting words for the good ole boys of America.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i fuckin love her

About that first sausage you sent Jesus. We had a problem. Turns out it wasnt sausage at all but a damned queer faggot ! Did you find him? Was his body still nailed to that oak and covered in ants and bugs or had the coyotes had him for dinner?

In any case, I dont think sending anymore "sausage" my way is a good idea. Would you not agree?

Yours in faith.
the hammer

Does these mean we're not friends?
I thought we were getting so close. It's so hard to tell these days.

I'm still glad you have faith in me, though. I promise to not send anymore sausages, I kind of figured you more of a rough rider type guy. *winks* I've got the perfect biker, clad dressed, steaming manmeat to send.

Just remember. 10% on Sundays, Saturdays are cool too, via Western Union.

Ta-ta everyone! I'm off to the drugstore to pick up some Immodium and Fleet Enema's. I have to clean the driveway you know, dont want to get any mud on the tires! Its going to be a marvelous 4th !!

She makes Britney's antics look tamer than an episode of "Leave it to Beaver." I don't understand... everything she's had going for her...

Since Jesus gets trolled, I guess he'll have to perform under a new name. I like this name.
It's a bit more down to earth.

Well, I decided against fleet enemas, I prefer all natural fiber.

I see the love for me is so overwhelming that people even take my screenname, that's not very nice.

HAHAHAHAAAAHA

I can't even begin to try to come up with comments regarding Amy Crackhouse and her stupid antics. It's like she's a cartoon character or something.

Hi yodolayheehoo (#16)!

fuck, sportsdvi, stop showing up everywhere, no one likes your commentary

Where the hell is she running too...??? Those pics are hilarious!!

Amy - "Hmmm...now which way was that crack dealer...this way...no wait...that way...no over there...no over here...ohh now I'm late better turn it up a notch...Opps wrong way...hey buddy I need a ride...let me crawl over your car...take me to my dealer...where ever he may be."

when I want your opinion #38, I'll ask your dumbass for it.

#38 WHAT???? who doesn't like his commentary? I sure do. AND IT'S SPORTSDVL (that's an L...in case you are confused...I know it's easy...).

I love him. ***sigh*** I have a bonefied (haha...juvenile pun) blog commentary crush. It's for sure.

#41, I am just hoping you are female! :)
And, thank you for sticking up for the Sportsdvl and not one of the sportsdvl trolls!

;) female. of course!

I am assuming you are male. LOL. but it's okay if you aren't.

yodolayheehoo - yes, I'm male. Without a doubt :)
Most women don't have the level of sarcasm I have so that is usually a dead giveaway.

12 - Jesus

1. No one cares what you think. Not one.

2. #21 is right. The "retard" talk is just as bad as the racism. Get the fuck off your high horse, you hypocritical sack of dog shit.

3. I see you also break out the term "white trash". Are you aware that is a racist term? Get the fuck off your high horse, you hypocritical sack of cat shit.

Your level of sarcasm is fantastic. I look forward to your posts. :) Very much so. That's why I pursue you. :)

**gasp** are we having a superficial.com commentary affair??? How scandalous. I love it!

Wonder how much drugs she has stuffed in her bra? Looks like about a kilo..

I like my high horse.

Be sure, though, to make sure all cares.

Now, if you had a fucking clue who I was aiming that at, you may, just may shut the fuck up. Instead, you assume I was directing that comment to all (I guess the name must confuse you), instead it was fired at acertain person. That's okay, I'm glad you are here to love me.

It's been cold and lonely without someone to say that "they don't care," yet they are posting a 3 part comment on how much they "do" care.

Is that irony?

yodolayheehoo - scandal is my middle name (ok, it's not, but damn that would be a cool middle name!).

FRIST - not only are there drugs in that bra, the devil himself is in there!

White Supremecists are the shit man! We told you whoring fucks a century ago that we were gonna lose our country one day. Now look. Mexicans flood the border and no they do not want to become one of use they want to take us over. All McCain has to say is "They are God's children, they are God's children".
Well the guy who rapes and kills babies is one of God's children too. So are black widow spiders and AIDS cells. All the famine and suffering and diseases are inherently the work of God. Did he not tell us in the Old Testament that he is the source of all good and evil?
(You pathetic small minded losers believe the Hebrew written words of their storm god?)

Amy is a disgrace. All she does is horribly sing. That is it. She does not compose music. She is not a virtuoso like say Itzhak Perlman or Yo Yo Ma. She cannot sing anything classical like a Julie Andrews could. She does not write songs about anything mature or topical.
They tried to make her go to rehab. She said "NO,NO,NO".

I am not trying to be an asshole. I simply feel this woman is a selfish, disgusting pile of erect maggots.

Why can't The Media Masters promote someone with dignity? Why is television so mindless and filthy? Why?
Oh, I remember now. Sorry.

#50 - I do think you get credit for being the first poster in Superficial history to use a Julie Andrews reference! And yes, the best career move Amy Crackhouse could do would be to choke on her own vomit.

that would be cool....having that middle name.

ugh...thinking about what's in her bra makes me queasy. let's shy away from such discussion, shall we???

I find Kate Hudson's flat chest to be much less vomitous. Not sure why. I guess 14 year old boy chests don't scare me as much as drug addled veiny swollen chests. That's just me though.

Kate Hudson is good looking (in my not so humble opinion). Yes, she could use some bigger boobs but hey, she's got a smokin' ass. She just had bad taste in men.

Anyone who finds Amy Crackhouse even remotely good looking should immediately put a fork in their eye and then have themselves sterilized.

#49 Sportsdvl, sportsdevil or regular devil??

FRIST - Just a sports devil, I leave the regular deviling to the professionals and I want to keep my Olympic eligibility.

I'd touch her butt.

but id rather touch yours. :)

yodolayheehoo - I'm sneaky though, if you went to touch it I'd spin real quick so you got the other side! lol

hm. interesting. very very much so. :O)

sweet ride? are actually kidding?

48 - I am gonna assume that you are not the same Jesus as the #12 Jesus. Methinks the #12 Jesus is probably a sub-21 year old woman that thinks that after she graduates from her liberal arts college, she is gonna go out and grab the world by the balls, she's gonna make a fucking difference. And she will start by winning the hearts and minds of the racists that post comments at the superficial. She is dead wrong, but she is still young and ideological. Her upper middle class parents raised her to understand that all people are created equal and that she can change the world if she puts her mind to it. Her parents also showered her with attention and now she thinks that everybody gives a shit as big as the shit her parents give when she has something to say.

The #48 Jesus can't even write coherent, properly structured sentences.

Caring and responding to comments (even a 3-part response) on a celebrity gossip site are far from the same.

Gotta say, the pic with her butt all up in the air got me rock hard.

Hey KKK, I agree with you 100%. Time to elminate the devils...it's time for ETHNIC CLEANISING 2009!

My child, coherence is adhering to the illusion of material imperative. Cognition depletes the resevoir of the spirit and it's exogeneous essence. Do not regard this realm of substance as anything more than the house withing which our Father has placed your soul within.
As to Miss Winehouse, we will not be seeing her here in Heaven. She can go fuck herself in Hell with Cousin Lucifer.

She looks like that fat bitch's skeleton from "Hairspray"

My child, coherence is adhering to the illusion of material imperative. Cognition depletes the resevoir of the spirit and it's exogeneous essence. Do not regard this realm of substance as anything more than the house within which our Father has placed the soul.
As to Miss Winehouse, we will not be seeing her here in Heaven. She can go fuck herself in Hell with Cousin Lucifer.

AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This bitch is dead! Her awful voice is gonna go even more downhill and I bet the her pals will say that the gravelly sound adds maturity! They will ride her until she rots alive.
This woman needs to be sent to an institution for at least a year. I doubt though that anything can save her now. She really like the taste of crack and is now more or less a zombie. Really sad.
On a positive not, it couldn't happen to a nastier cunt. So...
...Die pig, die pig, die.

sierra - I came on here to say exactly the same thing about picture number 2. The single funniest photo of a celeb ever taken. She looks like a cracked out Olive Oyl running to the 'spinach' store. (That's what the kids are calling it these days you know)

damn, her form isn't bad in pic two. she could drop that left arm a bit, but not bad. not bad at all.

#9 get ur own fuckin name

What a freakshow. She's better than old Daffy Duck cartoons.

#60
Regardless if the person who ever posted that was male or female, if you don't care about it, well why so much hooplah over it?

Being that you are strangely touched by her words to go this extreme devout hatred typing, I just have to wonder if you're a little upset with your own life.

And I really, really wish I were a 21 year woman. I'd touch myself a lot. Well, a lot more than I do now.

My guess is that you're not going to shut the fuck up like a proper child of God. My other guess is that you're too fucking retarded to even catch sarcasm, which makes me wonder how you are at The Superficial in the first place.

LOL this story is awesome

Quit blaming this shit on the paps. They wouldn't be following her around is she was going to church and serving soup to the homeless. Don't get me wrong; they're fucking pathetic but this shit is not their fault.

She actually used to be great looking..My god..

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/amy_winehouse3_300.jpg

Yeah Zach she was beautiful before. Impossible. She will never look that good again. She is crazy.

Aw darn! I see that after #12 Jesus's comment this thread had a reasonably good chance of turning into a KKK meeting, and I missed it! If only I had known, I might have been able to do something about that.

Oh, and on the thread topic, yeah, Amy's gonna die soon . . .

Hmm . . . death of Amy, KKK meeting, yeah, I can get the two together. OKKK, I'll be sure and c-c-c-come up with something . . .

Miss Crackhouse looks like an Ethiopian marathon runner - maybe she has quit music and is going for the 10,000 meters?
Poor cow is seriously addled with crack, but she blends in quite nicely in the cesspit that is the UK.

So creazy.Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club M E E T R I C H. C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there

Wouldn't it be cool if people in real life had cartoon special effects?
Amy's handlers tell her she is going back to rehab, she makes a Scooby-Doo "RuRoh", there's a ricochet sound, and then Fred Flintstone's speedy feet while she runs after the car......"I Rike Crack, hehehhoooehheehe, right raggy?"

Funny.....lol....hope the guys got fully comp. insurance

I'd flip my chips if Skeletor ran at my car...

She wants to SHIT in a car?

#69 - Hey, who posted here first?

She actually put on a little weight and I hope she kicks her drug habit. She is always available for her fans and paps when she is not in a drug induced state.

She looks like she's trying to escape from annoying paparazzi, they make her go mad and desperate... see the last pic? I LOVE AMY , LET HER BE ALONE SOMETIMES

She looks like she needed to get a crack rock, It was for her an emergency, her brain was itching for it desperately. It does not matter that any of you scumbags think that this pig is somehow cool or the "shit". She is nothing more than a crackhead and has no talent. Her voice is a fake and has little range.
Fuck this whore and pray for her demise which is inevitable. This year or the next or the next she will be gone and we will be free from this garbage.
Too bad she couldn't take her idiotic fans with her.

Poor crazy crack w*&%$ needs help

Someone lock her up

I NEEDS MY TEEEEEEEEETS!

Christ, in that first pict it looks like her nipple is having a smoke..... come to think of it, I know that her nipple has more intelligence than whats left of the grey matter between the ears...

I love the fourth pict, she looks just like your garden average street ho.......

I see in the one pict she got her black moneybelt on,, guess she's packin,,,, probably holds enough money to get enough c or h to keep her going for almost an hour....

Gross! I saw a "before & after" pic of her, 2004 and 2008- she doesn't even look like the same person! Someone needs to post her "before" pics up on billboards or better yet, make murals on every alley wall in the country so that next time she shoots up,she sees herold self and maybe at least THINKS of changing her ways....or gets so depressed that she OD's and kills herself. Either way,she'd be better off.