Jul 8 2008Amy Winehouse addicted to tanning booths? Okay, sure
Amy Winehouse has a new addiction: tanning! Of course, you couldn't tell by looking at her, but all I'll say is: crack. Amy's friends are concerned because she's not only spending way too much time fake-baking, but also tends to pass the fuck out in the booths. This should end well. The Sun reports:
Rehab singer Amy, 24, even dozes off under the ultraviolet lamps, which release the same type of harmful radiation found in sunlight.
One friend said: “Amy can’t do anything by halves. Recently she has been going for it on the sunbed, but she won’t be told. She bought it to get rid of scabs that started appearing on her skin.”
Please, let her try tanning with the beehive on. Please, let her try tanning with the beehive on. Please let her try tanning with the beehive on. Please, let her try tanning with the beehive on. Please, let her try tanning with the beehive on....
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Reader Comments
1. sixpack - July 8, 2008 4:27 PM
First! Too much Amy.
2. spiderman - July 8, 2008 4:28 PM
her insanity is strangely attractive.
3. meh - July 8, 2008 4:29 PM
2nded chea!
4. Randal - July 8, 2008 4:30 PM
This colossal train wreck is also a colossal talent. And that talent is why Amy came into the public eye in the first place. Remember?
Who can forget!
Her inspired R&B music topped with a contemporary, provocative lyrical take was fresh and exciting, while Winehouse's singular vocal style - simultaneously rich and haunting, vulnerable and defiant – was both new and nostalgic. She was like nothing we had ever seen or heard before.
Time and again you continue to amaze Amy.
Keep on the straight road and amaze us again with your lyrical talent.
Randal
5. simulator - July 8, 2008 4:33 PM
Damn, does this bitch only own one pair of shorts. Every pic it's the same damn pair.
6. Sportsdvl - July 8, 2008 4:34 PM
The only thing that amazes us is that this crack whore hasn't died already.
7. havoc - July 8, 2008 4:38 PM
Seriously, why does she walk like that?
Did she break her back or something?
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8. havoc - July 8, 2008 4:38 PM
Seriously, why does she walk like that?
Did she break her back or something?
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9. USDA Chief Inspector - July 8, 2008 4:47 PM
They need to take that case away and use it to store sludge in after Amy Winewhore rubbed herself all over it.
10. Cokeasian - July 8, 2008 4:51 PM
Christ. How hard is this girl TRYING to get cancer?
11. britney's weave - July 8, 2008 4:52 PM
missed you, randal!
so when's the new album due, huh amy?
12. Mrah - July 8, 2008 4:57 PM
The bitch is crazy
13. jo smo - July 8, 2008 4:58 PM
Randall, wtf is up w/ all those big words. Fish... show me some titties................................
14. KillCrackHouse - July 8, 2008 5:02 PM
If only we could turn up the "oven" she's baking in, and finish her Yiddish ass off once and for all. Turn up that heat already and place her remains where she belongs--as fish food.
Seriously #10, how can "A" cancer "GET" cancer? It's just not possible.
Jason Voorhees says to Crummy Crackhouse..."WHY WON'T YOU DIE!"
15. Progerian Stud - July 8, 2008 5:20 PM
Randal you are the coolest dude here. The rest of us guys are assholes. Unfortunately you are wrong. This whore is not worth defending brother. What is the talent? She is an English Jew that sings like an American Black woman. She certainly does not have a pretty voice either. She has aveerage vocal strength. Average range. Her whole ummm schtick is her uniqueness and her power is that the media supports her.
There are far too many superior vocal talents out there. Too many to mention.
16. Michael Jackson - July 8, 2008 5:52 PM
I think it's perfectly sane to have a "Chamber" one can go to for quiet time alone-away from the crowds-the world and ... {{sleep ~ sl eep ~ s l e e p }}
Plus she can smoke her crack without anybody wanting a hit off her little
"jesuspipe!"
17. The gorgeous one - July 8, 2008 6:09 PM
What's with the pockets? Ugh . . .
18. Superevil - July 8, 2008 6:46 PM
Good, anything she can do to kill herself quicker I'll all for it.
19. mimi - July 8, 2008 9:31 PM
Praying for Amy.
20. tp - July 8, 2008 11:06 PM
Die slow
21. lambman - July 9, 2008 12:27 AM
um, tanning booths have timers on them so they shut off in like 15 mintues regardless of whether or not you fall asleep
22. Ferdinand Narcos - July 9, 2008 2:59 AM
Is she sniffing a display case in that one pic?
23. quake - July 9, 2008 3:53 AM
Stop giving this attention whore / disease bag more attention already.
24. Bodylotion - July 9, 2008 4:14 AM
What's the story with that Blake Fielder-Civil guy (what a fuck-ass name)? I thought they loved each other, hated each other, got divorced, loved eachother, hated, etc etc. Now, she's wearing some hearty thing in her beehive with "Blake" on it.... :-/
25. Sunday - July 9, 2008 4:45 AM
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
26. Narcissist - July 9, 2008 6:23 AM
Maybe she'll end up like Kramer and marry a black guy Newman will eat her. Be like eating a dirty chicken bone though, I would guess.
27. Web Escape - July 9, 2008 7:25 AM
She wears fake tan, you can see where it rubs off, so not sure about this story at all.
28. FACE - July 9, 2008 7:25 AM
Why doesnt this bitch just croack already and get it over with?
29. Stuey - July 9, 2008 8:53 AM
I heard a rumor shes supposed to sing the new James Bond movie song, I hope she meths herself out before that happens.
Hey a boy can dream cant he??
30. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 9, 2008 9:30 AM
Sadly, someone, somewhere, can't wait to fuck her again...
31. gerard Vandenberg - July 9, 2008 2:02 PM
YOU WANT TAN?
Try to SHIT wile taking a BATH?
IT WORKS, believe me!!
32. Sunday - July 10, 2008 4:27 AM
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there.
33. Save Amy Winehouse - July 17, 2008 10:01 AM
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