Jun 3 2008Victoria Beckham, what in the hell?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!! finally

disgusting

disgusting

frist

Ummm......yeah.

Slam dunk on this one baby!

What a woman we have here today! I am so loving the outfit there, no wonder her name is Posh because that dress knocks socks off when she walks on by.

Not only the outfit but the stance, like a lioness before the kill.

On another note, there are a few folks coming around and posting as Randal, slamming and making low end comments about a few regulards who post here. For the record, since I came to Fish in January 2008, I have never and will never make such comments about anyone who enjoys posting and visiting this website.

Have a good one.

Randal

Oh, no everybody it's ok. Everybody's wearing God-awful dresses there. I think that is the theme..

Great news everyone
My boyfriend just called and said we finally have enough money for my sex change operation. I will be gone for a few days and when I return I respectfully ask that you all refer to me by my new name Jimbollena Seville.
Thank you all,
Jimbo

Hey, whatever floats your skinny tanorexic little spice girl boat

WTF? I thought they went back to England. You know, because she has no discernable use and soccer isn't a real sport.....

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She looks great!!! I am loving the dress...shoes as well!!!!

Those shoes are badass!!!!!!!!

yeah, like thats even surprising from that freak of nature. She is one clueless, vapid bitch.

They would make good drapes......for Satan

good luck jimbo soon to be Jimbollena Seville

Say what you will about Victoria Beckham, but one thing you have to admit is that she does have HIGH fashion sense...between her and Madonna, I don't know which is the badder bitch.

What do you mean soccer is not a real sport????? The USA is the only country where FOOTBALL (not "soccer" as your ignorant ass calls it) is a second rate sport, while you enjoy your asses watching things like hockey and "football", where a bunch of roid monsters in heavy armored protection suits jump over each other trying to pick a funny shaped ball with THEIR HANDS!! Always wondered why US americans call that thing "football". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I am Heartara. Protector of the urban jungle. Now, someone please kindly help me unglue my hands from my hips.

What do you mean soccer is not a real sport????? The USA is the only country where FOOTBALL (not "soccer" as your ignorant ass calls it) is a second rate sport, while you enjoy your asses watching things like hockey and "football", where a bunch of roid monsters in heavy armored protection suits jump over each other trying to pick a funny shaped ball with THEIR HANDS!! Always wondered why US americans call that thing "football". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

does this bitch ever smile? or just "strike a pose"

#12, I have those exact same shoes, and I wouldn't recommend them for anyone who drinks..

i wish I had her body. Am jealous

An oompaloompa in FMPs wearing her best "cumhither" look....

Hmmm, it's still sexier than Xenutard Katie Holmes or either Olsen twin ever could be

My dear number 6, please stop posting as me. I'd never compliment this frigid hussy, as I prefer having one off the wrist to more attractive creatures, like Amy Winehouse.

I also always place my name at the end of my comments, even though it clearly states it at the top. I know it's completely pointless, but I just love myself that much. I'm going to type my name now...

Here I go...

Randal

Im sure she was once hot.... My prescription:

1. gaine about 20 pounds
2. fix your feet girl
3. buy better boobs, they are too far apart
4. acne treatment
5. clean up the greasy look from your face
6. stop with the botox, its making you look scarier
7. get some hip-inplants
8. what the hell, buy a butt too
9. gain another 10 pounds
10. change that dumb hairstyle

Im sure she was once hot.... My prescription:

1. gain about 20 pounds
2. fix your feet girl
3. buy better boobs, they are too far apart
4. acne treatment
5. clean up the greasy look from your face
6. stop with the botox, its making you look scarier
7. get some hip-inplants
8. what the hell, buy a butt too
9. gain another 10 pounds
10. change that dumb hairstyle

It looks like someone tried to make a toga out of a Kentucky Derby hat. She must not have a friend in the world.

Surely someone can up with something more clever than I can to describe that pose/look in pic# 7

hahahahahaha, that is some funny/ugly shit right there
Hollyweird tabloid fodder in its glory

C'mon people, go for it.
Name that stance

@6 - what's a 'regulard'? Is that a fat joke?

More on point, I think the designers are just messing with her now. It's like the Life cereal commercial, "Hey, let's get Posh to wear it, she wears ANYthing!!"

Aww, it's made out of cute little hearts.
I remembering doodling that same design on my 10th grade math notebook

More notes for my fans: (I am this important)...
(space denudes emphatic intent)
I forgot what I was going to say
Oh! (nothing) I wish I was a fashionable woman and could wear these lovely outfits. I would prefer camel toe accentuating fabrics that would quite stretch the lip and puff the mound. There I would stand hands on my wide slim hips for all the world to see...if I only had a vagina!

OH and real Randal, dear, I am the new you darling. Risque and and filthy like a whore!

#17 - Edison Arantes do Nascimento is a homo.

Randal , randal, randal,

Take a xanax and relax big guy. Those in the know would never confuse you with some no talent name-stealer. Your prose is like honey where as thier's is like honey with some big ugly shitty ass flies in it.

You are the pink unicron of the Superficial and don't let anyone tell you different

I gotta admit: she has a very pretty face.

@34 Meh...yeah I guess so too, for a limey.

Whats with the serial fucking troller on this page today?

And Pele, suck a dick and learn English, or vice versa. The only reason Football isnt as popular in almost every other country is because you can't afford it, to expensive a sport to play, so naturally, we're the ones who play it and let the rest of the world watch.

And if one more fucking Eurotrash /Wetback says otherwise, it's on

#35 - don't you mean........Meh...yeah I guess so too, for a Vulcan?

She is pure capitalism. Disgusting.

You people really need help here I swear to God. Some flaming dude writes essentially meaningless commentaries on nobodies and you shallow fag flies lick up the maggots from off his chair from where he sits.
This guy is sacred to you? Are you sad cuz "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is gone?
What a country we are.

It is hard for me to take an underweight anorexic celebrity seriously. She must eat 500 calories a day to maintain the anorexic look. This dress belongs on the runnway but not to wear at an event. But at least it covers her huge ugly hard breast implants.

Soccer, what a boring sport. Who wants to sit around for 5 hours and watch a game end in a 0-0 tie, then get killed by some drunken maniac rooting for the other team.

Anybody who thinks soccer is more exciting than football or hockey has alot of frustration issues.

Like Pele.

@37 Good one Nip. Yeah I was thinking that too, but decided against it. Vulcans exhibit too much emotion..

#19....soccer is something our kids stop playing when they get to the third grade.

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Pebbles Flinstone lives!

#20

She cannot smile because she is always hungry, gets light headed, and suffers from anorexia.

Being overweight like Kim Kardaskank is just as ugly as being underweight like Victoria. I hate the feel of breast implants and Victoria has huge ugly breast implants.

#43 - Nice!........thing is.....all the other Euro and Latino countries kid's stop playing soccer when they get to the third grade as well.......it’s just that most of them just never get there.

Too bad that dress wasn't a nice forest green. It would have been perfect to wear to a Garden of Eden party if it was........

I hear that when Beckham wants to make a deposit in her vag, she only accepts payment from his Platinum AMEX card. Bitch has gotta get paid to go shopping, ya know!

@47

ahahahaha

that is one fugly bitch!!!

that is one fugly bitch!!!

I keep bending my Gumby doll in that stance but he keeps falling backwards. Is she using a thicker wire in her back or are strings involved? Keep me posted.

In that "dress" she would be perfect for the lead in a remake of "Peter Pan!"

In that "dress" she would be perfect for the lead in a remake of "Peter Pan!"

You tell 'em Deke. And great name by the way. Too bad it's completely lost on 99.9% of the readers here.

I never thought of the whole poverty angle of the sport, but now that you mention it, what else are the peasants gonna play? It's a boring peasant sport. I always get a kick out of it when a soccer fan tries to tell me baseball is boring. Like the pot calling the kettle black.

marc jacobs is soooooooo gorgeous...

This is just a guess, but I'm thinking her children have to sit very, very quietly for hours on end while mommy practices her poses in front of the mirror at home. If they make even the tiniest noise while she's looking at herself, she pepper sprays them in the eyes.

Again, just a guess.

For a guy who spends 75% of his day in his boxers...

I would hope you spend 100% of your day in boxers (or another appropriate form of underpants).

She looks great? Why does anyone want to look at this thing? She is a fucking mutant, why do people even follow her around and take pictures? I don't get it, she is a hideous monstrosity with little to no talent and it saddens me that people feed her ego by paying any attention to this talentless bitch.

Kind of a weird Jack and the Beanstalk outfit she's got there. No matter. I'm not interested. Yawn.

BS!! THat's a cute dress very few could pull off!

BS!! THat's a cute dress very few could pull off!

Strange woman but her shoes are pretty interesting and she has nice legs at least. Glad to see she's dumped the bleached blonde hair. How tired that really was.

OMG she has facial warts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she needs a good dermatologist!

What a freak.

@58 Spot on zuzugirl, spot on!

She's still got a bangin body

DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE THE BUNIONS ON HER FEET? Silly bitch needs to stop wearing heels for a few months.

bunions! bunions! BUNIONS!

those are all i can see...

um if you know nothing about fashion why are you writing for a gossip site relating to celebrity's? uhh.. goes hand in hand.. don't ya think?

Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".On "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

Why do soccer fags fall on the ground and cry like babies when only kicked in the shin?
This chick has ant face disease - butter face at best.

Hey #73!!!
Why do American football "thugs" wear protection?
What they might get their period in the middle of the game?
Or are they protecting their manicures?
American football is Bitch Rugby.
G O F O O T BA L L ! ! ! ! ! ! ! << the REAL football is soccer...

I must agree that this outfit doesnt quite make sense. I think she should have worn it when David wore his black grass suit.
can we say Bonzai tree?!?!?!?!?

What the hell does "frist" mean?!?! People constantly amaze me with their willingness to display their stupidity publicly!

You know...she actually looks pretty good, right down to the shoes. But that dress...why, Victoria? Why?!!

FUCK YA'LL HATING ASS NIGGAS MY GIRL IS LOOKING GOOD EVEN IF SHE IS SKINNY.