Jun 10 2008Tori Spelling's cervix dilated, birthlarity ensued

All the money in the world can't stop a horse from saying neeeeeeeeeeeiggh...

All the money in the world can't change your ugly genes.

umm OKAY why the hell are his nails chocolate brown?! do they get their nails done together? lol.

Wait one second, forget the baby.....does that dude have on toe nail polish??!! WTF!

um why are that dude's toenails polished? And why does Tori look like she a peener in one of those pics??

we're all thinking a like today!
And it is pic 5 that looks like she has a peener.

Oh she's only famous cause of her dad!!! She's sooo not worth it!

How big are the child's breat implants?

This is what the country is coming to. Men painting their damn toe nails and displaying them like fags. He probably wears panties. Crazy.

I liked her better when she played the dumb kid on 90210 who had a learning disability... back when they pretended drinking and driving were evils sins...

Oh fuck you, you used to watch the show too... and 21 Jump Street...

@10, no kidding, but lets be honest here, has she even done anything remotely interresting since? NOPE!! D LISTED!

christ all fucking mighty, save some ice cream for the starving kids in africa you fucking sow.

I didn't say she was interesting back then either, though I do remember thinking how charitable it was of Aaron Spelling to let his Down's Syndrome afflicted daughter act like a real person without drooling on itself, er... I mean herself...

6 pounds, 8 ounces, really?? Maybe on the moon. Her stomache looks fucking huge.

Damn, I could have gone all day without that....

She's actually uglier than Sarah Jessica Parker.

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OMG this "thing" is beyond ugly.... Ugh, look at her face? And her boobs. WOW... And God forgive me for saying this but her son is just as ugly as the both of them and I pray their new bundle of crap doesn't inherit any looks from either parents... Tori, you need to stop pretending that you're famous and just get a job working at Walmart to support your trailer trash family

I gotta luv the skin funnel between her lobsided no-fun bags, perfect for holding matzoh balls while McDurnit pounds away.

#16 Lola that's pretty low making fun of a baby's looks...Whoa never mind, I take that back...yeesh.

The word is spelled "dilated". Leave out that first "a". Just trying to make you a better wordsmith. You're welcome.

Mmm.......mucus plug.....

In her current state, she's hotter and tighter than any chick Jimbo's had.

@21 How do you know Veggi troll?

STELLA!!!! STELLA!!!!!!!!! I could'a been a contender. I could'a been somebody.

"The Superficial congratulates Tori and Dean on their bundle of joy. Best wishes."

Huh? Why so warm and fuzzy on this useless non-celeb. Why aren't you making fun of her? Ohhhhh...their reality show has a giant banner ad at the top of the site.

That's disappointing.

The saddest thing is that he actually left a normal looking woman for this lopsided tranny.

She is one ugly bitch, always was and always will be. Who cares if she's just had a kid ??? My neighbours Aunts best friends daughters workmate just had a kid and you don't see her getting any publicity. C'mon SFW give us some more pics of Cora Skinner or i'll send round the boys, know what i mean.....!!?

I absolutely *heart* the name Stella!

@23 Ted, have you Named a Waterfront Streetcar Desire??

If they were ever to make a sequel to ET...she would be perfect for the title role.

Ted from LA, don't take this the wrong way, but I think I have a computer crush on you. I'm no crazy internet stalker, you just never fail to make me laugh. And I suspect that you actually don't hate women, unlike most of the misogynists around here. Have a nice day!!

Pfft. Her cervix never even dilated. This was a planned C-section.

#29 - Danny? I always knew it... what did your family say, you know, about being down low and shit? That said, you better try harder... even Tori Swelling up there is visually female.

@32. What the hell are you talking about dishrag??

Did you accidently put bleach in your cereal instead of milk this morning?

I hate Tori and her husband Dean. Tori slept with her husband the first day they met knowing he was married and had 2 kids and one was an adopted baby. Now Dean lives in the USA and his kids live in Canada which means they lost their father due to the distance. Dean's first wife is an attractive and talented TV personality and Tori is an ugly horse face no talent worthless media whore and has the ugliest saggiest big hard breast implants in Hollywood. Tori deserves to be ugly and have a horrible boob job. Tori and Dean deserve each other. Tori also gained too much weight during pregnancy and I hope she gets saddle bags. Tori is only famous because she had a talented and very successful producer dad.

Bleach? HAHAHAHAHAHA.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I do love the stereotypical nylon braids... I know, I know.... it's YOUR hair... you paid for it...

Why oh why do these effing fat cow pregger bitches think they have to show off their effing fat cow butt ugly bodies including the outie? No shame whatsoever. Keep it under wraps piggies.

Please, bitch had a scheduled C-section, you wish she actually had to do some work. The kid came out like a slice of toast.

Speaking of mucus plugs, click on #29's link....bitch, puhleeeeze!!!!

If Tori Spelling has a stroke, it should finally straighten out her face.

#43 Amen, her husband is a grade-A number one tool. But you left out that he and his first wife were in the PROCESS of adoption when he broke the news that after 3 weeks after meeting her he'd decided Tori was his soul mate and he was bailing, leaving his wife to adopt the kid on her own. She actually had a lucky escape not having him for a father, but the fuck sort of selfish assmop pulls a stunt like that?

#40 That should be #34. Sorry, 43 is Tori's IQ.

@35. Nylon? You really are a doucheball.

At least I have hair to put braids in, you're probably bald and old...living at home banging mommy on a daily basis.

Useless fuck.

"HURRY UP AND BUY!!!"

~~Old Korean woman at variety store in Edgewood Terrace, D.C., watching danielle peruse the "looks just like real hair!" section.

#42 Proof that the ability to grow hair and add extensions does not equal wit. If you don't believe me, I refer you to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. QED, babes.

#43 Oh, fuckity, is she back? Mercury really is in retrograde, ain't it?

Danielle, you're a cute girl, but watch the potty mouth, don't lower yourself to their level, ignore their ignorant asses.

I swear I didn't talk to half as many of you freaks on here before I left this site. And now all of a sudden, everybody's jumpin' on the bash bandwagon?? Geesh. You people have NO lives whatsoever.

Y'all, what's the deal with the toes? It looks like even the baby's toes are painted. Tell me this is not the new trend for men? If it is, just shoot me now. I would be considered very old in all of your eyes, judging by most of the comments I read, and I get more thankful by the day for it.

On another note, he has two other children with the wife he dumped for this one. How often do you think he spends time with them. I think he's a dirtbag.

#46 DanYELL is all potty mouth. Well, what isn't stomach and pea brain that is. She pissed off a lot of people last time she was out on parole and had computer access which is why she's so poopular, uh popular, now. Still the lame lame-ass-just-missed-the-mark insults, so we know it's her.

@49. Yeah, I'd like evidence of that. You're delusional. As I recall, I was the one getting bashed for no apparent reason.

I will say, all that time in the pen did wonders for your vocabulary and grammar damnYELL. I mean, shit, you obviously fooled the parole board. No longer do you loiter at "da lie-berry", you actually do go to the "library" like the rest of us... and who says prison don't rebahilitate an' sheet?

I remember your first post... like it was yesterday... all caps, yelling at some "craka" for not thinking Beyonce was attractive... aaaahhhhh... mammories...

Danyell? You really shouldn't post your picture on the web sweetie. Not flattering.

@51. Actually, the poster on that Beyonce thread called her derogatory names that referred to zoo animals. I simply stated that the idiot was racist. Then I get bashed with derogatory words as if I was in the wrong.

So, you can leave out all the details if you want to, I still have the chat scripts saved on my computer douchey la douche.

Danielle, DamnYell, whatever your name is - have you looked in a mirror lately????

Ok enough is enough. i started to notice this about a month ago and it's been bad for a while but the headline on this post actually gave me douche chills. please stop trying to be funny on every post cuz it's not working. hire a new writer if you must but seriously it's making me cringe when i read them.

33. danielle - January 31, 2007 11:02 AM

...hell, you'd open up for the mail man if her offered your fugly ass a hotdog. Cheap slut.

Dayum! Another insult that just...lay there and whimpered. Not unlike yo' momma on rent day after the landlord came to collect. The mailman? Hotdogs? Do these two go together? No. I rest my case. You want other "evidence" of your past activities, go watch Law and Fucking Order, I'm too busy to play DA on your ass.

33. danielle - January 31, 2007 11:02 AM

...hell, you'd open up for the mail man if her offered your fugly ass a hotdog. Cheap slut.

Dayum! Another insult that just...lay there and whimpered. Not unlike yo' momma on rent day after the landlord came to collect. The mailman? Hotdogs? Do these two go together? No. I rest my case. You want other "evidence" of your past activities, go watch Law and Fucking Order, I'm too busy to play DA on your ass.

She looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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#58 I'm wondering what kind of death you're looking for on this site.

Did anyone else notice that Tori;'s husband, Dean, has his townails painted?!?!?! WTF!!!!

Last week, here in Los Angeles, some butt-munch (probably Tori's husband) actually paid a sky-writing plane to curse the skies over Hollywood with stupid messages such as; "Welcome Home Tori and Dean" and "Tori and Dean Forever."

Can you believe that crap?

Number 30. That is the sweetest thing a stranger has ever typed to me. You made my day.

ARE HIS TOENAILS PAINTED?

ARE HIS TOENAILS PAINTED?

ARE HIS TOENAILS PAINTED?

#60 - Well would ya looky there... you're right!!! You have the eyes of an eagle, I tell ya.

It's really a GIGANTIC SHAME of AMERICA that this MONGOL is on the gossip-sites and magazines!!

TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
UGLY HORSE FACE
HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
UGLY HORSE FACE
HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
UGLY HORSE FACE
HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
UGLY HORSE FACE
HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
UGLY HORSE FACE
HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

Stella Artois?

Yet another celeb who is too posh to push. Why did she need a c-section? Let me guess the good ol "I was too tiny to deliver naturally" excuse . I guess she was afraid pushing her out woud have made Dean leave her for a tighter hole like he left his wife for her. The whole everyone having a c-section for their own convenience and fear of a little pain is getting ridiculous. Hopefully her scar will get an infection and she 'll regret it.

Mucus plug; it's yucky because it's true.

My how you've grown into the woman you've become since your first stardom days of 90210. Your second season really brought you to the front of the entertainment industry.

Such charm you held as a teenager has continued to shine into your adulthood. I am so happy for you Tori! Congratulations!

Randal

I remember when Tori would deny having breast implants back in her 90210 days. Too bad Tori got ugly saggy hard big breast implants because her original breasts were actually a nice size.

Ted from LA, happy to have passed on a warm fuzzy to you. I've been reading this site for quite awhile, and your comments are always intelligent and generally respectful to most people. I'm sure your Mom would be proud. Just don't pull back the curtain to reveal you're actually a girl or something. That might break my poor heart! Cheers!

all these celebrities who have c-sections rather than having normal vaginal delivery are doing it for one reason only, they're all infested with std's..... so it's not wise to deliver vaginally as the disease might spread to the child.... dirty dirty nasty filthy whores fucking anything and everything..... christina, britney, tori, j-lo and even that home wrecking bug eye mistake of a human being bitch angelina jolie.... all disease carrying skanks

The REALLY REALLY HEARTBREAKING part of all this is that "I'll marry anyone or anything if they are THAT rich" Daddy Dean has a firstborn OTHER son named Jack and you NEVER ever hear or see him giving that child one tiny drop of attention or affection........awful, just awful........

I hate Tori's ugly breast implants and I hate Kim Kardaskanks big fat loose cellulite ass too!

Wow - no one elects a c-section with ease. Why all the hater? I think the doctors know what they are doing people. geeez. she's lovely and you are all jealous.

#78 She probably had a C-section because her first kid was also born that way. But she's so annoying, such a bad actress, and a colossal self-centered bitch of a homewrecker (yeah, Dean helped) that if I wanna think of her deliberately vegging out on the delivery table and taking the easy way out, I damn well will.

she had a c section her cervix is fine

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HOW DID SHE LAND A GOOD LOOKING GUY??????

SHE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE UGLIEST CELEBRITIES. REALLY
HAS ANYONE LOOKED AT HER FACE?

ALL THAT MONEY SHE HAS AND SHE STILL CAN'T LOOK PRETTY HOW SAD!

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HOW DID SHE LAND A GOOD LOOKING GUY??????

SHE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE UGLIEST CELEBRITIES. REALLY
HAS ANYONE LOOKED AT HER FACE?

ALL THAT MONEY SHE HAS AND SHE STILL CAN'T LOOK PRETTY HOW SAD!

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HE'S A MONEY-GRUBBING GOLD DIGGER. HE LEFT HIS PREGNANT EX WIFE FOR THIS...GRASSHOPPER LOOKING DOWN SYNDROME. HER MOTHER IS A GOLD DIGGER WHO MARRIED AARON SPELLING.

THE NEW HUSBAND DIDN'T FIND OUT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE THAT HE WASN'T GETTING ANY OF AARON'S SPELLING'S MONEY. NOW HE'S STUCK WITH AN UGLY KID THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE AARON SPELLING AND HIS UGLY ASSED SON THAN HIM, PLUS ANOTHER ON THE WAY? JUST LIKE TORI TO TRAP THE ONLY MAN THAT EVER FEIGNED INTEREST IN "JUST HER" AND NOT HER MONEY. RIIIIGHT.

I still kinda like Tori, she was pretty charming in House of Yes and so NoTorious was acutally pretty amusing, with Sylar being a gay persian and all

WHAT AN UGLY FAMILY..... THE DUDE IS UGLY AND NEEDS TO NEVER SMLE AGAIN..... HE LOOKS LIKE A REDNECK HILBILLY CHILD RAPIST..... THE LITTLE BOY IS FREAKING UGLY AND LOOKS RETARDED..... HE'S SO UGLY JUST LIKE IT'S PARENTS.... AND TORI, OH MY GOD, IF YOUR OWN MOTHER CALLS YOU UGLY AND CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU, THEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE WORLD TO THINK OF YOU? YOUR OWN FATHER PUT YOU IN HIS SHOW AND GAVE YOU THE PART OF AN AIRHEAD IDIOT..... COME ON, YOU DIDN'T GET THE HINT????? OK HERE IT IS TORI, YOU'RE A BITCH AND YOU'RE DISGUSTINGLY UGLY..... YOU'RE WALKING PROOF THAT MONEY WILL NOT BUY YOU ANYTHING OR MAKE YOU APPEALING TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS.... CUZ YOU HAD ALOT OF MONEY AND ALL YOU COULD GET WAS A LOPSIDED BOOB JOB....... YOU HAVE NO TALENT WHAT-SO-EVER...... YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOWED A COCONUT...... YOUR BODY IS JUST NASTY..... YOU PICKED THE RIGHT HUSBAND AND I DON'T THINK HE'S A GOLD DIGGER AT ALL, HE'S TOO STUPID TO BE ONE..... TORI HAS NO MONEY SO THERE'S NOTHING FOR HIM TO DIG FOR OR TRY TO USE HER FOR...... UGLY UGLY FAMILY..... PLEASE KEEP YOUR SON OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT, HE'S JUST SO UGLY AND OFFENSIVE TO EVERYONE..... AND YOU NEED TO STAY OUT THE SPOLIGHT ALSO..... I'M SURE THE NEW THING YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO IS GOING TO BE JUST AS UGLY AS THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY.... UGH!!!!!

Yeah, the toenail polish is something else! I've tried it and it ROCKS! I think Dean may be on to something. My wife's nuts about it too (and that's an even better reason to wear it)!