Jun 13 2008Tommy Lee confirms Pamela Anderson moved back in, pornlarity to ensue
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are officially reconciled and living together. Tommy revealed the news to Rolling Stone, but only because he thought they were a really cool pineapple with a tape recorder:
“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee. “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”
After the interview ended, Tommy Lee proceeded to have sex with 20 hookers while saying "Yeah, man, I just really hope things work out. For the kids. I mean, I think I'm on the right trac- Holy shit, what am I doing? This isn't right. I specifically ordered these chicks with flasks of JD around their necks. I can't stressalize how muy mondo importante good customer service is, bro-seph. Yeah, I don't know what the hell I just said either."

Reader Comments
1. 123 - June 13, 2008 4:56 PM
AMPLE
2. 123 - June 13, 2008 4:56 PM
AMPLE
3. LSH - June 13, 2008 4:56 PM
First!
4. ph7 - June 13, 2008 4:57 PM
I hope the Center for Disease Control moves back in, too.
5. Gabby Johnson - June 13, 2008 4:59 PM
Meh
6. me not you - June 13, 2008 5:03 PM
Those kids are gonna be so fucked up.
7. dude - June 13, 2008 5:04 PM
tits only get you so far.
Look at the fugly mug on this used up mess.
8. race - June 13, 2008 5:06 PM
Jesus, this girl is TORE up! Why does her face look so nasty and pasty all the time? Is it the HEP? Is it her drawn on eyebrows? Or her fake lips and lipliner that goes beyond her actual lip boundary? Whoever said that it makes your lips look bigger is on crack. It just makes them look WEIRD. Anyway, I guess its all of the above...
9. Eddy - June 13, 2008 5:06 PM
The perspective on some of these shots is just disturbing. Helooooo giant head, tiny body.
10. dude - June 13, 2008 5:08 PM
but seriously though, she ran out of people to marry and now has to start over at the beginning....
11. snarkymalarky - June 13, 2008 5:09 PM
Yeh, you just knew this was gonna happen eventually. They will grow old and diseased together. And now that the bloom is pretty much completly off the rose for Pammy, she's going back to the one she feels the closest and most comfortable with. They can never completly get over each other and are better off together and not with someone else, because they'll always have a stronger love for each other than anyone else. Even if its sort of in a sick and twisted, co-dependent kind of way.
12. boognish76 - June 13, 2008 5:18 PM
Clown eyebrows.
13. Captain-insano - June 13, 2008 5:21 PM
What in the flying fuck is wrong with the last two pictures? Has she so much platic inside her she has become a bobblehead?
14. Captain-insano - June 13, 2008 5:21 PM
What in the flying fuck is wrong with the last two pictures? Has she so much plastic inside her she has become a bobblehead?
15. Barak Obama - June 13, 2008 5:22 PM
I would do her if hse put a bag over her head.
Vote democrat, millions on welfare depend on you!
16. Lola - June 13, 2008 5:22 PM
WOW..... Freaking gross
17. Samantha Ronson - June 13, 2008 5:23 PM
www.talkmarket.com
18. Charlotte - June 13, 2008 5:26 PM
http://www.talkmarket.com
19. deacon jones - June 13, 2008 5:27 PM
FUCKING HOT!!!!! YEAH FISH!!!! GOD I WOULD FUCKING VIOLATE THIS BITCH! YES!
Have to admit though, what the hell is up with the two close up pics and then the last one, she looks like she aged 20 instantly between the time they were taken. Fuck it, who cares
20. jane - June 13, 2008 5:28 PM
hepatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitis
21. Randal - June 13, 2008 5:32 PM
Pam... Pam... Pam.
Why... Why... Why?
You need to find a man who is going to love you for who you are, not for what you look like. Being arm candy to Tommy Lee got you nowhere with him before and it's only going to get you nowhere again.
You have such promise, yet you continue to be attracted to these men who offer nothing but hurt. If it means anything my dear, I'd rather see you with Tommy Lee than Kid Rock but you really haven't given me much to choose from as of late.
No hugs and kisses from me anymore Pam.
Randal
22. p0nk - June 13, 2008 5:39 PM
in related news, sales of HazMat suits plummet...
23. Rod von Hugendong - June 13, 2008 5:40 PM
Hey, I'm not mad at them. You gotta figure that they're doing it for the kids. I mean, neither one of them have been accused of being bad...parents...ohhhhhh...riiiight. Nevermind.
24. http://www.funderoos.com - June 13, 2008 5:44 PM
Hep C-elebration!
25. Danielle - June 13, 2008 6:12 PM
Stupid Crackas!
26. adeliza - June 13, 2008 6:25 PM
I know men like tata's, but for the life of me, I don't get it that they like 'em that fake. I mean honestly. I think she looks like a freak.
27. The Green Piñata - June 13, 2008 6:40 PM
Is she out of her f*cking mind?! What's this? Two giant air ballons?
28. Debbie - June 13, 2008 6:58 PM
Bobblehead!!!!!
Guess she wasn't strong enough to make it on her own and settled for the abuse she was used to.
29. Yas - June 13, 2008 8:05 PM
Okay,
There was a reason she divorced him the first time. She keeps going back and forth to him. I guess she can't get enough of that ample tool.
30. ToTellTheTruth - June 13, 2008 8:13 PM
I'm sick of this fucking over-the-hill big tittied bitch. It's time she settled down and concentrated more on being a REAL MOTHER to her two fucking BOYS, instead of running around like the tired old wornout wrinkled faced whore bucket, that she is.
31. Barely Stearn - June 13, 2008 9:01 PM
Thank you Fish. Thank you for all you do to make the world a happy place by constantly reminding the flat chested gargoyles that populate this site like reefer haze at a Grateful Dead concert that - YES! Having great rackage and a smoking hot body IS the key to BOTH female AND male happiness. It's no accident that each and every time pix of beauties like Pamela, Kim, and Jessica go up so do the posts from falt chested losers (and the douche bags they hang with) who scream bloody murder about another woman's chesticle choices.
Hey, here's an idea Lady Losers: Implants are not permanent - try 'em: You'll love 'em...and - if you decide your life was better as a flat chested queen of the Lilith Fair circuit then have them removed so they can be adopted by a female celebrity who's taking a break in between adoptions of African kids and you can go back to throwing on your form-fitting MuuMuu and the leper's hood over your ugly mug and once again feel free to roam the earth decrying the evilness of medical science and OTHER WOMEN'S lifestyle choices...
Until such time as you have walked a red carpet in the beautiful high heels of luscious lovelies such as this beauty who is the Marilyn Monroe of our generation, may I suggest you keep your yaps shut and get back to your cooking lessons because - let's face it - if you can't deliver the equivalent of the world's best meal or mow my lawn then shut the *&%^# up because nobody - and I mean NOBODY! - wants to hear your craptastic opinons about anything, let alone about women who bring beauty to an otherwise ugly world.
No...for me...in a world of $5 a gallon gas, a war in Iraq that will never end, a douchebag sitting in the White House (along with all his fellow douchebags in Congress!), and a portion of the voting poulace so desperate for change that they're even willing to bring back the horror of yet another Clinton administration, I say thank God for the guy who invented silicone and a double thank God for whoever it was that was smart enough to take silicone, stick it in a bag and place it strategically in the forefront of a woman. God bless you gentlemen one and all: If they haven't given you the Nobel Prize, the Medal of Freedom, AND a front row seat at every American Idol episode then the world should be ashamed of itself....
32. TJ - June 13, 2008 9:45 PM
Can you imagine when Tommy is slamming his MASSIVE cock into her asshole doggy style and those huge fake tits start bouncing and jiggling like crazy??? SCHWING!!!
33. terry - June 13, 2008 10:22 PM
That's the first time I've ever whacked off and puked at the same time.
34. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin - June 13, 2008 10:51 PM
What is with this chick? Why does she date such sleazy, shitty men? And why does she keep reconciling with a shitty guy?
35. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin - June 13, 2008 10:52 PM
What is with this chick? Why does she date such sleazy, shitty men? And why does she keep reconciling with a shitty guy?
36. Kate - June 13, 2008 11:30 PM
I just can't ever get past her face, it's soo soo ugly. She's got like a permenant snarl on her face. Plus her tits are ridiculous. Circus tits are never attractive. And having an lifetime STD isn't sexy. As far as I'm concerned...she stopped being sexy whenever she got an STD. Hep C isn't cool.
37. Kate - June 13, 2008 11:30 PM
I just can't ever get past her face, it's soo soo ugly. She's got like a permenant snarl on her face. Plus her tits are ridiculous. Circus tits are never attractive. And having an lifetime STD isn't sexy. As far as I'm concerned...she stopped being sexy whenever she got an STD. Hep C isn't cool.
38. Sam - June 14, 2008 2:37 AM
Forget making it past her face, I can't get TO her face. OMFG TITS!
39. Bob - June 14, 2008 2:39 AM
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".On "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
40. madiha - June 14, 2008 4:30 AM
fuck her large boobs mmmmmmmmmm
41. sam - June 14, 2008 5:12 AM
I think Pam is better than some other chicks like LiLo or Parishit Hilton. I like her, but I don't think she'll be happy with that asshole.
42. Cis - June 14, 2008 9:25 AM
Barely Stearn, you're hilarious! No seriously, do you have implants? I'm curious, actually, I was assuming you were a woman, are you?
43. turbolift - June 14, 2008 9:55 AM
Based on the previous pictures on another thread, Pam looks to have a condition called Symmastia. It is a complication caused the the surgeon trying to improve cleavage by cutting the chest muscles in order to accommodate implants that are too large for the person's frame. It's an awful condition (from one who knows!) The only solution is to find a qualified surgeon in symmastia repair and have the larger implants traded out for smaller while at the same time, tacking down the cleavage area from the inside.
Afterwards the patient will always have to be careful of doing things that may stress and undo the repair. No more pushups or bench pressing,etc.
44. gerard Vandenberg - June 14, 2008 1:20 PM
AIDS is already HERS!!
So what can happen?
45. Leila - June 14, 2008 2:17 PM
Tommy Lee could have any porn star he wanted and yet he takes back this old, wrinkly, evil looking clown, she should be grateful, specially since her sex partner's count increased by 1,000,000 after she slept with Rick Solomon.
46. hi - June 15, 2008 3:16 AM
Whats up with her teeth in the pink camara pix? There melded together! Youd think celebritys could afford qualified plastic surgeioons but alas even celebs are not exempt from butchers. I love her tho, she so blows Paris and the other tween wannabe, ego ridden, show offs away. Her and Brittney are exempt.
47. extacy - June 15, 2008 3:19 AM
oh ya, the constant snarl on her face is a side affect of extacy. Trust me, I look the same in every picture as her when I'm on that rad drug. Love the dress. She looks like she's scored some killer E!
48. Flat Chested So What - June 15, 2008 6:42 AM
Hey Bearly Stearn!
I am flat chested, and I have chosen to stay that way.
I hate when guys leer at me. So why would I want to attract that type of attention? Male attention does not validate me nor do I seek it.
And I don't hate myself to the point that I would surgically alter anything about my body that functions flawlessly and efficiently.
You can all make whatever assumptions you want, and believe that you are correct. I don't need to sell myself to anyone.
Someone on my level just gets it. Women don't get implants for themselves, if you are smart enough to figure such.
I am selfish and I do what I want which works for me.
49. Barely Stearn - June 15, 2008 8:32 AM
#42 Cis - Micropenis yes! Female body parts, no! (However, my love of breasts is so great I might treat myself to implants when I admit myself to a Senior's home and just sit in my bed all day fondling myself...)
Now we turn our attention to #48:
I am flat chested, and I have chosen to stay that way.
I hate when guys leer at me. So why would I want to attract that type of attention? Male attention does not validate me nor do I seek it.
Honey, I think those words say it better than I ever could: You are just a poor unfortunate victim of the "Hillary Clinton era" wherein women have convinced themselves that attractiveness is bad, men are all inherently evil, and that ANY attempt at self improvement in the realm of plastic surgery or makeup, or makeOVER is a betrayal to the sisterhood of femdom. You have my condolences. You really do. There's a party of beatifulness going on all over the world and it features great beautiful women with great beautiful fun bags. So - while other women will take positive proactive steps to ENHANCE their beauty, change the course of nature and come out of the shadows and live life and existing bra technology to its fullest, there will be some who choose to live in the shadows, remain on their sofa with potato chip crumbs adorning their sweat shirts, and watching The View whilst dabbing tears from their eyes....I can only lead a horse like you to the transformative powers of the voluptuous goober - BUT I can not make you drink from it....Peace out.
50. A - June 15, 2008 9:55 AM
she's pretty curvy in those last two pics
51. Sounds like Barely Stearn needs a better suite of psychotropics - June 15, 2008 9:47 PM
Enhanced beauty through technology! Ahhhhh energy wasting (we dash towards our conclusion) technology! It will not only save us but it will remake us - transhumanize us into whatever we imagine!
Right.
Just look at these self-destructive freaks that have had "surgery" (butchery) to contrive themselves into the delusional physical state of their errant fantasies.
This my dear, is pathological. Not healthy in simple terms.
Giant mutant psuedobreasts are not only unnatural, but they are to a lot of MEN disgusting. I personally like a woman for her natural self whatever the size of her breasts. I departed from my greedy mammary dependency when I was a baby.
52. Dorito Man - June 15, 2008 11:50 PM
Eek. Still. There is nothing about this woman that is sexy. Not before, nor now. Sexiness comes from within. Sexiness is not comprised from a jumbly caricature of superficiality such this woman portrays.
53. Wese Diesel - June 15, 2008 11:55 PM
What the hell is up with her Mercedes? The tires are all bald, and the lug nuts are all rusty.
Oh wow, just like her and Tommy.
That car is a POS.
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56. Barely Stearn - June 16, 2008 9:59 AM
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58. mixedsugar - June 16, 2008 11:28 AM
omg, she looks like a bobble head coming out the car
59. edamame - June 16, 2008 12:40 PM
The chick in the background looks like Pammy USED to, before she jacked herself up. I wonder if that's her sister? Or maybe it's the version of herself that she keeps in the attic...Dorian Gray-style?
Those kids are BEYOND fucked up. I can't even imagine.
A new "dad" every year....or the same old one who keeps coming back for more.
Dad, er, daddy Kid, er, daddy Rick....oh, dad..you're back!
60. Grunion - June 16, 2008 2:06 PM
Bitch already had him thrown in jail, twice. Tommy's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
61. havoc - June 16, 2008 2:23 PM
Its true.
Hep C loves company.......
.
62. PunkA - June 16, 2008 3:50 PM
Apparently, now that Tommy has had his college time, and had strippers/hookers flown in to play with, Pammy sees he has changed and is ready to let him play drums on her fake kettle set once again. I bet they even let the kids watch, for old times sake.
63. Mama Pinkus - June 16, 2008 10:26 PM
she looks like a used-up skank which is pretty much exactly what she is
64. Alexis - July 17, 2008 6:35 PM
So happy for Pam and Tommy! I hope they show up together on the show!
65. walther - January 23, 2009 11:06 PM
que rrica, como jugaria con ese par de melones.
66. JANI - June 16, 2009 9:10 AM
WHO THE HELL DOES HER MAKE UP SHE LOOKS HARD COLD AND USED, NOT LIKE THE PRETTY GIRL NEXT DOOR LIKE SHE USED TO LOOK,
SHE IS ALL FAKE AND PHONEY LOOKING NOW AND IS NOT EVEN PRETTY ANYMORE, DOES SHE HAVE MIRRORS IN HER HOUSE?
SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK.
SHE USED TO BE SO CLEAN AND FRESH LOOKING VERY PRETTY INNOCENT LOOKING.
NOW SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE SOME BODIES OLD WORN OUT RAG.
SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF, WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?
IS TOMMY NUTS THERE ARE BETTER PEOPLE OUT THERE,
WHY WOULD HE WANT TO WAKE UP TO LOOKING AT THAT EACH DAY.
BET SHES REALLY UGLY IN THE MORNING WITHOUT EYEBROWS SHE COULD AT LEAST LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY DRAW AND FEATHER THEM ON INSTEAD OF THAT LOOK SHE HAS NOW.
I THINK SHE IS A HIDEOUS JOKE THE WAY SHE LOOKS NOW.