Jun 4 2008Tom Cruise welcomes everyone he pissed off into his home

Can the two of them look ANY more uncomfortable in the picture of him trying to wrap her leg around him, as if that happens all the time?

Huge rack alert, top right, pic 4

What's wrong with the gays?

SECOND! LOL!

I think you mean the illusion that their marriage isn't a sham.

That is an awesome stare. O O

Awkward indeed!

Tom's Klaatu stare scares me

HAHAHAHA See everyone I am hugging my wife, does everyone see that? HAHAHAHA We just can't keep our hands off each other, you all can tell that right? HAHAHAHA I just can't help loving that man of mine..woman of mine HAHAHAHA.

TCLTC

That is all...

TCLTC

That is all...

Look at his evil scientology stare!

Where in the world is Matt Lauer? It sure as shit wasn't at that party, fucking douchebags. Where the fuck was my invitation?? Cruise is a goddamn prick.

"Steeped" in Scientology, you fish-breathed knucklehead.

Damnit, I threw that invitation away because I thought it was junk mail! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!

I am no longer a fan of Tom because he dumped Nicole without warning or marriage counseling. He left Nicole and his 2 kids to start a new life. He has bad character and I would never ever pay to see one of his movies.

Deacon, thanks for the mammeries.

#3 - Thanks for pointing it out. I missed it the first time.

#16 - Wut? Is that the only reason you wont pay to see one of his movies? Because he left Nicole? Not because he plays the same character in every movie? (Same Character; See, Himself)

Always on my toes Barack
Nice win yesterday

he dumped nicole on the eve of their seventh year of marriage, bc then he wouldve had to pay her more money in alimony. how does he get these lovely women to marry him? must have something to do with the klaatu stare haha. hes so bizarre! get will smith away from him! get katie out of his crazed grip!

Fish - I don't want to tell you how to run your site........but if you could kindly remove numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 & 8 from the So Freaking Hot section it would be greatly appriciated. Thank you.

btw TCLTC

Tom looks like he's got bags and circles under his eyes.

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Frankly, that's just a load of bs. In a previous Tom Cruise article, I scoped out the pics of Tom's house and then found the very same house right down to the last damn tree on Google Earth.

I'm serious. I couldn't tell the exact street address, but I've got the EXACT latitude and longitude stored on my computer, as well as the name of the street in front of his house. Hell, I ought to post it, and then WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT "MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE"!!! >: (

He should get a tattoo that reads "I'M NOT GAY!!!"

i agree #1, that is pretty fucking ridiculous.

I love how she mocks him by wearing heels...

Katie looks Pregnant again - Xenu help her if she is.

#20

What a heartless SOB and cheap bastard!

Tom Cruise Sucks!

Okay where in the scripts of holy Scientology does it say that throwing your entire weight on your wife is sexy? Even if you are a homosexual and your marriage is a complete sham?
He just looks so uncomfortable next to a woman like he is just doing anything like an immature pre-schooler to keep himself busy.

You know what, I have the rest of the pictures of this film and
the fifth picture his Tom & Katie waving goood-bye to their guests.
The sixth picture is Tom pushing Katie away mimicking the work "Yuck!" as they turn to go into the house.
The seventh picture is Tom givin himself "cootie shots" and crossing his fingers.

WOW this guy is clearly nuts (as if we didn't know that already)....but that stare is priceless. I'm going to send a huge copy of just that face in an email every time someone at my work pisses me off.

He looks like on uptight, angry individual. I bet he is one intense dude and sucks to be around for long periods of time. Not the type of guy to just sit around with and shoot the breeze all day. If you did, fist fights happen.

And what is up with the all white? The pants are horrible on him. His money ought to buy better clothes.

I always knew it was the Scientologists that came up with the concept of atonement.

To be fair, Tom Cruise did cure me. Of paying $8.00 to see one of his movies...

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Nipolian, haha, I was thinking the same thing!!

Ok, somebody tell me because I didn't get the memo...how did Tom piss off Oprah? Is she pissed that he wrecked her couch or something??

These two always bring a smile to my face, so much to say and so much to crack on. Where DO you start? *sigh*

Whips out banner and raises it high over head "TCLTC!!!"

Never gets old ya know?

The fact that Tom can't even act straight is all the proof I will ever need to know for sure that he's a shitty actor.

LOL

OMG!!! I just developed the eight picture

As they walk into their separate wings, Tom to the West and Katie to the East wing, Katie Holmes removes her mask to reveal they she is really......
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DAVID SPADE, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best Headline/Photo combo ever.

The only other Headline/Photo combo that came close was Jenna Jameson Looks Like Beef Jerky. Another classic.

It looks like his family on the right, and poor Katie's on the left.

Remember how Denise's family sucked up to O.J. before she was butchered? They were all just one big happy family then.

Hollywood is a sham, it's bogus, there is NO JOY in Mudville.

And #16 - didn't Nicole leave HIM because she was raised Catholic and didn't want her two adopted crumb-crunchers raised around that Scientology shit?

Sorry, of course I meant before Nicole Brown was butchered - but Denise came off like a total cunt anyway, so there. . .

Ok... no one has mentioned his *FREAKY ENORMOUSLY LARGE FEET IN PIC 4?* WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE? CLOWN SHOES?

Klaatu, Verata, Ni

Tom looks good in the Jim Jones leisure wear. I wonder what flavor of cool aid was served....

Is it just me or does he look like R.P. McMurphy after the lobotomy?

OOOH, he's an angry little elf. I bet he's from the South Pole.

oh lets just lay off crazy tommy boy already; I don't think he's gay, I just think he's weird & screwed up; espc after hearing about his past and the way his dad treated him. That is one hell of a freaky stare though, holy crap...

@13 - yeah and Matt Lauer is just about a prissy little "Nancy-Pants"
Who the hell cares where he is as long as it's not anywhere near

#46: Lay off Tom Cruise?? You can't be serious!! There's a plethera of cracks just waiting to be made on that egotistical bastard. My father treated me like shit too, does that mean I have an excuse to act like a douchebag? Oh yeah, and....
TCLTC TCLTC

People people wake up in time.
This "WHITE" embicile is trying to trick the whole fucking world with his scientology-leadership!!
REMEBER THESE WORDS!!

What's with the "pure as driven snow" white getup? I'll bet the inside of that house is weird as hell... indirect soft blue lighting, white marble everywhere and some strangely - soft hypnotic sci-fi music in the background.

I'll bet he has his own chair in the middle of the great room elevated (with a step ladder, since he's a fucking midget) so he can look down upon his minions when they visit.

What is with the "tiny man in white" look...He looks like the founder of some kind of fucking sick cult where all the members eventually drink poison kool-aid to go and meet their maker...in this case I guess it would be L. Ron Hubbard...!!

WHAT A FUCKING FREAKOID!

I greatly suspect Oprah is a Scientologist. If you watch her show she is constantly talking about new age/self help crap. Scientology is very close to that minus the cult aspect and the little green men.

Oprah, Will Smith, and the Beckams are all part of the brainwashed cult now.

what are those "wraps" around her ankles? To hide the cuff marks because she is chained up inside the house.

OMG...I think I see a baby bump!!!!! BTW...I am so glad you pointed out the "stare" so far you are the only one that has. LMAO

That picture where he is holding her leg couldn't look more awkward. "Look at us! Look how funny and spontanteous we are! I'm holding her leg!! Isn't that CRAZY??? HAHAHAHA"

I re-watched that clip of him getting some award from Scientology a few years ago. He and Miscavidge (sp) fucking SALUTED each other. Like, held the salute for a good couple of seconds like they are in the fucking Army! I still can't get over how bizarre these people are. And after reading that ex-Scientology kids website, I'm more convinced than ever these people are completely insane and must be stopped.

Poor Katie.....Tom has already been married to 2 other women before her.... lots of fucking with other women before Katie.... what a shame.

Poor Katie.....Tom has already been married to 2 other women before her.... lots of fucking with other women before Katie.... what a shame.

Poor Katie.....Tom has already been married to 2 other women before her.... lots of fucking with other women before Katie.... what a shame.

KH dresses like my grandma now.

wow he's looking mighty creepy in that pic

SHORT SHIT , TINY TIM, LITTLE DRUMMER BOY. HE IS SOOOOO PLAYED OUT FAKE ASS SMILE, DESPERATE EYES, INSINCERE, BAD ACTOR, DID I COVER SHORT? I DONT FEEL SORRY FOR KATIE HOLMES EITHER, SHE WAS ALWAYS A NOBODY ANYWAYS SO ITS PERFECT.

Sorry but I think that the woman with the big boobs in the top right is Monica Lewinsky.

He's a clingy little fooker isn't he.
I think she should throw Little Tommy-etta over her shoulder and carry him across the threshold. Walk like a man, Mrs Cruise.

I wish he would have pissed me off. I need a vacation.

#3 you rock man

who is this Tom thingy ?

Tom and David saluted each other because the Scientologists have a navy theme and they actually have ranks.

http://www.xenu.net/archive/so/

first TCLTC...cock-adoodle-doo..I heard that is what Katie has to HOLLA every morning....true that!

Is Tomcrockery wearing his highheels again??He looks tall...wearin' his little sailor suit and everything....

Having said that..I leave you all with this T C L T C ...TRUE DAT!

#50....no they don't have weird sci-fi music playing in tommy's"TCLTC" house...he has that Mission Impossible theme playing 24/7....with subliminal maniacal laugh track....

*staring with Klaatu glare*

Um, did anyone else get the willies from the freaky, evil, prince-o-darkness stare that Tommy has in pic #1 ? I seriously froze when I clicked on it. That's fuckin scary. I really think he made a pact with Satan. Or Oprah (one in the same).

Hey Cougar, it looks like he's got the Hitler stare down pat already! And in picture #4, look at his canoe feet! Small guys have small feet, unless he's up to wearing bigger shoes to make himself bigger.