Jun 13 2008Tila Tequila: I saved gay marriage!
Tila Tequila packs a whole lot of ego in her Asian Leprechaun body. She's claiming her MTV show A Shot at Love opened the doors to gay marriage in California, according to Us Magazine:
"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]," she said. "Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."
Somewhere, Ellen DeGeneres just bought a fishing net. No one usurps her "Everyone's Favorite Lesbian" throne. She didn't tell Rosie to "be herself" on The View for this to happen. Now, where's her 4-wheeler with the midget harpoon gun...
NOTE: Obviously we're experiencing some technical issues, guys, so big apologies. But, on a side note, I have learned a valuable lesson: Our server does not, in fact, double as a deli slicer. Now what do I do with all this pastrami?

Reader Comments
1. Eva - June 13, 2008 3:03 PM
BORING
2. Joe - June 13, 2008 3:04 PM
All this waiting and all we get is the midget? At least it should have been Avril
3. Uncle Eccoli - June 13, 2008 3:04 PM
Ugh, she is disgusting, worse than an actual whore.
4. Stan - June 13, 2008 3:05 PM
Already I'm hungry again for another story.
5. veggi - June 13, 2008 3:06 PM
Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut..
Can't take credit for that name, but it sure it good!!
6. Que - June 13, 2008 3:06 PM
Que lame.
7. Que - June 13, 2008 3:06 PM
Que lame.
8. blah-bloo-blow - June 13, 2008 3:08 PM
look who finally decided to come into work this morning.
9. Que - June 13, 2008 3:08 PM
Que double! Que dang!
10. ann landers sux - June 13, 2008 3:08 PM
Bring me a Brittany.
11. Shannon - June 13, 2008 3:09 PM
Can we entertain the thought that she might be kidding?
12. Poop Shoot - June 13, 2008 3:10 PM
Uh-huh...Tila Tequila is a reason NOT to allow gay marriage. She's nothing but a poser/skank who brings shame to real gay people.
13. no - June 13, 2008 3:14 PM
Why is this mouse-looking whore so popular?
14. no - June 13, 2008 3:14 PM
Why is this mouse-looking whore so popular?
15. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 13, 2008 3:15 PM
What the elf is she talking about???
16. FRIST!!! - June 13, 2008 3:19 PM
I made the same claim about ATM, but it's still illegal in most Southern states, except among blood relatives (so, 99% of the couples).
17. beefytee - June 13, 2008 3:19 PM
ok, judge me if you will, but I personally would love to have a 3some with Tila and Kim K. It's like having sex with a fat chick and an extra terrestrial simultaneously...
no but for real I'd nail them both for sure, separately OR at the same time.
18. m_munroe - June 13, 2008 3:19 PM
this MUST BE the slowest news day ever on the superficial.
its almost 3:30pm, and the only new thing since yesterday is some wack post about tila tequilla. and i hate her, i think she's just as stupid as her show. and honestly, nobody really cares whether or not she's bisexual.
19. [Danielle] - June 13, 2008 3:24 PM
"I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement."
Ummm yeah, memo to you [egotistical jizz dispenser smurf]:
The ONLY movement your show has helped in any way, shape or form...
is a BOWEL movement.
Now go eat a fortune cookie and choke on the little sheet of paper.
P.s- *slap across the face* to The Fish. How dare you have us wait all day for a new post and then post about this low-life. Shame on you!
20. dontyouwish - June 13, 2008 3:24 PM
uh has she ever heard of gavin newsom? pretty sure HE paved the way for same-sex marriages...
21. Jimbo - June 13, 2008 3:26 PM
What a dumb zipperhead. Whatever her show might have done to promote gay marriage has been canceled out by Heidi Montag forcing a miserably unhappy gay man to marry her.
p.s. How was Georgia Tech like Mount Everest? They're both -32 with a killer slope.
22. K - June 13, 2008 3:27 PM
ZOMG!!! I LOVE Tila Tequila and her show A Shot of Love. Guys, it is on the second season and it is to the final three. Who is she going to pick!!?!??! The suspense is KILLING me!!! Kristy, Bo, or Brittany? Personally, I think Bo is a HO >.<. I hope she picks Brittany :)
23. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 13, 2008 3:28 PM
#4 - That took me a minute, but I laughed until I cried... ok, not really, but witty nonetheless...
BOWEL movement.? That comment was shit...
24. dan - June 13, 2008 3:28 PM
anyone else wanna kick this bitch in the mouth?
25. dude_on_a_wire - June 13, 2008 3:29 PM
Some of you sound a bit jealous.
News Flash: tattooed bi-sexual mousy dwarfs with double digit IQs are hot - and to think she opened so many doors for gay people too... she is like Mother Theresa and Princess Di all in one... on a bender... for anything with a heartbeat. Yeah... I'd hit that hard - like a Mack truck through a convenience store.
26. jane - June 13, 2008 3:31 PM
why would the California legal system listen to a leprechaun hooker? i hope she falls into a fire.
27. Eugthehuge - June 13, 2008 3:39 PM
I'd do her.
28. Daniel - June 13, 2008 3:46 PM
Will somebody just kill that fucking thing already?
29. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 13, 2008 3:47 PM
#22 - "Idiot" is far too generous a term for you...
30. TakeOn - June 13, 2008 3:51 PM
I'd like to see her marry Andrew Dice Clay and then they would found a leper colony in Singapore.
There are very few interesting story lines for someone as unattractive as she is.
31. p0nk - June 13, 2008 3:54 PM
credit where credit is due, she makes most men consider switching teams.
32. DC's Finst - June 13, 2008 4:08 PM
What a troll! Bitch needs to fire her spray tanner. In that first pic it looks like they missed half a leg. But who am I kidding, a vagina came within inches of her- and she had to lick it.
33. Ssrn53 - June 13, 2008 4:14 PM
Tila has dandruff in the close up pics of her scalp. Get Head and Shoulders girl.
34. Tom - June 13, 2008 4:14 PM
This bitch is USELESS. Fuck her. How someone as slutty as her could be so boring is beyond me.
35. eatherhole - June 13, 2008 4:37 PM
I'd ravish her teriyaki dripping slit. I'd swirl my tongue around her nether regions, burrowing my way so deep in her tight little shit-hole that I'd split her tiny body in half.
36. Cap'n Pickles - June 13, 2008 4:38 PM
Sheet, I could show up at Ah-Jee Ma's club in inchon at 12 midnight with only 80 bucks in my pocket and still get a hotter bitch than this. If she's Asian, she HAS to be hmung.
37. p0nk - June 13, 2008 4:39 PM
35, is that you, mike?
38. dontyouwish - June 13, 2008 4:41 PM
#30 do you know what a leper colony is? i'll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with leprechauns.
39. Tara - June 13, 2008 4:42 PM
Here's a little tidbit for ya... she's not even gay! Not only is she not gay, she's not bisexual either.
http://www.dotspotter.com/news/500838_Tila_Tequila_is_Straight
40. opie - June 13, 2008 4:56 PM
she's almost as tall as Vern Troyer in the poster behind her...nice acne and dandruff too...what a nasty little tramp
41. snarkymalarky - June 13, 2008 5:15 PM
Wow, that is quite presumptious of her...considering that most people don't even know who the hell she is (including gays). Its only us goofs that hang out at the celeb web sites. And even then...we barely know or give a crap about this egotistical midget either.
42. Kahterin - June 13, 2008 5:30 PM
43. kels - June 13, 2008 5:47 PM
this troll is like every other china slut in LA, she has major acne which she tries to conceal with tons of makeup and fake eyelashes to give the impression she has big eyes....she's so nasty...she reminds me of the dump I took last night...didn't even look twice, just the smell was enough to make me vomit..
44. Jason - June 13, 2008 6:02 PM
Gee, thanks alot... After taking a look at the pics of this troll/dwarf/skank/shemale, my penis is refusing to come out of hiding. It's going to be a long weekend...
45. THAT_GIRL_JENN - June 13, 2008 8:26 PM
WASN'T SHE THE ONE WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE DATED THAT LETTO GUY AND WAS BEGGING SECURITY TO LET HER IN BACK STAGE?
HER SHOW IS NOT WORTH WATCHING, SHE WILL DO WHAT ALL ASIAN WOMEN ASPIRE TO DO: PICK A WHITE GUY.
REALLY, WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE OTHER RACES AND GIRLS ON THERE, SHE IS ONLY INTO WHITE MEN JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER ASIAN GIRL.
46. Cartman - June 13, 2008 8:29 PM
Can't they just deport her or something?
She killed whatever fetish I might've once had for Asian chicks. Ick.
47. THAT_GIRL_JENN - June 13, 2008 8:31 PM
WASN'T SHE THE ONE WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE DATED THAT LETTO GUY AND WAS BEGGING SECURITY TO LET HER IN BACK STAGE?
HER SHOW IS NOT WORTH WATCHING, SHE WILL DO WHAT ALL ASIAN WOMEN ASPIRE TO DO: PICK A WHITE GUY.
REALLY, WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE OTHER RACES AND GIRLS ON THERE, SHE IS ONLY INTO WHITE MEN JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER ASIAN GIRL.
48. hey dipshit - June 13, 2008 9:38 PM
I think you meant Virgina Tech you moron. Otherwise that might have been a pretty funny joke, but since you couldn't get the delivery right you came across as just another inbred redneck cocksucker. Nice job you faggot fuck. Go back to eating your father's unwiped asshole you piece of monkey shit.
49. hey dipshit - June 13, 2008 9:38 PM
#21 I think you meant Virgina Tech you moron. Otherwise that might have been a pretty funny joke, but since you couldn't get the delivery right you came across as just another inbred redneck cocksucker. Nice job you faggot fuck. Go back to eating your father's unwiped asshole you piece of monkey shit.
50. Marj - June 13, 2008 9:50 PM
Amen, #12. The way to gain acceptance of GLBTQ people is for them to present a good image, proving that they are average human beings who deserve love too.... not to parade a freakshow of egotistical, douchey, parasitic ho-bags all over MTV to get ratings by being 'edgy.'
51. kevi - June 13, 2008 10:03 PM
the b otch was hit with the ulgy forest
52. STevec - June 13, 2008 10:06 PM
pumpkin-head ho
53. Cap'n Pickles - June 13, 2008 10:37 PM
Hey 42? What the matter? Cat got your tongue?
54. Caminador - June 13, 2008 10:40 PM
I think my brain is evolving without my knowledge. I honestly read through every comment, and when I read #29s comment, I went back to #22 with no knowledge of its content. For no reason at all, my brain had simply skipped it. Hopefully this will span to radio and television in general, and I can avoid hearing about things like this. People like her making claims like this = me sad all day.
55. Kate - June 13, 2008 11:21 PM
Realllllly Tila? You mean Ellen, the plethora of honestly gay actors and actresses, gay right activist, the ENTIRE gay community across the nation and in california, the people who actually proposed the law into legislation and took the time and money to see it through, you mean ALL they had to do was simply give you're skank ass a lame, fake tv show about pretending to be gay and that's ALL it would of taken? Wow. And the sad part.....I bet she honestly thinks she's the reason CA legalized gay marriage. What a piece of egostistical human excrement.
56. lila - June 14, 2008 12:26 AM
This chick is such a damn phony...she isn't even that pretty, you can find prettier Asian women (if that is your thing,) walking around town. If I were a REAL bi-sexual woman I would find her and kick her leprechaun ass...and then dye her hair back to black, she looks like an old hag with that stupid blonde hair.
57. Kodos - June 14, 2008 10:58 AM
Who is this whorish gook again??
58. gerard Vandenberg - June 14, 2008 1:40 PM
WHO KNOWS?
......................................................................................................................I do.
59. amber - June 14, 2008 4:32 PM
I do not understand why she even has a show or press coverage. She is not even shocking just the average run of the mill asianfuckwhore. Don't worry I have names for people of her integrity for all races, it is not a racially fueled remark.
She is not even pretty, she looks like a used up cumbucket. I would be amazed if she did not have a sleuth of diseases. She certainly looks like she does, just so unclean.
Worse there is zero about her personality that makes her even interesting. Yes, I took in a couple episodes of her MTV show, oh the shame. Curiosity nearly killed my faith in humanity.
MTV should be ashamed of themselves. There shows have got to be the worse for tweens and young teens.
When I was a kid MTV was just that music television videos. Not a crappy fake reality show portal not to mention which uses the exact same formula for every single show.
60. Cougar Texas - June 15, 2008 10:24 AM
Uh huh, just like Al Gore invented the Internet and the Muffin Man invented the muffin.
What is this cunt's point???
61. jareth cutestory - June 15, 2008 2:04 PM
i'd knock her box off.
62. ddizlekbj - June 15, 2008 7:51 PM
as an asian i gotta say that this b&tch is pretentious and full of herself.
id poke her but would probably b*tchslap her afterwards
63. ddizlekbj - June 15, 2008 7:51 PM
as an asian i gotta say that this b&tch is pretentious and full of herself.
id poke her but would probably b*tchslap her afterwards
64. Lucy - June 15, 2008 11:32 PM
Her face gives me fucking nightmares.
She's a whore and she's ugly.
65. techclerk - June 16, 2008 7:10 AM
Everyone, let me explain who she is and where she came from.
She is because of me — I definitely think my occult rituals has helped the show. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about summoning pan faced, slant eyed demon children. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine. The next thing you know, people know who is Tila Tequila.
My bad. I've learned my lesson and put that shit away.
66. techclerk - June 16, 2008 7:18 AM
#59
"When I was a kid MTV was just that music television videos. Not a crappy fake reality show portal not to mention which uses the exact same formula for every single show. "
When I was a kid, the Moral Majority kicked MTV out of our cable service because everybody finally realized Cindi Lauper was singing about masturbation in her song, "She Bop"
67. thesoph - June 17, 2008 7:49 AM
she's wearing so much makeup, her face is covered in freckles and you can't even see one.
68. Scorpio - June 20, 2008 3:08 PM
This ugly scag, needs to get over herself.
69. Regulator - July 2, 2008 6:47 PM
Tila get the heck over yourself ya dumb twat your show didn't do a freakin thing to help gay marriages in California. People have been fighting for that for years before you came over here so your 15 minutes of fame are up now leave us along and let's us take back our television programming from you. You're worthless!
70. jane - July 4, 2008 8:34 AM
I have found Tila Tequila Sex Tape!
Interesting, if this is a real F***ing??? Decide yourself!
http://tilatequilaonline.blogspot.com/
71. delroy - August 13, 2008 2:33 PM
I think gay people suck and they are sinner's till they get straight with god and many of them needed very badly, because your not born that way at all, you just made a f-upd decison and they use that as an excuse, they are very confused, god will handle it. YALL NEED TO PRAY AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS. AND REPENT.