Jun 17 2008Tila Tequila apparently has a penis now
Tila Tequila sat down for an interview with King Magazine where she addressed the rumors that she's not really a bisexual:
What about the people who say you’re not really bisexual—that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?
They can suck my dick.
Wait, she has a penis now? Why wasn't I told of this? Get me the White House. In the meantime, here's what else Tila had to say. She really wants that third season:
If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. It’s like saying, “Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?
"'Hey, you're not really Vietnamese, you're just trying to be.' How do you answer that?" Um, are you serious? Did Tila Tequila literally equate proving your ethnicity with proving your bisexuality? You see one of them, ethnicity, is a documented fact. While the other, bisexuality, is a clever marketing tool used by an elf in a bikini.
Fun Fact: Tila brought her own fishbowl for this photo shoot to be taken in. She said, "Bisexuals always come prepared!" Then spent five hours crying for someone to believe her. And that, boys and girls, is where butterflies come from!
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Reader Comments
1. Racer X - June 17, 2008 3:51 PM
Slore.
2. Jackson - June 17, 2008 3:51 PM
Kim Kardaskank would have had a petite shape if she did not over eat like a porker!
3. Mike Oxbhig - June 17, 2008 3:52 PM
FIRST nIGGAS!
that skanky bitch needs to disappear
4. LA Stud - June 17, 2008 3:53 PM
How about the rumors that she is really an Asian tranny with a small cock and breast implants.
5. ph7 - June 17, 2008 3:53 PM
After I've had sex with her, I'd burn her hut down.
The problem with having sex with her? 30 minutes later, you're horny again.
6. Mike Oxbhig - June 17, 2008 3:53 PM
and for the record, Kim looks FUCKING GREAT these days.
7. Clit McGee - June 17, 2008 3:57 PM
Her clit must be huge
8. havoc - June 17, 2008 3:57 PM
She got confused.
What she meant to say was:
"No mah sucky sucky. You bin here four hour! You go now!"
.
9. Sport Ricky - June 17, 2008 3:59 PM
Not diggin the fakies or the tats. What this girl needs is more self esteem.
10. dan - June 17, 2008 3:59 PM
the only way to make this fidget look decent is to put her hair in front of her face
11. ??? - June 17, 2008 4:05 PM
"What do I get for ten dollars?"
"Ebree ting joo wahn."
"Everything?"
"Ebree ting."
12. Randal - June 17, 2008 4:08 PM
Good for you Tila! Don't let anyone tell you who you are and what you want to be, including the media that somehow reports you to the mass market.
You are stunning in this photo set. Those big eyes capture the warmth of the sun which illuminates and radiates through your personality to the rest of us, who feed off your warmth and grow as individuals.
Stay true to who you are and no one can tell you otherwise. Keep loving!
Randal
13. Lucy - June 17, 2008 4:08 PM
she looks fuckin' ugly as usual, but i looooovee that swimsuit.
14. veggi - June 17, 2008 4:12 PM
"“Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?"
By saying "who the fuck would TRY to be Vietnamese???"
15. Shocking - June 17, 2008 4:22 PM
I actually like this girl.
16. Kelley - June 17, 2008 4:22 PM
Just another foul-mouthed skank with very fake tits !!
17. Uncle Eccoli - June 17, 2008 4:24 PM
That's not a denial.
18. Ricard0 - June 17, 2008 4:28 PM
Number 14, LOL, that's brilliant.
I love you longtime!
19. Guy - June 17, 2008 4:37 PM
&11
Thanks for makeing me laugh, ebree ting...
20. Shocking - June 17, 2008 4:38 PM
She's wearing the "1 piece" version of Britney's bikini from the other day (see 3-4 posts down)..and last month and the month before that...notice the "kills" lettering..
21. Nikky Raney - June 17, 2008 4:41 PM
SHOT AT LOVE 3???
And, for the record.
I am a girl, and I say "SUCK MY DICK!"
All the time.
22. JOBETH - June 17, 2008 4:41 PM
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
23. JOBETH - June 17, 2008 4:41 PM
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
24. Tila's Penis - June 17, 2008 4:41 PM
I am as real as Barack Obama.
25. JOBETH - June 17, 2008 4:41 PM
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
26. ramalamadingdong - June 17, 2008 4:42 PM
dinks are the nastiest race on the planet. they smell like soy sauce and they are retarded. she is a foul excuse for a human. why didn't we get her when we got Nagasaki??? oh...that was in Japan. wait....if they all look alike, how are they from different places. i don't get it. fuck it. nuke 'em all!!!!!
27. TacoBreath - June 17, 2008 4:43 PM
She reeree rooks rike a rittle repruchan.
Stupid round-faced midget gook cunt.
Other than that, I like her.
28. FRIST!!! - June 17, 2008 4:46 PM
I CANNOT BELIEVE i finally found someone I hate more than Heidi Montag..
Fucking amazing.
29. nerdkiller - June 17, 2008 4:50 PM
SHe is pretending to be Vietnamese. She's from America.
30. Oh No! - June 17, 2008 4:55 PM
LA Stud and ph7,
Oh no you dint!
If she wants me to believe that she's a bisexual I am going to need to see her munch some rug. Live. While I give it to her in the Ho Chi Minh Trail from behind. Otherwise she could be faking it.
31. Auntie Kryst - June 17, 2008 4:55 PM
What the fuck is this stupid twat hanging out at the beach for?? CHARLIE DON'T SURF!!
32. Jimbo - June 17, 2008 4:58 PM
I'll suck her dick, but it better be COMPLETELY functional. The last time I...toured...Thailand, s/he made the claim but after 25 minutes all I had was lockjaw. It's like when you go to restaurant with bad service - after half an hour, you want to eat something, even if it's too thick and salty and sticks in your throat right at the gag spot.
33. Deacon Jones - June 17, 2008 4:58 PM
I wish she had a cock so I could shove it in her mouth
34. Jimbo - June 17, 2008 4:59 PM
(there's the fake link, happy?)
35. Tobin - June 17, 2008 5:02 PM
first
36. HGS - June 17, 2008 5:08 PM
that bitch isn't bisexual, but i do believe she has a penis now
TILA IS A SHEMALE!!!
37. Lola - June 17, 2008 5:15 PM
nasty little skank...... people think she's kidding when she said that but this trannie vietnamese whore is dead serious..... she really has a cock... and she wants it sucked.... from either male or female
why exactly is this S-HIM even being interviewed by anyone? i sure hope those interviewers got all their shots and went in with a HAZ-MAT suit.... this skank looks like a walking disease
and i totally agree, i have also found someone to hate more than heidi skank-tag..... that sounds so unbelievable even typing it out
38. Mr. Science - June 17, 2008 5:15 PM
It's probably a moot point unless you have high precision instrumentation. At her size, a genuine Vietnamese male would have a very small penis. Converting to shemale units, we arrive at something approaching the size of Chyna's clit (click the link in my name). Is it a clit, or a dick? If you really want to know...get therapy.
39. Dorito Man - June 17, 2008 5:18 PM
Yawn. Maybe that K-fed dood would be interested. Just trying to help..
40. ying friman - June 17, 2008 5:26 PM
No, it's not, you dumbass.
It's a false construct utilized by weak retards like yourself in lieu of engaging in above the board bigotry.
That's the last time I come to this shitbox. You suck.
41. Andy - June 17, 2008 5:31 PM
#40 - relax, Charlie, the war is over. No more fighting for you. It's time to sew sneakers. Fill your entire bin and you get a second bowl of cold rice.
42. havoc - June 17, 2008 5:38 PM
I guess nows not the time to crack a joke about the swimsuit and "nips"......
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43. Ted from LA - June 17, 2008 5:38 PM
Is it a penis or a misplaced worm from the bottom of the bottle? Either way, this woman/man bores the living shit out of me.
44. Lola - June 17, 2008 5:39 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA @ #40.... Sewing sneakers and roce bowl.... LMAO, that's amazing
#40, relax..... It's just a fucking website.... How dare you defend Trannie Tila? All she wants is to get her cock sucked.... So relax wang chung
45. Hecubus - June 17, 2008 5:46 PM
Mr Jolson, how do you answer reports that you're not actually a negro and just faking it for the show ?
Al: Why, that's ridiculous. That's like asking me to prove I'm bisexual.
46. JollyJumJuck - June 17, 2008 5:48 PM
The great thing about pictures of Tila Tequila is that you can click on the "full size" button and get "actual size."
47. 10pound - June 17, 2008 5:51 PM
You're at the beach and wait...look...its the FAILboat.
You're on it.
48. Erik - June 17, 2008 6:08 PM
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49. WINNIE - June 17, 2008 6:39 PM
You should stop posting about this gnome. It's clear she's giving the world a headache, she makes heidi montag look good BLEH.
50. Gia - June 17, 2008 6:59 PM
Stupid twat. She's so overrated.
51. missywissy - June 17, 2008 7:08 PM
Her tats look like the ones you get from the bubblegum machines at the grocery store.
She could be cute, but this bad girl/horny girl thing is just making her look stupid and desperate for fame.
52. Tired of Fake Asians - June 17, 2008 8:40 PM
Trying to be Vietnamese? Tila, honey, skank, that's probably the most downright stupidest and unintelligent comment EVER. Go get some more plastic surgery!!! Apparently, that forehead implant, nose job, lip injections, and boob job couldn't fix your ginormous alien head nor PUT A BRAIN IN IT, either. You make asian people look bad.
53. STevec - June 17, 2008 9:01 PM
...pumpkin-headed troll.....
54. you are stupid - June 17, 2008 9:08 PM
there are some dumbass people here. tila doesn't have a dick. tila's twat was in playboy too many times.
i've seen more of her twat than i ever care to.
oh and jollyjumjuck, LMAOF!!!!!!
55. you are stupid - June 17, 2008 9:08 PM
there are some dumbass people here. tila doesn't have a dick. tila's twat was in playboy too many times.
i've seen more of her twat than i ever care to.
oh and jollyjumjuck, LMAOF!!!!!!
56. Brad W - June 17, 2008 9:26 PM
She is an ugly, talentless whore whose face looks like it got stuck in a hydraulic press.
57. Wrath of Chaka Khan - June 17, 2008 10:29 PM
So she's got a dick huh? I don't know whether to stop in terror and risk blue balls or continue rubbing one out. Just kidding, I already finished.
58. KatiePie - June 18, 2008 12:02 AM
Tila Tequila is annoying but not as much as Heidi Montag. God.. i wanna kick her in the face.
59. zuzuspetals - June 18, 2008 12:52 AM
I'm female so I don't have a dick, but for some reason my dick wilts when I look at her. Can someone explain this?
60. Peter - June 18, 2008 8:00 AM
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".On "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
61. Nique - June 18, 2008 8:26 AM
Sorry guys, I actually think that she is a pretty hot Asian chick...and there are not many arounf of them. I love her skin
62. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 18, 2008 9:19 AM
I had no idea they sold those kind of bathing suits in the children's section.
63. Uh - June 18, 2008 9:40 AM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
64. CajuCLC - June 18, 2008 11:02 AM
OMG, people saying she is a shemale! lol
Well, she said to eat her dick, so who knows right?
Whatever, at least she is making money. O.o
65. norton - June 18, 2008 11:35 AM
So if she's Vietnamese why is she taking on a hispanic persona?
Long and short, she's simply a tool that will do anything for attention. It's called a Napoleanic complex.
66. gerard Vandenberg - June 18, 2008 12:52 PM
"GOOD NEWS" for the FAGGOTS?
67. BlondeBitch - July 2, 2008 9:03 PM
i think Tila is so hot and don't be mean she isn't ugly she is really hot and why das everyone say that she isn't Bi she is bi 1she das NOT try to hard to be bi like yal say she is bi 2 she das NOT have a penis 33 she has a really hot body
68. douchebag Mcgee - July 3, 2008 8:00 PM
I'd still hit it.
Only from behind.